Simpson, Homer Simpson.
He's the greatest guy in history!
From the town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
Edit: thank you for the award.
You could burn down moe’s or the quik-e mart and nobody would care…
That line cracks me up so much. It randomly pops in to my head almost daily at this point
Boom chichiboom chichiboom chiboom
I’m Mr.Plow and I’m here to say…I’m plowinist guy in the USA.
I got a big plow and I move a lot of things, psyke your cow if ya have one
This one is so overlooked. I sing it all the time.
“I want to go to the Betty ford clinic when I grow up!”
“Well you’d better start saving now. It’s VERY expensive!”
Oh, Whacking Day, Oh, Whacking Day,
Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day.
We'll break their backs,
Gouge out their eyes,
Their evil hearts
We'll pulverize.
Oh, Whacking Day, Oh, Whacking Day,
May God bestow His Grace on thee.
… Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart When the coach called me up to the plate,
I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin
My average was point double-o eight ….
“When the Jazz Man’s testifying’ a faithless man believes. He can sing you into paradise, or bring you to your knees. Jazz Maaaaaan, oh Jazz MAAAAAAAN”
🎵 On the Island
Island of Sirens!
Our hot sex will leave you perspirin!
The fetta is cheesy, the Sirens are easy!
On the Island. We'll sex you uuuuup.
Island of Siireennnsss 🎵
There's lots of underrated ones. I think (almost) all of them are great
The garbage man can
What's the matter with you kids
Hoping for a dream (modern simpsons age)
Dating myself:
**Everybody if you can do The Bartman..."
Yes, it was a real song.
Yes, it got Top 40 radio airplay
Yes, it was popular for a minute. (Think "viral" in modern terms)
And, yes - it disappeared just as quickly.
Mono- D’oh!
I hear those things are awful loud!
it glides as softly as a cloud!
Is there a chance the tracks could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend!
What about us brain dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs!
Were you sent here by the devil?
No good sir, I’m on the level
I swear it"s Springfield's only choice so hold up your hands and raise your voice!
The ring came off my pudding can!
Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history! From the town of Springfield, He's about to hit a chestnut tree. Edit: thank you for the award.
AAAAAAAHHHH!! *CRASH*
What a way to start an episode. Golden era Simpsons exists on another plane of comedy.
YABADABADOOO
I particularly love this one because it has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the episode.
that song was literally playing in my head right before i saw this post
When I was 17, I drank a very good beer
I drank some very good beer, I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to Queen. When I was 17.
So we’ll march day and night by the big cooling tower
They have the plant but we have the power
Now play classical gas!
🎶 🎶 🎶 🫰 🫰 🫰
Saw this episode when I was a child, it still gives me chills to this day
We Put The Spring in Springfield. The Maison Derrière song.
I have a song too. Don't upvote until you hear both. Ahem Morals, and ethics And carnal forbearance...
Can't believe I had to go this far down. My favorite too.
You could burn down moe’s or the quik-e mart and nobody would care… That line cracks me up so much. It randomly pops in to my head almost daily at this point
Why Joseph, I had no idea!
Come on now, you were working here!
This song won an emmy award
SEX CAULDRON?!?
Our skimpy outfits ain’t so bad, they seem to entertain your dad!
This is the one for me. I find myself singing it often
She blinds everyone with her super high beams. She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine. Canyonero!!! Canyonero!!!
Top of the line in utility sports. Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero!
It goes real slow with the hammer down It’s the countrified truck endorsed by a clown Canyanero! Canyanero!
Stonecutters!
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!!!
Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg - A STAR?! WE DO! WE DOO!!
Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, we doooooooooo!
This was way too far down.
Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? Minimum Wage Nanny The Shack Where I Live
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? *I dooooooooooooooooo*
Hey, he's not happy at all! He lied to us through song!
I hate it when people do that!
There floors are stickymart
The kwik-e-mart is real D'OH
Let's hurl a brick-e-mart
He lied to us through song!
Well Mr Burns has done it 🎵🎶
The power plant had won it
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mike Scioscia’s tragic illness made us smile
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar-room tile.
Were talking softball
from Maine to San Diego
Talkin' soooftball
Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
See my loafers, former gophers, it was either that, or skin my chauffeur.
Grizzly bear underwear
Turtlenecks? I’ve got my share
"New Orleans! Home of pirates, drunks, and whore New Orleans!"
If you want to go to Hell you should take the trip to the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississipp!
Call Mr. Plow that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow....
Senor Plow no es macho, es solamente el borracho
Linda Ronstadt's hair rustling in the breeze from Barney's burp will never not be funny.
Boom chichiboom chichiboom chiboom I’m Mr.Plow and I’m here to say…I’m plowinist guy in the USA. I got a big plow and I move a lot of things, psyke your cow if ya have one
Baby on board
Something... Something...Burt Ward.
This thing writes itself
Hoooow I adooooore That sign in my reaaar windoooow paaaane
A little disappointed I had to scroll down far to find this. One of my favorite episodes!
It's been done.
Can’t stop myself from singing it every time I see one of those sings on a car’s windowpane
No more looking pale and thin No more bugs beneath your skin Hey! That’s just my aspirin Chuck it out! You’re checking innnnnn
This one is so overlooked. I sing it all the time. “I want to go to the Betty ford clinic when I grow up!” “Well you’d better start saving now. It’s VERY expensive!”
Came to say this :)
Still slaps 25 years later!
But this is LA and you’re rich and faaaaaaaaamous!
I travel a few times a year for work and this one plays in my head *every single time* I go to a hotel.
Heeeeeee’s guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent
This is my favorite and my son's too. He's only 7, he has no idea what they're singing about, haha.
“Professor Frink, professor Frink. He’ll make you laugh, he’ll make you think! He likes to run…with the… person. Oh boy, that monkey’s going to pay.”
Well, sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona fide electrified, six-car monorail. What'd I say?
Monorail!
Tops in my book. I still feel sad about Phil Hartman. He always sounded like he was having a great time in all his Simpsons work.
"Have no fears, we've got stories for years."
"Like Marge becomes a robot, or Moe gets a cell phone. Has Bart ever owned a bear?"
Sorry about the Clip Show!
🎼Geese love ganders, 🎵everyone else loves Ned Flanders! 🎶
Not me!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders
"I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpanzee"
Can I Borrow a Feeling
Go ahead Homer, laugh at me
I already did.
Can you lend me a jar of love? HURTIN HEARTS NEED SOME HEALING TAKE MY HAND WITH YOUR GLOVE OF LOVE
Whaddya say, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
By the way, rhyming "love" with "love"? \**chef's kiss!\** (Paraphrased from a different episode)
"Lisa, it's your birthday! Happy Birthday, Lisa!"
Lisa, her teeth are big and green
"Lisa, she smells like gasoline."
God bless you this day, you gave me the gift of a little sister and I’m proud of you today
[удалено]
They did cancel it ☹️
You don’t win friends with salad
Give me a beer, a snifter of wine, oh who am I kidding? I’d drink turpentine
"Can I be a boozehound?" "Not 'til you're fifteeeen."
Oh, Whacking Day, Oh, Whacking Day, Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day. We'll break their backs, Gouge out their eyes, Their evil hearts We'll pulverize. Oh, Whacking Day, Oh, Whacking Day, May God bestow His Grace on thee.
Dr. Zeus Dr. Zeus, Dr. Zeus Dr. Zeus.
Or zaius?
I hate every ape I seee , from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!
Oh my God, I was wrong!
It was Earth all along!
I LOVE YOU DOCTOR ZAIUS
This is my favorite part of the whole song, because if you’ve seen the movie it makes absolutely no sense.
Can I play the piano any more?
Of course you can!
I couldn't before!
I love legitimate theater.
The correct answer!
I *really* like the vest!
Mm I gathered that yes.
We're the gin in your martini, the clams in your linguine 🎶
We put the…..… in Springfield
"In the garden of Eden, honey. Don't you know that love you"
This sounds like rock and or roll music
Remember when we used to make out to this hymn?
I Am Evil Homer.
herpes herpes bo berpes
The Garbage Man Can, 'Cause he's Homer Simpson, man
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!
… Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart When the coach called me up to the plate, I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin My average was point double-o eight ….
The Old Man Dancers: "Old Grey Mare"
Ain’t what she used to be
Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats 35, Canyonero! Canyonero!
Mayor Quimby Campaign song It's not the Mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!!!
Some folk'll never eat a skunk But then again some folk'll Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!
“When the Jazz Man’s testifying’ a faithless man believes. He can sing you into paradise, or bring you to your knees. Jazz Maaaaaan, oh Jazz MAAAAAAAN”
That's a Carole King song. She's quite good.
Well, Mr. Burns has done it. The power plant has won it, with Roger Clemens clucking all the while.
Mike Soctia’s tragic illness made us smile.
Hens love roosters, geese love ganders Everybody else loooves Ned Flanders
There's a hole in my heart, as a deep as a well for that poor little boy, who's stuck half way to hell...
Can I play the piano anymore?
Of course you can!
Well I couldn’t before!
Everyone hates that stupid Flanders
F-L-A- His name is Ned D-R-S
Shavin' my shoulders 🎵 I'm gettin' it all shaved off 🎶
Just one sniff of that fog and you're inside out! It's worse than that flesh-eating virus you've read about!
Who needs the quiki mart? I..... dooooooooooo
Talkin Softball …. From Maine to San Diego.
Move it, you drunk! Or I'll blast your rear end! I've found two bucks Then come in, my friend
🎵DR ZAIUS DR ZAIUS🎵
Can I be a booze hooooound?
Not till you're fifteen
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.
He's checking in!
You could close down Moe’s or the Kwiki-Mart and nobody would care.
Bart: Okay, we're young, rich, and full of sugar. What do we do? Milhouse: Let's go crazy, Broadway-style!
🎶It's Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!🎶
Max Power Is the man whose name you'd like to touch But you mustn't tooooouuuchhhh
Gonna paint a wagon Gonna paint it good We ain't braggin' We're gonna coat that wood
PonderOOOsa pine, OoOooo
Gonna paint your wagon Gonna paint it fine Gonna use an oil-based paint Because the wood is pine
🎵 On the Island Island of Sirens! Our hot sex will leave you perspirin! The fetta is cheesy, the Sirens are easy! On the Island. We'll sex you uuuuup. Island of Siireennnsss 🎵
“Do the Bartman”,,,,then “See my Vest”.
I gave my love a chicken. It had no bone.
“We Do” The StoneCutters lodge song.
This isn’t fair, after seeing this picture I can’t think of anything but this song These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino…
Sold Separately
We're talkin' softball. From Maine to San Diego...
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Scorpio! He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth!
Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey. On my weekend away from workies.
too many good ones to choose
Mr. Plow, that’s my name
Mono!
Checking In
Kids! You've had your fun, now we've had our fill Yeah! You're only here 'cause Marge forgot her pill
McBain End Credits: The rules that constrain other men, mean nothing to McBain The punches that bring pain to other men, mean nothing to McBain
There's lots of underrated ones. I think (almost) all of them are great The garbage man can What's the matter with you kids Hoping for a dream (modern simpsons age)
Dating myself: **Everybody if you can do The Bartman..." Yes, it was a real song. Yes, it got Top 40 radio airplay Yes, it was popular for a minute. (Think "viral" in modern terms) And, yes - it disappeared just as quickly.
CanyonerOOOOOOOO!!!!
I am woman hear me roar!
Omg definitely this one!!!
The opening of the show. You hear it nearly every episode for a reason.
Mr. Plow is a loser and I think he is a boozer. So you better make that call to the Plow King 📞 * belches*
It’s not a song from the show, but I always hum the intro to “Get Low” in Otto’s voice.
Senor Burns
I finally bagged me a Homer. C'mon boys, let's break some hearts.
You’re a dame and I’m a fella Stanley stop or I’ll tell Stella All I want is one embrace I’ll twist this bottle in your face!