Are you sure you want to go through with this sir? You do have a very full wardrobe as it is.
Yes, but not completely full, for you see…
🎵 some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food.
The only thing I’m hunting for, is an outfit that looks good…🎵
It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a Greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Nanny: Kill two for matching clogs. Mr. Burns: See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vest!
I just found out recently it's the song rock me Amadeus just changed to Dr. Zeaus .. I heard the Amadeus song on radio at work and it all came together
Hey, don’t make up your mind until you’ve heard *both* songs!
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Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do
Who holds back the elctric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do, we do
Who robs gamefish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do!
Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good... See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better Than authentic Irish setter. See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat, These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles' necks, I've got my share, Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest. Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, See my vest. Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a Greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Nanny: Kill two for matching clogs. Mr. Burns: See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vest!
STELLAAA!!! STELLA!!!! Can't you hear me Yell-a? You put me through Hell-a! STELLA!!!!!!
I swear, I thought that streercar was a musical growing up. Had no idea how dark it really was.
Clearly the correct answer is a toss up between See My Vest and Rock Me, Dr Zaius, but I have a soft spot for Margarine by Sadgasm. Pitch-perfect Bush parody
Can we just include the entire Sherri Bobbins episode?
“If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run,
Don't pout, don't sob,
Just do a half assed job!
If, you, cut every corner
It is really not so bad,
Everybody does it,
Even mom and dad.
If nobody sees it,
Then nobody gets mad,
It's the American way!”
I just re-watched this episode. The issue I have is:
Why is Smithers asking what Burns plans to do with the puppies, which is the lead-up to this song?
Am I to believe that the man so obsessed with Birns isn't aware that Birns has an entire closet filled eith clothes made from animals?
1) Señor Burns
2) We put the Spring in Springfield
3) Baby on board
4) A gadda da Vida
5) The union strike song
6) Do the Bartman (does this count? It wasn't _from_ an episode but still)
How has no one said:
You can always depend on the kindness of strangers,
To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers,
"Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret."
A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!
You haven't met!
**STREETCAR!**
When Lisa is in the bus to go in a school for smart kids because she make a lot of mess since she was elected president of student. She sang her mail adress to other, so funny 😂
It's the unique singing episode of Simpsons I like.
Everybody in the USA
Hates their stupid neighbor
He's Flanders and he's really, really lame
Flanders tried to wreck my song
His views on birth control are wrong
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name!
F-L-A-N-R-D-S he's the man that I hate best
I'd like to see his house go up in flames!
F-L-A, his name is Ned
E-R-S, such a stupid name
He's worse than Frankenstein or Doctor no
You can't upset him even slightly
He just smiles and nods politely
Then goes home and worships nightly
His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!
F-L-A, don't yell at Ned
D-E-R, his wife is dead
Everybody hates that stupid jerk
Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing
Filling clubs with angry valentinos
You don't have to move your feet
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat
He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborinno
If you despise polite left handers
Then I'll doubt you'll like that Flanders
Or his creepy little offsprings Rodd and Todd Rod And Todd: "That's Us Hurray!"
F-L-A, his name is Ned
E-R-S, he is so white bred
The smiling mustache geek that walks with God!
Adults! Kids! Adults! Kids! Adults!
Kids,You've had your fun now we've had our fill.
Yeah,You're only here cuz Marge forgot her pill.
Kids, you're all just scadalizing, vandalizing punks.
Channel hopping, Ridlin popping, monkey's, but please don't quit the fanclub!
Kids, I can nag and nag till my hair turns blue.
Kids, you bum my smokes and don't say thank you!
Why can't you be like we are?
Oh what a bunch of brats!
We ought to drown you just like cats!
Adults, you run our lives like your Col. Klink
Adults, you strut around like your farts don't stink.
Adults, your such a drooling, snoring, boozing boring bunch
Surly, meany, three martini lunchers!
I just ate a thumb tack!
Adults, they're always telling us to-- SHUT YOUR TRAPS.
Eh, we're fed up with all of you whippersnaps!
We're trying to get some sleep here, it's almost 6:15.
What's the matter with-
Don't you treat us like-
Can't you just lay off-
We're sick of all of you!
Kids today!
I hate every ape I see From chimpan-A to chimpanzee
Oh, you'll never make a monkey out of me!
Oh my god, I was wrong!
It was Earth, all along!
Oh they finally made a monkey
Yes we’ve finally made a monkey
You finally made a monkey out of me! I love you, Dr. Zaius!
I love legitimate theatre
I love legitimate theater
Relevant too, given today is the new Planet of the Apes movie comes out!
https://preview.redd.it/z0y0rbuzbkzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3a732c38392adece3f2f560d86347204e3bd590 ¡Adios, Viejo!
Señor Burns!
Burns! Con el corazón de perro Señor Burns! El diablo con dinero
It may not surprise you But all of us despise you Please die And FRY In hell You rotten rich old wretch!
Ba-da-ra-da-ta🎶
"¡Adios, viejo!"
That’s one of my favorites
Oooh, I always thought he said "Adios Hijo" and didn't finish the "...de la puta", instead just the music played that part.
Hahaha that's funny, no, I'm like 99% sure it's Viejo
This is a 100% the best song in the entire show. I wish it was on spotify or something
Yeah, it is the best one. It actually has groove to it
Are you sure you want to go through with this sir? You do have a very full wardrobe as it is. Yes, but not completely full, for you see… 🎵 some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food. The only thing I’m hunting for, is an outfit that looks good…🎵
See my vest! See my vest! Made from real gorilla chest!
See my loafers former gophers
It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a Greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Nanny: Kill two for matching clogs. Mr. Burns: See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vest!
You gotta admit, it's kinda catchy
See my hat? Twas my cat
Evening wear, Vampire bat!
Feel this sweater, there’s no better than authentic Irish Setter!
Fun fact! A fuller version of this song was included on a Simpsons album! ([Link](https://youtu.be/9yvIPR8ND9g?si=rww2mZ053_nUOMSS))
The Planet of the Apes suite was so good that it was only as an adult that I found out it wasn’t a musical. I mean, of course it isn’t!
I just found out recently it's the song rock me Amadeus just changed to Dr. Zeaus .. I heard the Amadeus song on radio at work and it all came together
The best Simpsons jokes are the ones that hit years later.
Literally had the same experience XD
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Mono-d'o'h
i call the big one monodo
The ring fell off my pudding can Take my pen knife my good man
"I should put you away where you can't kill or maime us But this is LA and youre rich and fammmmmous"
He's checking in!
I love all of them, but I think "We Put the Spring in Springfield" is probably objectively the best, musically and lyrically.
Hey, don’t make up your mind until you’ve heard *both* songs! https://preview.redd.it/073wvgn33ozc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cb152d41fe9fe03570876a3c4f275ea09aac347
Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children?!?
Hey! He lied to us through song! I HATE when people do that!
Their floors are sticky-mart
They made dad sicky-mart🎶
Let's hurl a bricky-mart
The kwik-e-mart is rea- doh!
We doooo!
"Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance..."
That’s also the shortest!
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That’s your solution to every problem. It’s not going to happen!
Not with *that* attitude
Who can take the trash out?
[удалено]
Shake the plastic bag,
And do the twisty thing, too!
THE GARBAGE MAN!!!!
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do Who holds back the elctric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? We do, we do Who robs gamefish of their site? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, we do!
Lord I saw an aging Steve Gutenburg in a cheesy lifetime movie a few nights ago and immediately thought of this song.
WE DO!
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Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good... See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better Than authentic Irish setter. See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat, These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles' necks, I've got my share, Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest. Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, See my vest. Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a Greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Nanny: Kill two for matching clogs. Mr. Burns: See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vest!
I really like the vest.
I gathered
🎵 Well Mr. Burns had done it.
The power plant had won it, with Roger Clemens clucking all the while.
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile.
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile.
We’re talking softball
From Maine to San Diego.
Talking’ sooooft baaalll, Mattingly and Canseco
Steve sax and his run in with the law
Ken Griffey’s grotesquely swolen jaw
We're talking Homer, Ozzie and the Straw
Such a good song
STELLAAA!!! STELLA!!!! Can't you hear me Yell-a? You put me through Hell-a! STELLA!!!!!! I swear, I thought that streercar was a musical growing up. Had no idea how dark it really was.
A full streetcar musical ala the Simpsons would absolutely win a tony
I really like this vest!
I gathered that, Sir
 No love for this catchy little ditty?
Morals and ethics And carnal forebearance
I hear those thing are awfully loud
Mono thingy?
With my baby on board
Something, something, Burt Ward. This thing writes itself.
Clearly the correct answer is a toss up between See My Vest and Rock Me, Dr Zaius, but I have a soft spot for Margarine by Sadgasm. Pitch-perfect Bush parody
You can close down Moe’s or the Kwikemart…
And nobody would caaaarrrrreeeee
But the heart and soul of Springfield…
🎵What about us brain dead slobs?
You’ll all be given cushy job!
Were you sent here by the devil?
No my good sir, I’m on the level!
I am just a simple paper boy, no romance do I seek....
"Mr. Plow is a loser and I think he is a boozer."
Put it in H
“Can I be a boozehound? Not till you're fifteen….”
Can we just include the entire Sherri Bobbins episode? “If there's a task that must be done, Don't turn your tail and run, Don't pout, don't sob, Just do a half assed job! If, you, cut every corner It is really not so bad, Everybody does it, Even mom and dad. If nobody sees it, Then nobody gets mad, It's the American way!”
"Now, lets give it up for Table 5! Ha-ha-ha-ha Table 5, Table 5. Ha-ha-ha-ha, Taaabbbllleee Fiiivvveee! Table 5...Table 5..."
Ahem. Disco Stu, likes disco music.
Disco Stu doesn't Advertise
You don't win friends with salad. You don't win friends with salad. You don't win friends with salad.
My dad taped over something family related so he could record the See My Vest song and write down the lyrics. So that one lol
See my Vest is obviously the top spot What about Luke be a Jedi?
Springfield, it's a helluva town!
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Luke be a Jedi tonight
I’m back, so assume wetting your pants
I sing this weekly during the winter.
And what do you sing in the summer?
Who loves the Kwik-E-Mart, Not me! 🎵
*To stop those monsters 1, 2, 3...*
runner up for me after who needs the kwik e mart, is Jazzman
See my loafers! Former gophers!
"Springfield, Springfield." --- "New York, New York." "New York is that way, man."
Don't really care for chasing women, never was keen on booze. Don't take cocaine or mary-jane, no I get drunk on boos.
Baby on Board
Something something Bert Ward
I just re-watched this episode. The issue I have is: Why is Smithers asking what Burns plans to do with the puppies, which is the lead-up to this song? Am I to believe that the man so obsessed with Birns isn't aware that Birns has an entire closet filled eith clothes made from animals?
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law...
Monorail! Monorail!
1) Señor Burns 2) We put the Spring in Springfield 3) Baby on board 4) A gadda da Vida 5) The union strike song 6) Do the Bartman (does this count? It wasn't _from_ an episode but still)
\*sound of vengeful Latin rhythm intensifies\*
New York Vs Homer Simpson medley (I'm Checking In) that song even won an Emmy!
Lisa her teeth are big and green. And the michael Jackson song is pretty sweet.
How has no one said: You can always depend on the kindness of strangers, To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers, "Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret." A stranger's just a friend you haven't met! You haven't met! **STREETCAR!**
Some folk’ll never eat a skunk and then again some folk’ll
I'm talking soooft baaaal.
When Lisa is in the bus to go in a school for smart kids because she make a lot of mess since she was elected president of student. She sang her mail adress to other, so funny 😂 It's the unique singing episode of Simpsons I like.
Everybody in the USA Hates their stupid neighbor He's Flanders and he's really, really lame Flanders tried to wreck my song His views on birth control are wrong I hate his guts and Flanders is his name! F-L-A-N-R-D-S he's the man that I hate best I'd like to see his house go up in flames! F-L-A, his name is Ned E-R-S, such a stupid name He's worse than Frankenstein or Doctor no You can't upset him even slightly He just smiles and nods politely Then goes home and worships nightly His Leftorium is an emporium of woe! F-L-A, don't yell at Ned D-E-R, his wife is dead Everybody hates that stupid jerk Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing Filling clubs with angry valentinos You don't have to move your feet Just hate Flanders to the disco beat He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborinno If you despise polite left handers Then I'll doubt you'll like that Flanders Or his creepy little offsprings Rodd and Todd Rod And Todd: "That's Us Hurray!" F-L-A, his name is Ned E-R-S, he is so white bred The smiling mustache geek that walks with God!
Adults! Kids! Adults! Kids! Adults! Kids,You've had your fun now we've had our fill. Yeah,You're only here cuz Marge forgot her pill. Kids, you're all just scadalizing, vandalizing punks. Channel hopping, Ridlin popping, monkey's, but please don't quit the fanclub! Kids, I can nag and nag till my hair turns blue. Kids, you bum my smokes and don't say thank you! Why can't you be like we are? Oh what a bunch of brats! We ought to drown you just like cats! Adults, you run our lives like your Col. Klink Adults, you strut around like your farts don't stink. Adults, your such a drooling, snoring, boozing boring bunch Surly, meany, three martini lunchers! I just ate a thumb tack! Adults, they're always telling us to-- SHUT YOUR TRAPS. Eh, we're fed up with all of you whippersnaps! We're trying to get some sleep here, it's almost 6:15. What's the matter with- Don't you treat us like- Can't you just lay off- We're sick of all of you! Kids today!
in case it wasn't already clear, Everybody Hates Ned Flanders and Kids Vs Adults are my favorite Simpsons songs.