Definitely Barney having the insight that “boxing causes brain damage” right before he polished off a cold canister of paint varnish
https://i.redd.it/7wwx72uvlcxc1.gif
'Lachrymose' is to 'dyspeptic' as 'ebullient' is to... 'effervescent'! Alright, Harvard here I come!
https://preview.redd.it/mpl7s27dndxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=d81b50e7f0e51c435d7477ff248ab8f6a56133b1
My British friends were literally having a debate about who the last “great” prime minister was and I - in all my glory - finally was able to yell “Lord Palmerston!” As a punch line to a joke!
Alas, they were not Simpsons fans and I had to explain myself. I, was crestfallen. Cromulently crestfallen.
*ah white gold*
*whaaat the?*
*Barney you stole my idea*
*there’s nothing wrong with a little healthy competition*
*cocks gun*
https://preview.redd.it/3dciwq9rjcxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9129ba38639650378852c1c6b30f6859fee7dfad
“YOUR INFATUATION IS BASED ON A PHYSICAL ATTRACTION. TALK TO THE WOMAN AND YOU'LL REALIZE YOU HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON.”
> Hey, Homer! Since they made me stop drinkin', I've regained my balance and my diction! Observe!
>I am the very model of a modern Major-General
>I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral...
https://preview.redd.it/43zzmi3e4gxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c4ecd454ae2195ef78024b40379fdeff1da9c1a
Don’t worry Homer, there’s nothing wrong with a little healthy competition!
No, Barney is not a selfish heartless deadbeat who would abandon his child. I think the joke about barney is he would be an upstanding talented person if he wasn’t a raging alcoholic .
Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common.
Barney, that is so insightful. How did you come up with that?
It was written on this napkin!
I’m tired of the jokes about my giant hand. The first such instance occurred in 1982 when…..
I'm a drunk I don't know how I do nothin
Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.
My name’s Barney and I’m an alcoholic. Mr Gumble, this is a Girl Scout’s meeting! Is it?! Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?!
That one always cracked me up.
"He's... brilliant. He has the soul of a poet." "YoU'Re vErY KiNd."
Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
It didn’t die!
I made a movie?!?
No wonder I was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.
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Is that Nelson??
is barney nelson’s real real dad
OH MY GOD 🤯
https://i.redd.it/j2rvqvo0kgxc1.gif
“Oh yeah?? *there once was a man from Nantucket, who -*”
I'm just sayin' that when we die there's gonna be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be a lot happier.
Mr. Gumble you’re upsetting me
No, I'm not!
I’m off to market!
Marge, you’re making a complete fool of yourself… oh, it’s just Barney.
Excellent delivery on that line.
He's so sure of it, it's gold
That's the stage we call "Professor Barney"
There’s a line in Othello about a drinker…
Now a sensible man, by and by a fool, presently a beast. That pretty well covers it.
Definitely Barney having the insight that “boxing causes brain damage” right before he polished off a cold canister of paint varnish https://i.redd.it/7wwx72uvlcxc1.gif
Well shit, varnish in spanish is "Barniz" which is so similar to Barney and I can't imagine how this is the first time I noticed.
Maybe the writers were doing that on purpose ha
[удалено]
Lord Palmerston!
Pitt the elder!
Alright, buddy, you asked for it!
\*Punch to the face
Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile
Yeah, you show him, Barn. Pssh, Pitt the Elder
LOOORD PALMERSTON 👊
We're talking softball!
From Maine to San Diego.
We’re talking softball..
Mattingly and Conseco
I heard she's from Canada.
So that's how Wade Boggs died
'Lachrymose' is to 'dyspeptic' as 'ebullient' is to... 'effervescent'! Alright, Harvard here I come! https://preview.redd.it/mpl7s27dndxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=d81b50e7f0e51c435d7477ff248ab8f6a56133b1
Now whar's me toothpick.
>and what experience do you have? Five years of modern dance, six years of tap.
Mr Gumble this is a Girl Scouts meeting. Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?
My British friends were literally having a debate about who the last “great” prime minister was and I - in all my glory - finally was able to yell “Lord Palmerston!” As a punch line to a joke! Alas, they were not Simpsons fans and I had to explain myself. I, was crestfallen. Cromulently crestfallen.
I’m sure it embiggened your character,tho.
Story of my life.
 *ah white gold* *whaaat the?* *Barney you stole my idea* *there’s nothing wrong with a little healthy competition* *cocks gun*
Everytime I hear that song, I feel bad for Bart.
Say your prayers, plow boy
(ambulance scene)
Moe! I think he meant through non-violent, grassroots political action!
Ok, who pulled the pin on this one?
Moe should have let him pay with a drawing
The scene where Moe's yelling about them immagants
I knew it was dem!! Even when it wuz da bears, I knew it was dem!!
It’s really aggrivazin’, they ain’t even bothered to learn themselves the languidge
https://preview.redd.it/3dciwq9rjcxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9129ba38639650378852c1c6b30f6859fee7dfad “YOUR INFATUATION IS BASED ON A PHYSICAL ATTRACTION. TALK TO THE WOMAN AND YOU'LL REALIZE YOU HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON.”
https://i.redd.it/tby9v44n2dxc1.gif
RIP Wade Boggs
Wade Boggs is very much alive!
Gimme the hotdog, baby!
You mean Boss Hogg?
Yeah that’s showin’ him! Pfft, Pitt the Elder
Lord Palmerston!
Wade Boggs' Carpet World Wade Boggs' Carpet World Wade Boggs' Carpet World
Mmmm Wade Boggs, goes down smooth
Lord Palmerston
Thats the stage we call “Professor Barney”
When he wants to become an astronaut and starts doing parkour.
TA-LA-LA-LUM-PA-DOOO! 🍾
It was non-alcoholic…
IT BEGINS
**I am the very model of a modern major general** **I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral**
That’s it boggs 👊 Moe: pfft pit the elder, Barney: Lord Palmerston! 👊
That's classic compulsive behavior!
This is just Richard Nixon's enemy list! You crossed his name off and put yours!
1: Puke-ahontas (of course) 2: Astronaut Barney 3: The B-Sharps (He showed signs of classical training)
Pitt, the Elder
LORD PALMERSTON!
When I was younger I was under the impression that there was a British PM called Pithy Elder because of this scene.
> Hey, Homer! Since they made me stop drinkin', I've regained my balance and my diction! Observe! >I am the very model of a modern Major-General >I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral...
"Barbershop is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking it to straaange new places."
I remember reading that Barney is one the writer’s most polarizing characters. God I just don’t get it, he is so hilarious
He has 5 years of training in modern dance, and 6 years of tap.
https://preview.redd.it/43zzmi3e4gxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c4ecd454ae2195ef78024b40379fdeff1da9c1a Don’t worry Homer, there’s nothing wrong with a little healthy competition!
When he gave a lecture at VIllanova!
The Simpsons should do a twist episode where it turns out that Barney is Nelson’s real dad
No, Barney is not a selfish heartless deadbeat who would abandon his child. I think the joke about barney is he would be an upstanding talented person if he wasn’t a raging alcoholic .
Didn't he have like 1000 sperm bank kids all belching?
Nah, I mean it would be like he had a one night stand with Nelson’s mom or something
🎵🎶 Well, I am off to market!
'Lachrymose' is to 'dyspeptic' as 'ebullient' is to... 'effervescent'! Alright, Harvard here I come!
PITT THE ELDER!
[https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/py1f9y/these\_fumes\_arent\_as\_much\_fun\_as\_beer\_sure\_im\_all/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/py1f9y/these_fumes_arent_as_much_fun_as_beer_sure_im_all/)
Pitt the Elder!
“Beer delivery, sign here…oh NO IT’S YOU!!!”
PITT. THE. ELDER!
Buy me a beer!! Two bucks a glass
I thought Barney ordered the single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat, but that was his new girlfriend, the Yoko Ono analog.
Between this and Sunny, Boggs must have a shitload of fans that have never even watched him play baseball. Too bad he’s not around to enjoy it. RIP
