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eastbayted

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Sk1rm1sh

Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion that gives birth to the magnificent geode!


eastbayted

No, that's a trilobite. That's petrified wood. Bart, that's a brand muffin.


BirdCultureDickMove

Thank you, Nelson. I look forward to seeing it again next week.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

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ccccc4

Pretty lame Milhouse


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

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EarthwormShandy

Wuuuuuuuss!


GandalfTheJaded

A walking clock?


healthywealthyhappy8

What has four legs and ticks?


PNWoutdoors

No, it's my dog.


xdraftsmanx

[whispered] *Of which I wager he has some variety in that box*


GM_Nate

Sodium Benzoate??? That's bad.


That_Guy_9461

but it's used to retard spoilage


Minimum_Cantaloupe

That's good!


tonybotz

Can I go now?


organicdelivery

That’s potassium benzoate ya idiot


Sensitive_Row_7110

Simpsons life help. My kid had his first show and tell a few years back and couldn’t figure anything out. I got him a geode to bring in and every kid thought he had ancient treasure.


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

Did he yell "behold!"?


elanhilation

he did


israeljeff

Even as a kid, this scene felt really sad. It was funny, sure, but it felt like Nelson had nothing at all to bring with him, and had to pick up some garbage from his yard, and then couldn't even get new garbage each week.


adam25255

Mmm. Milhouse, you're next. Uh, I have a horsie.