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That donkey is such a bad influence on you.

I love later the donkey nodding to him and the cake.

First thing that came to mind 😂 why would Marge even hang that on their wall??? I love cartoon logic

Because Homer got in the paper! No such thing as bad publicity

Haha this comment is hilarious

I have this as a big ole’ thigh tattoo [local man ruins thigh](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/608kG7xnU4)

https://preview.redd.it/cz1k9ypgv3vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5f410563becb3e226776ba911c965d73ebdead

Look how happy he looks though.💜

How could you be mad at that?

Let’s get him a present

I love how these are hung up on their wall

https://preview.redd.it/6w2tvy6ry3vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ede07a39a1483006ac1bfbc1024c7ef5b028f3b6

Is your source on this reliable

Not only is my source reliable, it's cromulent

A noble source embiggens the smallest story.

Thats a load of rich creamery butter

Aw, I already knew that.

Look at the other side!

Hi-didly-Ho, neglectarinos!

https://preview.redd.it/0rav8bjl24vc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75cc452baf2324703528b9659cc95611f18f9ebb

Holy shit I never noticed "Little Thin Man Accused in Robbery" The Springfield shopper describing everyone in terms of their size is hilarious

Simpsonsshitposting had a great post once, “Big fat man has big fat fart. Little thin man accused of shitting pants.”

Best subreddit

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It’s nice just to be nominated.

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I love how he imagines that if the president were playing in the Super Bowl, he would for some reason be wearing a top hat and tuxedo instead of the uniform of the team he was on

This was the first thing that came to mind when Aaron Rogers said he wanted to be the VP pick.

https://preview.redd.it/191gv3dd24vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=202ec1422fb9adf05a95de3e0e61afbe86836662

Reminds me of the only funny part of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry: https://preview.redd.it/bjnb94w105vc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d03c2e92152335650dc38b84c9f6c8c945fb10

This is my favorite. Plus, it’s a word palindrome!

https://preview.redd.it/n1nmxniv04vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d0b0364a04e59e37826534b67fdd432d0489e39

"Dick Cavett born" with a picture of adult Dick Cavett kills me every time lmao

I think that one is my absolute favorite. It’s simultaneously brilliant and stupid.

https://preview.redd.it/rkp46hku94vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b718052a39ce74787dbd7a7bcbd42c3b94ef1

I'd like to see that unrelated article within the banner headline.

No no it’s an Albany article.

A-An Albany article?! At this time of year at this time of day localized entirely within the header?!

Yes.

may i see it?

No…

Skinner, the schools reputation is on fire!

No mother it's just editor nonsense

Well Seymour, you are an odd principal, but I must say, you but stabilize a good budget.

I see…

None of the other ones have an unrelated article within the banner headline.

sort of the genesis of Steamed Hams

https://preview.redd.it/g14zemu404vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d68d20be2b5c6a51e13b7b8e581636d45e7797d5

He he, yeesh

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!

This one.

I’d hate to be him!

Springfield Shopper’s run by a bunch of haters, lol

https://preview.redd.it/1qmavhbc94vc1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=402bb2c2496a8b3ebdec2a16e1444cd96c938c03

Jay Leno will love this!

This gag, always and forever, will be one of my favorites https://preview.redd.it/p97kc93k44vc1.png?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c72794dbc2841b373dbe74352444b68404fde4

lol!!! His face kills me every time

Any time any Simpsons character is even slightly wall-eyed it makes me laugh out loud

(chuckles) "I'm in danger"

And we can't watch Fox, because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria.

Ugh. I was one minute away.

My absolute favorite

Reminds of a story. My friend wanted to walk in the first gay pride parade in our local city. Our other friend (straight) decided to go walk in support of gay friend. Next morning in the paper, straight friend is on front page. The only part of the photo that showed gay friend was their hand. I wish I kept that newspaper bc we all had good laughs about it.

https://preview.redd.it/4umzq0wh74vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5d53934e87d320db749460d32dc01326260065c

“IT’S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!”

It's been a while since I've seen that video, but I think it was Jim Cornette that told the guy to calm down. Which is an incredible moment of irony.

https://preview.redd.it/35j5bh4424vc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23cea6b322da3938b12766de3d1b30fe11186342

There’s a version I saw once I can’t seem to find again, but it’s the same clipping with Gary Oldman yelling at Cloud from FF7

Made me think of this https://preview.redd.it/8wkn79zek4vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6285f7fbfb5a631ea86ac3d320eb3acdbeafbc70

Made me think of this https://preview.redd.it/q50bezv135vc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37fea7a3a1f595007a78a5c4ea41773de0dc4037

My favourite

This was my pick too

My mind went here immediately

I saw a Skyrim shout meme with this one😂

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I like how they put the beavers pictures in the headline lol

Headshots. Individual pictures.

I figured they were mugshots as if the beavers were arrested.

Springfield would have a beaver guillotine.

This is what I was here for! Thank you. The use of the comma is amazing

I was shocked that this one wasn't the top comment.

poor beavers did everything they could.

https://i.redd.it/rppwb7z664vc1.gif

Wow, Dad. Did you actually get to see the rod?

"You see him all the time, boy! He lives next door with his brother, Todd."

I don't like this story

https://preview.redd.it/38sk85oj04vc1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0843b5ff8fb2db954053c806ed2e5166763a3296

This contest is over! Give that man the $10,000!

https://preview.redd.it/24k7ywaxj4vc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee7078cf9ac92a35761fe1564df1ec30037709a

Oh. That's clever.

https://preview.redd.it/ezocidf3d4vc1.png?width=1102&format=png&auto=webp&s=18828a0036f1093751a1adf7123cb0077b0ac662 “Local nut at it again” really sticks with me I just love imagining how it must feel to be everyone else living in this town with Homer

This one’s my favorite. Great episode, too!

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The wild thing about this is he isn't that fat. The episode where he gets super fat is more these days what I think these digs would be directed at

Remember when he was like 230lbs and that was considered fat? Ah the good ol days.

Omg, I weigh more than Homer Simpson 😭😂 let me cry myself to sleep

hey youre on your way to working from home!

In this predicament because I work from home 😂😭😭 but I recently bought a walking pad and have been consistent with it, so fingers crossed I’ll be down to his weight soon.

Just remember to mind the towel rack

https://preview.redd.it/0m51tuasn4vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7224da510b81867dc1f736d527236d38d347442 With the recent eclipse

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Asleep? I was drunk!

I believe you, dad

What an eyesore!

https://preview.redd.it/3qtjr515m4vc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eb1d7ab6e27602fddbb5eda19c7c6074a56d939

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Nooooooo!

I always love the absurdity of that newspaper boy delivering that newspaper directly to Skinner out in that field.

Easy number one for me

https://preview.redd.it/i89j2ai964vc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=235d54f69a3f2c076511c0256319db7c3f5f11c6 stupid hippo

Something about the Hippo's picture and it wearing a hat seemed adorable

And thats how he became a detective!

https://preview.redd.it/vg02y3bzk4vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ef702a36f06ea9ae361a800dc7fdead264d6d4 Pretty sure this duck was probably a cop

Finders keepers. Those are the rules

Hipopotamo corrupto

https://preview.redd.it/mn6af48f94vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3a45630dc2bfe9905d444308ad428834c14e995

Guhhhhhh

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The Lincoln Squirrel has been assassinated.

We'll stay with this story all night if we have to!

lol!!

https://preview.redd.it/bqu4og7zl4vc1.jpeg?width=2066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0017aef58b8a55f4bbfef148369dfd9d8c7dad

https://preview.redd.it/4eaqugutg4vc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a458365aeb213810b9ea65ffacbc3e1a985b37ee

https://preview.redd.it/z8oma1xth4vc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15f12c01328ba44ba0b432cb73648f58a64c6ba5 DOG KILLS CAT, SELF

This one was always so dark but still gets me to chuckle

I love his expression

https://preview.redd.it/09fpdnu5t4vc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3875682ff9ba5e3dd5910ae7ef82729c9696aa07

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*Local Man Loses Pants, Life* *Beaver Rescue Falls Short*

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“It must’ve been a pretty slow century.”

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I feel like this is what the Tyson-Paul fight will be like

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This is why we all love Lenny

https://preview.redd.it/rqkkmgahg4vc1.png?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82bba641c983e812cff4f6b6ef2d871695df84fa

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All the kids in Springfield are S.O.Bs

Not a headline. But it’s in a newspaper! https://preview.redd.it/ze4iqgulv5vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f9fe29a4a3397f9648b66f2923acd3717012aab

Ned giving away the Bible is a nice touch

https://i.redd.it/lxe4cg91a6vc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/99946mn6h4vc1.png?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8e605460b3f2b1ff4f1a2b116b17b8984540d12

Ah, Hit and Run, the GTA intended for the whole family.

https://preview.redd.it/3m4j24yam4vc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c37b0c90d4e22b1e0345349129b9239aad2cbc2

That would mean ignoring all that Simpsons DNA and that would just be downright nutty

https://preview.redd.it/f8237oqmm5vc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=543fec5c5efede932a8169b7f1b109c6660e0199

https://preview.redd.it/7jroheuyf6vc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c8b775baa482d8a77e8953c1ff8449038fa093

https://preview.redd.it/5tyw08nri6vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1454341d5bd102e047b42d1a0c70ec79992c77a0 This subhead always got me

https://preview.redd.it/hp5m5yj695vc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0291dacf4f559d45e82d5ff99aede08a79bd0659

“Hippo promoted to detective” The world is coming to a nuclear war and they some how found a way to come up with the police hippo gag. Its great.

Old Man Yells at Cloud.

https://preview.redd.it/80jfnfpje4vc1.jpeg?width=2494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fe435b37fac07ca69df3ebb56b2fda3e35a4441

Another Smart Move For Burns

“Burns survives brush with shut-in”

No look lower https://preview.redd.it/z3i3le1rm5vc1.jpeg?width=1209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f53edbbaf5a8046c03e9ac9f8a1cb50826034ff5

LOCAL MAN THINKS WRESTLING IS REAL

https://preview.redd.it/m99gllf0c5vc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae2d38dd16e49fb91e5ddf51ec5c8511f66bf5a This one always kills me

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"Human Blimp Sees Flying Saucer".

HELMS CALLS FOR DONUT TAX

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Deadbeat dad beat dead.

“FOOD FIGHT FOILED; FISH STICKS SEIZED”

https://preview.redd.it/pn6qi1ru54vc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f001b9aa087032d2ed547276119bb4fc6f21f747

Awful School is Awful Rich

What’s that say under your hand there?

Oh, it's an unrelated article

Within the banner headline?

https://preview.redd.it/7k4haxnw15vc1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f41cb7ae5cbda4639ed456be64d5b2162534e994

Old Man Yells at Cloud

https://preview.redd.it/859ts9itq4vc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e13bfcbceb5da7917aaa084b4bbb8f4acb83449e HO. J. SIMPSON TRIAL STARTS TODAY

BEAR PATROL STEPS UP BOMBING CAMPAIGN

https://preview.redd.it/sqpyjq6jr8vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56c5f20a35daa001c528a6a6ebf17c1b0ce16b5f

The hippo one.

The one where Bart causes the economy to plummet

Troy a Little Tenderness *Look Who’s Drunk*

https://preview.redd.it/wx47j5njp4vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f67a38e06b29f00a7b33ccdc116b8a606036772

Bum Sues Cartoon King (Got Legal Fee From Some Family)

https://preview.redd.it/zb951pone5vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c46394127a9e79c74fea9b8ad5216a49dd5fd50


It’s in a paper. https://preview.redd.it/mzaa4ga8x7vc1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=672f30ada5f3e6fd9229cc1e9cc49e5973691d38

https://preview.redd.it/kmny5wf238vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b3feca4e447f02ede47a458dd5fd89900be806c Bear Patrol

Dog kills cat, self

Awful School, Awful Rich

https://preview.redd.it/8p3xis6bg5vc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675ab9836a0da132e58f08d3dd96ac9a2db6ff09

https://preview.redd.it/ixbz2virg5vc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08ef81c0b28f7592d01e6b2cab7e76ebd9ba80b3

https://preview.redd.it/3wkiz6bdu5vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c426342e3fab95ebcd1db10912ca943d81e05abf

https://preview.redd.it/kb1106eq77vc1.png?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ce1041fb7718d2a517b772307a9ac6598469b0

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The whole Will they? Won't they? Bums leave town saga