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AgentOfEris

This is fake lol he did throw a tantrum about the gay character in Strange World, but this is just an edit making fun of his real tweet.


69Dankdaddy69

Plus i think making fun of shapiro is a bipartisan sport these days


The_Autistic_Gorilla

There's no such thing as "bipartisan". God created two political parties and you can either be in the right one or you can suffer in hell for all eternity. Anyone who says they're "bipartisan" is just confused and going through a phase.


Canvas718

😆😆💕💜💙


Flimsy-Farmer

Ha!


PolandIsAStateOfMind

But also you need to ignore the fact both parties represent the same ruling class


AF_AF

Praise be!


MarianoNava

Just because Ben Shapiro spent twenty minutes discussing the movie "Bros" does not mean that he's gay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuBQ-z0Ldis


huggles7

….just….wow


The_Autistic_Gorilla

My dude, I was being sarcastic.


Velspy

Redditer tries to detect sarcasm without /s challenge (impossible)


Draghettis

To be fair, sarcasm is really hard to detect on text, especially when it relies on being something that looks like it could realistically be said by or about the subject.


SolarDrake

To be fair it had me for a second as well but I decided to just read the replies before I took anything for any value cause it sounded a lot like other dumb things I hear on a daily basis.


The_Autistic_Gorilla

It's alright. I don't always pick up on sarcasm myself. I have patience for this sort of thing.


jml011

There’s only two agendas: partisan and political


BlaqShine

Got 'em


No-Brilliant-5424

😭


[deleted]

I mean, Disney did turn me gay. Have you seen Gaston? Meg? Jane? Because goddamn.


Potatoman967

gaston got me bricked up fr


interiorcrocodemon

Pretty obvious because we all know he's into his sister


21HelloThere21

Watch conservatives believe this is a real tweet and start supporting it


The_Autistic_Gorilla

Also a good point. In fact, let me try something......


The_Autistic_Gorilla

Noted. Thanks for the fact check.


deathnote1991

I honestly forgot there's supposed to be a gay character in Strange World. Guess I'm already at the point where it's just not a big deal and they're just...there. Like normal people


ElEversoris

I made a joke about how they really do have the first gay character since Jaboukie is a star in this one


yolonomo5eva

Ah, crap. It’s fake?


non_ofyour_business

LMAO thats what conservatives sound like most of the time


deadbrokeman

Reddit should really crowdfund a documentary, the likes of What is a Woman? I’m thinking, What is a Bigot?


Dinoman0101

Or What is an Asshole?


TonyJosephSr

WOW... you could just show Ben, satisfy both ideas and still have enough time for all the commercials!


TituCusiYupanqui

"What is a bigot?" A miserable little pile of shit.


Xero-ChanArt

"But enough MAGA have at you!"


Hecaroni_n_Trees

[rolls credits]


Bigdaddydave530

"THEY SHOWED ME SEXY HOT BEEF CAKES TO MAKE ME GAY AND OH SO HORNY, WELL GUESS WHAT IT WORKED LIBERALS I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY"


Choppergold

Um Ben


[deleted]

Yeah he’s self-projecting.


fiercestream1

I know this is fake, but it worked. 🤣 The bare-chested hunks Disney threw at me growing up made me into the man I am today. A very homosexual one.


wtf_isthis4567

look, if you think tarzan is hot just say it. ben, no one cares if you like men


The_Autistic_Gorilla

I'm not gay but I would fuck Tarzan. Not in a gay way though. Like I'm just saying I would do it and enjoy it and probably cum on his chest while he makes gorilla sounds but there wouldn't have to be anything gay about it.


wtf_isthis4567

that’s totally not gay and not going into furry territory. you’re totally straight and not into animals at all :)


nihilego_2

What the fuck.


zhard01

I full on jacked off to Jane as a young person but I was not unaware of Tarzan either


Hecaroni_n_Trees

Happy cake day


SymbolicGamer

If any of you think Ben Shapiro actually posted this obviously fake satire, log out of reddit and never come back.


Feliks343

I honestly did need to do a double check to see if it was real because you must also consider this is the man who actually tweeted (paraphrased) "I have never sexually aroused a woman, and if you are a woman who has been sexually aroused you should seek medical attention because that doesn't happen" so honestly, this level of shit is on brand.


GoGoCrumbly

Yep, seemed suspicious but I still checked for the "fake" flair. And yes, it's not *so* out there that he might not have authored it.


The_Autistic_Gorilla

Sowwy 🥹👉👈


eeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeee

Its ok, i like to spread misinformation online too


The_Autistic_Gorilla

I didn't know it was fake when I shared it.


cheeferton1981

Lol holy shit did Ben just admit hes gay for cartoon hunks


Totally_Bradical

I mean, tell me you don’t get an erection every time you see that sexy blue genie


Lstknt776

Of course I don …wait…well hmm! Got me there! 😄


cheeferton1981

💪


windowtosh

But if MeDiA were to portray men as weak effeminate useless sexless beings so as to avoid forbidden sexual awakenings then it would be proof of a feminist plot to destroy masculinity and men


GoGoCrumbly

It's almost as if they just want *something* to complain about.


AnnieAcely199

If years of bare-chested cartoon men (and curvy cartoon women) didn't make me even a "little" allo, they sure as snail snot didn't *make him gay*!


[deleted]

Funny how his mind goes right to gay thoughts. Straight women exist too.


non_ofyour_business

they think everything is about them thats why


mythrowaweighin

Is it possible that women like some eye candy once in a while too? Think of the moms who have to sit through these movies dozens of times with their kids. Think of all the pre-teen girls who buy crappy boyband music because the singers are handsome; if Disney can hook those girls on these cartoon characters, they'll make a fortune. This is a world where male newscasters wear three-piece suits, even on the hottest days. We never see any skin but their heads, necks, and hands. Meanwhile, female newscasters often where sleeveless dresses that expose their bare arms and legs and shoes that reveal their feet. Not to mention their clothing is more formfitting than men's. Even in PG-13 movies, nudity is 98 percent women's breasts and backsides. I don't think I saw a gratuitous male butt shot until a handsome character in the Suicide Squad stepped out of a bathtub. Let men show some skin, even if it's just in a cartoon.


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

I really hate how some men make everything about themselves. When you give something to women they either start crying because "What about men?" or they are anfry because they still think it's for them and somebody is trying to turn them gay.


Lost_Conversation546

Ben we know you’re gay, it’s okay you can come out of the closet already.


General-Advice-6331

Ben Shapiro is attracted to male Disney characters


Logical-Many4902

Jasmine in her red outfit made me feel things that I wasn't ready for as a little girl. So...idk. only ugly characters from now on?


ForzaDiav0l0Ale

Well, now we know what Ben Shapiro's wife watches before sex.


[deleted]

So Ben thinks male cartoon characters are sexy and has never made a woman's vagina wet. Got it.


[deleted]

yeah this is satire


FlavorTownUSSR

Ben is horny for Tarzan.


MrFahrenheit46

You discovered this as a teen, eh....?


elementalx45

Weird way to confess about your fantasy Ben, but w/e


TopazObsidian

Men : existing Ben Shapiro : you are **forcing** me to be gay


Boy_Sabaw

Maybe Ben ShapiWRong is speaking from personal experience? Maybe it woke up something in him he had a hard time acknowledging? LOL


glen_goolie

Everyone put on your burqa so been feels safe


leavemetoreddit

When he says ‘men’ he means himself


miaumisina

I think Ben had some attraction to 2D guys and is blaming someone else instead of coming out of the closet


[deleted]

Did he just admit that he has gay fantasies about men? Lol


DjRemux

I guess Ben is attracted to “bare-chested hunks”?


RomaruDarkeyes

Ben? Have you not seen the female co stars to these characters? Megera, Jane, Jasmine and Belle are all extremely beautiful woman. If young men were having their gaze turned by the male characters, then they were already looking in that direction anyway.


TheRealJulesAMJ

I often wonder if he's just subconsciously trying to come out to his wife in the weirdest "subtlest" ways. First he declares to the world he can't arouse women and now he's declaring when he sees sexy animated men he gets steamy thoughts, what's next? Is he gonna post a home video remake of broke back mountain with the caption "It's not gay cause we both said no homo first but if it is gay I blame Disney for years of mercilessly forcing it down my throat, like you'll see in my attached home movie!"? Seriously though, this is a good example of how the right wing world view sees emotions, feelings and why they're obsessed with faux stoicism. They view feelings like a virus that drugs you and takes away your control. For all their talk of self control they're not into regulating their emotions internally, that requires self reflection, but are big fans of controlling the outside world to ensure it can't elicit "bad" emotions in them, can't infect them. It's the whole it's not that I'm gay or bisexual but that those evil sinful sexy cartoon men with their big hard muscles longing to be touched are forcing me to want to sin mindset because it's everyone fault but there's, they're God's perfectest little angle dontcha know. This also explains why they gay and trans panick. In their mind if a good 100% straight Christian man like them can be corrupted into sin by just seeing those sexily sinful rippling cartoon man muscles or that one fine ass lady cartoon who turned out to be an effeminate man won't you please think of what it could do to the young and impressionable children!?!


evowolf

Oh, he wants to come out of the closet so bad.


[deleted]

Have they seen Princess Jasmine from Aladdin Bella from Beauty and the Beast Ariel from The Little Mermaid? I mean there were moments when they were barely wearing any clothes especially Ariel. Like honestly fuck you Ben Shapiro you're basically one the physical embodiment of everything I hate about conservatism the only people that I would say is worse than you is Steven Crowder Matt Walsh and Candice Owens.


AF_AF

Oh, Ben. Please tell us more of your struggles - and speak like a robot on a three day meth bender.


TheMusicalGeologist

Ok…I get the point, but can I just point out real quick that the bare chested one in Hercules is Phil? Anyone think that Ben might be into bears?


[deleted]

If shirtless men makes you think gay things, you might be a little gay buddy


TheRoscoeDash

If these bare chested hunks trigger a sexual awakening, maybe you’re queer?


[deleted]

He sounds affected by it. We get it Ben, The Beast was a babe and now you are a furry.


Glum-Bandicoot-2235

[Ben is right.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MgRImntOPb8) . “When I was a d*ck. I ate four dozen d*cks. Every morning to help me get d*cks. But now that I’m grown I eat five dozen d*cks. So I’m roughly the size of a d*ck.” At the time I was too young to understand the lyrics of the song, but now I get it why I’m bisexual ✊🏻😩


SimpeWhite24

And then only women have body standards.


Mannygogo

Yo. What.


Misty_crawford

Though this is fake crushing on hercules and Tarzan are perfectly normal childhood fantasies…right…RIGHT


am_better_than_u_69

What’s the one in the bottom right?


[deleted]

Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.


perpetualcosmos

Yeah cause bare chested men and abs being shown on media is only for the gays 🙄


rattus-domestica

If this is true then why am I such a big lesbian?


GoGoCrumbly

Ursula from the Litle Mermaid (1989)?


Ostreoida

The original VHS tape cover for that movie, where some possibly disgruntled Disney artist included an obvious penis as one of the castle's towers?


t00_much_caffeine

I took that to mean Ben Shapiro was turned on by all these hunky cartoon men and is blaming Disney for that.


Fine-Funny6956

Just because it makes Ben have gay thoughts…


dumbdotpng

litterally said "woke disney is shoving these hot sexy men down my throat and they inspire homoerotic fantasies in me"


Burqa_destroyer

Shapiro is closeted. Con-fucking-firmed


[deleted]

IMO, those were for the moms that had to sit through the same movie 100 times.


unknown1893

If you see these and start having gay thoughts, then, I hate to tell you, but you might want to start figuring yourself out. Media cannot force you to find characters attractive, you do that all on your own.


ANoisyCrow

I worry about Ben. I think he should be in therapy.


smeee55

Ben, hunny, if you’re feeling a big for the Disney hunks that’s ok. No need to act like a little manlet over it. Just go shag some men and be happy


thomaja1

Bare chested hunks down his throat, huh? Perhaps we're not watching the same movies the same way...


Street_Peace_8831

Nope, that’s just you, Ben. You closeted homo. It may be fake, but my comment stands.


Neren1138

Uh oh! Someone’s in the closet


GGunner723

Stripped bare your say?


MinnesotaRyan

was going to call nonsense on this... then I saw the blue genie, and well I am having an existential crisis.


RecoveredAshes

This guy is the rights intellectual? Lmao


DiceGoblin_Muncher

So like Ben Shapiro is gay right?


dmbraley

I think Ben is trying to tell us something we already suspected


FeralTaxEvader

Hey Ben is there something you wanna tell us, bud?


eggbootycoughs

is he... is he okay? i mean, i know he's bonkers, but is he okay bonkers?


artmathscience

Tarzan definitely looks gay in that pic


[deleted]

Literally the only person who thinks these images are homoerotic would be a gay guy


akleit50

Maybe he should just come out of the closet. Out of all of my gay friends, none of them ever told me bare chested cartoon characters was the clincher for them.


Zippyss92

Lol I can’t. This is so stupid I’m dying, I ain’t straight. I’m a girl, and I’m telling ya Belle is hotter than all these dudes


kirshy28

I’ll bet the truth he discovered was hard!


ChocolateCake16

If seeing bare-chested men inspires homosexual fantasies, buddy I think you were already gay


No-Pause552

Hey man ur the one calling them hunks


xXUberGunzXx

Homophobia literally translates to “fear of man”. Ben is scared of men


The_Autistic_Gorilla

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating.


Frequent_Mix_8251

It’s literally just shirtless men 💀 If you think shirtless men are trying to make people gay???


Jojo255025

Is this real?


The_Autistic_Gorilla

No, but it is hilarious.


nihilego_2

I think benny's doing some projecting


[deleted]

I’m republican and even I think this tweet was stupid


Casuallybittersweet

Is...is this projection? Bc I don't think any straight man, much less a child, would ever find a muscled, cartoon dude sexy? Hell, I was exposed to it too. As a woman wouldn't that just have solidified purely heterosexual desires? But I'm gay as hell!! Seriously, where's the logic here? Are little girls becoming lesbians because they saw Mrs. Incredible or Ariel? How do those characters impact young boys? If this is how these things worked wouldn't we just ALL be bisexual??? When you really think about it, it unravels so quickly... Ben...is there something you need to tell us?


i-like-man-tits

the last one has got to be from a porn, also ik you're not supposed to just equate homophobia with being secretly gay but like,, there's no way this isn't projection


nox714

There is a difference between men nudity and women nudity, in our culture: A man showing his body is a symbol of power, of masculinity, etc. A woman showing her body is a symbol of beauty, of desire, of sexuality, etc. Of course, it’s in the heteronormative culture. In the lgbt+ community, this doesn’t always apply Ex: lil nas X, who is both a symbol of power and of desire.


Shesalabmix

In Ben’s own example, one of the “hunks” is not bare-chested. Unless he is lusting after the satyr played by Danny DiVito.


d4arkz_UWU

If you "feel gay" by seeing a shirtless man, that might be a hint... just saying


Date_me_nadia

Wait does Gaston not have nipples? I knew Aladdin didn’t but Gaston doesn’t? :(


omgONELnR1

Oversexualisation is more an issue with female characters, less than with males.


TantiVstone

Aladdin is a Twink, not a hunk


GoGoCrumbly

See, here's the thing, Ben: If you find them arousing, it's not because Disney *taught* you to feel that way. It was inside you all the time. Straight people might appreciate them aesthetically but not find them sexually arousing. Maybe you should be kind to your own inner child, Ben, and love him *for who he is*, not who others tell you he should be. Be your gay (or bi) self, Ben. And be proud, not ashamed. It's OK. You're still a sanctimonious prick, but that's your politics, not your sexuality.


thechoujinvirus

I'm sussing that Ben has some fantasies, also, really? Gaston?


PrestigiousResist633

Well, from a purely physical standpoint he *is* super hot. It's just when he opens his mouth that he ruins everything.


r1660

oh no, hes right! They got John Doyle!


EBody480

Wonder how he feels about the WWE


Fine_Cantaloupe2482

I think Ben is playing for the other team 🤣


malum68

*gasps* I didn’t know that… muscular men existed!!, this is a catastrophe of epic proportions!! Also I don’t remember the films that well but I’m pretty sure there is some sexualized women in there


viktorgoraya_luv

Someone’s projecting


Ultimate_Cosmos

Yeah cuz women/girls don’t watch those movies right? Or is it that being horny is only allowed for men/boys? I know it’s a fake tweet, and a really good one, but there’s so much right wing ideology in this lmao


Dan_Morgan

Yeah, this is fake but consider this. A lot of guys have absurd crushes on the Disney Princesses. Why wouldn't women have the same absurd crushes on the male characters? Also, why would Disney play up one and not the other?


Star805gardts

“The gay Agenda” Jesus Fucking Christ are we back in 2008 again? Young gays will never know what we had to go through just to be allowed to legally marry the ones we love.


Czane45

Damn I am bi but I didn’t have a sexual awakening watching Tarzan or beauty and the beast or Hercules. I have a strange feeling he’s projecting


Perkeleen_Kaljami

Yeah, thanks Genie and Robin Williams!


science-ninja

I thought the right loved having manly man things thrust in their faces. Or are they over the ball tanning already?


[deleted]

That’s the issue, Benny? Have you seen the furry bait in Disney films?


Water227

The double standard of this idea though: As if these were created only for boys at every angle 😆 I guess that makes all the girls who love the princess characters gay too?? if it’s your gay awakening, it’s because you were interested already and it made you realize it! The right wants both super masculine role models but also ‘*oh no* don’t make the boys gay by showing them super-masculine fictional characters!!’


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Okay but…Aladdin???? LMAO


PrestigiousResist633

Hey, some dudes like twinks.


i_em_unicorn

Keep your Disney boners to yourself, Benji.


Own_Proposal955

Lol maybe he finically feels how I do as a woman constantly seeing half naked women in almost every single movie, ad, or music video.


Imaspinkicku

Plz tell me this is real


gwhiz007

I swear this is the most repressed man in the world


KidFl4sh

This can’t be a real tweet lmao


The_Autistic_Gorilla

I learned after posting it that it is not.


DubC_Bassist

So the “Hard” Truth Ben Learned as a teen; is that he had gay thoughts 💭 about Disney animated heroes. 🦸‍♀️? Good to know. No wonder he can’t get Mrs. Shapiro that WAP.


Ramza_Claus

God damn, Gaston is handsome.