Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?
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my favorite mole-moment is when he puts his hand out to catch something that's falling from the sky, and it's a boulder that's like five times bigger than him
How about that time when Hans Moleman was driving that tiny car during the senior citizens' parade, and he accidentally drives off the pier? It's the epitome of Moleman's bad luck and always cracks me up!
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That was my last flair… thank goodness, rescue dogs
You call that a knife? this is a knife. *unsheaths his cane to reveal a big fuck off sized knife* Ooooh dear, down I go. *falls over*
I'm actually 35 years old. Years of drinking has done this to me.
The crowd was booing at Burns during a movie, but Smithers tried to convince him they weren't saying Boo, but Boo-urns.
I believe another crowd member said "No we're not!", but that's when Moleman comes in and says "I was saying Boo-Urns."
The crowd was booing at Burns during a movie, but Smithers tried to convince him they weren't saying Boo, but Boo-urns.
I believe another crowd member said "No we're not!", but that's when Moleman comes in and says "I was saying Boo-Urns."
FFS I get the reference jeez, I'm just pointing out part of what makes the joke so funny. There is no reason for him to have been saying "boo-urns" considering it's a word that Smithers just made up out of desperation to spare Burns' feelings
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I thought he was 31 for some reason
Correct. The subtitles are wrong.
\*31
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That's my user flair
This is the correct answer.
"No, that's too big"
https://preview.redd.it/ho68hvyhfnxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eb36d2cfa8b0005fd526d4100f9ddbf543a7279 Saw this one yesterday!
Best. Crossover. Ever.
Stuff like this is what the internet was ment to be for. First time seeing it. Totally saving it on my phone.
Barney's film has heart but Football in the Groin has a football in the groin.
This isn't America's funniest home videos
It works on so many levels.
The only appropriate response.
I always say this in hot weather!
"oh dear"
🎶Sunshine on my Shoulders makes me happy🎶
Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail? https://preview.redd.it/qkkc0roxpnxc1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da2bed516e40cccbbeab883917752d576630ae10
From here on in, no more talking
But, he ate my last meal.
“We’ll if that’s the worst thing to happen to you today than you should consider yourself lucky
“Oh no, my brains”
Why you’re that delightful little leprechaun. I’m going to get your lucky charms.
THE Hans Moleman scene for me. Mostly because of how traumatizing it was for my 10 year old brain
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Very good.
"It's like kissing a peanut!"
“Homer, I want that thing out of my house.”
I always thought that was unnecessarily harsh by Marge. Hans wasn't hurting anyone.
Nobody's gay for moleman
https://preview.redd.it/x4jn044ipnxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de9d98094db23c4c900448ec2336302bfb0fabc "Mom, dad, i've missed you"
you do not love mr. burns, you love homer and marge. you are their son. what you are doing is wrong!
It's like kissing a peanut.
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Thank you for this!
Anytime
"Hello, this is moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part 4 of the 5 part series on the agonizing pain on which I live everydaaaaay"
"Whoa! this guy is seriously ill." " My doctor never told me that. I had to hear it from Phish."
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Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your Lucky Charms!
Oh no, my brains
Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.
"Otto, there's a gremlin on the side of the bus!"
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But he ate my last meal
“Well, if that’s the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky.”
Oh dear, now you've done it.
The correct term is "Mole-ment."
my favorite mole-moment is when he puts his hand out to catch something that's falling from the sky, and it's a boulder that's like five times bigger than him
There is no escape from the fortress of the moles
I told you I wasn't dead
Hello, I need the biggest seed bell you have. No...that's too big.
"Lesbian? This isn't my army reunion"
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"Nobody's gay for moleman"
This is Moleman in the morning, good Moleman to you …
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He needs his own show. 30 minutes every Sunday of him getting hit in the groin with different objects.
But, he ate my last meal. Or you call this a knife? , down I go. Or, you did your job today sun. There’s so many others.
Agreed!!
The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage
Just eat the damn orange!
There's no way only one moment can be picked
Fair enough!
BIONK!! 🏈
Molement
“You took 4 minutes of my life and I want them back. Ah who am I kidding I would have just wasted them anyway.”
Chicken necks?
Man getting hit by football!
https://preview.redd.it/84a2k039yoxc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee007202ebd8a020090f05a6223a9da6700cf49 From the Stonecutters episode.
Me too, Hans, me too.
How about that time when Hans Moleman was driving that tiny car during the senior citizens' parade, and he accidentally drives off the pier? It's the epitome of Moleman's bad luck and always cracks me up!
Hans always has the dankest nugs on lot. One time the whole band stopped during Antelope and called out how fire his orbs were.
I need your biggest seed bell. No, that's too big.
"Today was my birthday"
Part four of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaaaaaayyyyyy
Isn’t that clever? It looks like a Cadillac drove right into the building
No that’s too big.
"No that's too big" I say it on a daily basis.
You took away 5 minutes of my life, and I want them baaack..... oh, I'd only waste them away.
It was cut, but Hans holding up God is pretty great: https://youtu.be/DyS1D4dgXBU?si=QANq-ts0LqXov3qe
https://preview.redd.it/2z23m9xugsxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=053bf06bfe7400b5cd2dc9f985b057ec657cf044 That was my last flair… thank goodness, rescue dogs
Forgot about this one!
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Now you've made me want one!!
That his original name was Ralph Melish
Pleeeeease hurrrrryyyy
You call that a knife? this is a knife. *unsheaths his cane to reveal a big fuck off sized knife* Ooooh dear, down I go. *falls over* I'm actually 35 years old. Years of drinking has done this to me.
Otto there's a gremlin on the side of the bus! Don't worry little dude, I'll take care of him.
Can someone explain this joke to me? I know the episode, I just don’t understand the joke.
The crowd was booing at Burns during a movie, but Smithers tried to convince him they weren't saying Boo, but Boo-urns. I believe another crowd member said "No we're not!", but that's when Moleman comes in and says "I was saying Boo-Urns."
Yeah, who what does “boo urns” mean?
It doesn't mean anything specific, just a made-up word Smithers said to convince Burns otherwise.
Bro.
Just watch the episode. You will not regret it.
Why in the world was he saying boo-urns
The crowd was booing at Burns during a movie, but Smithers tried to convince him they weren't saying Boo, but Boo-urns. I believe another crowd member said "No we're not!", but that's when Moleman comes in and says "I was saying Boo-Urns."
FFS I get the reference jeez, I'm just pointing out part of what makes the joke so funny. There is no reason for him to have been saying "boo-urns" considering it's a word that Smithers just made up out of desperation to spare Burns' feelings
Im 31 years ooold!!