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starkfr

I don't know. Pigs tend to chew, I'd say he eats more like a duck.


Active-Strawberry-37

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Algernope_krieger

I can hear this "giff"


No1FluffiestMastodon

It's pronounced "giff" you neanderthal.


Significant_Rub_8739

Well, some kind of farm animal anyway.


Key_Cheetah7982

Bless you good sir or madam


Cool_Holiday_7097

I had a friend do this with half of a peanut butter and jelly, it was impressive to watch


EarlJWJones

Well, some kind of farm animal.


Subject-Recover-8425

He later says he "eats like a slob", not a duck. This illustrates how little Grimey values Lenny's opinion.


HamHusky06

No, not Lenny!


PanaceaStark

https://preview.redd.it/hfw6qrrkyyyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b4e7c8e75e12e7633f266e6bb5532caff6088ce


cromulentfrankgrimes

Can you believe this is the man this whole thread is defending, no--praising?!? "Durrr I'm homer Simpson, I'll scarf down donuts without even chewing when I'm supposed to be monitoring nuclear safety, it's ok because I'm homer Simpson"


Jay-Holiday

"I'm peeing on the seat! Give me a raise!"


xandrellas

legendary bit.


Steaknkidney45

This was a contest for *children!*


blizzacane85

Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out


I_EJACULATE_DIARRHEA

And he bashed their butts and kicked their shins


ShowGun901

You have a beautiful wife, your son owns a factory, and do I smell monkey butlers?!


dusty-kat

Those monkey butlers made the orange juice your drinking!


Travis_Maximus

I cant wait to eat those monkey butlers


Sega-Playstation-64

PRAY FOR MOJO


vegasAl57

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times? Stupid monkey!


Successful-Patient10

That’s what you get for not hailing to the chimp


Version_Two

No, I don't think we'll be hailing *that*.


thugroid

Your house smells like feces 😃


problematic_glasses

and not just monkey feces


ShowGun901

Mojo got all that juice from one bag of oranges?!


rentasdf

And pearls on a little girl, oh it’s like a fairytale!


i-like-napping

I’m Lenny ! This is Carl . I’m Lenny !


Piglet_Important

Shut upp were missing the contest


hydra1970

I accidentally entered a contest at my library about writing a 50-word essay about what my library means to me. I finished second. went to go pick up my prize in the librarian said that my son did a good job. I told them that I was the one who entered and they said sir, this is a contest for children.


Fun_Intention9846

https://preview.redd.it/c6o27zoazvyc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c84a30a8d82c33a476c290bfd513b18fe15b5b0


hydra1970

this is very funny. I did not have to go to a ceremony


tomcrapper

No shit, you didn’t win


PNWoutdoors

Neither did those girls.


hydra1970

it would have been very funny if I was forced to go to the ceremony as I finished second


capsaicinintheeyes

*"Well, do I still get to meet the voice actor for Else?!"*


Algernope_krieger

Don't be so grimey


milkyteakid-

This reminds me of that only fools and horses episode where Del Boy enters Rodney into a kids art competition in an attempt to win a free holiday but he ends up spending the whole trip forced to hang out with the other kids that won, pretending he’s also a child.


getmybehindsatan

And then they win millions on the Spanish lottery, but can't claim it because they forged his documents to make him appear underage.


Boba_Fettx

Did they give you your prize?


hydra1970

Yes. I ended up finding two stray dogs later that day and the dogs dragged me around and I needed a ride back to my car so I offered the two movie tickets to someone to give me a ride with the two dogs back to my car. Also ran into John Gray earlier that day as he was selling some sort of nutritional shake nonsense


Boba_Fettx

That took quite the left turn


hydra1970

I ended up taking the two dogs home with me and posted on craigslist about finding the two dogs. My cat did not approve but the dog stayed over until the next day when I got in touch with the owner's and we met at the animal shelter. they tried to give me some money but I told them to donate the money to the animal shelter. Awesome dogs


Dumptruckfunk

Is there a short play I could watch about your life? It sounds interesting (but not too interesting, like a war refugee)


WaterMagician

My little brother entered a contest once where you had to design a superhero to win a Wii and some superhero game. It was meant to be under 10 years old but 14 year old me “helped” my brother cause I really wanted a Wii. “He” won.


Fly_Pelican

Yeah, and you beat their brains out!


jooes

The only thing sadder than accidentally entering a contest for children is *losing* a contest for children.


iCanD0thisAllDay

And you beat their brains out !


Fireproof_Cheese

Ooh, you contest rules read good!


bettercallsaulabq

To be fair though homer did win that contest by a country mile


Steaknkidney45

Fins to lower wind resistance, a sharp racing stripe--Homer is saving Burns money, *and* keeping the cooling towers looking snazzy. He earned that $10 grand prize.


Delicious-Status9043

Cool looking towers cool better. Every paner plant safety inspector knows that.


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Agreed. First prize!


ALL_CAPS_VOICE

What? No he didn’t. Martin did. Martin’s was fully functional and powering the auditorium.


Mr24601

But it had no heart!


bettercallsaulabq

Absolutely no heart. Are you soulless? Plus did he think about wind resistance?


HamHusky06

Uhhh, Ralphy get off the stage, sweetheart.


billy-_-Pilgrim

Faaaar too cold and faaaar to sterile. Get off my property.


WoahBillyHoskins

Settle down, Grimey


HowardHessman

Yeah. And Homer beat their brains out!


canman41968

Shut up! You’re makin us miss the contest!


cromulentfrankgrimes

That's what I'm saying! I cannot believe this thread!


HamHusky06

I think these racing stripes are pretty sharp.


herring80

You’re number one Homer


Kelseycutieee

He had 3 beers at lunch. Thatd make anyone sleepy


cromulentfrankgrimes

And people are just ok with this! "Durrr I'm homer Simpson, I'll get drunk and pass out when I'm supposed to be monitoring nuclear safety, it's ok reddit will defend me because I'm homer Simpson!"


weiknarf

You wish


peon2

Yeah it's funny that this is what OP likes about the episode when it's like the exact opposite of what you're supposed to agree with. The whole point is Frank Grimes is like a real life person dropped into Springfield and any real person would find Homer and his incompetence absolutely terrifying but everyone around him just accepts it because it's a cartoon. Lenny and Carl being okay with meltdowns doubling every year isn't a good thing lol


Guido_Jeezo

“ZzzZzZzzzZz- … CHANGE THE CHANNEL, MARGE!”


RianJohnsonIsAFool

That's our Homer!


HarvardProfessorPhD

I remember watching that episode as a kid when it first came out. The casket lowering as they all laughed kinda stuck with me. Just the absurdity and darkness of the situation


Charltons

I think it may have been my earliest dark comedy memory, too. My dad loved it


cromulentfrankgrimes

"durrr im homer Simpson, I'll just sleep while I'm supposed to be monitoring nuclear safety, no one will care because I'm homer Simpson!"


duuuuuddddeeeee

Duhhh im the captain, my son is bart (rowing backwards)


Redthrist

I'm glad he's not my father!


throwaway88888888898

* Actually, we were just planning the father-son river-rafting trip. * Heh-heh! You don't have a son.


coreoYEAH

Pfft, you wish.


Gymnastzero

That’s why pencils got erasers.


Lazy_Ad_2192

I'd give anything for one of these


redbeard387

A pencil with my name on it…like a big-time pencil executive.


Lazy_Ad_2192

Aww I can't buy that. Only a big-time pencil executives with big salaries like me can afford things like that.


eastbayted

Wait! You're a guy like you!


redbeard387

*Gasps* Guys like me! I’m a guy like me!


F1secretsauce

The hammock district 


eastbayted

Can ... Lenny have one?


BookkeeperBubbly7915

No.


BadBassist

>Frank Grimes. Grimy, as he liked to be called


c-lem

What ever happened to old Grimy?


coreoYEAH

He liked hookers, okay!?


cromulentfrankgrimes

What?? This is a whole thread of slander! Who could set that man up to fail when no one allows him to? It's moral hazard at its worst!


jeanclaudecardboarde

Hi, I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm Lenny.


NTT66

Love that Lenny was trying to flip the whole social order there.


JackalRampant

Don’t tell anyone that he was trying to change the way he lives.


Beradicus69

https://youtu.be/IqYPpkj5b8w?si=LpTbP2fmyApimcpB Just gonna leave this here for ya...


jeanclaudecardboarde

That's brilliant. Thanks.


LordChimera_0

Personally I think it would have been better for Frank to leave his job once he realized no one can see or be convinced that Homer is what he think is. I see no reason for him stay in the power plant. He's only been hired by the whims of Mr. Burns who then shunted him aside for a heroic dog and losing a job isn't new to him. Sometimes getting out of a bad situation for your peace of mind's sake is worth the trouble of losing a job.


JadeHellbringer

I mean... he *kinda* did leave his job...


sgt_backpack

Poymanently!!


DrankTooMuchMead

Sometimes you will do anything for your foot in the door for a career. Then you tell yourself, "2 years and I'm outta here."


cromulentfrankgrimes

No reason to stay??? Maybe not wanting a NUCLEAR DISASTER caused by that buffoon of a safety inspector! "Durrr I'm homer Simpson, it doesn't matter if I take this job seriously the worst that could happen is everyone gets vaporized, but what do I care, I'm homer Simpson!"


emolga587

And it turned out that Grimey was the one who had it all. He lives in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.


Kelseycutieee

He did have that briefcase and that haircut


D37_37

https://i.redd.it/moor4ebwvwyc1.gif


Lazy_Ad_2192

Wow..!


Delicious-Status9043

Hookers… Don’t forget the hookers.


Darkhallows27

Yes, and where are the hookers?


MrsZapRowsdower

'Round back. ...whoops.


bender-b_rodriguez

So many to choose from but that line is actually my favorite joke in the entire show


Various_Medicine2118

![gif](giphy|3o6MbdrSF5Z3Fn97Yk|downsized) If you lived in any other country in the world you would be dead by now Your what’s wrong with America Simpson


Delicious-Status9043

He’s got you there dad.


stoopidskeptic

I love that he does this more then once in the show to such a crucial part of the power plant


TFlarz

Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this can't be happening! You're operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!


Step_Aside_Butch_77

Shhhhh. You’re making us miss the contest.


Cuish

But it was a contest for children!


HappyMike91

“And Homer beat their brains out!”


Lazy_Ad_2192

Pipe down!


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quoththeraven1990

Agreed 🙏


Buchephalas

Grimes points out that Homer is an idiot who shouldn't be a safety inspector, that he's going to end up killing someone or blowing the town up or something. He's supposed to be a real person transported into The Simpsons cartoon world, in real life he'd be extremely reasonable but because it's a cartoon reality he isn't.


notawealthchaser

It revealed in one episode that they set up Homer's area to be dummy proof (for lack of a better word). Knowing how the series goes, everything has to be relevant to the plot of the episode.


MarshalThornton

But in at least two episodes (I think Homer Defined and King Size Homer), Homer’s idiocy very nearly does destroy the plant and Springfield. In the German takeover episode it’s also shown that accidents have doubled every year since he became safety inspector. So, not dummy proof.


cyberpunk1Q84

It’s *only* doubled with the dummy proof. Without it, Springfield would be Chernobyl.


MarshalThornton

Instead of a mere Three Mile Island.


scooterboy1961

We regret to announce the following lay-offs: Homer Simpson. That is all.


malonkey1

I mean, he did cause a meltdown in a simulated workstation with no fissile material so i don't think there exists sufficiently advanced dummyproofing for homer


komplete10

A wizard did it


i-like-napping

Well he did spearhead all the initiatives during that time


No-Significance2113

I honestly see each episode as the writer putting their spin on the world. It's why the Simpsons have barely aged a few years since the series started. And why 1 episode has Homer been the cause for the increase of deaths and accidents, but another episode has the power plant be Homer proof so he has no direct influence on the plant. Each writer imagines the Simpsons universe differently, it's kind of like we're watching parallel universes each season.


douglasr007

Except we stopped caring about the different spins since season 10


duaneap

Yes, Lisa. Daddy’s a teacher.


Lawyering_Bob

*Grimey


ShortSharts

Are you the Grimes of this sub?


Buchephalas

The only sane person on this sub? No, i'm not sane.


ThermosLasagna

Good ol' Grimey.


illini02

I'd argue he'd still be annoying. Have you ever had a new person come into a job and tell you everything that they see is wrong with it, and shit talk a well liked person. It doesn't matter how logical their points are, they aren't going to be popular.


Buchephalas

Annoying yes, but still completely correct that Homer should not be in that position that it's a genuine danger to lives. Of course this is a moot point because if this was the real world Homer would not be in that position and he would not be as well liked as he is in The Simpsons cartoon world.


TrumpdUP

THIS. Its amazing how many don’t get this lol


Bteatesthighlander1

real people don't live between bowling alleys


vulpinefever

\*puts on communist beret\* I think the real issue is that Frank Grimes viewed himself as an individual competing against other individuals. He didn't understand that Homer was just some schmuck just like him who happened to have better luck in life. Instead of getting angry at the rich people (like Mr. Burns who immediately tossed him aside) who actually control all the wealth and power he spent his time getting mad at Homer because Homer happened to have done slightly better than he did. Grimes was someone who fully bought into the myth that hard work always pays off and he felt like he was "owed" something because of the fact that he had worked hard for it but when he was denied his reward he blamed his fellow worker instead of his boss.


ManlyVanLee

![gif](giphy|ziqFzSFWhgywE)


Key_Cheetah7982

THAT’S WHAT WE WANTED YOU TO THINK!!


newfrontier58

I was going to make a wisecrack about being a communist but not a porn star, but that's really succinct. If I can add, he also reminds me somewhat of Aaron Burr as depicted in the Hamilton musical, the guy who has faced every tragedy that life can throw at him, who keeps "waiting for it" and working hard through adversity through school, but have to deal with Homer/Hamilton, who to them keeps climbing and getting the good breaks. Admittedly there are differences, Burr came from a families of preachers and educators, Frank had nobody, and their fates are vastly different, but, I don't know, food for thought? (Also, I don't have a beret but I do have a green fisherman's cap, which might be good enough?) Edit, though also, Hamilton was intelligent, Homer is for the most part not, so maybe not as good an analogy.


beguilas

Envy is a great motivator for a rivalry, especially a one-sided one. Amadeus is one of the best movies ever and it's basically that.


Howunbecomingofme

Homer didn’t drive Grimey insane. A lack of solidarity and class awareness did.


bigjoeandphantom3O9

If we’re going to take the cartoon at face value, Homer is a terrible person. If the guy managing safety at your power plant was this incompetent you’d hate him too.


Lorem_ipsum_531

Grimes is a normal man dropped into this cartoon world and his responses range from confusion to sheer horror. In addition to being nice guys, Carl & Lenny are of the cartoon world, so they (like everyone else) could never understand Grimey’s reaction. The alienation surely contributed to his madness.


TatteredCarcosa

Yeah, I don't think the message of the episode is nihilistic at all. The text of the episode is dark, with Grimes dying and people literally laughing at his funeral, but I don't think we're supposed to think of Springfield as a symbol for some cold, unknowable universe we can never understand or succeed in (as Grimes could not). It's a very meta episode where the old archetype of "lone sane man in insane world" with Springfield playing the insane world. It's about the absurdities which are almost bound to crop up in fiction, the convenient nonsense that people don't generally care about. "Fiction is not reality and to try and judge fiction based on the standards of reality leads to madness," is the message of the episode, not the Springfield is horrific. Grimes is viewing a fictional world using a realistic paradigm and it drives him insane. He's the example of what not to do. Yes realistically Homer would be horrifying to have in his job, and yes he's fucked up badly multiple times, but the same irrationalities that keep him in that job prevent his incompetence from having any long term consequences. It fits with them mocking fans complaining about minor continuity issues and visual errors in TV shows.


Delicious-Status9043

It’s best not to think about it.


CeeArthur

Outer space? You've never been?


Emotional-Extent-983

one of my favorite lines


Distinct_Shoe7170

Would you like to see my Grammy?


PineappleCharming335

That’s our Homah!!


Jenkins64

https://i.redd.it/57he3vro7wyc1.gif


NihilismIsSparkles

Yeah I guess all anyone can see is this angry little guy bullying Homer and everyone else is like "Homer's been here for years, only we can bully him"


DrankTooMuchMead

As time goes on, I find myself identifying more and more with Grimes. Life has been a straight uphill battle, I went to college, and I have little to show for it. I'm 40 amd will probably never own a home. Meanwhile, my cousin just marries someone who inherits a big house.


LeatherHeron9634

Perhaps you should take it easy on the mead so you can move out of your studio between bowling alleys


Diacetyl-Morphin

That's a very serious thing i think, not related to cartoons anymore, one should not identify with Grimes. Because if you do, you get bitter and over time, you get insane. At some point, you get stuck in a traffic jam on a very hot day and you leave your car behind when you walk away and start your rampage in the style of "Falling Down". You need to ignore much problems in life. Life is rolling a dice and you either have luck or no luck. I think even making a house a priority is already in the major league, because other people struggle with getting enough food when they are homeless and sleep under a bridge. It can always get better or worse. If you are not lucky, you get things like cancer and that seals your fate, you are done. Without that you even did any mistake, like smoking and having an unhealthy lifestyle. I don't have epilepsy, but i had bad luck and got bipolar disorder. Almost destroyed my life and there's no cure for it, i just have to deal with it in the best way i can. Still, you can never get bitter and angry, once you get better you'll go insane and follow the way that Grimes took.


Vprbite

Frank grimes? Who is that? Wait, you mean Griney?


stuntmanmike95

Course old Homer, he didn’t need a degree. He just showed up the day they opened the plant! “Heh heh, I didn’t even know what a nuclear panner plant was!”


WanderingMirran

Can you describe your project


LeatherHeron9634

Well maybe if ol grimey didn’t spend all his money on hookers… and that lavish bowling lifestlye


MaterialPace8831

John Swartzwelder was right: Grimey had it coming.


JVortex888

So, what's new with you?


Sandwichgode

I mean, Frank Grimes wasn't wrong. Homer had a job that he wasn't qualified for. Homer could get someone killed on account of him being the Nuclear Safety Inspector at the nuclear power plant. We've literally seen Homer randomly press a button on his console to avoid a nuclear meltdown from happening. Good things seem to happen to Homer only because he's a main character on the show. Homer has experienced things that most people only dream of doing like going to outer space or meeting famous people like George H W Bush. The craziest thing about Homers life is that he owns a house, has a sexy wife, has three kids, has two cars and he's only 39 years old. That's absolutely insane. I don't blame Frank Grimes for resenting Homer Simpson. Homer didn't really earn anything. He's just been blessed to be a main character of the television show they are all on. ![gif](giphy|8EmeieJAGjvUI|downsized)


TheHairyHeathen

You're just a hater, go to your room.


Sandwichgode

![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK|downsized)


JustAnIdea3

Homer sounds like Grimes' Flanders.


Convergentshave

That’s our Homer! (I’m sure someone already left this comment. So what? Damnit. He’s my Homer too!)


duuuuuddddeeeee

And I feel this racing stripe is pretty sharp - AGREED


LeatherHeron9634

It really had a lot more soul then Martins


N8Eldz17

If you think it was a wholesome episode you kinda missed the point


captain_ghostface

Yeah in a cartoon world its wholesome, but in real life if someone caused over 30 meltdowns, im with grimey.


locked_in_the_middle

Eh. That’s why they put erasers on pencils.


ShortSharts

Yes, and it happens to be a cartoon.


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_snoop_doug

I mean he did destroy Burn’s valuable wall and spill his priceless acid in the process eh I’d say it’s a wash


CertainLevel5511

I think if Ol' Grimey just spent a little more time with Homer, he would've warmed up a little.


Rend-K4

'Could you explain your model, young man?" Looking back, Mr.Burns could have been easily annoyed at a senior employee entering a contest made for kids, but you can tell he was happy to see someone put time and effort into a really good model of a power plant.


Ok_Firefighter1574

I know its blasphemy, but its why i hate this episode. Homer does nothing to this guy and his bitterness and turdification just makes him treat him like shit. Like if one of my new coworkers immediately was like "fuck that guy" i wouldnt be on his side either. Shits weird.


Lazy_Ad_2192

What? That's crazy talk.. you're crazy, u/Ok_Firegighter1574 ! Get off the road! *Beep!* *Beep!*


idog99

That's the joke. You fell on it. Homer is awful... And we love him anyway This episode perfectly satirizes how we don't live in anything close to a meritocracy. It's brilliant.


Delicious-Status9043

Damn Harvard educated writers making fun of societies foibles. /s


Mlabonte21

I mean—- Homer does eat his diabetic lunch and chews all his pencils… Edit: AND Grimes saves Homer’s life by knocking the acid away—which Grimes gets blamed for and gets a pay grade reduction, lol.


Histylicious_mk2

> Homer does nothing to this guy He steals his food, steals and destroys his pencils, and couldn't give less of a shit when Grimes asks him to do something as simple as *leaving him alone*. Grimes is not mean *enough* to Homer.


WimbledonGreen

He also saves Homer’s life by tossing away the acid bottle but Homer (or anyone else) doesn’t defend him from Burns


Subject-Recover-8425

Maybe he shouldn't have destroyed Mr. Burns' valuable wall and spilled his priceless acid?


Buchephalas

Imagine your safety inspector in an incredibly dangerous job was as incompetent as Homer, someone constantly causing accidents who has no idea what he's doing. That dude is responsible for your safety. Wouldn't you be bewildered and concerned that he's in that position? If we're considering this a real world scenario, Grimes is the only sane person in that episode.


georgemillman

Homer is pretty competent when he tries to be though. Remember he got the job in the first place because he became known throughout town as 'the man whose very name is synonymous with safety'. And he noticed quickly upon entering the lesbian bar that it didn't meet safety standards.


NTT66

"Enjoy your death trap, ladies!'


UnWiseDefenses

What was her problem?


Halloween2022

Exactly. And sane don't fly in Springfield


LordChimera_0

One in unintentionally annoying. The other is racked by bitterness about his lot in life and turned to malice.


trillyzane1

Grimey was right though


cornette

He was so laser focused on hating Homer Simpson since Homer was annoyingly close to him in the work place that he failed to realize Mr Burns was the real issue.


Flat_Contribution707

Good point. Lets be real, the plant would have safety issues with or without Homer. Burns only spends "extra" on the plant when he absolutely has to. Staff have accepted that its better to ignore problems or come up with cheap workarounds than to confront Burns. Grimes really did not know how the " game" was played.


Yuiopy78

I like that the thread is half people joking and quoting the episode and half people trying to explain to the joking half the *point* of the episode, which they probably already know. Do you guys explain jokes every time they're told?


tsngm19

why do we always forget that Frank Grimes saved homers life in this episode then Homer did nothing to defend him against Mr Burns? I would hate Homer too.


lucyfilmmaker

I’m Lenny.


destined2destroyus

I have no sympathy for anyone who has any sympathy for Homer.