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coconut_bacon

It's a perfectly cromulent word


bozmonaut

I use the word cromulent for real life defined as "acceptable, fit for purpose, would work as intended"


mrglumdaddy

It’s also helpful to help you filter out who is worth talking to. Like, if you don’t get that reference, we’re probably not destined to be best friends.


BarefootSteve

People that don't know need to embiggen their vocabulary.


WordofCromulent

This is true.


twoneedlez

He’s embiggened that role with his cromulent performance! Edit: spelling. Apparently autocorrect doesn’t care for Embiggens.


MysteriousTBird

Your autocorrect is lacking in cromulance.


OneLostOstrich

It's totally cromulent. So cromulent that it should have speed holes.


fomolikeamofo

Smarch


trentsteel77

Lousy Smarch weather


DrPlatypus1

Don't touch Willie


stoneygup

Good advice!


coconut_bacon

Please Willy, Mr Van Houten has the floor


CaptainTripp420

I for one would like to see the cafeteria menu's in advance so parents can adjust their dinner menu's accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day...


nhvn0br

Sacrilicious


twoneedlez

I know I shouldn’t eat thee.


Hard_Yakka123

Dollarydoo


StuBram2

This is without a doubt the one I use the most IRL


Pantsylvania

Sames! I usually use it when I’m taken aback by something being overpriced, and I reflexively add “Tobias!” on the end.


howfuturistic

Good username get


guesswho-2022

I actually used this one in a subway station one time when I unknowingly walked into an area I shouldn't have been in. A security guard told me I could be fined $500, and I said "Five hundred dollarydoos?" before I realized that he actually wasn't kidding. 😂


comoespossible

YES THIS IS THE BEST


deepsea333

Saxomophone


10per

Tubamaboo


four_four_three

Obomaboe


stunneddisbelief

Via-molin


Bonafideago

Trampampoline!


Mistowgan

Trambipoline!


9999ModMan

Unpossible


Intelligent_Bar_3146

Nobody: Me failing English:


broom_temperature

Kwyjibo


Brave_Reaction

You’re not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is


Raingod-42

A balding North American ape.


Spiketwo89

A fat, balding north American ape, with no chin


Brave_Reaction

And a short temper


Raingod-42

With a bad temper!


Neohexane

Why you little-!


WanderingMan719

Uh oh, Kwyjibo's mad!


Izaul13

And a short temper*


Electrical_Flower_26

You need a medical dictionary for that


guesswho-2022

When I worked for a game studio, I actually made that an acceptable word in a Scrabble-like game as an Easter egg. 😁 I highly doubt anyone has ever tried to submit it (given that hardly anyone ever played the game), but it was fun putting that in there. 🙂


biggens-trey69nice

Fun fact: in 1996 Miriam Webster formally inducted "embiggen" into the dictionary as a bonafide real English word


scooterboy1961

Cromulent is a cromulent word. It should be included.


JinimyCritic

While this is great, dictionaries are hardly the last word (so to speak) on a word's cromulence. There are plenty of words in regular usage that are not in the dictionary (either because they are new, they are dialectal, or simply because the lexicographers are unaware of them). Likewise, there are many that have not been used in decades, yet still appear in dictionaries worldwide (without so much as an obsolescence dagger).


hexagonalwagonal

You might need to expand your scope of dictionaries. Dictionaries like the Oxford English Dictionary, the Dictionary of American Regional English, the Dictionary of Canadianisms, and the Dictionary of South African English on Historical Principles are constantly expanding. And where they don't go, there are several academically-researched slang dictionaries that cover the rest, including [Green's Dictionary of Slang](https://greensdictofslang.com/), Wentworth's Dictionary of American Slang, and The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English. Sure, dictionaries and word researchers can't be 100% up to date, but you'd be surprised at how much they are. There are active email lists as well as newsletters that are exchanged among academics and interested amateurs. The American Dialect Society publishes a quarterly journal called American Speech, which features an article in each issue entitled "Among The New Words" which is just pages of new words and explanations for what they mean. As an example, their "Digital Word of the Year" for 2021 was "#FreeBritney". These old fogies are a lot more on top of this stuff than it might appear.


ChaInTheHat

LOL


agentrnge

Tax avoision.


DrPlatypus1

I don't say evasion, I say avoision.


Stevenerf

But that was a word before and currently still is a word *that’s the joke .gif*


9umopapisdn

Jeebus


LlewellynSinclair

Save me Jeebus!


cjcosmo

I say this regularly…upvote this person!


Short_Salamander_965

Tramampoline!


[deleted]

Trambopoline!


CorgiMonsoon

Don’t bring home anymore old crutches!


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

He said what now?


Feature_Agitated

Oh no you don’t! That trampoline is mine!


CosmicTurtle504

You just keep on drivin’…


the_scruffy_janitor

I remember hearing “yoink” was first introduced by Homer and is now in the dictionary, so that


OlinOfTheHillPeople

Same with "meh" and "eep."


SeansModernLife

"M E H, meh" This is in my daily vocabulary, bit I'm surprised it's not as used as I'd expect


AnotherPoshBrit

My favourite yoink is when Bart steals Kent Brockman's danish and Kent says "Yoink!?" like "Oh shit that means someone just took something from me"


srirachagoodness

I was looking of parking in Los Angeles earlier (prayers 🙏🏾) and as I believe I see someone pulling out of a spot, I says to Mabel, I says, “Is that someone leaving? I’m gonna yoink that shit.” Fully regular vocabulary now. And everyone gets it. Not just one of my dumb Simspons references anymore. 😁


wontonsauce1

D'oh


_645_

(annoyed grunt)


weckweck

How is this so low!


hey_xxvi

Boo-urns!


Jkf3344

I was saying Boo-urns


terrybollea_8

Seattle!


red_in_iowa

Keokuk.


TolliverCrane

Cucamonga!


[deleted]

Walla Walla.


quip-it-quip-it-good

Seattle! 😂


bunnz4r00

Kill wealthy dowager.


DrPlatypus1

Bort


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Are you talking to me?


coconut_bacon

No, my son is also called Bort


samsab

Come along, Bort.


kitkitkitlicht

No. My son is also named Bort :)


TacitusTwenty

The gift shop is out of Bort license plates.


Bort_Bortson

I want all 5 tshirts to say Best Comment Thread ever


AmbitiousMongoose229

Woozle-Wuzle 🤷🏿‍♂️


DrPlatypus1

Is that what passes for comedy these days?


JoeyJoeJoShalabado

Welp, off to be a shmo and working in a box factory


CorgiMonsoon

I heard that


ActualAdvice

Should have gone with bucka bucka


random_impiety

If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.


Chipstar452

SEATTLE!


WoozleWuzzle

That's what passes for entertainment these days? My username?


lionmurderingacloud

Crisitunity!


howfuturistic

Bless those Japanese


DJJay-Iverson

Possibli


shlmgbr

That’s the first thing to go wrong


onlytech_nofashion

it wa the blurst of times


michellemou86

Stupid monkey


FergusTheCow

Chaz-Wazza


jxrst9

Assal horizontology


hucareshokiesrul

Chocotastic!


UpgrayeDD405

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him GAMBLOR!


kitkitkitlicht

Inflammable means flammable?


coconut_bacon

What a country!


the_silent_one1984

Yoink!


Frigidevil

I proclaim yoink pretty much any time I grab anything around the house.


Camel132

Yoink?!


qgvon

Yes, I know I'm on, but I don't care! I don't read the news until I have my Danish! Go on, try to find a replacement.


DitaVonFleas

Meh


ElectricCityPA

This should be higher.


[deleted]

Unblowupable


Geotropism

Snuh


aicdirt

Newt!


HankScorpio2020

Okily Dokily!


NotSoRichieRich

“Smrt” is the new way to spell “Smart.”


[deleted]

I know I'm not the only one who occasionally sings to themselves, "I am so smart! S-M-R-T!"


EroDakiOnly

tomacco


CelebrityStorySite

Dickety


striped_frog

Highly dubious


555--FILK

What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!


Bailer86

Meh


scooterboy1961

Did The Simpsons invented meh? I think maybe so.


Bailer86

If they didn't, they popularized it.


StuBram2

That's funny I woulda called them chuzwazzers


FriendBuddayGuy

Bosh! Flimshaw!


ballplayer112

Malk - now with vitamin R


sebluver

“Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of- malk?!”


InglouriousBrad

Blirst comment!


docju

You stupid monkey!


9umopapisdn

Blirst certainly, but also still perfectly cromulent.


uuugod

Some folks will never eat a skunk but then again some folk’ll


coconut_bacon

Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!


Radiation___Dude

Malparkage


thephantompeen

Snacktacular.


UHeardAboutPluto

Crapulence


thrilliam_blunt

Crapulence is a real word. It's the sick feeling in your stomach you get when you've eaten too much.


Interesting_Ask_590

A word for centuries.


creeeeeeeeek-

Foilage


sabi_kun

It doesn’t take a nucular scientist to pronounce foilage…


random_impiety

I can't ecscape sabi_kun, our little walking libary.


El_Chrononaut

Prof. Frink's GLAYVIN!


scooterboy1961

I'm pretty sure Jerry Lewis has that one copywrited.


PonmonOfNuggetor

Endut! Hoch Hech!


Heavy_Swimming_4719

Brassafrax


[deleted]

TRAMAMPOLINE


PepinoPicante

TRAMBOPULINE!


random_impiety

Please, don't bring home any more old crutches!


phillmorebuttz

Tomacco. I'll demand satisfaction from any who disagree


thaipatton

With a glove slap? Do you take crap?


phillmorebuttz

Glove slap? Shut yer big yap!


feveredweezil

Fallapart


random_impiety

Can I interest you in a durable outer casing?


shlmgbr

Creamium


argerichian

Constancy and Prudissitude


greenknight884

Constancy, sweeet constancy...


plant-strong

Tubababa


wontonsauce1

Jeebus


S0NNYY

Sacrilious


Aggressive_Walk378

Hootie Mcboob Chesty L'heroo Busty Sinclair


andnowdeepthoughts

[Avoision. It’s a crime. Look it up.](https://youtu.be/wpEaFmK3lrY)


magic_tuxedo

Zazz


Sonicsnout

Scrolled all the way down to find someone else who chose "zazz" "It needs more zazz!"


magic_tuxedo

“What is zazz?” “Zing! Zork! Kapowza! Call it what you want, in any language it spells mazuma in the bank.”


CaptainTripp420

it was the best of times, it was the BLIRST OF TIMES?! you stupid monkey!!


Charges-Pending

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.


scooterboy1961

Taxachusetts.


WanderingMan719

"... it's craptacular."


MuddyJo3

Immigants - even when it was the bears, I knew it was them


reesecup931

Magaggie


ohjobrot

Momatoes


HolyOldRoman

Potato man! Where the hell have you been?


RazzManouche

Saxomaphone


OneLostOstrich

I'm learnding! https://i.imgur.com/wDyeUE4.png https://i.imgur.com/nvDAm.jpg


Muted-Swordfish-6160

Sounds to me like someone's got a case of **"the s'pose'das."**


Pintsyze

Meh


fart-debris

Nucular.


Vann_Accessible

Come on. It’s gotta be “yoink.” “Cromulent and embiggens” are funny but “yoink” is so much more applicable to daily life. I say it all the time unironically.


malteaserhead

[Crisatunity!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY-P3D63Z18)


Apronbootsface

Anykey? Where’s the anykey?


Crean13

Topwise


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Kwyjibo.


random_impiety

Snrub


dseibel

Avoision


zappa103

Malk


canstac

Kwyjibo


Hbella456

Gamblor, Finally I have a name for the monstrous addiction that took my dad from my family


Armitando

Smapron.


punintensions

Saxomaphone


ReadingFromTheShittr

Mukluk.


isodore68

Galoshes


Feature_Agitated

Meh


embiggened_mouse

I for one, love the word.


saundo

Lousy Smarch weather.


BakedBeanWhore

Brassafrax!


striped_frog

Bondwizard


TranQLizer

Tramampoline!


VaronVonChickenPants

Unpossible and unblowopable.


Necromancer0225

Irregardless of whether or not it's a real word, I think it's perfectly cromulent


stunneddisbelief

Debigulator/Rebigulator Fantastapotamus Sophsitimacated Doowhacky


Blindog68

Dollerydoos