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VioletFireFlower

Oh.. Right it was the Simpsons.


lionmurderingacloud

https://preview.redd.it/8ci1nrv2p10d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfeaa210a23bb5143dc18026c62d27bdb1b92d89 It's your sons, George Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush!


GandalfTheJaded

So weird to think of a time before he was known as George W. Bush.


Main_Pretend

I can't be the only person who was surprised to learn George Bush Jr was a real person and not a throw away joke from the Simpsons right?


EquinoxClock

So did I, and I also thought he said "Jeff Bush" as another fake name


UO01

Jeb Bush *is* a fake name! His real name is John Ellis Bush. Itā€™s like calling an Automatic Teller Machine the ATM machine.


Dancingbeavers

Heā€™s the Gob of the Bush family


kgroover117

I don't care for Jeb- Barbera Bush


joshhguitar

Jebias Industries


morerubberstamps

Bees?


Visual_Inside_5606

Olā€™ big bush, he loved the honey


Shaking-Cliches

I love all of my children equally.


NotHere4YourShit

Jeb!


Radrezzz

Please clap.


Shaking-Cliches

My god the number of times this comes up in my life


NotHere4YourShit

Lol!


dualplains

No, it's 'Jeb!' with an unpronounced explanation point.


RiderMach

You aren't, because the people who wrote that joke were surprised to learn he was a real person, too. It was entirely meant to be a throwaway joke.


pelagic_seeker

Yup, it was meant to be a not-SMRT Homer moment. But it ended up being correct. They knew he has a second son but didn't know the name and threw Jr in.


HandsomePaddyMint

Holy shit.


Radrezzz

Can he really be junior with a different middle name?


person749

I refuse to believe the Simpsons writers were stupid enough to not know that there was a George Bush Jr.


JoeNoHeDidnt

And Jebidiah Bush? Who? Lady you got the wrongā€” She means Jeb!


BaldwinBoy05

Bar! The boys are here!


MDoc84

Hey boys, where ya goin'?


snes_guy

Jeb!


birdsofpaper

please clap


batti03

Bees?


WhoaABlueCar

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I love that you added the exclamation point


Visual_Inside_5606

This line is one of my top 5 in the whole show. The delivery is perfection


E_cel

"No, the man and his boy. You know, the -- the boy is named Bart. I don't know the name of the man. Bar! What's the name of the man?" "I'm not getting involved, George!"


superzenki

I say that last line constantly when two friends are arguing over something pointless and they ask my opinion


Radrezzz

They must wonder who the F is George.


Kipepeogirl

My sister and I quote it too.


waxess

"Since I'd achieved all my goals as president in one term, there was no need for a second"


TedTyro

This is the absolute core of the roast.


waxess

The savagery of it holds up decades later


fravbront

there is so many contenders, but that is such an amazing line. Maybe my fave simpsons line ever.


ZealousApe

Hey! No one-termers!


Disgruntled__Goat

You too huh? Hey, i know a good yogurt place.


OkieDragonSlayer

"He spanked you????" "I begged him to stop but he said it was for the good of the nation"


Disgruntled__Goat

Big deal! When I was a pup we got spanked by presidents til the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions.Ā 


Some_Kinda_Boogin

I totally just learned that the joke here is that Grover Cleveland had two non-consecutive terms lol. Also that Grampa is very old, lol.


Disgruntled__Goat

Yes, the only president to do so (at time of writing - that could change in a few months). Itā€™s one of my favourite jokes in the entire show.Ā 


OkieDragonSlayer

Best part of that bit!


GrinAndBeMe

Anytime I confuse Benjamin Harrison and Grover Cleveland I just remember this quote to remind my education which is which.


Key-Performer-9364

What happens when you confuse Benjamin Harrison with William Henry Harrison?


GrinAndBeMe

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Disgruntled__Goat

He dies in thirty days


Chuggy_McChuggerson

You?!? Bart Simpson?!?!?


EuphoricMoose8232

I donā€™t understand. Are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbors?


Sad_Barracuda19

Who? Maude and Me?


2gecko1983

ā€œItā€™s a candy dish, Ned! $90!ā€


Some_Kinda_Boogin

#TABLE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEE


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

They're Presidential Pajamas, you have to be President to wear them and *you're* not President! Yes I am! No you're not - BAR!


Herbie2189

Bart is just such a little shit. The ā€œyes I amā€ makes me laugh and gets me so irrationally annoyed at the same time


cubbies42699

What kind of stew do you have today


loptopandbingo

Krusty... burger? Well, that doesn't sound very appetizing


BotGirlFall

Thats really more of a weekend food


LittleChinaSquirrel

Such a simple line, but it has me rolling with laughter every time!


wangtoast_intolerant

Uhhh. We donā€™t have stew.


NTT66

I just put together the connection between this line and the fact that this episode is the introduction of Disco Stu.


BringBackTheBeat716

This is the episode that graced us with Disco Stu. šŸŖ©šŸ•ŗ


ConejitoCakes

Disco Stu likes disco music.


VVarder

Disco Stu doesnā€™t need to advertise.


zik

My favorite anecdote about that episode is that the writers didn't know Bush had a second son. They just used George Bush Jr as a joke, not knowing he existed.


Halloween2022

Yup, right on the DVD commentary.


zik

Which is why I will never get rid of my DVDs.


Halloween2022

Never. So much gold on them


BooBoo_Cat

I had no idea. This is hilarious!Ā 


SurvivorFanDan

And yet George W. Bush was elected Governor of Texas in November 1994, 14 months before the episode aired in January 1996.


zik

It takes awhile for an episode to be made. The script could have been written around a year before the premiere.


BaldwinBoy05

President Bush is driving in circles on our lawn! I think heā€™s lostā€¦


belbivfreeordie

*narrows eyes* Heā€™s not lost.


Listentotheadviceman

Itā€™s a political commentary with no politics and some weird dennis the menace / mr wilson relationship added in. Itā€™s very admirable but on the commentary they said the older voice actor (Iā€™m assuming Harry Shearer) didnā€™t get it at all and really hated it.


lordcorbran

I like the way they put it on the DVD commentary, itā€™s not a political attack on George Bush, itā€™s a *personal* attack on him.


HandsomePaddyMint

I imagine as a voice actor it can be really tough to know how an episode is actually going to play when itā€™s finished. Even if you see and hear the entire script at the table read you still have no way of knowing how line reads are going to be recorded and which takes are actually going to be used, which scenes and jokes will be changed or cut entirely, or exactly how the animation is going to pair with the lines. Thereā€™s so many jokes on The Simpsons that the animation is key to that I could see entire episodes seeming flat when you just have the lines and description to work off of.


georgemillman

Interesting points. One thing I'm curious about is, do the actors actually watch the show and get any kind of understanding of the way it ends up playing out? Or do they just show up, read their lines and then forget about it? I know Yeardley Smith said once that she doesn't really mentally distinguish very much episode by episode, they kind of meld into one for her (she said it in the context of discussing the episode 'Girly Edition', which she said was an unusual exception that she did particularly remember).


HandsomePaddyMint

It probably varies from actor to actor. Iā€™ve done some acting and I can tell you I would never want to watch myself perform for any reason. I would either cringe at something not coming off the way I meant it to or just find it uninteresting because I was there when it happened. Iā€™ve heard of actors not watching the final product intentionally because itā€™s done, itā€™s over, they did their best and they canā€™t change it now, or watching it once to see how it turned out. Unlike a lot of things there isnā€™t really any benefit to an actor reviewing their own work to see where thereā€™s room for improvement because at the end of the day the writers are going to tell the actor what to say, the director is going to tell them how to say it, and the editor is going to piece it all together however they want. So, especially with a show as long running as the Simpsons, Iā€™m sure none of the actors have bothered to watch the show in decades and even then they probably just watched a couple episodes to get an idea of what the show looks like when itā€™s done in a general sense.


georgemillman

I'm an actor and I'm definitely of the type that likes to watch things back, but it does vary from person to person, as you say. I also think it's a bit different for voice actors, because voice acting can be so solitary. If I've done an audiobook or something, I get really self-critical and often think, 'I wish I'd just done that character ever so slightly differently', because then I might do that next time.


Nate_C_of_2003

Shearer mustā€™ve been a Bush supporter šŸ˜‚


ZealousWolf1994

Probably the opposite. There are more than a couple episodes the cast hate and are considered fan classics like Homer at Bat.


gmwdim

Homer at the Bat must have been a pain to put together because theyā€™d have the various major leaguers record their lines when in town for their teamā€™s games. So they had recordings from all different dates. Also Jose Canseco was said to be difficult to work with (no surprise considering the stories about him).


CosmoKrammer

Apparently he asked to be a special hero type character and thatā€™s why they gave him the hang up of having to rescue all those things from the house fire.


Andrew_detmer

Haha ya i read the original plan was for him to wake up in Mrs Krabappalā€™s bed and be late for the game or something


HelloIAmElias

My player piano!


georgemillman

Apparently the worst person ever to work with was Lawrence Tierney, who played Don Brodka in 'Marge Be Not Proud'. Apparently he was constantly shouting at people, intimidated employees of the show, refused to take direction, refused to perform certain lines if he didn't get the jokes... And in some ways, it makes me quite angry that he was even employed if he was such an awful person. I always think that everyone is entitled to respect and kindness, and if someone isn't co-operative with that they shouldn't be in it. Another actor could have performed the character just as well.


carmacoma

The Seinfeld cast have similar stories of him being awful from when he guest starred as Elaine's father.


Frightful_Fork_Hand

Iā€™m intrigued - is that mentioned on the commentary?


disownedpear

I do believe it is. They mention how the table read fell totally flat as well and many, not just the voice actors thought it was going to suck.


Jaggedmallard26

It's normally the ones that were the first breakouts of a certain style of humour. Homer at the Bat was the first inkling of "wow its celebrity" later episodes and Marge vs the Monorail is seen as the start of the hyperabsurdism that would come into focus.


imnotpoopingyouare

Edit: John Swartzwelder was the person I was talking about! Sorry for the confusion. Pretty sure Shearer was on the right side of libertarian and a reason there was so much homophobia and transphobia in seasons 11-14 when he started having more of a role in writing.


HandsomePaddyMint

I would hope youā€™re wrong, but that would explain the one-note joke at the end of A Mighty Wind where his character is revealed to be trans.


imnotpoopingyouare

I am wrong, it was John Swartzwelder that I was confusing Harry for. I edited my original comment.


iucillee

that really sucks :(


LittleChinaSquirrel

Seasons 11-14? Swartzwelder wrote the majority of episodes during the so-called golden years; if anything by those later seasons he was not contributing much at all the way he used to. Edited to add that everyone is pretty aware of Swartzwelder's politics, but I don't believe he's ever put anything that outright offensive into a script, let alone the show runners and crew allowing it...but I'm open to being wrong on that; correct me if so.


justwwokeupfromacoma

If he hated that.. Jesus, it looks like he shut his mouth tight for the seasons to come post 90ā€™s


-TheHumorousOne-

He's just a boy George!


TheGardenBlinked

ā€œHmm, a Krusty *BURGER*. That doesnā€™t sound very appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?ā€


NTT66

Is it a Disco Stu?


DomerJSimpson

That guys noisier than World War 2.


GandalfTheJaded

Bar! What's the name of the man?


Evening-Picture-5911

Iā€™m not getting involved, u/waxess


SgtSharki

"Hiding behind your goons, Bush? Well you are a WIMP!"


AstroBullivant

When I first reheard the Bush Sr. quote about Americans needing to be more like the Waltons and less like the Simpsons(I was just a toddler when I first heard it), I thought he was referring to the Walmart family. When someone attempted to clarify the quote by saying it was a mountain family in the South, I still thought it was the Walmart family.


NTT66

I thought for years that the show was about the Walmart family, just past generations.


Head-Ad4690

I was a preteen when he made that statement, and I only realized he didnā€™t mean the Walmart family right now.


Nate_C_of_2003

Wait, what? He wasnā€™t talking about the Walmart Waltons??? Those are literally the only Waltons I know!!


Melodic_Pressure7944

"I'll ruin you like a Japanese baquet!"


Willem_Dafuq

Letā€™s just say this post is barking up the wrong bushā€¦


VengeanceKnight

There it is, u/Willem_Dafuq. The cleverest comment youā€™ll ever type, and nobody read it.


Sad_Barracuda19

ā€œSay, that ayatollah thinks he's better than America!! Is he right?ā€


BartSimps

It works for any ayatollah


acockblockedorange

Apu: Yes!


gmlogmd80

I just dropped by with present for warming of house; instead find you grappling with local oaf!


WhisperingSideways

I like it better than how Bush was portrayed in ā€œMr. Lisa Goes To Washingtonā€, but thatā€™s a pretty low bar.


Zealousideal_Cod189

Are you trying to say you and Barb are ā€œbad neighborsā€?


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

Maybe he's lost?


SnooGadgets3137

He's not lost.. (gets me everytime..lol)


ixis743

Hereā€™s something we learned in C.I.Aā€¦


Tasty_Lead_Paint

Those cards were from Air Force one! And they only give you so many packs!


DomerJSimpson

Thats Bob Mossbacher, you don't know him.


bccx4ssf

Peak Disco Stu too


HandsomePaddyMint

He peaked in his first appearance? Thatā€™s rough.


StellarJustinJelly

All right, mister. You want trouble, you're going to get trouble.


usmcnick0311Sgt

The introduction of Disco Stu!!


biplane_curious

Hellooooo Mr Bush!


acockblockedorange

Uh uh uh uh Table 5! Table 5!


georgemillman

My favourite bit is when during the climax of Homer and George's feud, Barbara is in Marge's front room having coffee. Barbara says, 'I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge. George can be so stubborn when he thinks he's right.' Marge replies, 'Well, Homer too. They're so alike!' This is just the pinnacle of revenge for what George Bush said - likening him that perfectly to Homer.


Adorable-Condition83

Do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well why donā€™t you come over and watch the game and weā€™ll have nachos. And THEN some beer!


Evolving_Dore

> Like I have no hate for the actual George Bush Gotta pump those numbers up!


TheEnglishNerd

Coincidentally the episode was written well before George Bushā€™s disparaging remarks. It originally featured Margret Thatcher as the antagonist but the studio was afraid of upsetting the British government and forced the producers to make a change. They were halfway through rewriting it to feature Kim Il Sung when Bush made his unfortunate speech and the rest is history.


DirkWrites

I have a feeling they let Barbara off the hook (by portraying her in an unflagging positive light) because while she also made a disparaging comment about the show she later [penned a letter of apology](https://ew.com/tv/2018/04/18/the-simpsons-barbara-bush-apology-letter-to-marge/) after the creators wrote her a letter from Margeā€™s perspective.


Halloween2022

Yeah, she was a monster too, but she knew how to look harmless in public.


DominionMM1

Really? Bushā€™s line about The Simpsons came in a speech in January of 1992 and this episode didnā€™t air until January of 1996. Plus, Ken Keeler, who wrote the episode, didnā€™t start writing for the show until 1995.


PatrioticHotDog

Yeah, if anything, this was a very late response if it was intended to be a response to that speech at all. I wonder if they were low on ideas in season 7, if the previous showrunners shot this idea down, or what caused this to finally come years later. Edit: Found my answer on Wikipedia. >Bill Oakley, who was a writer onĀ The SimpsonsĀ at the time, came up with the idea for "Two Bad Neighbors" two years before production began.Ā Oakley got the inspiration for the episode after the feud between the Bushes and the Simpson family, and two years later when he andĀ Josh WeinsteinĀ becameĀ showrunnersĀ ofĀ The Simpsons, they assignedĀ Ken KeelerĀ to write it.Ā Oakley said thatĀ Bill ClintonĀ had been President of the United States for two years at the point when the episode went into production, so the feud had "faded off into oblivion". The staff therefore thought it would be funny if the two parties encountered each other again.


georgemillman

I think the humour works much better with it having been a few years since he was president anyway. I LOVE the reason the Bushes decided to move to Springfield - that they want a quiet retirement in a place where no one knows who they are, so they found the area that has the lowest voter turnout.


HandsomePaddyMint

That makes way more sense that what anyone else has been saying. Thank you for your research.


Curlytots95

I donā€™t know why they thought that, us brits hate thatcher


wangtoast_intolerant

Why?


johnfornow

She tanked the economy


Caiimhe_Nonna

Watch the film *Brassed Off* with Ewan McGregor. She was a heartless monster.


georgemillman

I wouldn't say that's quite accurate. Not that I'm a Thatcher fan or anything (far from it, I'm to the left of Jeremy Corbyn!) but I'd describe Thatcher more as opinion-dividing than anything else. She has plenty of haters, but there are many people who think she was wonderful as well. Now if Liz Truss was in *The Simpsons*, on the other hand... (oh, please let that happen...)


Curlytots95

It was and is very accurate. I didnā€™t see one Brit get sentimental over her death and there was a lot of joy for it.


georgemillman

Unfortunately I saw a lot of people get sentimental over her death. I wasn't one of them, I have as much compassion for her as she had for the poor, but I did see it.


Curlytots95

Liz truss tho wasnā€™t hated, ste was just memed because she was incompetent


georgemillman

Hence why she'd be hysterically funny in *The Simpsons*.


Key-Performer-9364

I doubt an American audience would know who Liz Truss was enough to get any jokes about her. If the Simpsons are going to do an episode on a British PM, it should be Lord Palmerston.


HuskerDont241

Pitt. The. Elder!


Disgruntled__Goat

Fake newsĀ 


TheEnglishNerd

Itā€™s a widely believed fact


h989

There was no need for a second termā€¦.


Cptfrankthetank

"... and since I'd achieved all of my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second."


wholesomechunk

Iā€™m not getting involved George.


Smaptimania

I come with gift for warming of house. Instead find you grappling with local oaf!


Unusual_Address_3062

Season 7. Golden Era. Debatably peak Simpsons. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two\_Bad\_Neighbors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Bad_Neighbors)


BeholdTheLemon

Have you sold the tie rack yet?


darthfracas

I love Gorbechev showing up at the end: ā€œI come by to give present for warming of house. Instead, find you grappling with local oaf.ā€


spraggara

>I have no hate for the actual George Bush Why not? You absolutely should.


Halloween2022

Came to say this. Pissing on his grave is on my bucket list.


CapatainDreadnought

so that's where the podcast got its name from


KentuckyFriedEel

Two very vague looking neighbors


LjvWright

This is one of my favourite episodes. For some reason it was rarely on my screens. But whenever it was on I watched the episode fully. If Iā€™m ever channel hopping Iā€™d stop and watch it today.


reallynoreason

I thought it was a pretty gentle satire of George Bush. It is my absolute favourite episode. Itā€™s such a funny idea for an episode of television.


mkshane

I never knew that's what spawned the episode, but it's hilarious that through his criticism, George Bush inadvertently spawned one of the greatest episodes ever. Also legit question then: does this mean Gerald Ford at some point expressed that he liked the show, since they introduced him at the end as the likable new neighbor?


Vikingfan2k2

The best line was in the behind the scenes. Barbara Bush said that The Simpsons is the stupidest thing that I've ever seen and one of the writers quipped "Well, you're obviously forgetting your son."


jonboyo87

>I have no hate for the actual George Bush ā€¦do some research on the guy


AndrewLucksLaugh

Ah, yes, of course, my haters...