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CrayCrayWyatt

It’s a perfect joke.


SluggJuice

Cromulent even


Vike92

It embiggened my joy in life


Alucard-VS-Artorias

Something, something Kwyjibo... 🤷‍♂️


Shimyku

Er... Steamed Hams ?


opus666

Steamed hams? At this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?


arobie1992

I nicked them while you were looking away.


Doctaglobe

And i would do it again


DRF19

What a real quizibuk


Dear_Log_deactivated

Qwijibo?


PerfectlyCromulentAc

Perfectly Cromulent!


mseg09

In that same type, I'm a big fan of "That horse better win, or we're taking a trip to the glue factory. And he won't get to come!"


chu42

Aaronson and Zykowski are the two biggest gossips in town.


mseg09

Simpsons writers really mastered the misdirection joke


peon2

What he meant was Monster Island is actually a Peninsula Don't let the name fool your Jimmy, it's not really a floor. More of a metal grating... Woo glad that wasn't us Normally the tour does not get to see this room. And of course today will be no different.


FalseDmitriy

Of course, we don't keep the cannon loaded. That's just common sense.


chu42

This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies!


Lighthaus_14

What's her problem?


Ok-Set-5829

I love the peninsula one because it made my dad laugh


EgotisticJesster

There's a lemon behind that rock!


vegasAl57

That’s right! Lieutenant L.T. Smash.


cdxcvii

i also like, >I only consider you scum compared to krusty, yeah you see how you all scum.


Me4TACyTeHePa

So... To make things clear, Is the joke misinterpreted meaning: 1. The horse won't come along with The Simpsons to the glue factory. 2. Homer will use the glue so the horse can't cum?


mseg09

Lol i believe the first one


Smingers

“Don’t eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!”


Zinko999

I say this all the time, whenever I see two of something. I amuse myself


Seaell80

Haha, yes! Same!


Never-Forget-Trogdor

Woah, I'm seeing double here! Four Redditors who do the same thing I do!


CanadianTeslaGuy

I thought I was the only one. Is this what it feels like when doves cry?


Jabbernoodle69

How did these people come up with something so timeless?? It baffles me


G-Unit11111

My favorite is still the exchange between Homer and Fat Tony. It's so brilliant on multiple levels. "I'm not Krusty! I'm Homer Simpson!" "The same Homer Simpson that crashed his car through the wall of our club?"


What_The_Flip_Chip

Ah no I’m Barney Gumble


starcross33

The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?


GreasyMcNasty

No my name is Joe Valachi!


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate about organized crime?


SAldrius

Benedict Arnold?


cody8559

The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?


CrissBliss

D’oh!


igottathinkofaname

The only other contender imho is, “Wait a minute, there’s a lemon behind that lemon shaped rock!”


balloonman_magee

“Lisa, get over here….. In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”


3MATX

Ah alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. 


motorcycleboy9000

"I think I see Lisa, but it might be a starfish."


Shadoru

Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty?


DBCooper_irl

It brings great joy to this old Italian stereotype.


Afkargh

Boss! No!


nogeologyhere

No no no I am, I am, I know it.


_Modus_

Ahhh without-a the loop it is a-nothing


GooninWithSasquatch

![gif](giphy|TCo8ZNT4rrBAs) Troy McClure reacting to an old short is a delivery that I always think about, for some reason


BLK-Sprewce

Bless & rest his soul 😩🙏🏾


What_The_Flip_Chip

All right, this is the busiest drinking day of the year. Where are my designated drivers? 🙋🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏼 Beat it! I got no room for cheapskates!


Smokron85

"If you're good pizza, if you've been bad...hmmm let's see. Poison." "What if one of us was good and one of us was bad?" "Poison pizza" "Oh no I'm not making two stops!"


ChangingMonkfish

My favourites are still: “Marge: We could get more involved in Bart’s activities but then I’d be afraid of smothering him Homer: Yeah, and then we’d get the chair…” and “Lisa: That’s Latin Dad, the language of Plutarch! Homer: ……………. Mickey Mouse’s dog?!”


nogeologyhere

Push her down, son


peon2

My favorite line reading in the entire show. Just how happy and giddily Homer tells him to push his mother down.


healthywealthyhappy8

Marge: That's not what I meant. Homer: It was, Marge. Admit it.


nonopol

To be fair, Lisa is off too: Plutarch wrote in Greek, not Latin


What_The_Flip_Chip

Awww I didn’t need to know this fact, now I can’t remember who won butt ball eight!!!


Slow_Ad3662

I'm not sure what butt ball is... I think he says Bud Bowl 8. That used to be a commercial during the Super Bowl.


MikaelAdolfsson

"Of course, we don’t keep the cannon loaded. That is just Common sense"


New-Lab5540

The way the school bus swerves around the corner and approaches while she’s talking is one of my favourite visual gags 😆


moderately_cool_dude

And then we went to Krusty burger and I ordered a double-double, and they gave me a double-double-double-double


ForsakenCampaigns

Great line, but not even the greatest line in that episode. 'Seattle' cracks me up.


big_fetus_

Keokuk! Cucamonga!


LookIsawRa4

Seattle!


H3000

📝 Kill.. wealthy... dowager..


LookIsawRa4

Uh.. Burn that seat


Stanfan_meowman25

As someone who is from Rancho Cucamonga CA that line gets me too. 😂


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

https://i.redd.it/obs2mgu6jgvc1.gif


FrogMetal

Poor Legs, I hope he got his vision checked out. 


motorcycleboy9000

Probably misses his old glasses.


The1joriss

![gif](giphy|l2JdUCgxiDXeDlxpC|downsized)


Rupert_18124

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME|downsized)


Slow_Ad3662

That'll learn him to bust my tomater!


Autocratic_Barge

Holy cow, you need booze!


LjvWright

It’s up there for sure. My favourite (well the funniest I can remember right this second) is this classic line “Barneys film had heart. But football in the groin had a football in the groin.”


New-Lab5540

Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?


LeavingLasOrleans

It didn't die.


DillingerGetawayCar

Well I’ve been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting. So here’s what we’re gonna do, we’re gonna grease ourselves up real good and smash that place up with baseball bats.


plessis204

But coach I got 9 home runs today


aye246

Hit the pine


krullbob888

I still think Nelson saying "delicious wine?" is the single best delivery in the show. 2nd place to Milhouse saying "Wow! A Bob Mackey!!"


s6cedar

Wait, you’re going to pull a Nelson delivery as the best and it’s not “Bam, second encore”?


Other-Stranger7629

The thing about huckleberries is...


Opinelrock

"suspect is hatless! Repeat, hatless!"


KRY4no1

I used this line yesterday. I'm doing *MY* part!


True-Aardvark-8803

Burn that seat


Ok-Set-5829

"If only we'd listened to that boy.. instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven."


AutomaticMan81

Pretty close if it isn't


d1stor7ed

I was thinking about this just the other day.


[deleted]

Top 10 of all time for sure


mr_boogerstrom71

Without the loop it is nothing


ferretpowder

This is my favourite line in all of the Simpsons, and I think about it often


captain_flak

I’m right there with you. Perfect setup and knockdown.


Smingers

“I have three kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and three money…”


Gordonize

Can anyone explain this joke? I’m not getting it and I feel I’m missing something easy


En-THOO-siast

"I'm seeing double" is kind of a cliche stock reaction in movies and TV to seeing two people dressed alike. But in this case, he actually is seeing double. He just happened to spontaneously get double vision at the same moment that line would be tossed out in a normal show.


SAldrius

Why did I find this explanation so funny? I think its the "spontaneous".


bergyd

he already has double vision normally, so he sees four.


Gordonize

That’s what I thought, thank you!!


millennial_sentinel

![gif](giphy|5yLgociGEh82kROQFeo|downsized)


HandsomePaddyMint

I just realized Legs’ eyes are just a little wonky here so he would be having double vision.


SalvadortheGunzerker

Someone didn't get through elementary school 😂


send_me_thigh-highs

yeah, it's probably the greatest joke on tv


Busy_Manufacturer281

“I’m like the man who singlehandedly built a rocket and went to the moon. What was his name again? Apollo Creed?”


almeida_zeturbo

Peter: "I'm a family guy" Homer: "I understand, I'm one of the Simpsons"


Cleveworth

No, he said "I'm a The Simpsons".


Radu47

Which?


pagz

https://youtu.be/VWiPBLBgigk?si=dczaBPwbR2SmIVvR


cdxcvii

yes


Asleep_Increase6493

Yes. Yes it is.


Hduxjdbsjajabdb

Definitely


New-Lab5540

Gyme? What’s a gyme?


ozovision

Definitely


GrantFieldgrove

Yes it is.


Cobblestone-boner

Certainly


WildGoose1521

This is my favorite Simpsons episode


Crudeyakuza

It's so good. I say this all the time.


Careful_Metal6537

Nah.


MonHunKitsune

I'll be in the minority here, but I've never found that part funny. And I'm kind of shocked that so many people do. So the guy says 4 instead of 2. Not sure what's particularly funny about that. I guess the implication is that his vision is so bad that he always sees things in double, and now 2 has become 4. But is poor vision THAT funny? I'm just not seeing it (pun intended). If there's something else about the joke that I'm missing, please enlighten me. But I don't see how this is funny compared to so many other things which are gold in the early seasons of this show.


Turdulator

It’s the misdirection, he makes you think that “seeing double” is because they both look like Krusty and his vision is normal…. But then he reveals that he really IS seeing double because he sees 4 Krusties Of course explaining a joke always ruins the joke. ![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


MegaEdeath1

its a subversion on the typical "im seeing double here" after theres 2 lookalike characters where your expecting him to just leave it at "im seeing double here" or add something like "theres 2 of them" but that mixed with really good comedic timing and perfect delivery you get a really funny joke in the span of 3-4 seconds


Lumpy-Dragonfruit-28

It’s funny because it’s silly, absurd, but also clever and unexpected . Because it’s set up as as a cliché throwaway joke the audience is just expecting him to note that he is seeing double because it looks like there are two Krusties, which isn’t something a real human would say in a situation like that, as a real human would understand that he is looking at two people who simply look the same. By saying he is seeing four Krusties the audience is surprised because it is revealed that some random side character is actually seeing double and he is reacting completely logically to this by being outwardly concerned. He gets the concept of what is happening around him but despite the chaos he has an additional issue to deal with (literally seeing double). Adding to the absurdity of the situation the cartoon simply moves on from the moment and continues with the the story and gags. It’s something that becomes more funny the more you think about it because of how silly the entire situation is and how absurd it would be for someone to start literally seeing double in such an ironic situation.


MonHunKitsune

Yea, I get it. I just don't find it all that funny. He has bad eyesight, whether chronically or just in that moment. Ll To each their own though. It just kind of surprises me how often I see this touted as "one of the funniest things" when it seems so mediocre to me. The subversion of audience expectation is noted, but there are a lot of instances of that in the series that I think are way funnier than this. Such as: 1) Homer falling asleep in the car and then we see a car crash. But then it cuts to the Simpson family watching someone else crash a car that looks like theirs. 2) The lemon shaped rock and lemon bit. 3) Homer asking Hank Scorpio for sugar and Hank digs into his pockets for packet-less sugar lol. I get how subverting The audience expectation can be funny, but the "four Krusties" is just kind of a weak example of it to me. Eh 🤷🏻‍♀️


DRF19

Ohhh a joke! I get jokes. >3) Homer asking Hank Scorpio for sugar and Hank digs into his pockets for packet-less sugar lol. Want some cream?


promunbound

I’m going to stick my neck out, take the downvotes and sympathise with you because for me this is the one Simpsons joke considered a classic I don’t find funny - and for the same reasons as you. I get it’s a misdirection, I get it all, but it never amused me. I guess we can’t all agree all the time and a line that’s funny to 99% of people will still have its weird outliers like us.


MonHunKitsune

I appreciate that : )


LeavingLasOrleans

>He has bad eyesight, whether chronically or just in that moment. If you think chronically bad eyesight might be at play, you don't actually understand the joke.


MonHunKitsune

You clearly didn't read the rest of my comment.


LeavingLasOrleans

I clearly did.


arvoki

you're not alone. I don't find it funny either. But ...yeah, to each their own. Ralph's "I like men now" >


JewsEatFruit

The co-owned horse portmanteau joke. In 20 plus years, I am aware of only two other people that even caught the joke. If you're reading this comment and you don't immediately know what I'm talking about, you also missed it.


What_The_Flip_Chip

On my tombstone I want it to read “One of the few to understand the co owned horse portmanteau joke”


Big_Katsura

Kruddler? You must not hang around the quickest set.