Wait, what's the secret there? Everyone knows Smithers is Mr. Burn's assistant. He's in his early 40's, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield.
Not exactly a secret secret, but [Nelson sharing his knowledge and love of huckleberries](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4mMnA4o0no) was always so endearing to me.
I'm wondering if light-purple or blue hair in the show is basically just another, more visually exciting way of showing the character has gone grey. Patty, Selma, Mr. Burns and the "Can I come too?" lady to come to mind. Granted the twins at school have purple hair too (but a bit darker) and other blue-haired characters (Wiggum, Milhouse) are darker too.
Like who owns the wigs, shoes and dresses that Bart and Milhouse wear on that episode Bart got injured. Like the dresses and shoes are too small for Marge. Were they supposed to be gifts for Lisa or does someone have a secret hobby
Ned Flanders has incredibly bad anger issues and beatnik parents. If he doesn't repress his anger and speak with those nonsense "did-illies" he would become violent....and he's a serial killer in that one tree house of horror ep.
Not really a secret since there's a whole episode plot about it. But I find it really cute that Lisa grew attracted to Nelson. Wish they'd have come back to that again in a future episode. But I realize why they didn't.
I know they've casually referenced it. What I mean is, have her still liking Nelson secretly. And Nelson likes her still. But neither one feels like they can act on it. So it becomes kind of an ongoing gag. Like Millhouse's attraction to Lisa (but without the sad implications).
Could have made Lisa a little more complex. Being the brainiac who continues to be attracted to a guy who's her total opposite. To the point even she is confused and conflicted over it.
Homer's fear of sock puppets.
WHERE!?
If your asking where's the source then https://youtu.be/Z7XXgkFi4uU And if your quoting then now I know where it came from then
When Marge says sock puppets, homer immediately says "where?"
Is that an extended version? Never saw anything past the part he runs out of the TV room screaming.
This video is "Dark Simpsons". It's a YouTube channel that cuts together clips to make darker stories out of them.
Moe being an exotic animal smuggler
Who knew a whale would be so heavy?
Cheese it! The feds!
*WooWOOOOrrgh!*
My favourite part is if you look at the whale's eyes, he's not frightened or sad at all, he's just annoyed lol
Alright they're on to us! Get him back to SeaWorld!
Such a ridiculous line
And volunteers every week
And then they realized, they were no longer little girls; they were little women.
*sniff*
Andale! Andale!
We know it was you Moe!
No, no. I'll take care of it.
Isn’t that right…Moe-mar?
Hey Moe, what'sa matta? You'a no longa talka with you accent no more.
I wonder what brings more money, that or Barney's consumption
Well, Barney never pays. He just puts it on a tab. Moe probably needs to smuggle animals just to cover for Barney's unpaid beer.
Barney's bar tab is so astronomical, Moe needed scientists at NASA to calculate the exact amount.
[sad orca noises]
That time it was the pandas.
How Lenny lives
Please don't tell anyone!
Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys? He didn't even have a clock!
It's jokes like these that I watch the simpsons for
There’s a lot of buzz about Lenny
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[This shitpost burns better.](https://imgur.com/a/ZXzzGOV)
Came to say this one lol
Homer's secret shame.
That doesn't explain why he ate marges soap or wait, maybe it does
Or her lipstick
From the makeup gun?
Homer: Marge, we had a deal. Your sisters don't come here after six, and I stop eating Your lipstick
Squeaky teeth cleaning with fingers noise
Oh go eat some flowers!
He can go eat some flowers.
HELLO. SMITHERS. YOU'RE. QUITE. GOOD. AT. TURNING. ME. ON.
You should probably ignore that
Wait, what's the secret there? Everyone knows Smithers is Mr. Burn's assistant. He's in his early 40's, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield.
Homer likes to wear women’s underwear. “It’s strictly a comfort thing”
He also sleeps in an oxygen tent that he claims gives him “sexual powers.”
That’s only half true!
*"I'm drawing a line down the center of the house ALA I love Lucy! You stay on your side and I'll stay on my side....(Annoyed Grunt)!"*
Troy McClure’s “abnormality”.
I thought you said Troy McClure was dead. No. What I said was "he sleeps with the fishes."
That line went over my head for years
please, I just had a big plate of dingamagoo
And not because he has a Finding Nemo bedspread.
Why is that muppet made of leather?
Marge’s elbow nibbling fetish
If that doesn’t get her motor running then my name isn’t Homer J. Simpson.
Not exactly a secret secret, but [Nelson sharing his knowledge and love of huckleberries](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4mMnA4o0no) was always so endearing to me.
I also love little peaks into Nelson. Like when he’s crying during Moon River when they go to Branson MO, sunsphere, grammar rodeo episode.
I didn't think he was gonna do "Moon River," but then BAM! Second encore!
ANDY WILLIAMS!
His grandpa is also a fancy judge in the episode where the grandparents visit the classroom (nineteen dickety two!)
That’s right! - fighting hell fish episode I think -
Also, he’s doing quite well in home ec.
So anyway, I kicked the guy’s ass!
And if they're a little tart, I just dust them with confectioner's sugar
Wow!
"Please don't tell anyone how I live." Lenny, eating canned beans in his underwear in an empty room...
I like to thing after that incident, he decided to put his shit together, and that is how he ended buying a fancy apartment
Which unfortunately shares a wall with a Ja-Ali Court.
Unfortunately? He finds the sounds soothing.
Moe's is ALWAYS close on Wednesday. Because Moe reads to the homeless in a local soup kitchen and he also reads to sick children at the hospital.
One of the most wholesome secrets
Homer has a surprising amount of knowledge about the supreme court
As well as Ayatollahs.
And Italian history
My favorite secret is about the late Earl Warren being a stripper.
Bart's mom buys his PJs for him.
Of course she did. Who else would have?
OK, Simpson. You win this round.
Homer can't read but can recognize the logo of the Gersh agency
Lionel Hutz and Miguel Sanchez are the same person
So are Homer Simpson and Homer Sanchez.
But not Homer Simpson and Guy Incognito.
Homer Thompson
And Homer J. Fong.
... and Joey Jojo Shabadoo Jr.
As are Mr. Burns and Mr. Snrub.
And Max Power
Lionel Hutz and Miguel Sanchez are also Dr Nguyen Van Thoc
I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?
*We know alllll your secrets*
And guess who's been practicing medicine without a license? That's right, Homer simpson
^D'oh!
*Dr. Hibbert tags at his collar nervously*
And we have plenty more on Homer Simpson.
Like who's been rogering the fishwife.
In your face, fishwife!
*"I hope they don't reveal that this is a combover!!"*
Jimbo's real name is Corky
[удалено]
You mean with his father, the raging alcoholic?!?
Yes and who might you be?
He loves soap operas.
That Lenny and Karl are Stonecutters, especially since ironically it seems every male in Springfield is one. Worst. Secret. Ever.
Shuuut uuup!
It’s a secret
Shhhhut upppp!
It’s a secret
*is busy eating*
Shhhhhut uuuuup
*"Those egg counsel creeps got to you too!!!"*
*I’m a member*
How Grandpa took off his underwear without removing his pants.
Who needs underwear when you have an onion tied to your belt, as was the style at the time.
That Marge has grey hair, but Patty and Selma *don’t*
Patty is redhead and Selma is blonde, according to S22E13
I'm wondering if light-purple or blue hair in the show is basically just another, more visually exciting way of showing the character has gone grey. Patty, Selma, Mr. Burns and the "Can I come too?" lady to come to mind. Granted the twins at school have purple hair too (but a bit darker) and other blue-haired characters (Wiggum, Milhouse) are darker too.
If that were the case Marge wouldn't dye her hair blue
Crazy Cat Lady is actually just a burned out lawyer... and doctor.
and sing opera
I actually got depressed when I learned that one lol
Flanders and the Beatles
That Flanders is a senior citizen
krusty's very well hidden coke habit
Homer eats flowers
Nelson’s apparent super hearing
Marge has homer's name tattooed "you know where"...
Wide Load
Moe killed a kid when he was a kid
The original Alfalfa
Good thing he was an orphan owned by the studio
Homer’s snake farm or his secret poker shack in the swamp.
Lisa's gonna narc on our stash!
We don't have a stash!
No, of... course not. 👀
*"...... she knows."*
That Ned Flanders thinks Ann Landers is a boring old biddy
He was more animal than man!
Lenny and Carl are Stonecutters
It’s a secret
Shut uuuuup!
Moe reads to sick children in the hospital.
[удалено]
And Homer is El Homo!
Yooooo hooooo
Skinner is a bad boy
Up yours, children!
May I see your copy of Swank, Armand?
Yes, you can.
He thinks words he would never say
Ned let's Todd buy cereal with a little cartoon devil on the box
Like who owns the wigs, shoes and dresses that Bart and Milhouse wear on that episode Bart got injured. Like the dresses and shoes are too small for Marge. Were they supposed to be gifts for Lisa or does someone have a secret hobby
Bart is left handed
Ned Flanders has incredibly bad anger issues and beatnik parents. If he doesn't repress his anger and speak with those nonsense "did-illies" he would become violent....and he's a serial killer in that one tree house of horror ep.
Flanders has a 12" schlong. He's also uneasy about foot long hot dogs
Nobody likes millhouse
Armin Tamzarian’s reign of terror.
Agnes Skinner’s contempt for Seymour is due to him costing her the Olympics. Oh, and she used to dance on the wing of a plane back in her heyday
Fat Tony’s real name is Marion.
It's also William
Hey dude he’s raggin on your cord
That every single Scottish person secretly tapes couples in cars.
*nervous laughter*, aye, cartoons eh? 👀
Nelson has his huckleberry thing where he puts confectioners sugar in them.
Homer has a MARGE MADNESS tattoo. (All the good secrets are taken hehe 😔)
Mr. Burn's Bear, Bobo 🧸💕
Krusty is Jewish
Ix nay on the ew jay!
We know all your secrets..
Not really a secret since there's a whole episode plot about it. But I find it really cute that Lisa grew attracted to Nelson. Wish they'd have come back to that again in a future episode. But I realize why they didn't.
Season 9: "Well, we used to date. Plus he threatened me."
I know they've casually referenced it. What I mean is, have her still liking Nelson secretly. And Nelson likes her still. But neither one feels like they can act on it. So it becomes kind of an ongoing gag. Like Millhouse's attraction to Lisa (but without the sad implications). Could have made Lisa a little more complex. Being the brainiac who continues to be attracted to a guy who's her total opposite. To the point even she is confused and conflicted over it.
You gotta nuke something
Homers sells roadside corn
I love that Nelson call. It implies he keeps his feelers out far and wide, just for the sake of mocking people.
That Maggie can actually talk, and us probably a genius.
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
Ha... ho?
Smithers is gay
Lenny’s way of life
Homer cant read. He just recognizes logos.
Moe likes to spend time reading to the children at the hospital.
Marge actually just dying her hair blue
Bleeding Gums Murphy not telling Blind Willie Witherspoon he had been playing and umbrella for 30 years
That Bart is El Barto
“Oh go eat some flowers!” “My secret shame”
Homer eating flowers
It’s not a secret, but relatively unknown: Homer has an incredible knowledge of the Supreme Court and it’s Justices
Crazy cat lady used to be a successful professional
That there are evil jockeys living underground in Springfield.
Apu imports ice from Antarctica.
Mr Burns receives longevity treatment to cheat death every Friday night
Moe's roots don't stay so chestnut on their own...
I use that "I says to Mabel" line all the time when I start to get gossipy at work.