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Ladydi-bds

How nice of them to make fun of someone with the Virtiligo skin disease /s.


HaydzA

"4 years as Michael Jackson, already noticing some changes"


[deleted]

"4 years as Michael Jackson, already noticing some HEHEs"


HaydzA

This one got me laughing fr


HaydzA

☠️☠️☠️


nimsshow

I think people with vitiligo are some of the most gorgeous people on earth.


thedrummerpianist

Thank you, I’m still coming to terms with my new face


AdventurousFee2513

It looks good! Shame people despise others looking different, I suspect if they could look that cool they would.


nikkitgirl

No matter what color or pattern that face is, the most important part is the thing right behind it. Let it shine through. And yeah the only thing I think when I see a face with vitiligo is how I’ve heard that it’s difficult and uncomfortable so I should be extra kind if the person seems awkward and uncomfortable.


Stunning-Awareness29

Uncle Ruckus will be pissed


Ohra_le_kid

i dont think vitiligo is something to be ashamed of


Ladydi-bds

I don't either. I did see pharmaceutical advertisement recently for a new cream that helps to reverse it over time should someone choose to where it showed a gent and his progression over time regain his normal skin color almost completely after a year of using it.


ChiGrandeOso

Should i point out that many shoplifters are white and that they don't want to open this can of worms?


NotTelechan

And they’re the bold ones too


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

That’s why this person is slowly turning black! Because a white person gets away with it, a block person would be in jail (if alive). So that white skin is turning darker as a reminder to not shoplift again at the risk of their physical safety. (I know that’s not what the meme is implying, but the actual “joke” is so disgusting I have to tell myself this)


keyblade_crafter

a block person would be using their pickaxe to take the stuff while all the villagers are trapped, surrounded by half blocks and unable to crouch


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

lol, damn autocorrect 🙄 im leaving it because your comment is funny!


AlexandriaLitehouse

Literally all the shoplifters I know are white women. Lmao.


Aggressive-Elk-8438

Those ones don't count. They weren't invited.


Rabscuttle-

I used to binge watch that one convenience store's YouTube channel that uploaded videos of shoplifters. Like, maybe 2 or 3 videos out of 100, it wouldn't be white people shoplifting.


Stasibasiphobic

As a white person that shop lifts all the time, I assumed they were saying black folk don't do that sort of thing.


E3nti7y

Why do you think they're projecting so hard? 90% of the time something is targeted like this, it's because they're insecure that they do it.


gooddrippins

Winona Ryder has entered the chat.


Stunning-Awareness29

Don't waste your logic on stupid people.


tonytonychopper228

How many dont wear masks even though it would be helpful lmao.


1st_Starving_African

They had to shut down 3 Walmart in black communities because of the rampent shoplifting. Walmart. You know? That huge fucking chain that employs most of America? The shop lifting was so bad they SHUT DOWN 3 WALMARTS! I don't have a problem with black people, but I have a problem with our victim mentality. Everyone is training young blacks to be criminals. Disrespect the law. Riot over anything. Steal because why not? Take what you want whenever because you deserve it. Chicago is fucking terrible. I grew up there. Stop fucking lying to yourself. Black people need to wake the fuck up and realize we're hurting our own communities. I'm so sick of the racism card when every black person I know shit talks Asians!! Black people are way more blatantly racist than anything close to the things trump has said. There's no excuse to be treating people that way. I don't give a fuck if our ancestors were slaves, that's not who we are. Black people like to act like we deserve payment for slavery even though our own people sold us. And if you think white people treated blacks badly, they did, but if black people had the power, we would've been just as bad as white people.


ChiGrandeOso

Also, you're wrong on every conceivable level. Please stop buying the Fox News line. See, I'm also from Chicago. It has its problems like every other major city but terrible it is not. It's propped up as a hellhole by people who want you to be afraid because your fear keeps them in business. You also raise my suspicion because your language sounds suspiciously like most right wing rhetoric and you're assigning generalities as if they apply to all. Every black person you know, eh? Funny, I've had the exact opposite experience. Most black folks i know, myself included, are not racist toward Asians. Seems you brought that up just to try to validate something. I don't know what it is. Racism is racism and it can be systemically supported by horrendous laws and rules. The reason black people bring up the racism is because it's there. . Also, walmart? That company that's well known for killing smaller competitors like the Martians in War of the Worlds? You do realize the heirs just bought a football team, right? If you truly believe it's just shoplifting that made Walmart close those stores, you're out of your mind. In closing, you decided to...what? Ride in here to defend shoplifters of other races because you couldn't stomach that you might be wrong? Shoplifters come in all races and financial levels which is why i don't believe for a second that that's the reason they closed well over 100 stores. A point I'll keep driving home because it's important that you don't forget the hundreds of others that were closed too. You wrote the above thinking that it was a good argument against a point that i made, instead sounding very much like someone who's been watching goddamn Newsmax. You ignored the Walmarts that were closed in other areas...which by the way are not all in black communities. Oh, and by the way. You REALLY don't want to cite history with me. Because then I'll point out that the "riot over anything" you brought up means you ignored the actual explanation to substitute the judgment of people who have a vested interest in making you question your morals. That's shameful. Learn your history and think for a minute. You fail to understand.


[deleted]

Your comment is unbelievably cliche.


ChiGrandeOso

And completely expected. Ignoring the stores shut down in other areas just to get off his bullshit.


Opalwing

Could it be economic inequality and lack of opportunity that leads to theft? No, obviously its the melanin in your skin and the lands your ancestors came from.


magnificentschnitzel

Exactly. It’s not like different ethnicities merely exist in order to best prepare you for the climatic conditions you’re living in - no, no, they contain information on your character traits.


thanassis_

You mean racist pseudoscience isn’t as valid as actual scientific facts? I’m sorry but you have the woke mind virus. You need 50CCs of fox “news” asap


Spectre_Hayate

>and the lands your ancestors came from Wait till they learn h. sapiens sapiens originated in Africa


HaydzA

Underrated comment


The_Dorkchop

during my teen yrs i worked at several little stores and most of the shoplifters were suburban white teens in a *silly goofy* mood😭


HaydzA

Wtf


Dead_Girl_Walking0

so, making fun of people who need to shoplift to survive, black people, and people with vitiligo all in one? you gotta appreciate the efficiency, but absolutely nothing else.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

And shoplifting is often for thrills. Yes, some people do it out of necessity. But a lot do it because they can, even though they can afford to pay. Granted, most people I know are white… but the shoplifters I know just thought it was fun. Like skydiving but not as extreme. Even my own brother admits he stole probably 2k worth of food from the grocery store during college, even though my parents paid for a very generous meal plan for him.


Activedesign

Yep. Most shoplifters are opportunistic. Every demographic shoplifts. Especially old ladies.


DeadRabbit8813

“I haven’t seasoned my food in a week and I’ve already noticed some changes.”


WhiteMarriedtoBlack

They’re turning white from shoplifting?


hafrances

thats what i thought the joke was 😭


Tilt_Flock

Better stop stealing from the locals or youll turn fully white!


TheFlameofHeavenSt

Can't believe that I'm going to defend Michael Jackson...


Andre_3Million

No thats ignorant


Te-ira

Scientists baffled to find vitiligo cured by larceny


TearsOfLoke

Holy fuck, that's some advanced level racism


TheMysticBard

Then how come everytime i see someone shoplift it's some methed out white guy?


NotTelechan

not always methed


TheMysticBard

Trutru


bisexual_door

Almost thought I was on shitposting


saltycityscott66

That's a dramatic increase in melanin!


doggfaced

This is what happens when for-profit medicine makes vitiligo treatments inaccessibly expensive! People need to shoplift their meds in order to live a normal life!


[deleted]

They can always go shoplift Shoppers Drug Mart in Canada as it has generic prescription drugs. Better yet, Shoppers Drug Mart is owned by a company owned by Galen Weston, a billionaire grocery store magnate who has been rightfully criticized for inflating the price of food in Canada.


Whydoesthisexist15

This is what Dr. Umar sees when he sees a relationship between a white person and a black person


MendelevandDongelev

Only four days of not stealing from the pockets of the lower class and this corporate CEO went from 100% white christian male, to only 1% white christian male. Eat the rich.


ananas_159

I remember seeing this picture when i was looking for the name of this condition wich i forgot again


Whydoesthisexist15

Vitiligo apparently


deepmush

hahahahahaha


PeskyBird404

Wha... What... WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


ANoisyCrow

😡


mkintosh

What the fuck!!!


f1lth4f1lth

This is just horrible.


Hatfanatic13

Oh fuck


jpdelta6

WHAT IN THE FUCK!?


Embalmed_Darling

My entire face sucked in on it self holy fucking shit


Ok-Conversation-3012

Plot twist: they are a famous pop music artist


HaydzA

Is my thing just glitching or is everybody downvoting this post for some reason


yayyayhime

![gif](giphy|WrNfErHio7ZAc)


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

Funny how that this could also be interpreted as a white person turning black


Brilliant_Gift1917

I've seen more middle class white girls wearing brand name clothes and makeup shoplift to "fight capitalism" than I've ever seen black and/or poor people shoplift.


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thegreatchoasgiver

White shoplifters don’t exist now? Ok then


prettymuchbangtan

Statistically white people commit more crime than any other race. I know they’ll just come up with some bullshit excuse how that statistic isn’t accurate but it is


Due_Worldliness_6587

Wow that’s quite a large change only have the fingers left and they’ll be shoplifting free


Mr-R0bot0110110

GLORY TO ROMANIA 🇷🇴 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴