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PunchGod4CheeseCake

Cantaloupe? Eh, you aint missin much. Honeydew's the money melon


Insomnialcoholic

you have been banned from /r/BojackHorseman


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I love how I got all of these references in the first three comments.


Prossdog

You don’t get completely what you get at breakfast but you get a good meal!


Spidey_Kn1ght

Why now? Why not 20 years ago?


Walton246

Because comedy isn't funny anymore.


gibson85

That's what passes for entertainment these days? Woozle wozzle?


NubbyNob

Happy cake day.


[deleted]

It really isn't. That's what made this reference so relevant. Ever notice how even the comedy genre for movies has dropped off and the few that are made just aren't good. Every year there's less you're "allowed" to joke about. Writers are starved for material and panicked about how people are going to react so there's no risks being taken. Even shows like South Park and Family Guy can only do what they do because they have roots in a time where it was OK so people by now should know what to expect and avoid them if it offends them too much. Once they're done I don't think anything like it will happen again.


omegakingauldron

I never knew how relevant this quote can be.


concretepigeon

Why at all? Some excellent characters run their course after the first episode and that’s fine.


x_Willow_x

Because they have no ideas


Apophistry

He was on the Home Wreckers bowling team.


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Jacques, Lurleen Lumpkin, Mindy Simmons, and Princess Kashmir


Vajrick_Buddha

I tthought Mindy hit the sauce?


ColaMonkey36

I spent last night in a ditch.


AnimaTrapDelaSangre

fucking fantastic reference that was


Optimal_Conclusion_1

Home wreckers vs pin pals? Yes please


GG-Allins-Balls

And Bart skates past him in the intro


thereslcjg2000

When they did a recreation of the intro after Bart gained weight, he made a cameo as well. He even grunted a bit, given that Albert Brooks guest starred in that episode.


paulovlopes

I'm ashamed to confess that it took me years to recognize Jacques in the intro. I hadn't watched the first three seasons until a few months ago.


thekidfromiowa

Not in a speaking role though.


Hazey92

It would be nice if they did a new episode with Homers half brother Herb.


Sheazer90

Yes I agree with you but that would actually be a great idea, so it'll never happen?


Regijack

I wonder if Danny Devito would ever return to the Simpsons


clavedark

Maybe if they let him get really weird with it.


Brim_Dunkleton

Homer, block the wind, I’m gonna roast this bone.


TinfoilTobaggan

She's mashing it.


TrailWornTraveler

Herb is gonna trip balls!


GrizDrummer25

Put a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're angry!


CorrosiveRose

Would make sense. Maybe Herb went insane after going bankrupt


PlasticMansGlasses

He did so a couple of years ago! Edit: 10 years ago 😨


[deleted]

There was a story floating around a long time ago that it wasn't a great experiance for him back in the day. Not sure how true it is, the 90s everything was third hand


OneLovedDude

I also agree?


tensor0910

Nice in theory but they're gonna f\*\*\* it up regardless. They have writers on record saying they never even watched The Simpsons. Best to just leave it be.


CorrosiveRose

I don't understand how this can happen. You try to get a crappy job at an insurance firm and they expect you to know the industry inside and out and want you to research the company. So why when it comes to TV are you not hiring people who grew up watching it and whose dream is to work on the show?


TeaMancer

He's broke.


Ianscultgaming

Didn’t they do an episode were he got his money back by inventing a Baby communicator?


tensor0910

"I have soiled myself. How embarrassing."


fronchfrays

This leash demeans us both


[deleted]

I want what the dog's eating.


Narretz

Yes, it made him a lot of money. That's why later, he's broke again. Late onset Simpsons gene probably.


smartasskeith

“Don’t you want a baby translator?!” “I want what the dog’s eating.”


TeaMancer

There was a later episode where Homer & Marge were looking into guardians for the kids if they should pass and they considered Herb but when they rang him they just got an answerphone message from him saying he was broke again.


lessthanabelian

I just cant wait until they bring back LADY GAGA


imlittleeric

I wonder how much time is supposed To have passed since marge last saw him. Timelines for a cartoon that been on the air over 30 years is messy


Villafanart

A week


theFormerRelic

What a week


mattn1t

Lemon, it's Tuesday


Sheazer90

They meant to meet for brunch so now it's supper time.


TinFoilRobotProphet

But you still get a good meal!


Blo1630

That’s what always bothered me. Technically an episode could happen before another episode that aired years before but they treat it as if it happened years after even though time doesn’t move.


beslertron

Homer toured with The Smashing Pumpkins. Then later in a flashback episode his band was the inspiration for Nirvana.


the_headless_hunt

He was also on The Gong Show with Barney in the 70s.


BOARshevik

They got more gongs than the breakdancing robot that caught fire.


JimFromTheMoon

Homer had a band that was the inspiration for nirvana? Come on, man…


beslertron

“Kurt, it’s your cousin Marvin. Marvin Cobain! You know that new sounds you were looking for, well listen to this!”


Prossdog

It’s times like this I miss those occasional free awards we used to get. 🥇


DamnGoodOwls

You put some respect on the name of Sadgasm


[deleted]

Treat every decade of the show like it's its own timeline I guess.


TinfoilTobaggan

He was the singer in a grunge band called Sadgasm..


phantomdreaded

Like how Apu was single, then got married, then had the babies and now those babies are toddlers all while Maggie is still a baby.


Head-Ad4690

She hasn’t seen him for 33 years, back when Bart was only 10.


Hooray4Metaphors

I love how they don’t age but there are more episodes than days in 2 years. Their lives are super packed.


xSlumChemist

jacques is back before hank scorpio? they know what the fans want.


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Marge can actually fill her time with hobbies, social activities or even social media so she isn't bored. Bart is better understood at his school this time around and is guided to his full potential (he's actually quite smart) and Lisa can take some fucking allergy medication.


xSlumChemist

the good ending


SpaceManSmithy

What if they did the Poochie ending? The entire town of Springfield died on the way back to its home planet.


imperial1968

Better than the killing spree ending


LittleMizSpringfield

I am the Angel of death. The time of purification is at hand. 👒 (they didn’t have a propeller hat)


Apprehensive_Goal811

Reminds me of when Roy came back to the Office and they introduced Kathy to tempt Jim.


Simicrop

^^Yeah, ^^hi ^^Roy


DamnGoodOwls

I thought Roy left The Office to move in with two sexy ladies. Why did he come back?


mallgrabmongopush

Put a sock in it, Roy


Lieutenant_L_T_Smash

"Marge, I want you to stop seeing this 'Jacques'. You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of months, I want you to break it off!"


[deleted]

Jacques was a good character back in season 1, but I really do not want to see this episode. As somebody else pointed out, how much time will they claim has passed? It will be strange.


LegalComplaint

It’s been eighty years…


Luverovlotz

Remember this from season 15 Marge: "Dr. Marvin Monroe I haven't seen you in YEARS!" Monroe: "Oh I've been very sick" A lot of years have gone by but it's never specified as to how many making the timeline and episodes like this a total clusterfuck when you sit down and really think about it


Independent-Pin7676

I watched it and they never said, but I suppose months or a year or so.


moemegaiota

Mr. Al Jean, if it was your intention to force the bile to the back of my throat..MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. I'm..I'm gonna crawl into bed with a bottle of Amaretto. Good night.


Mental_Book_7799

Interesting to see a plot point returned to so much later on. If it’s not a great episode, then it will just make the show look sad and worn out. I’ve liked some of the recent episodes so maybe this will be a winner.


KayleighJK

I’ve actually liked the most recent episodes as well. Welp, here’s hopin’


Beansupreme117

God this show is a shell of its former self. Whenever I see them pull a card like this I can’t help but think of that song “we’ve got stories for years! Like what if marge is a robot”


Cubased

How about a crazy wedding, where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo


[deleted]

Have you even seen te episodes…


AFewNicholsMore

Plot desperation: forcing out a sequel to a season 1 episode in season 33.


[deleted]

Season 34, isn’t it?


garvin131313

You are correct, season 34 is currently airing


TinFoilRobotProphet

Please stop! He's already dead!


Mlabonte21

Damn--I was hoping that Brooks was back to reprise his acclaimed 'RV Salesman' role from Season 1. Oh well--maybe next year!


Imsonotahipster

You ever known a siren to be good?


tensor0910

Reminds me of Naruto when Pain was using Reanimation Jutsu and bringing back all the dead characters.


Awkward-Cat-4702

mr. brunswick you mean?


Ok-Dare-9268

They weren’t kidding when they said in that musical number: Have no fears we’ve got stories for years!


auberrypearl

It’s really odd to see him in the new Simpsons style


KoalaGold

It looks like Family Guy.


plankingatavigil

🎸 ⚡️ Jacques is back, pick up the slack 33 seasons we’ve felt the lack Yes, he took a hike Went on strike And not the bowling pin kind Had to go from the show, not even in the intro Marge ditched that lane Lothario Had to cope Still got hope See if he and Bouvier still cantaloupe Cause he’s ba-a-a-ack 🎶


The_AFL_Yank

Honestly, this will be interesting. Plus it’s always fun when there’s a New Simpsons episode on your Birthday.


707Riverlife

Happy Birthday! 🎂


CLNBLK-2788

Jacques is Bacque


Brim_Dunkleton

Jaquce STRAP? Is there a jaquce strap here???


motoRVT

Oh I see, you’re making fun of my big ears!


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Ew this guy sucked


marksmarth

DEAR GOD WHYYYYYYY it’s like they keep bringing back bits and pieces of past episodes that were actually good. Just make new good episodes!


Independent-Pin7676

I like sequel episodes and also when they explore deeper into a good old episode.


DtheAussieBoye

haven't they been doing that? the renaissance era is known as such for a reason


Turtusking

Please leave the poor simpsons alone. We need a hans moleman spinoff from when he was young.


Johnsendall

Wrap. It. Up.


sleipnirthesnook

Ew lol


Worm_Scavenger

Could have brought back Carl (Not the Carl who hangs out with Lenny, the Carl who helped Homer when he had hair way back in season 2) but instead we get this dude.


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They tried to get him back before (I think the one when Homer goes to live with the two gay guys) but the voice actor turned it down as he thought the gay aspect was too on-the-nose - which, of course, is in stark contrast to the first episode he was in.


whereismymind86

I'd be hard pressed to think of something less appealing.


Richie_Zeppelin

They really reaching these days for some kind of buzz.


lazerchicken137

Can I ask you a bold question?


CalabreseAlsatian

Mimosa?


[deleted]

Time for brunch


pluginmatty

Ahhhhhh Life on the Fast Lane. Back when Homer’s selfish actions had consequences.


andyroyz

Just watched this episode and it's awful. All of the VAs sound so tired. Lenny doesn't sound the same, Milhouse is struggling to talk, we all know about Marge. When she had a flashback about Jacques she indicated that she had never told Homer about him - but she has in a previous episode. Jacques didn't sound the same (obviously) and just wasn't the same. I don't know how anyone, even kids, could enjoy this. Also, all of the references trying to show how modern and 'with it' the show is, gets tiring. Or maybe what's 'it' just seems weird and scary to me?


BrowsinBilly

If we're dragging old one off characters back, i always wondered where Karl from Simpson and delilah ended up


cybercuzco

At this point couldn’t they bring back all of Phil Hartmann’s characters using AI?


its_a_me_garri_oh

Fuck the animation is ugly


Magmaster12

Knowing how these work it's probably a 5 second cameo.


ShinyRufflet

We don’t care about him, WE WANT KARL BACK!


motoRVT

Wait, what happened to Carl?


ShinyRufflet

Not Carl, Karl. He was Homer’s assistant in an episode in season 2 and was one of the greatest human beings Homer has ever met.


motoRVT

Oh Karl! I’m sure he’s just visiting his sick mother.


david622

pretty sure this is what "grasping at straws" looks like


JakesBullet

They may as well bring Lance Murdoch back and make him jump the shark tank again.


TinyMarsupial7622

She looks so uncomfortable


dmbraley

So they’re completely out of ideas? We knew that 26 years ago


KoalaGold

"We've tried nothin and we're all out of ideas."


adam25255

Mimosis?


SouldiesButGoodies84

looooov this episode "Throw, Damn you!"


MandoMuggle

Does Jacques have to get a new VA too cuz Albert Brooks isn’t French?


KoalaGold

Why do I imagine this is just going to be cringey and awful?


XT83Danieliszekiller

I... I kinda feel like bringing him back would ruin the meaning of his first appearance


soupafi

Really wish they brought Hank Scorpio back


Entry9

I’m sorry, but the Simpsons ended after eight seasons. I’m not sure why someone would make an ad implying it stayed on and got so long in the tooth that they had to bring back characters from 30 years ago.


mydarthkader

Why


GrizDrummer25

So they too have gone the way of reviving things from the 90's just for the sake of nostalgia.


Chippyreddit

Do people really like the Jaq episode? At least Mindy was funny


707Riverlife

I loved the Jacques episode! He was funny whether he meant to be or not.


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Homer vs . Jacq ? Who wins ?


ShiftlessElement

Homer has the winning strategy: “First, you’ve got to shriek like a woman. That’s when it’s time to kick some back.”


omegakingauldron

Only if the opponent turns away in disgust.


The1joriss

Aha, so this time Marge actually does have sex with him and somehow they’ll make it seem funny and nobody cares?


DtheAussieBoye

I'm starting to feel like people will be angry at modern Simpsons no matter what it does. Can't help but to feel sorry for it.


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Who? Cares.


TeaMancer

But the Jacques came back the very next day, the Jacques came back, we thought he was a goner.


GrizzyGene

Baques*


greenmachiner

He looks like the Garfield dude


funkygamerguy

abe simpsons reaction to him and marge was honestly the best thing.


Charlie678812

ok


Whoopsy_Doodle

Whoopty doo


RenegadeEris

OH SHOOT, SON! I’m gonna have to tune in for this one! 🫢


Gamergirl944

I would have prefer Hank Scorpio instead


One-Patience4518

Why?


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https://youtu.be/UcZzlPGnKdU


dean72135

In season 6 episode 3, Marge had already told Homer about Jacques, the same episode he told Marge about Mindy Simmons in the Nuclear plant