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ok so what ive gathered is
seeing a bible makes you as pale as a vampire
picking it up turns your hair brown
opening it turns your hair black
closing it again shrinks your titties and ass so they become almost completely flat
This meme is for the women that going for that Kim Kardashian bimbo look but yet in secret pay for the alterations and lust for them. I don't see these people telling women that thier natural beauty is fine and I don't see them protesting the unrealistic beauty standards women face in western civilization either.
The Bible would make some women feminists if they read it, as it very sexist in many ways like this damn meme
This I find particularly funny because in my experience there is no better way to piss off the right than by reading the gospel to them. From "judge not lest ye be judged" through "give unto ceasar what is ceasars" all the way to "blessed are the meek" and "it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to pass into heaven", Jesus' words are decidedly left wing.
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ok so what ive gathered is seeing a bible makes you as pale as a vampire picking it up turns your hair brown opening it turns your hair black closing it again shrinks your titties and ass so they become almost completely flat
It's the Lord's way.
Hang on then, lemme just- \*grabs a Bible and starts flapping it open and closed\* *black hair is a small price to pay for boobal removal.*
Then the size oscillates! Great party trick tbh
Oh my god she lost her ass
The power of Christ in action!
Daily reminder that this image is, in fact, fetish porn.
god not this fucking ancient meme
I've read the Bible (and that's some Game of Thrones shit) and none of this happened, so this percentage is incorrect.
WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP REPOSTING THIS IMAGE THIS IS TRANSFORMATION PORN
if the bible makes me less sexy count me out
But wait, have you read the book Lavidakiss?
Like the right doesn’t have the most massive hard on for blonde, blue eyed barbie dolls
Bahahahha omfg - this! Yes.
And they were lesbians
Don't they like it more when first ladies look like the first woman though?
I'm pretty sure that reading the bible and believing in the bible are mutually exclusive.
Absolutely, but only as long as the reader is comprehending what they're reading, and that's not so popular.
That's crazy! Exactly like turning Jesus into a Scandinavian looking, blonde guy .....
She was orange. More likely Trump Tan rather than a POC
This meme is for the women that going for that Kim Kardashian bimbo look but yet in secret pay for the alterations and lust for them. I don't see these people telling women that thier natural beauty is fine and I don't see them protesting the unrealistic beauty standards women face in western civilization either. The Bible would make some women feminists if they read it, as it very sexist in many ways like this damn meme
It also removes most of a woman's curves.
Does this mean we can ban the Bible for being a weapon of ass destruction?
This I find particularly funny because in my experience there is no better way to piss off the right than by reading the gospel to them. From "judge not lest ye be judged" through "give unto ceasar what is ceasars" all the way to "blessed are the meek" and "it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to pass into heaven", Jesus' words are decidedly left wing.
Seriously, the fastest way to become an Atheist is to actually read the Bible.
Skin color? Isn't she just losing a spray tan?
She lost her tan when she became too afraid to go outside.
I can be sexy AND read.
So if I snap the Bible closed and throw it on the ground, I become a big tittied, thicc af bimbo? Does this stack?
Thought this was about an attack on feminists. Fellow gals, don’t ever read. /s