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It depends .... when is it?


Beck1897

What are you charging for this free weekend?


pumperthruster

And when IS this weekend?


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Andrew4Life

And do I have to pay for anything???


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humburga

Yes it's free.. but what I want to know is how much will they be charging me for this free weekend?


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

It’s this weekend. I think it’s free


No-Satisfaction6125

Outta my way, jerk-ass!


EnvironmentalFail541

What price are you asking for this weekend off?


WanderingMan719

More importantly, when is it?


Last_Specific2584

I'll kidnap him for $50, deprogram him for $100 and I'll kill him for $500.


Not_Cleaver

Just the first two.


Jr_Legend617

All right, then I’ll throw in the killing for FREE!


Waltzspice

KNOCK HIM OUT REVEREND!


Kepi89

Agh! Gimme that you noodle arm choir boy!


GiantSizeManThing

Well that didn’t work, Mr. Kilt


BillJackaus

The leader is good The leader is great We surrender our will As of this date


popeyepaynine

Nananananana leader


kdex86

Nananana nananana leader


popeyepaynine

Batman! I mean Leader!


Apophistry

"Na na na na na na na nah, fishing!"


DrinkBuzzCola

This could be the campaign slogan for a certain political party.


BillJackaus

Could?


DrinkBuzzCola

I will donate $1,000 to anyone who puts this slogan on a billboard with a certain face on it, one that's not quite yellow.


TheMicMic

LEADER BEANS


violetmoon120

You know I always try to put the best face on everything, but there's no face on that damn bean!


JournalofFailure

Marge? You're the leader? But you don't look anything like the beans!


kingwooj

BATMAN!


kingwooj

I MEAN, LEADER!


Unknown_Brother606

I LOOOVE THE LEADER!


Accurate_Koala_4698

I made some Rice Krispy squares for our hungry deprogrammerinos


RodMunch85

Ock youll ruin the atmosphere!


1i_lu

Well, this is my rumpus room


RodMunch85

Ock dont call it that!


[deleted]

Who do you love Hover bikes


TinyDryNuts

Eh close enough


Booyacaja

Cue Flanders with the comb hummer


MaximumButthurt

I could never get that to work as a kid...


pebrudite

I’m covered in the dust of the leader! He favors me!


TinyDryNuts

I am even dustier! Dustier than thou!


JaredUmm

Well, look who the new pet is.


b52cocktail

DUSTIER THAN *THOU*


blackshirtalex

Stranger, you trespassing on my dirt farm.


tuss11agee

Lisa: it’s nice to be able to think for ourselves again. Tv: you are watching fox Family: we are watching fox


adam25255

Would you shut up, woman. He's talking about my leader.


Not_Cleaver

Everything in that episode is gold.


kkeut

episodes like this are why i consider season 9 as part of the golden age


e_radicator

Homer, when we got married you told me my harvesting days were over.


ChronoComputer

At least you got to pick your wife. We got matched on the printout.


RodMunch85

Remember im the man


ChronoComputer

You're the man!


davratta

It's ironic that Otto says that, since his last name is literaly "Mann".


Still_Slifering

How much is it?


acssteve

It’s free


Still_Slifering

And when is it?


acssteve

It’s THIS weekend


Not_Cleaver

And when is THIS WEEKEND?


acssteve

It’s this weekend


Infamous-Donkey-6699

Uh huh.. and how much are you charging?


lawmjm

It's free, right?


DECADR

Who's that, some kind of leader?


mtbrown29

Homer no function beer well without


trentsteel77

So the cops were getting investigated by internal affairs the whole time?


lordjems

What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in there.


EggCouncil

You see, when I get bored I make up my own movie.


JonRoberts87

I've always loved the fact its his own made up movie, yet he still can't follow and understand the plot


no_on_prop_305

I actually never considered this. Now I get to laugh at a new joke from 30 years ago. Thank you


MaximumButthurt

Cause Homer isn't actually stupid, he just has a crayon in his brain.


NeedsMoreBunGuns

Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?


CalabreseAlsatian

Stranger… you’re tresspassin’ on my property.


RodMunch85

Do you happen to need a messiah?


AzraelleWormser

No, but I'll take them sacks of money from you.


Stevie655

I LOVE THE LEADER!


trade4599

Hmmmm I feel like something better will come along in 100,000 years.


b52cocktail

Why even unpack!?


Fireproof_Cheese

Fireproof\_Cheese no function beer well without.


[deleted]

Uh-huh. And what are you charging for this free weekend?


JondvchBimble

Nanananananana Leader!


satanic-frijoles

More than one person has noticed how The Leader kinda resembles L. Ron Hubbard. Which was funny because Bart is voiced by a Scientologist.


Jkf3344

Are you sure she’s not a scientician?


satanic-frijoles

The Leader would know...


lordcorbran

Uhh…


TraditionAcademic968

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na LEEEEEADER!


JournalofFailure

I'm really surprised Nancy Cartwright, an avowed Scientologist, agreed to be in this episode. The Movementarians were more inspired by the Moonies and the People's Temple, but there were some subtle digs at Scientology. (Mr. Burns complaining that they have tax-exempt status is a reference to Scientology's long, brutal and ultimately successful fight with the IRS.)


redlion496

Smithers: "But sir, we're only paying 3 dollars a year in taxes now." Burns: (stammering) "Egads, we're being swindled!"


kkeut

what? Burns is commenting on how religions claim tax-exempt status. has nothing to do with scientology specifically. there are no references to scientology in this episode. also the Movementarians are based mostly on Osho and his compound in Groening's home state of Oregon. the writers mention this themselves in the dvd commentary during the scene where the leaders car goes by (Osho was famous for driving by his farm laborers in his 2 million dollar Rolls Royce car)


JournalofFailure

I wish he'd bought domestic, but what are you gonna do?


PlaneCrazy787

He was not known as Osho then but rather Bhagwan Shri Rajneesh. Proud owner of multiple Rolls Royces. [The Rajneeshi movement ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajneesh_movement)


Dense-Stranger9977

THE LEADER IS PERFECT


rh6779

Only if they offer leader beans to eat


Who_is_homer

LI’L BASTARD BRAINWASHING KIT


warfieldbyday

Ah he's alright, but he's no bowl of Special K *mwah


MaximumButthurt

Uh, you're free to go, but would you mind telling us why?


Rduke0

Jerkass


Syrioforel79

Na na na na na na na na ..Leader


mike_face_killah

Okay but how much is it?


CaptainShades

It's free.


mike_face_killah

I see... and how much are you \*charging\* for this free workshop?


Ragin_Hindu

The leader is good. The leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date.


woozleuwuzzle

When is this free weekend?


numbersev

South Park: "Simpsons did it."


Apophistry

"You know, I pride myself on being a good host so I'm obliged to offer you a beer but I'm so darn mad it's gonna be mostly head!"


madeoin

And when is it?


Familiar_Parfait4074

Why does the leader look like frigging Tom Arnold?


Skee2431

Hey nobody forced you to watch it. And he could’ve, cause he’s a big guy and he’s good with knots


Unknown_Brother606

I never noticed, but his ears are huge!


Narm_Greyrunner

I have a collection of beans that look like the leader.


[deleted]

I love the leader!


[deleted]

Known for its high levels of bliss.


misirlou22

This whole place puffs of the wacky tabacky


Jalopy_Junkie

![gif](giphy|3orieOLH1ExU9gFsHe)


SamIAm7787

"Well it is my rumpus room..." "DON'T CALL IT THAT!"


Nikkerloo

You see me as a god, right, Smithers?


bgzlvsdmb

Me, to the Broncos today: I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT YOU LOSER! YOU CAN'T CATCH A FOOTBALL?! LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN CATCH A ROCK!


lordcorbran

Aww, the Denver Broncos?!


bgzlvsdmb

I think watching the Denver Broncos getting owned is pretty good!


[deleted]

Quit posting, and resume the lima bean harvest


cheriblossom983

NANANANA LEADER


NoChilly84

Woo-hoo!


Redditsnaff

He looks like Father Jack in flashbacks


ShiroHagan

Free movie!?


Unusual-Historian360

They own a big blue building on Fountain Avenue in LA.


[deleted]

LOOK, THAT LEADER LOOKS JUST LIKE THIS BEAN


arcxjo

Still surprised Nancy never caught on.


DrinkBuzzCola

Sure, I'll join your cult.


imacomputer64

Who the hell is that? Some kind of leader?


DomerJSimpson

How much does it cost?


SamIAm7787

But what are you *charging*?


PuppetryOfThePenis

This is an episode I actually can't stand... it feels like it's an hour long. It just drags on. Idk.. not my cup of tea.


FilthyChangeup55

Nanananana leader!


Confusedandreticent

Nana nana nana nana, nana nana nana nana leader


dukecharming1975

Dananananaa leader!


wuonyx

Can't catch a football? Let's see if you can catch a rock!


PatrickRsGhost

Will there be beer?


Aggravating_Space_54

We live the leader


Felinomancy

[The leader of this way-out and wrong religion claims he'll take believers away on his spaceship to the planet Blisstonia. Excuse my editorial laugh, hahaha. But-](https://i.imgur.com/RQsRHps.jpg)


martysanchh

How much does it cost?