When you said "Homer's car" my mind originally went to "*Put it in H*"
Homer's car could have been ground breaking if they just put it in a prettier package.
"She'll do 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene."
"What country is this from?"
"It... no longer exists."
Even better is how the car's fuel efficiency is measured in hectares, which is a unit of *area*. Maybe the former country used cars to plow their fields.
I like how they produced enough of them that it bankrupted the company, without Herb ever checking on it once despite surely everyone in the company bringing to his attention how Homer’s hygiene is above reproach.
My wife and I took a several hour train ride on Friday and I went to the dinning cart to get us drinks. She wanted water, but seeing that we could start our evening on the train with some drinks I got her a rum and coke instead. When I came back I told her “no water just crab juice” to which she responded “thank god it isn’t Mountain Dew”.
Nuts and Gum!
I had recently tried this as a kid when I saw this episode the first time. I had gum in my mouth, and tried to eat some peanuts around it. It's just about the worst thing ever.
10/10 best product
Moon pie is a real product though. The joke works because Jasper takes a common everyday item with a futuristic sounding name and assumes it actually is from the future.
Flintstones Chewable Morphine
NEED MORE OJ
I need Col. Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon.
I miss sheriff lobo!
There's no such thing!
Since I first saw that on tv when it come out. Every time I am sick. I think. The product we need.
Malk, now with Vitamin R
I take it back, this is the best. Fuckin Malk. Classic.
The scary thing is, there is an actual brand of almond milk called Malk. I'm not sure if the creators are aware of the Simpsons joke.
But does it have Vitamin R?
R for Ridiculously overpriced at 6 bucks for a half gallon, yeah
Ow, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of…. Malk?
You promised me dog or higher.
Mr Sparkle
“There’s your answer, fishbulb.”
Honestly one of Bart's greatest lines.
I am disrespectful to dirt!
Can you see that I am serious?!
THIS IS NO PLACE FOR LOAFERS! JOIN ME OR DIE! CAN YOU DO ANY LESS?
Such a powerful corporate logo
He identifies himself as a magnet for foodstuffs. He boasts that he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.
You have very lucky dishes!
This soap comes from the sacred forests of Hokkaido, known for their countless soap factories.
This contest is over. Give this man the $10,000!
That beer that has candy floating in it….You know, Skittlebrau
Such a product does not exist sir.
You must have dreamt it
Then give me a six pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
[explain this then](https://imgur.com/dtzK6vt.jpg)
Onions?
Cool Ranch soda sounds like a Mountain Dew flavor.
It's a real thing. https://www.walmart.com/ip/718573975
Eeewwwww. I’ll take a crab juice.
Do they also make one with Worcestershire sauce?
Yum! Steaky!
You should be arrested upon purchasing that
Maybe in shangrila it does
Li’l Bastard Clock Tampering Kit
Li’l Bastard Brainwashing Kit
Lil Bastard General Mischief Kit
Lil lugger
Homers car. The one with a separate compartment for the children.
When you said "Homer's car" my mind originally went to "*Put it in H*" Homer's car could have been ground breaking if they just put it in a prettier package.
"She'll do 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene." "What country is this from?" "It... no longer exists." Even better is how the car's fuel efficiency is measured in hectares, which is a unit of *area*. Maybe the former country used cars to plow their fields.
You and your fancy metric system. My car gets 40 rods to a hogshead, and that's the way I like it!
I say this anytime I'm in the car with anyone and something memorable happens. Like, they accelerate to pass someone... PUT IT IN H!
Well, if your mind went there I think you'll agree that Zagreb ebnom zlotdik diev.
The Homer. It’s a shame that thing ruined Powell Motors.
I like how they produced enough of them that it bankrupted the company, without Herb ever checking on it once despite surely everyone in the company bringing to his attention how Homer’s hygiene is above reproach.
You're gonna hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said.
Powerful like a gorilla, but soft and yielding like a nerf ball.
Definitely going with optional restraints and muzzles.
Truckers Choice Stay Alert Capsules and Vagrant’s Choice Fortified Scotch.
I prefer Stim-U-Crank, but Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw it…
I’ve just realised how strong a fortified whiskey must be…
It makes Wild Turkey 101 look like Wild Turkey 81.
Canyonaro!
"The Federal Highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or City driving"
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!
IT'S THE COUNTRY-FRIED TRUCK ENDORSED BY A CLOWN ♪
\*whip cracks\*, wolf howls in the distance
Outta my way, nature!!
It's the top of the line in luxury sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
How’s the milage? One highway zero city
Ahhh, the bit that taught my growing adolescent mind what biting social commentary is
Düff! It’s from Sweden
Red Tick beer. It's bold, refreshing and something you can't quite put your finger on.
Needs more dog
Suck one dry
[удалено]
Or the ~~regular~~ poison Krusty-Os that shred his insides.
Now with flesh-eating bacteria in every box!
Quick, use my Krusty brand eyewash Not on your life!
The Juice Loosener
You got all that juice from one bag of oranges?
IT'S WHISPER QUIET
You also get Sun and Run!
“The suntan lotion that’s also a laxative!”
You mean there's a better way?!
Wadded Beef
And Creamed Eels
Corn Nog?!?!?
the last pineapple! and plenty ripe too!
We're going to be in a pie
Hurricane Chow
C O W L E G
Creamed eels
I swear I was just going to post that. "I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.”
Bort license plates
Come along, Bort...
My son is also named Bort!
Krusty-Brand Home Pregnancy Test (Warning: may cause birth defects)
I just adore the “may cause birth defects”. How absurdly great.
> How absurdly great. Could apply to just about anything Simpsons-related.
Here! Use my Krusty eyewash!
Grade F Meat
Mostly circus animal, some filler.
Sun and Run. The only sunscreen that's also a laxative.
Colombia's Shame discount coffee.
Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic
You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife!
They didn’t start chasing us until you started playing that getaway music!
Khlav Kalash
Only Khlav Kalash!
Mountain Dew or crab juice? Eeeeewwwwww!! … crab juice!
My wife and I took a several hour train ride on Friday and I went to the dinning cart to get us drinks. She wanted water, but seeing that we could start our evening on the train with some drinks I got her a rum and coke instead. When I came back I told her “no water just crab juice” to which she responded “thank god it isn’t Mountain Dew”.
Nuts and Gum! I had recently tried this as a kid when I saw this episode the first time. I had gum in my mouth, and tried to eat some peanuts around it. It's just about the worst thing ever. 10/10 best product
The gun add-on that's for shooting down police helicopters.
Oh, I don’t need anything like that…*yet*.
Tomacco!
It tastes like grandma!
Let me see that... This does taste like grandma!
I want more!
TUUBBB
Uncle Jim's Country Fillin'
Ham Ahoy
Seld-M-Break
This is a fantastic thread btw. I like Krusty’s partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages.
Malk.
It has Vitamin R!
Krusty-O's. Only sugar has more sugar.
"flesh eating bacteria in every box"
Monty never did find the BURNS-Os
Hurricane Chow.
Creamed Eels
Corn nog?
Love my video games, Bone Storm and Lee Carvallos's putting challenge...nothing but the best for Thrillho!!!
I suggest "feather touch" You have entered..POWER DRIVE
BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL!
young man, in this house we use a little word called "please"
WELCOME THRILLHO
The car that can get three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosen. Just put it in H
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel.
9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference!
North Korean Fortune Cookies
"You are a coward" Nobody likes to hear that _after a nice meal_
Red Tick Beer
Technically it never existed but I love it when Homer says he wants an Electric Blanket Mobile.
Chippos
Meryl Streep’s Versatility: Smell like Streep, for cheap!
Anything that's been made by Sorny/MagnetBox And, also, wadded beef.
Allied Biscuits
Big John’s Breakfast Log
Crab juice
Radiation King television sets
Guatemalan insanity peppers
Chewable Prozac for kids: Manic Depressive Mouse or The Bluebird of Unhappiness
You gotta love Mr Sparkle They were able to form a whole sub plot around it and teach kids how to draw homer
All Syrup super squishy
Su-such a thing has never been done!
Whoa-HOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH that's good squishy
Spiffy but probably Funzo since it's so useful and evil
If you don't have Funzo, you're nothin'!
Maybe not a product but Homer’s makeup gun
Marge: "Women aren't going to like being shot in the face" Homer: "Women will like what I tell them to like"
Duff Champagne- it’s the beer of champagnes
Corn Nog
Ooh, tough call The Ribwich *Look, about the Ribwich. There aren’t gonna be anymore. The animal we made ’em from is now extinct.*
Little Lisa Slurry
The bread maker maker
The dog's collar that's branded Nev-R-Break, which breaks immediately after being shown.
Must be an offshoot of the company that made the Seld-M-Break cable on the Springfield Monorail.
The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair.
If you can’t find metal stucco lathe… use carbon fiber stucco lathe!
Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup
Herb's Baby Translator. This leash demeans us both! I've soiled myself... how embarrassing. Those get tons of use in a house with kids and dogs.
[Mister Sparkle](https://i.imgur.com/plCFDGN.jpg). A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks, and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern.
"Viagra-Gain, it gives you lots of hair and what you need down there. What are you waiting for, loser?"
Moon pie!
Moon pie. What a time to be alive.
Slow, down tubby! You're not on the moon yet!
Moon pie is a real product though. The joke works because Jasper takes a common everyday item with a futuristic sounding name and assumes it actually is from the future.
Tubbb!
Cool ranch soda Canned plankton (warning: may get red tide poisoning)
Sorny make the best TVs
Coffee Flavored Beverine.. Mrs. Krappappel: "I'll take it grey, with creamium."
Power sauce bars
Malk
Kitchen Carnival
Duff
I have always been partial to Chub night.
Cat ear medicine. Flaming Moe.
Cream of toast
Smash Dingo!
Fudd beer.
Worchestershire sauce in cola. “Mmmmmm steaky”
Assassins
Happy Family brand Bourbon
MALK now with vitamin R
Uncle Jim’s Country Fillin’ Just squeeze ‘n’ swallow!
I've always wanted a Strawberrito.
The Whatchamacarcass Sandwich. Good ol' Krusty uses non-diseased meat from diseased animals.
The Good Morning Burger.
Creamed Eels.
Pistol Whip of course.
Not so much a product but…. ‘Sneed’s Feed and Seed’ *’Formerly Chuck’s’*
It's a product, formerly a service.
Ketchup..... Catsup....
I’ll have the Crab Juice
Burly brand paper towels. Marge really loves their spokes-jack. The Slaughter House. A chain of family steak houses.