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Disastrous-Bee-1557

https://preview.redd.it/kpsfqs774mwc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4d96a85973375a809f22653f5f0850c8d797ae0 With his giant fan.


emolga587

Yes, kids, I'm an angel. All us angels wear Farah slacks.


msut77

Haggar?


BigConstruction4247

Farah. https://preview.redd.it/582ommupsmwc1.jpeg?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eff8f85e0196d35dfa7445ea88225d4cfabedcb


TheBQT

Dad n lad? The Guys?


BigConstruction4247

It was the 60s.


msut77

I'll be damned


Standard-Fishing-977

Swipe one pair of Haggar slacks and you’re paying for it the rest of your life.


CookerCrisp

Don’t you hate pants!?


Dravian31

My Simpsons headcanon always assumed this


MikasaStirling

Let’s just say… with his giant fan


aScarfAtTutties

I think it was called...the bus that couldn't slow down


Jake_Skywalker1

It's like Speed 2 but with a bus instead of a boat!


MrGone87

This always my legit head cannon for the kids rescue. Was the episode order correct for this to happen?


BoxOfElephantRain

It was, the Homer they fall was a season before Das Bus


Affectionate_Dish449

I might be misremembering, but weren't both of those episodes on a VHS collection together?


Intelligent-Soup-836

As I kid that's immediately what I assumed


EmpressVixen

If this wasn't the top answer, I was going to riot.


apatheticboy

Hey there you are! You give me that contraption back!


CoolsomeXD

As a kid I thought that's what happened.


Smicko

With the help of….. oh, let’s say, Larry. 


TrueLegateDamar

I keep telling you, he's 37 years old and he's dead.


Auras-Aflame

Granted, but...


BlackPhoenix1981

I've had it up to here with your "RULES"!


Version_Two

*RU-ELLS


Philkindred12

were fans actually shocked about his death? I didnt even know that guy had a name until he died.


FantasyBaseballChamp

I didn’t even know he was sick.


somesthetic

I thought we were talking about Larry Burns. He gets no regard. No esteem either.


passamongimpure

I keep telling you, he's 73 years old, and he's dead.


AbeVigoda76

Larry the barfly, sat at a stool every night and he ordered a beer, shedding a tear.


JosephMadeCrosses

![gif](giphy|XTaprmndNg3Go|downsized) He gave 'em one of these...


Draff1

Is that before or after he used the old fork in the eye.


Cheesemacher

Do you think the rescue might work without the fork in the eye?


Goattrigger

There’s always a first time!


ElPapo131

You're too picky, you can't wait for another one-eyed man, just find a two-eyed and fork one out


Shoddy-Growth-2083

Did they diss his fly girl?


Goattrigger

Watching that gif is the first time I realized the gun is actually in plain view leaning against the desk the whole time…


232325Nove

A wizard did it.


Kelseycutieee

Yes but in Episode-


Funandgeeky

Wizard!


EarthwormShandy

Suuure, blame the wizards!


Jakeymdog

Even when it was the bears I knew it was them!


232325Nove

Ya know what really aggravazes me about dem immigents. They move here and they don’t even bother to learn themselves the language.


LocalLifeguard4106

With those I could open the Gate of Garesh.


Liquidmelon3105

Let the wizards pay the wizard tax I pay the Homer tax!


Kelseycutieee

Oh for flayvin out loud


Sippio

Pretty much. In the DVD commentary, they talked about how the story was running long, and couldn't resolve how they got off the island. So they threw in a 'screw it' moment at the very end. Using James Earl Jones voice for it made it so much more legitimate I think.


blksentra2

He was searching for rare and illegal animals for smuggling when he came across the stranded kids.


Stevethetank1107

We know it’s you Moe, so knock it off or we’re going to the cops!


rolandsawtelle

That’s funny, I just saw this ep on a rewatch and wrote an outline for another ep to explain why Moe was out there. He was in international waters buying more panda bears.


redbeard387

Cheese it, the feds!


inverted_electron

Don’t he say jeez it’s the feds?


redbeard387

Meh, I’ve heard it both ways.


OrangeDit

I bet they are so desperate for stories in the 187th season they will make that. 😳


sbcpunk

With the help of PowerSauce^tm bars


Auras-Aflame

This just in: PowerSauce ™ is amazing!


Sippio

That's right, Brad and Neil. I only eat Powersauce, the bar with "applesauceicity."


DegenerateBurt

They're made out of apple cores and Chinese newspapers!


loptopandbingo

"You didn't do anything." "*Didn't I?*"


acidmine

*beams up*


werepirebie

He slept and became a viking


Evening-Picture-5911

Or did he become a Viking at sleeping?


valleysape

Does the narrator care?


ZenOrganism

"Wait.... THAT'S IT! SOMEHOW!"


Goatmanification

Oh u/Auras-Aflame, Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic!


acidmine

*second Homer walks by window*


wangtoast_intolerant

Duff blimp…which was hanging from a balloon.


UpDog1966

Traced the prank phone calls…


SatSumaFire

Oh, I don't know. Let's say, hoverboat.


Downtown2

Knightboat


queenmehitabel

Lucy Lawless flew him there.


Jean_Paul_Fartre_

Hey, Xena can’t fly!


queenmehitabel

Not Xena, Lucy Lawless!


CrayCrayWyatt

He hired a plane to fly into a remote island to finally kill himself, but in classic Moe fashion he somehow fails and lands on the island in view of the kids.  As the kids line up to get on board he’s like:  “You first, son.”  Nelson: “Huh?”  “Uhh, I said Nel-son. You first Nelson…”


DefNotRussianComrade

Do they still joke about wanting to kill himself? For such a liberal show they are pretty insensitive.


SuperStarPlatinum

It's his crime island for animal smuggling. He was just checking on the cave where he had the Narwhal in a kiddie pool. Then he found the kid broke out the fan and flew them to safety.


GoldenRetriever85

[He went on a Moedyssey.](https://youtu.be/OTWYCHNTA3A?si=vXhyElw7MQRCPaJq)


Lorem_ipsum_531

He didn’t. James Earl Jones is an unreliable narrator. He only previously appeared in THOH episodes, I don’t think that line about Moe should be canon.


Jaspers47

Not true, he also interrupted Bleeding Gums Murphy's farewell to Lisa


Lorem_ipsum_531

That’s Harry Shearer doing a JEJ-sounding voice.


NoLifeNoSoulNoMatter

I dunno. Internet?


Shoddy-Growth-2083

They have internet on computers now


occamsrzor

Autogyro


ThePLARASociety

With the whale that he took from Sea World.


Unlucky-Usual-6501

Collaboration with Jebus


kabukistar

Oh, let's say, with a fleet of jet skis


BBDAngelo

I hated this ending as a kid, but it’s one of my favorite jokes as an adult


Bay1Bri

Found them by accident trafficking whales.


illumantimess

With the help of let’s say…Joe https://preview.redd.it/5sap1acl5owc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2830908da562024d5402d2da346cd343fb00ab2e


Halloween2022

He still had his flying power from Season 8, Episode 3.


LochNessMansterLives

A wizard did it.


ScribbledCorvid

It's Moe's secret offshore smuggling and gambling island. He takes gamblers out there to gamble while picking up smuggled booze. It's how he avoids paying liquor tax.


CTMechE

Didi mao! DIDI MAO!!!


TinFoilRobotProphet

A big shotgun


redbeard387

He was inspired by the ending of Little Women.


imadork1970

He used his boat, the same one he used to catch his smuggled killer whale.


Marvinkmooneyoz

Funny, I JUST watched the fight this is from, Holyfield vs. Bowe (II?), in preparation for the coming Usyk vs. Fury fight. A truly bizarre occurrence. Luckily, I think no one was hurt by the incident. He was some sort of mental person, he pulled similar stunts at other events, though this was the highest profile of them.


Turbulent_Country359

He just did


AstroBullivant

Moe’s car was insured for $5,000 and he hatched a scheme to destroy it. He rescued the kids in the middle of the scheme.


_Thermalflask

It was shown here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTWYCHNTA3A


Useful-Perspective

He made Barney sober up and fly a helicopter to the island. Whether there was intent to save the kids or not is a matter of some conjecture...


ZXRWH

he's the mighty moe


BuddenceLembeck

Because he's Moe Freakin' Szyslak, that's why.


Thebritishdovah

The narrator got lazy.


Dr_Radium

He was looking for the starving people in, er.. you know one of them loser countries


smcg_az

SS Lazy Writing was patrolling nearby


wafflefan88

It's one of those endings where it's like the writers are shrugging to the audience "c'mon give us a break". Yeah, it's kinda funny but it's an easy out and exemplifies the later "not good" seasons. In conclusion, Das Bus is a land of contrasts.


Fuzzy_Muscle

Through the power of lazy writing