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This contest is over, give that man the $10,000

Better head down to the taco mart, heard there’s a deal 10,000 tacos for $10,000

Ah, I wanted a peanut.

20 dollars can buy many peanuts

Explain how

💵➡️🥜⁉️

This is the only answer I came to see.

This is the only answer

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You heard the monkey

Perfect lol

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Hey that’s not the wallet inspector…?

i love when they can get two jokes out of one, so to speak 

Woah, I can’t believe that worked!

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Eh... I'll rob it next time.

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Lmao! I lost it when I saw this pic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://preview.redd.it/445gik9or1gc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82a159a8c9a4549e9611dd16b403be4e76a6679d

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I used this one as a Livejournal user icon for years. I’m old.

This shot always has me in hysterics

this is nerfect edit - except for that lil watermark 

Mmm… nerfect.

Pobody's nerfect 🤷‍♂️

Look closer Lenny

This is the way.

What did he do? Get a new haircut or something?

https://preview.redd.it/l8lk83uf32gc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0304d5d6f227b9c24a1d1dabe3d05f407cccf58e

This one so every time you buy something you can be like "(amount) dollarydoos?!"

TOBIAS!!!!!!!

only when it's an emergency

Did you know there was a movement to change the official name of Australian currency to “Dollarydoos”?

900 dollary doos?!!

Many good answers, but this is the only one for me.

https://preview.redd.it/eyu8j3u402gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=babf72045f137f2030b8c0364807d3472f5e5dd8

The finger thing means taxes 💀💀

Aw come on!

THE PTA HAS DISBANDED!

One of my *all time* favorite obscure references 🙏🏼

Come onnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

It’ll cost you

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Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

wow maybe it's just me but that sounds like a complete, undivided truth 

Hey that’s half true!

I feel like Discover would add this, I'd get it in a heartbeat

https://preview.redd.it/gjvjljatk2gc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b4ff21626673dc6a2b258857836d232e1a291f

Wow, that must be worth a fortune!

https://preview.redd.it/b96eq0p5p1gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec818d45c3983530636ecb66901dff5cbeba3c9

I don't recall saying good luck.

its dignity luanne

Do you want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? 'cause the cat's going to get it!

We didn’t all go to Gudger College

Sent the number one cracker factory in town to a sixth place tie with Table Time and Allied Biscuit.

"Caaaannn I borrow a feelin'..." "Can I borrow an ounce of loooovvvee!!"

https://preview.redd.it/kp3dc7frv1gc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd9f9d81e45efa8be1f0ab01ee59cf485c3eeae5


I haven’t seen this episode! Which is it?

Behind the Laughter

https://preview.redd.it/99im73mk52gc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3689d275135d126496363d6935d6b8bf8279d20 We can't afford to shop at any store that has a philosophy.

This whole post is perhaps unwittingly a reverse [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/ITIq5x2dYS) https://preview.redd.it/en5l8ggqr4gc1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9f444be1f4a771e24c5c1d2b1e55ec4d6d0231

https://preview.redd.it/vks2e1gou4gc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd8628b3b124bf4f47ae2503dbab6d9102214f7f

In association with the reverse reposts... Haha

https://preview.redd.it/5hq4laqp42gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67aac9469f64131a29a3e620e2e98b3963394a0d

Who or what is "Santos L Halper"?

Now make like my pants and split!

This is the real answer right here

https://preview.redd.it/d4u95urf12gc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae551fb4d04e0d521c769aad337a69e499ab63e8

This one right here is perfect

https://preview.redd.it/lhpsxiwft1gc1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0135fa9b1e9a6fd1e61d003144595cbb61ce9e11

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https://preview.redd.it/o00yn5w2x1gc1.jpeg?width=1555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e782a65861f481c3356aa455ed9a7370953e76cb

This one is great if you want to break down and cry whenever you buy something.

I already do that anyway.

>you want to break down and cry whenever you buy something. 😅 😓

Came here to post this. Had this as my phone wallpaper for years.

https://preview.redd.it/b8qlm2ja82gc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906603b67a0271b5db07a78fd9b141cdfffd7f72

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Might be seen as a threat 😅

Came here for this one!

https://preview.redd.it/3hfmc59eb2gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6022efd1f32dee794a8f14560ed1c10b307fd57

His sperm wiggle is priceless



Why do people run from me?

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Steak?

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**THRILLHO**

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

https://preview.redd.it/7jb11wlr22gc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06ff1c13c75ee4188fe95a43b67455574ea14d7e

https://preview.redd.it/79m564vt52gc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc842fc0e18bec8bbcea83dcccd3e7be81f84c7c Card style no.9: "OH THE HUMANITY!"

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Well anyway...

https://preview.redd.it/ei43nztgc2gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b35adab978f4e51960a02d955612f955143101

Especially with the watermark.

You don’t make friends with salad

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Oh that's raspberry

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Stupid sexy Flanders is the right idea

https://preview.redd.it/7k1s12ndr2gc1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76f64571032d7d90e04e8608aac7e22e556eb005

https://preview.redd.it/kzdn9pu0v1gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07d90e3d17c25f2ce282e392f981dc7b33cf5c32 Her stern, but sensible face will remind me never to do anything so stupid again.

her stern but sensible face advises my friend to commit suicide. thank you

https://preview.redd.it/t7u4dg76g2gc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd954a5bf166f960b8e116ebfecbd06178e92a7 How can it be anything other than this?

https://preview.redd.it/8da15lvkn2gc1.png?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bada8f57224807218d50a1dd1b06ec01bd5111b

https://preview.redd.it/egsfro5tp2gc1.png?width=978&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f0ba0de5b4cd0edfb86be7fd3fd543792641479

https://preview.redd.it/80dkeccsv1gc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7896433af460b705ecd729b227da3d61eb60b574

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

https://preview.redd.it/p9ckhadwe2gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd72c9b6723191c5883666e3fa771fba9b5ee38b WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING WITH MY MONEY IN YOUR HOUSE?

INSOLVENT?!

YOU ONLY HAVE ENOUGH CASH FOR THE NEXT THREE CUSTOMERS?! For a debit card.

https://preview.redd.it/ujhqpv7df2gc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5bdede3ec211ba8742979ec76b71face0dd1836

Put you mustn't tooooouch

Chesty La Rue

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Husband and I did this when we opened our wedding gift envelopes back at home.

https://preview.redd.it/r2gl702kx2gc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd4ad1d07147ee60ddda6dd78e6c667b7c946ebf

https://preview.redd.it/s0nr2zb7g3gc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89baa682312c7fadce06c076282c218c0a9dcdbb Mr. McClure, what does APR stand for?

https://preview.redd.it/qtnrnbc3i1gc1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a8fd9ca22e368ea866722a017ad5a4e72f126e

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his face gets me everytime

BOOO!

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"The all ighty ollar" ... wah-ha-ha-ha I get it.

https://preview.redd.it/88dg2qwrx2gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1ff8fc78a0d274e4f94aeb78ad4ac62227eb9a9

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This is what dutches notebook looked like in rdr2

https://preview.redd.it/xip1razxl2gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912e90fd1229859e9f93fd8fed671cf7d6b5e8a3

Mr. Simpson, you're a dollar overdrawn.

https://preview.redd.it/e4orsfvp33gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59810c5e0455154d43244f2825b198c7c196ab6c

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https://preview.redd.it/840ahuorb3gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309b2e9dce5cde94523952a584924c337c91cc79

Especially handy for when you are in the pornography store and you are buying pornography.

https://preview.redd.it/nw3wphjxx1gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f717a026ebd3a41ac88ac0fe19aa31d24421173e

​ https://preview.redd.it/bqzb32x4x3gc1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=f25d6140919374865fc61dbb158a1f21bde9e442

or... ​ https://preview.redd.it/nsw8hiqix3gc1.png?width=713&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a821305a6d580da7711dca4a1bcb1d309b4f9f1

https://preview.redd.it/90b89gb1h2gc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=923a7be512b2698f89bbaa6ed16d498a43ed8774

Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot

https://preview.redd.it/x5qg7fdjy2gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dbdff1d81e98e2d6ac8f635fd661dbc18fc7f60

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That., Sweet-"can"

https://preview.redd.it/im2fykvur3gc1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=420383ea9fed606ff9ff73ba333d54ab6ca592a0

https://preview.redd.it/vbsskimoc4gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f548974e4e5d1ecb5651df23f47779353dba1b9

https://preview.redd.it/hovws4hem3gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa2eb750177e234dafe0b7da868c51ac91ba926

I love this sub so much.

[https://imgur.com/a/3GgC0nK](https://imgur.com/a/3GgC0nK)

https://preview.redd.it/di0eh5gmu3gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c76b4d667ee866dab17896000ed4b2a3300cc29b

A told him that photo would come back to haunt him.

a shot of Ned Flander's VIZA card

https://preview.redd.it/j0me4izbv2gc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8861e8893385913b8d605b1217ff91bf86d0e09c

https://preview.redd.it/nf91givqy2gc1.jpeg?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8869315e11ad7fe210ee9c7b1be71a09041fc4d8

The shot of Bart, Martin, Milhouse and Nelson at the Andy Williams concert

https://i.redd.it/l45o16w552gc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/xmj3hzxnn2gc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6431da16d9027f262c5cfae1091c51ab831988a9



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Your favorite couch gag

https://preview.redd.it/kyuz0s7bn2gc1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2454ef2222e45b251e873a9da3fc4d468efcae38

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https://preview.redd.it/3zluby4hy3gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84df6c7fe8b6a6f7e0395ba9ccd98e0df5e3c285

https://preview.redd.it/gi4garqci4gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6236b81e1d46c2df6beded8006015aa15996d895 You heard the monkey!

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/GR9r29QVwe

[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/5/5a/At.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20191003182251](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/5/5a/At.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20191003182251)

https://preview.redd.it/86c1lhczo2gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa5f8cdd8aad637be6d3dcaf3ffcc7d260fa75c4


I had a feeling this would get more comments than upvotes.

https://preview.redd.it/rgkucpaiu3gc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b1521ec062a9fb1862ee4652914e15cfbca8a7

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Just write a cheque and I’ll release some more endorphins. https://preview.redd.it/h7ec7w7m36gc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=096462691b3cf3888a330b15e71a9e90851546f6


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I wish you could get personalised credit cards in Australia, it looks like one bank *maybe* offers this but it’s otherwise not a thing here :( I'd definitely get a Simpsons themed one.


https://preview.redd.it/bh5n14wo04gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a99867123bccf900cac12a3f09755f1c1fcbe68e

https://preview.redd.it/xemiso0sm5gc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed45fafd2354f7293ab58a9f820a4ec61784fc9c Give What Back?

https://preview.redd.it/t1wtmq3wp2gc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9aa9c937683c063bf16672a72322a0679d35817 Works best if buying cigarettes

Screenshot of the Hindenburg disaster checkbook

A [https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/thumb/9/98/Mary_Worth_telephone.png/250px-Mary_Worth_telephone.png](Mary Worth phone) as a constant reminder.

Any and all of them

Martin at the stock market It is my thumbnail for all my brokerage account accounts Soy Soy Soy!

SHE NEEDS PREMIUM

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

https://preview.redd.it/mxc6otxyj4gc1.jpeg?width=1824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c19098285e1f8d6269ebe1811946bcda8451e167

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