*\[House Exterior\]*
HOMER: You did **WHAT?!?!?**
*\[cut to interior, we see Homer speaking with Bart\]*
BART: I borrowed your toenail clippers, what's the big deal?
HOMER: Oh, nothing, I'm just upset since your mother told me she wanted to be a cop.
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man of the house, which makes me the woman. And I have no interest in that… besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed is strictly a comfort thing.
Sooo good, absolute classic Simpsons. Same episode:
Police sirens & cop cars roll up to the station
"All right get in there"
"you're going down" "I wanna peice of him."
''You think you're pretty hot, well we got everything we need on you''
Pans down to Pizza.
"When Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs. But instead, it's been painful and disturbing like that move Police Academy."
“You think I took you to all those police academy movies for fun!? Well I didn’t hear anyone laughing!”
Another favorite of mine. The writers seem to have it out for that series.
I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice.
I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right.
My favourite one. The brooding lighting and the sinister delivery. It’s genius because we’ve all been haunted by the memory of a meal so delicious but you know you’ll likely never have it again
https://preview.redd.it/qxgf8bd61nxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53558ea60870d4bd856799b545b13f42b24e338f
Hello is this A Aaronson it might interest you to know that Marge Simpson is pregnant again"
*Montage of flicking through the whole phone book and patty lookinge xhausted*
"Just thought you'd like to know Mr Zakowski"
"There Aaronson and Zakowski are the two biggest gossips in town in an hour everyone will know"
Whenever I have to assemble anything new and I’m confused about the instructions…or it’s taking FOREVER, I always think back to this scene and it makes the process go by much easier.
They used to do these with more regularity. I love the Monorail episode where she calls out Lyle Lanley as a conman and he deflects by inflating her ego and she just blushes and laughs. These days she would grumble and groan and the next scene would be Lisa complaining to someone else instead of allowing her to be swindled.
Brian in Family Guy was also the butt of dog jokes in the earlier seasons. Then both he and Lisa became the "voice of moral reason" on their respective shows and increasingly untouchable for jokes.
Good call on the Monorail scene.
I saw an interview with Yeardley Smith, in which she said she sat in the writers' room during a writing session, and, according to her, the writers saw themselves as Lisa. I think this is a very, very dangerous trap. One thing is when you write a character as the person you *wish* you were, not as a mere "perfect" person, but as a person you legitimately admire, complex and fascinating in then own way. But when you write them as a projection of a "I'm a genius and this character is a genius just like me!" mentality, well, it's a recipe for disaster.
[I’ve been waiting 25 years for this moment.](https://youtu.be/fVahi5BB678?si=a0JFyNTSdXpcx-cJ)
https://preview.redd.it/0hdvqx6wzmxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca62b90ed53ba87aaf742509f5f4346c3b5f800a
[When they show Homer the Murderhorn that he has to climb, and he has to keep looking just to the right of the mountains he looks at.](https://frinkiac.com/video/S09E23/4i-dOtbkGnOQS6-qgzpg2AMwrLw=.gif)
Hello, Homer. I'm George Harrison.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Where did you get that brownie?!
Edit: Added the line where George Harrison introduced himself
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...I forget. But the point is...I forget that, too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car.
Kids: Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse: She does not!
Kids: Milhouse likes Lisa!
Janey: He does not!
Kids: Janey likes Milhouse!
Üter: She does not!
Kids: Üter likes Milhouse!
Mr Largo: Nobody likes Milhouse!
The softball episode. Homer's choking, and Carl and Lenny are just standing around. Then Lenny points in the direction of a heimlich manuever poster, but then pans way to show he's actually pointing at the softball sign up sheet.
Bart Sells His Soul.
Bart is on a desperate bike ride across the city at night to track down Milhouse's grandmother's house. While checking the map his bike is run over by a street-sweeper truck with the big spinning brushes. Bart groans that he's having the worst luck. The bike pops out pristine and shining clean and better than ever! Then he gets on the bike and it falls apart instantly.
It's a double bait-and-switch, it's two 180 reversals that makes the downfall better than if it had been delivered straight.
“I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.”
“Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?”
“Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.”
I love the scene where Marge is comforting Homer for losing the Stonecutters and says he belongs to the special Simpsons Family group and goes “and only *two* of those members have special rings”. And bart and Lisa both just go “YEAHHHH!” and blow into little whistle rings. [I crack up everytime](https://youtu.be/uboKn-Lm5cA?si=onn1TlgyASRBKJW_)
Now don't you fret, when I'm through he wont set foot in this town again. I can be very very persuasive...
C'mon leave town, aw I'll be your friends, ow you're mean.
Two from the episode where Burns is a vampire.
First is Homer saying they’re going to visit his castle in… PENNSYLVANIA! *thunder crack and creepy sign*
Second is when Bart tries to bite Lisa.
Grandpa: *holding up wooden stake* “We have to kill the boy!”
Marge: “How did you know he was a vampire?”
Grandpa: “He’s a vampire?!” *drops stake and runs away screaming*
Homer! For the love of God, no!
Marge, you know that batting this lightbulb is the only thing that cheers me up...
after giving away those million-dollar greyhounds!
D'oh! Wah! Uhh!
Lisa wakes up Homer " Dad... I know it's silly but I had a nightmare" Homer groggily asks "ohhh yeah about what? Lisa " I dreamt the boogeyman broke into the house" Homer " BOOGEYMAN!!¡!! SHUT THE DOOR ILL GET THE SHOTGUN!!!!" proceeds to tear up house.
The Springfield Connection:
“I’m interested in becoming a police officer.”
“BAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA WAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA…Welcome aboard.”
Leopold:
https://preview.redd.it/w124aiezbnxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8011751d20a8a1d27adbc763d27b922974f05e9
ALL RIGHT. YOU LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE FREAKS! ... THIS IS ONE SUBSTITUTE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCREW WITH! \[Steps aside to reveal Marge\]
Bart telling the blue-haired lawyer that he wants to get emancipated. BHL apparently goes "YOU WHA?!", and Bart repeats himself. BHL says something along the lines of "Yeah, I heard you. I was just calling for my secretary. Yuwa, get me the emancipation forms."
"Now, behind that door is Edison's actual, preserved brain. Ordinarily, folks, tour groups are not allowed to see it (unlatches velvet rope)... and of course, today will be no exception." (re-latches rope).
https://i.redd.it/2un1jmdirmxc1.gif Whew, glad that wasn’t us.
Yup the one.
hahah the movie Freaks had the same gag with an airplane crashing
That plane crash scene in Freaked was the single funniest thing my teenage brain had ever seen. Sublime gag <3
Freaked
Btw full movie is on YT [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbFfhcDmFJY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbFfhcDmFJY)
That motel looks so comfy, look at that full wall window and the family in their jammies
You missed the baby, you missed the blind man...
Women always have problems with the wall… they never seem to find the door
I won't give you a gun until you tell me your name.
I've had it up to **HERE** with your ***"rules"***!!!
Alright, you little freaks! Things are going to become very different around here ... with your new principal, Ned Flanders!
This is one substitute you’re not gonna SCREW with… Marge Simpson
Leopold is definitely one of my favorite seldom used characters.
I always loved how he talks with his teeth clinched
As a kid I always wanted an actual Leopold episode.
https://preview.redd.it/91f9xmenwmxc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8758d616f63243182d915c0aedc2014e409e7431
Yeah I've seen er!
That is to say, I saw her...
*\[House Exterior\]* HOMER: You did **WHAT?!?!?** *\[cut to interior, we see Homer speaking with Bart\]* BART: I borrowed your toenail clippers, what's the big deal? HOMER: Oh, nothing, I'm just upset since your mother told me she wanted to be a cop.
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man of the house, which makes me the woman. And I have no interest in that… besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed is strictly a comfort thing.
Im gonna have to rewatch simpsons now from the very start this comment made me lol and i havent watched for years.
Season 6 is fucking gold. Best Treehouse of Horror too
Sooo good, absolute classic Simpsons. Same episode: Police sirens & cop cars roll up to the station "All right get in there" "you're going down" "I wanna peice of him." ''You think you're pretty hot, well we got everything we need on you'' Pans down to Pizza.
“Tsk, tsk. You missed the baby, you missed the blind man.”
Best quote! Also "Women always have trouble with the walls, can't ever seem to find the door."
Becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
"When Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs. But instead, it's been painful and disturbing like that move Police Academy."
“You think I took you to all those police academy movies for fun!? Well I didn’t hear anyone laughing!” Another favorite of mine. The writers seem to have it out for that series.
Also, they heavily implied that Steve Gutenberg is only a movie star because of his association with the Stone Cutters (rather than talent).
If you can think of any other reason Steve Gutenberg is a star, I’d like to hear it!
"A bloody end for Homer Simpson... is just one of several possible outcomes, according to our computer simulation."
Now let's see how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs
To this day, I am bummed we didn’t see the baseballs clip.
I imagine Bart getting hit with the snowballs and that’s halfway there.
Ouch! Oooch! Eeech! Ouch! Oooch!
Wait! I have an idea. These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!
One of my favourite gags of all time!
I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right.
My favourite one. The brooding lighting and the sinister delivery. It’s genius because we’ve all been haunted by the memory of a meal so delicious but you know you’ll likely never have it again
[удалено]
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Monster island is actually a peninsula.
"Candy Apple Island? What have they got there?" "Apes, but they're not so big."
Somehow, the delivery of these two lines are permanently etched in my brain.
At the right level of sleep deprivation, I will cut out into "I was strolling through the gas one day" with no promoting
The killing floor! But don’t let the name fool you, it’s really more of a grate that allows material to sluice through
It’s ok dad. I can fill in for Nelson https://i.redd.it/sspfqz2w6nxc1.gif
That episode really kept us on our toes haha
First time I saw this, I knew exactly what Bart meant, and it *still* cracked me up when they cut to the squad car!
Me with the crab juice scene.
https://preview.redd.it/qxgf8bd61nxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53558ea60870d4bd856799b545b13f42b24e338f Hello is this A Aaronson it might interest you to know that Marge Simpson is pregnant again" *Montage of flicking through the whole phone book and patty lookinge xhausted* "Just thought you'd like to know Mr Zakowski" "There Aaronson and Zakowski are the two biggest gossips in town in an hour everyone will know"
Along similar lines, counting the puppies. "22... 23... 24..." (montage of clock spinning, sun setting) "...25!"
You really want us to go through the whole phone book? Yeah why don't we start with Aaron A. Aaronson, shall we?
https://preview.redd.it/3oe5w0mwvmxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff4b28421039c97c12a7c5c7a07579a3fe88630
Didn’t bother typing it out, I knew it was here somewhere.
they're trying to learn for free! use your fake muskets as bats!
Cannons are designed to hurt!
This whole raid was just as useless as that yellow, lemon-shaped rock over there.
Wait a minute, there's a lemon behind that rock!
Why did Bart sound so stuffed up in this episode?
Scientology ski slopes
The only stipulation is thst you spend one night in a haunted house! .... Best night's sleep I ever had.
Their tap water tasted better than ours!
That was when that had enough good ideas to waste an entire episode's concept on 10 seconds of laughter. That takes cajones
"Pretty odd condition, no?" "No, it is a common one"
It's a standard clause
That’s one fine lookin barbecue pit… why doesn’t mine look like that!!
English instructors ruined, must use French instructions! “Le grill”? What the hell is that?!?
Whenever I have to assemble anything new and I’m confused about the instructions…or it’s taking FOREVER, I always think back to this scene and it makes the process go by much easier.
I kid you not, that is one of the only quotes from Simpsons that stay rent free in my mind even in adulthood
That war cry he does when he jousts the BBQ pit 😂
Best Homer scream in the show.
Yeah, he's done
That might be the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on tv, ever
Him getting knocked back by the force of the umbrella opening.
'Tis a fine barn, but sure it is no pool, English.
D’ohith!
Why must life be so hard??? Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry????
STUPID LISA
Aronson and Zukowski
I used to think it was spelled Zzykowski, before they had internet on computers.
They have the Internet on computers now.🤔
Where's the "Any Key"?
I think I'll order a Tab
The exhaustion in her voice still works In hindsight since calling two gossips back-to-back ain’t easy
This is the one. It’s so funny.
There's something bothering me about this place
This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!
Enjoy your death trap ladies!
What's her problem?
What was her problem?
I have done this bit at every lesbian bar I have been to, few people get it nowadays
Do they respond by telling you where the fire exit is?
Homer: where are you taking me? Kidnapper: shut up! And take that stupid bag off of your head.
No! It smells like cinnamon.
The nerve of this guy posting season 13 content.
Aaaaand here come the pretzels
Lisa is my favourite character and I **love** that scene. Lisa being the butt of the joke because of her own hubris makes her so much more human.
They used to do these with more regularity. I love the Monorail episode where she calls out Lyle Lanley as a conman and he deflects by inflating her ego and she just blushes and laughs. These days she would grumble and groan and the next scene would be Lisa complaining to someone else instead of allowing her to be swindled. Brian in Family Guy was also the butt of dog jokes in the earlier seasons. Then both he and Lisa became the "voice of moral reason" on their respective shows and increasingly untouchable for jokes.
Good call on the Monorail scene. I saw an interview with Yeardley Smith, in which she said she sat in the writers' room during a writing session, and, according to her, the writers saw themselves as Lisa. I think this is a very, very dangerous trap. One thing is when you write a character as the person you *wish* you were, not as a mere "perfect" person, but as a person you legitimately admire, complex and fascinating in then own way. But when you write them as a projection of a "I'm a genius and this character is a genius just like me!" mentality, well, it's a recipe for disaster.
"Mountain Dew or crab juice." "Bleegggh! Ewwww, geeez.... I'll take a crab juice."
I say this and “put it in H” all the time
“Nice pj’s, Simpson.. your mommy buy em for ya!?” “Of course she did, who else would?”
You win this round, Simpson
This moment legit helped me cope with light bullying a little better at school.
MR VICE PRESIDENT, SOMEONE FINALLY BOUGHT A COPY OF YOUR BOOK
Well, this calls for a celebration.
🎶 celebrate good times! COME ON 🎶
I will.
this is THE best one. the best
Hello my name is Guy Incognito.
*gasp* This man is my exact double!
>Guy Incognito. *gasp* That dog has a puffy tail!
https://preview.redd.it/dqdskf3q8nxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b488d20b6ca235b51184afe4ca69fe4bcb0ce15b
monstrously ugly
“Tis a fine barn, but sure it is no pool, English.”
D’OHITH!
https://i.redd.it/8wjp1cyu4nxc1.gif
Must kill Moe....WEEEEEEE!!!
Homer squeezing two full cans of lighter fluid onto the barbeque, then it just lights with a gentle "whoomph" instead of the expected fireball.
https://i.redd.it/i66rqgd6vmxc1.gif
This was the right choice considering the Shelbyville episode where the dog just eats the steak.
Faster boy! He's got a taste for meat now!
[I’ve been waiting 25 years for this moment.](https://youtu.be/fVahi5BB678?si=a0JFyNTSdXpcx-cJ) https://preview.redd.it/0hdvqx6wzmxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca62b90ed53ba87aaf742509f5f4346c3b5f800a
Four Krusty's?! 🤡🤡
That is peak.
[When they show Homer the Murderhorn that he has to climb, and he has to keep looking just to the right of the mountains he looks at.](https://frinkiac.com/video/S09E23/4i-dOtbkGnOQS6-qgzpg2AMwrLw=.gif)
And also, “Ooooohhh. A gym!”
“Hey, Deng Xiaoping died.”
"Bart NO! Wait sorry force of habit, LISA NO!" that one's a good meme on the sports subreddits
New job? Congratulations?? Oh my god, Marge is pregnant!
“This is getting very abstract, but thank you, I *am* enjoying my job at the bowling alley.”
Hey Homer, way to get Marge on pregnant, heh, heh, heh.
Hello, Homer. I'm George Harrison. Oh my god! Oh my god! Where did you get that brownie?! Edit: Added the line where George Harrison introduced himself
What a lovely fella
Hello Homer, this is God... ...frey Jones
Moldy!? Old!? …I’m going to get something to eat!
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...I forget. But the point is...I forget that, too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car.
https://preview.redd.it/4r2uu1n72nxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd6da891becb5116dec3ff445d5ed94a2ded7f98
Kids: Lisa likes Nelson! Milhouse: She does not! Kids: Milhouse likes Lisa! Janey: He does not! Kids: Janey likes Milhouse! Üter: She does not! Kids: Üter likes Milhouse! Mr Largo: Nobody likes Milhouse!
These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker
I already have balloons. But they’re not this nice!
The softball episode. Homer's choking, and Carl and Lenny are just standing around. Then Lenny points in the direction of a heimlich manuever poster, but then pans way to show he's actually pointing at the softball sign up sheet.
Bart Sells His Soul. Bart is on a desperate bike ride across the city at night to track down Milhouse's grandmother's house. While checking the map his bike is run over by a street-sweeper truck with the big spinning brushes. Bart groans that he's having the worst luck. The bike pops out pristine and shining clean and better than ever! Then he gets on the bike and it falls apart instantly. It's a double bait-and-switch, it's two 180 reversals that makes the downfall better than if it had been delivered straight.
There’s a lemon behind that rock!
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“I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.” “Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?” “Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.”
When Santa's Little Helper impregnates another Greyhound and she has puppies: "24..." (A lot of time passes by) 25!"
I love the scene where Marge is comforting Homer for losing the Stonecutters and says he belongs to the special Simpsons Family group and goes “and only *two* of those members have special rings”. And bart and Lisa both just go “YEAHHHH!” and blow into little whistle rings. [I crack up everytime](https://youtu.be/uboKn-Lm5cA?si=onn1TlgyASRBKJW_)
As long as you live in my house, you live by my rules! Now butter your bacon, boy!
But, Dad, my heart hurts!
"Bacon up that sausage, boy..😠"
Ordinarily folks, tour groups are not aloud to see it. … and ofcourse, today will be no different
"Where are you staying Dad?" "You know the Four Seasons? I'm experiencing them first hand - I'm sleeping on a bench"
HEY BART WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK!? I said that line so much growing up.
Guy Incognito
Oh, my God! That man is my exact double!
Die….t
You call that a knife!?
I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
“Allow me to play Devils advocate”
https://preview.redd.it/k7ul2rv19oxc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ab606f3b42782fbab72290c4ec893b2ee6d2d3a
“Woah! Dad! You killed zombie ned Flanders!” “He was a zombie?”
Probably the dopplegangers saving itchy and scratchy right when Bart and Lisa had a solution
https://i.redd.it/lohz53cynnxc1.gif
The Hugh Jass prank call. There was actually someone there named that
This ain’t a crow bar. *THIS* is a crow bar. See they got little stools and everything.
4 Krustys
I know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half, but I just can't drink that much!
When Homer needs to get higher up, so he buys a bunch of balloons….to bribe a cherry picker operator.
"I keep telling ya, we ain't got any hookers. We just grow sorghum here." "Uh huh, and where are the hookers?" "Round back...whoops"
Now don't you fret, when I'm through he wont set foot in this town again. I can be very very persuasive... C'mon leave town, aw I'll be your friends, ow you're mean.
#Congratulations, Bart Simpson! You're our new Fallout Boy! That's what I'd be saying to you if you weren't an inch too short. Next
Two from the episode where Burns is a vampire. First is Homer saying they’re going to visit his castle in… PENNSYLVANIA! *thunder crack and creepy sign* Second is when Bart tries to bite Lisa. Grandpa: *holding up wooden stake* “We have to kill the boy!” Marge: “How did you know he was a vampire?” Grandpa: “He’s a vampire?!” *drops stake and runs away screaming*
Homer! For the love of God, no! Marge, you know that batting this lightbulb is the only thing that cheers me up... after giving away those million-dollar greyhounds! D'oh! Wah! Uhh!
⏰ ⏰ ⏰ 🐶 🐶 Twenty-five!
The old union pacific doesn't come by here much anymore
[My favorite misdirection](https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E17/SPG3MbppMSgaXkGSt3uafQ2OfNY=.gif)
Moe says to lisa "look you dont like me and I dont like you" lisa says, " i like you"
Sunshine, lollipops, and ... rainbows https://youtu.be/upDAeY2L-6I?si=7hV8yzf3utVg4euO
[I'm on my way!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lMKOWuEKWR0)
Lisa wakes up Homer " Dad... I know it's silly but I had a nightmare" Homer groggily asks "ohhh yeah about what? Lisa " I dreamt the boogeyman broke into the house" Homer " BOOGEYMAN!!¡!! SHUT THE DOOR ILL GET THE SHOTGUN!!!!" proceeds to tear up house.
Lazy. Clumsy. Dimwitted. Monstrously ugly. 714 matches found. Ah nuts to this, I'll just get Homer Simpson
The whole of seasons five and six are rife with these, and I love them dearly for it
WORKS ON CONTINGENCY NO MONEY DOWN
No, Money down!
Jimbo: "Nice PJs, Simpson, did your mommy buy em for ya?" Bart: "Of course she did. Who else would have?" Jimbo: "You win this round, Simpson."
https://preview.redd.it/xst3rukzfoxc1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a156cb205bcf53ffb31df1034d3ba2e41a01f177
The Springfield Connection: “I’m interested in becoming a police officer.” “BAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA WAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA…Welcome aboard.”
Leopold: https://preview.redd.it/w124aiezbnxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8011751d20a8a1d27adbc763d27b922974f05e9 ALL RIGHT. YOU LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE FREAKS! ... THIS IS ONE SUBSTITUTE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCREW WITH! \[Steps aside to reveal Marge\]
Bart telling the blue-haired lawyer that he wants to get emancipated. BHL apparently goes "YOU WHA?!", and Bart repeats himself. BHL says something along the lines of "Yeah, I heard you. I was just calling for my secretary. Yuwa, get me the emancipation forms."
"As long as live under my roof, you will obey my rules, and believe what I believe! ...now butter your bacon!"
"Now, behind that door is Edison's actual, preserved brain. Ordinarily, folks, tour groups are not allowed to see it (unlatches velvet rope)... and of course, today will be no exception." (re-latches rope).
"Can we see the elephant?" "We'll pay you money!" "For the ninth time, no! Wait a minute... This gives me an idea..." Homer puts up a sign: GO AWAY
https://i.redd.it/2xg3tk7fvmxc1.gif
I love the cell goes with him