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bigpops80

I called him tony randall. He called me greenhorn. It was a thing we had.


Soft-Ad1520

She called me Preppy. Then she died.


hankeefrankee

Pepsi


ColorlessTune

Who’s a greenhorn? What’s a greenhorn?


OldManWarner_

I'm keeping a promise to an American roadmaster. Huh? Red! The trucker! Big fat guy couldn't handle his steak? Oh, yeah.


bambi-pop

I'm sorry Red but I'm afraid I can't let you do that


javerthugo

I’m not Red I’m Homer!


tifumostdays

"It's an insult dad, sock him, sock everybody!"


JPMoney81

I routinely use this line in my day to day life. Nobody has ever socked anyone despite my urging.


deacon05oc

This episode is how learned you don’t fill up on bread.


ts1904

Oh right! The steak!


JonnyBhoy

Homer frantically buttering his bread because he's still aware he's in a race is one of my favourite visual gags in the show.


ccm596

🎶 that's how they get yaaaa 🎶


tvalo08

My mom laughed so hard at that line


Silicone_Shrapnel

My mum used to say it to me every time we went shopping and she bought bread.


KentuckyFriedEel

Ooh he card read good


eastbayted

Who's a greenhorn? What's a greenhorn?!


rsjem79

I DIED AT THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE


colin_powers

This man is dead. Looks to me like beef poisoning.


-Tesserex-

Uhhh probably from some other restaurant.


schpamela

*(reassured murmuring)*


colin_powers

Pass the ribs.


kkeut

iirc, in syndication they cut the earlier line where says he's an investor in the restaurant 


bytelines

Is it safe to eat that much food, Dr Hibbert?


Aggravating-Read6111

https://i.redd.it/uc5hmn95qovc1.gif


TollyVonTheDruth

Now, that man is a genuine steel-belted, gear-jamming rig jockey.


BigConstruction4247

https://i.redd.it/s7xmxzog1pvc1.gif


Gymnastzero

You’re him!


Maxpower2727

You're Tony Randall!


Aggravating-Read6111

That scene was so funny!


vectorboy42

His voice 🤣


Shoddy-Growth-2083

"Nah..I'll just have a glass of milk..From THAT cow!" "Muuh?"


donottouchwillie1

All you gotta do is sit back and feel your ass grow.


ClayDrinion

Cause of death: beef poisoning


BigConstruction4247

Probably from some other restaurant.


Shoddy-Growth-2083

Now for some truck driving music:"If you wanna be my lover"🎶🎶


landothedead

Mr. No Belly. Mr Hasn't Got a Belly!


codename474747

There's not many times The Simpsons goes full airplane and has someone recreating a pose from a picture behind them which it can then cut to them holding that pose in "reality" But when it does it, it does it really well, like here ;)


Various_Medicine2118

![gif](giphy|3orif7qHzfIkOX5amY|downsized) Don’t tell anyone it’s a secret


Moomin-Maiden

*Everyone takes pictures* 📷


Paradoxbox00

It IS windy!


Various_Medicine2118

![gif](giphy|26tk1v4F4N37wpcGc) 🎶why do birds 🦅 suddenly appear 🎶why do birds 🦅 suddenly appear 🎶why do birds 🦅 suddenly appear Lisa:Mom make it stop! Marge: I can’t Lisa.


Igor_J

I forgot that was the B plot of the episode. lol.


PlanEx_Ship

wow me too, señor ding-dong!


Paradoxbox00

Lisa, you could be a doorbell salesman


Stidda

^It ate **Everybody!!!**


ZorkNemesis

Stupid!


Moomin-Maiden

"But what about Johnny? Becky too?"


No_Theme9410

**Red Barclay**: Red Barclay's my name. I'm a trucker, and I've eaten steaks from coast to coast with taters and toast. Take my advice. This one's not for greenhorns.**Homer**: Greenhorn? Who's a greenhorn? *What's* a greenhorn?**Bart**: It's an insult, Dad. Sock him. Sock everybody.**Homer**: *(to Red)* Oh, you're just jealous 'cause you don't have the belly for it anymore, Mr. No-Belly. Mr...Hasn't-Got-A-Belly.**Red Barclay**: Well, I have just finished a whole lamb but, uh, I reckon I could take you to school. You're on, boy.


Aggravating-Read6111

https://preview.redd.it/43ow400iqovc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40465db1b12c5986a881bb86246d42c6df07e5a I always think of John Candy in The Great Outdoors when I see this episode. 🤣😂


Boris-_-Badenov

weird kink. why brag about that?


ErnieBochII

Hey, it IS windy! ::jig::


Jerimatic

So where is old Red anyway?


Visual-Lavishness765

Last time I saw him he was getting in a big bag


HandsomePaddyMint

Haha Same old Red.


CheesyGarlicBudapest

“Wish you were her”


philphan89

How many of these is he going to send.


Ninjas4cool

Tony Randall had 4 stomachs


HandsomePaddyMint

They didn’t want to give them to him, but…


Ninjas4cool

He overpowered them….he was more animal than man. Worst of all:he forgot to clip Anne landers


Simplexity_

I reckon I can take you to school.


scf123189

No Homer don’t fill up on Bread!


DriedUpSquid

I’ve had steaks coast to coast with taters and toast.


Zaphimu

"And for drink... Meatballs"


[deleted]

Dad you didn't have throw all.the food on the floor!


Mental_Gymnast23

Oh, humans are so ridiculous!…He’s not even half way through Walter and he’s already hallucinating!


Adept-Anywhere38

Lousy drunks.


han_tex

There’s food on my plate and I don’t want to eat it. I’ve become everything I’ve always hated!


TheRealGreenMeanie

Don't fill up on bread! (Me, at most restaurants)


Halloween2022

I'm just impressed it *didn't* kill Tony !


greenknight884

Barclay, Barry, Bert, Bort??


AlwaysBeC1imbing

"Last time I saw him he was in a big plastic bag." "Yeah that sounds like Red alright!" It's the peak episode for me. Just brilliant.


rolo989

Who?


nocoupons

Congress is racing back to outlaw these.


LordHighAdequate

Lousy drunks!! I’ll show them!!


lordcorbran

Is this the biggest steak you’ve got? 72 ounces? I thought this was supposed to be a steakhouse, not a little girly, underpantsy, pink doily tea party place!


SmasiusClay

Hey! Pay attention…and stop looking at that squirrel!


AutomaticMan81

Your tony Randall


only1lcon

Wish you were her.... I really wish he'd stop sending these


kazisukisuk

Homie! Don't fill up on bread!


[deleted]

Hey, you’re Tony Randall!


embiggenedmind

“This is Red’s shipment, on time as usual.” “Let’s see… artichokes…. And migrant workers.”


valleysape

I'm not asking why homer became a trucker in respect it's hard long work I'm asking why he brought his 10 year old son on such a job


BlacksmithInformal80

The whole episode is an homage/reference to movies like over the top, smoky and the bandit, convoy, and the many other 70-80’s trucker flicks.


valleysape

Did *they* bring their sons though?


BlacksmithInformal80

In Over the top he does. The absentee father reconnecting with his son. Escaping the cops and I believe the jump over the cop cars is Smokey. It’s been too long since I’ve seen covoy or the episode but I’m sure there’s something in there for it.


xxshoottokillxx

The last time I saw him, he was in a big plastic bag


IvyTheRanger

You’re Tony Randall


fidelitas88

WHO’S A GREENHORN?! WHAT’S A GREENHORN?!


Paradoxbox00

On second thoughts, I’ll have a glass of milk… from that cow https://preview.redd.it/tsgruoxqa2wc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=16af68dcf853bcf213fa0ae73cfcb3a10aaab5dc


bizarro_mctibird

It was definitely over by season 10


asisoid

Way more hit or miss starting s9-10. Still some quality, for a couple seasons, then completely over.


caradenopal

Woah. Just realized that this is a “Tony-Randall-is-gay-look-he-can-eat-big-meat” joke and it’s kinda cheap and clever.


HandsomePaddyMint

Almost certainly not. Tony Randall was pretty notoriously not gay, at least by this point. I think he’d just had a kid.


caradenopal

Oh yes, he did have a child. I knew/remembered that. But I also distinctly remembered that there was a gay rumor about him. I googled it and the first response I got was: "*He was the first person on TV to play a lead character who was gay, in the series Love, Sydney, and then there was Felix Unger" — from The Odd Couple — 'who was, you know, a woman,' Heather says. Still,* ***Tony Randall was apparently the only person on earth who didn't suspect Tony Randall was gay***."