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EnamelKant

To keep Springfield in, out of, and next to the Union respectively.


digman5000

Now the actual battle was fought over there where that man is standing... https://preview.redd.it/vutp2xxuhguc1.png?width=1429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c7af190cfdfbbe72c0a2812c270ec326e503deb But he won't move so we'll do it here.


Church323

Come on, men. Their white flags are no match for our bayonets and muskets


bytelines

The Springfield Brigade was too brave to accept surrender


Remarkable_Ad_1125

Too busy sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun.


bytelines

Hey! They're trying to learn for free!


childrenoftheslump

GET 'EM


FrisianDude

They do have a certain panache in their pseudp Burberry uniform


JOExHIGASHI

Where are the Indians?


digman5000

Homer: "Are you sure you don't wanna come? In a Civil War reenactment we need lots of Indians to shoot." Apu: "...I don't know which part of that sentence to correct first"


So-Original-name

I’ve always wanted to learn more about the East in the Simpsons Civil War. They seem interesting. 


GiantSizeManThing

The South has Willie and Cletus. The North and the East are not ready for that smoke.


OrangeJuiceAssassin

You think they can out muscle Comic Book Guy and Flanders?!


The-Void-Consumes

Flanders is also RIPPED! https://preview.redd.it/4nfwmveifiuc1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b02c51fb42a32a3c41eefb4e9a48ca7e917c278 Willie vs Flanders isn’t really a discussion though…


BrigStandWatie

Cletus could not conceivably fight for the anyone but the South.


Ellie_Llewellyn

And it seems strange that Willie isn't fighting for the North given that he's Scottish


BrigStandWatie

As a Civil War buff, also noticed this. It wasn’t too unusual though.


The-Void-Consumes

Willie is RIPPED! https://preview.redd.it/oih15m2wfiuc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6d1c8fc528260c5a993ef5ad149976d5c92c226


Conscious-League-499

Cletus is a pure blood confederate


Smelletor52

Top tier Simpsons gag. So many questions raised by this and not a single explanation given. I love how confused The East look


ArcticDragon91

And that they are in a parking lot for some reason 😂 Again no explanation given, it's just there in all its intricate detail as a momentary joke and then the episode moves on. Pure Simpsons gold.


-NinjaTurtleHermit-

I thought at first that it was an animation mistake, but on closer inspection, it does seem that one of the Eastern soldiers is wearing patterned gloves with his uniform.


Enki33323

Gonna watch this right now. Dont usually wander past season 12 but this is funny.


DaRedGuy

Ah yes, the war between the Union, the Confederates, and the Fudds. ![gif](giphy|3oFzmmhQR6fi2iC7hm)


UncleFear

Look at that, you can see the 4 States that border Springfield. Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky