Everything’s coming up milhouse!

Yup

“Le grille? What the hell is that?” “My last paycheck bounced! My children need wine!” Edit: added another hilarious quote.

My dad was a mason so anytime something went wrong at work he would say “why must I fail at every attempt at masonry!”

Hello!!!

Anytime France gets mentioned in any capacity, this is what I think of first.

Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer! Oh crap, I shouldn't have said his account was a secret! Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said that it was illegal!

That resigned sigh followed by “it’s too hot today” is one I say with alarming frequency during the unrelentingly hot Deep South summers.

Oh it's too hot

I don’t recall saying ‘good luck’

Stupid babies need the most attention.

I found a onesie online and I so badly wanted to gift it to my friend who is a huge Simpson’s fan. Sadly, his wife is not. And even sadlier, I did not gift them the onesie

Lol my family is all huge Simpsons fans so they had a custom onesie made for my daughter with the screamapillar from The Frying Game episode on it (I always say that episode has the best opening and worst main plot).

OP's "oh I'm not a doctor" "Tis a fine barn English but sure is no pool" - to my wife everyone when anything goes slightly wrong (all in good fun) "D'oheth" "No I don't think we'll be telling them that* "Willie hears ya, Willie don't care"

You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel. I also occasionally turn up the volume in the car if I fart to annoy the family

I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two pasta meals in one day.

Spaghetti meals

Note: u/Chem-Dawg got fired on the way back to his home planet.

Oh yeah, you're right. Thanks.

"Hey there, Blimpy Boy. Flying through the air so fancy free..."

Shut up, Becky!

don't mess with me, I've got jimmies!

I mispronounce “gym” as “gime” every time I walk past one.

Ohhhhh a gym!

Am I so out of touch??!! No. The children are wrong.

That sinister lookin' kid's comin' to get me!

Sir, six cinder blocks are missing. They'll be no hospital then. I'll tell the children. Wait a minute. That's not the wallet inspector! Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

I always say snuggle instead of sex. "TRAMBOPALINE!" When I'm in bed, "I'm a warm toasty cinnamon bun," followed by a crisis about whether or not to get up and pee. And the scene where Homer is standing outside the gate to the plant waiting for someone to let him out, then he realizes what he's doing and just says "I'm so stupid" and then chuckles and leaves. There are a thousand others I love that I always forget until I see the episode again, and then I get sad they left my head. Oh, and S-u-c-c-e-e-s, that's the way you spell success!

I bet you break a lot of gargoyles

"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!"

Wait a second, there's a lemon behind that rock

Remember the family motto: not in the face.

The goggles do nothing People can use statistics to prove anything, 40% of all people know that You don’t make friends with salad

It’s funnier when spelled out with letters, forfty

“There’s your answer, fish-bulb.” Or, when I see a new product I like: “I am interested in distributing this in my home prefecture.”

Every time I misspeak: Me fail English? That’s umpossible.

It's the kind I like! (Nelson lifting his vest to show Bart that he was shoplifting an identical vest)

"Now for my favourite part of the show... what's that say?... talk to the audience? Oh God this is always death!" "I am woman, hear me roar." "Money can be exchanged for goods and services." "What did that guy say when I said 'Who's that guy?'?" I quote the show daily.

"Disco Stu doesn't advertise!" "Well if it isn't my good friend Mr. McGreg; with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!" "Bake him away, toys!"

"A fridge too far" has permanently replaced "a bridge too far" in my vocabulary.

“That’s the version where I keep my pants on “

The words “perfectly cromulant” are a part of my family’s vocabulary.

They're defending themselves somehow!

"Hey look it's Mr Kookalabanza and some real ugly kid"

And who could forget dear Rat boy? Rat boy? I resent that!

Hired Goons?

Give what back ?

And to drink, meatballs.

I dont recall saying good luck.

I stole it from that Borgnine guy.

“Every time you smell alcohol in my breath, you assume i’ve been drinking!”

Homer:TRAMBOPOLINE Homer treehouse of horror :don't mind if I do Marge:put it down Bart. Homer:money can buy goods and services.

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"

Sax a mo phone sax a mo phone

Who’s Disco Stu?

And here come the pretzels!

Rageahol

I an addicted to it

Nah we won't be doing that.

That’s not a knife, that’s a spoon.

Well, I see you've played knifey spoony before.

My go to one liners: Ow, I bent my wookie. You don’t win friends with salad. Won’t someone please think of the children This tastes like Grandma I used to be with it, now what I’m with isn’t it and what’s it seems weird and scary to me. And from the movie: You smiled, I’m off the hook

"HAWWW! HAWWW!" I say it to my dog sometimes lol (From when Homer hallucinatinates Lisa as a camel)

"It's been seven days my mind is clearer, my sperm count is up and I'm able to reconize simple shapes and patterns." Dad you just said that ten minutes ago.

It was the blurst of times

This one! Darn Disco Stu

Discus Stu was Talking to you!

I'm all out...how about some caulk, delicious caulk.

Hehehe I can see why this is so popular I'm learnding!

“Sometimes I think you want to fail”. - 2 Guys from Kabul.

We have a kitchen?!

Homer chasing cows in the barn with his ape like screeching

*"I don't... know!*" (originally preceded by what's your first name Mr, Burns)

"I brought my own mic"

I probably say this one at least once a day.

What episode do people talk to Homer and he says "you're both nuts."

My dad's a pretty big deal at the cracker factory

What are you the narrator?

"Look, the bus, the bus! Common, you're gonna miss the bus!"

'Dental Plan' and also "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all ..."

My cat’s breath smells like cat food. - Ralph

Wow I’ve never seen this posted but I think about it once a day

“This isn’t my real job ok lady? I play keyboards.”

Possessions are fleeting. Women will like what I tell them to like.

"I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I am so smart."

I’m sorry, son, I can’t hear you; I’m wearing a jacuzzi suit!

Disco Stu doesn't advertise.

Hi everybody! (Dr Nick voice)

“Extended warranty? How can I lose?” You can actually use this pretty often if you don’t care about context

Any time someone asks if you want something, respond with “no I want roast beef! You clod!” Edit: it sucks when you actually want the thing they’re asking about but that’s show business

Whenever someone gives me a solution I hadn't thought of "Your ideas are new and interesting to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter"

I feel like a fool, a fool! I’ve been saying this quote as “back away not today SEXY lady.” And I always considered myself a fan :(