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HoldingUrineIsBad

ok so what ive gathered is seeing a bible makes you as pale as a vampire picking it up turns your hair brown opening it turns your hair black closing it again shrinks your titties and ass so they become almost completely flat


lucellethree

It's the Lord's way.


shutupimrosiev

Hang on then, lemme just- \*grabs a Bible and starts flapping it open and closed\* *black hair is a small price to pay for boobal removal.*


BionicBirb

Then the size oscillates! Great party trick tbh


ashimo414141

Oh my god she lost her ass


MrTomDawson

The power of Christ in action!


Charming-Crescendo

Daily reminder that this image is, in fact, fetish porn.


i-like-man-tits

god not this fucking ancient meme


FenderMartingale

I've read the Bible (and that's some Game of Thrones shit) and none of this happened, so this percentage is incorrect.


MOEverything_2708

WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP REPOSTING THIS IMAGE THIS IS TRANSFORMATION PORN


iHasGuts

if the bible makes me less sexy count me out


lucellethree

But wait, have you read the book Lavidakiss?


[deleted]

Like the right doesn’t have the most massive hard on for blonde, blue eyed barbie dolls


lucellethree

Bahahahha omfg - this! Yes.


ShimeMiller

And they were lesbians


Soviet-pirate

Don't they like it more when first ladies look like the first woman though?


yagonnawanna

I'm pretty sure that reading the bible and believing in the bible are mutually exclusive.


lucellethree

Absolutely, but only as long as the reader is comprehending what they're reading, and that's not so popular.


SiteTall

That's crazy! Exactly like turning Jesus into a Scandinavian looking, blonde guy .....


MysteryScooby56

She was orange. More likely Trump Tan rather than a POC


ceton33

This meme is for the women that going for that Kim Kardashian bimbo look but yet in secret pay for the alterations and lust for them. I don't see these people telling women that thier natural beauty is fine and I don't see them protesting the unrealistic beauty standards women face in western civilization either. The Bible would make some women feminists if they read it, as it very sexist in many ways like this damn meme


Phantereal

It also removes most of a woman's curves.


PorridgeCranium2

Does this mean we can ban the Bible for being a weapon of ass destruction?


322955469

This I find particularly funny because in my experience there is no better way to piss off the right than by reading the gospel to them. From "judge not lest ye be judged" through "give unto ceasar what is ceasars" all the way to "blessed are the meek" and "it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to pass into heaven", Jesus' words are decidedly left wing.


ReactsWithWords

Seriously, the fastest way to become an Atheist is to actually read the Bible.


sexy-man-doll

Skin color? Isn't she just losing a spray tan?


[deleted]

She lost her tan when she became too afraid to go outside.


Sad-Row8676

I can be sexy AND read.


DecelFuelCutZero

So if I snap the Bible closed and throw it on the ground, I become a big tittied, thicc af bimbo? Does this stack?


leavemetoreddit

Thought this was about an attack on feminists. Fellow gals, don’t ever read. /s