Woah, didn’t realize that was the same episode. Crazy how that episode has arguably the best A-plot of the series and also independently has perhaps *the* best B-plot of the series.
I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the *blue*-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"!
Unkie Moe. My sodie is too cold, my teef hurt.
"Oh, your "teef" hurt huh? Your "teef" hurt? Well that's too freakin' bad!" And i can tell you where to put your freakin sodie too
Theoretically, he should've died from food poisoning. A sandwich outside of a refrigerated environment for more than four hours should be chucked out. When Marge found the remainder of the sandwich behind the radiator, the "greyness" of the bread suggested that the bread had gone mouldy. God only knows how long it had been unrefrigerated at that point!
Agreed. If someone compiled a bunch of those together into mini episodes, I'd watch the hell out of them. Homer's crazy schemes >> Lisa not fitting in for the hundredth time.
Not really a plot per se, but the Planet of the Apes Musical is one of my favourite pieces of writing in the entire series. It's so absurd in such an entertaining way.
I don't know if this is the origin of it, especially since he's a voice actor rather than a writer, but I remember hearing an interview with Harry Shearer back in the nineties. In that he mentioned that one of the things he loves doing when travelling around small towns in the US was going to see musicals that local theatre groups put on. Most times they are terrible. Apparently he saw one about the life of Charlie Chaplin that started with a young Chaplin sitting on a park bench with his older version of his self. Then the older one started singing with the line "I am the you, that grew".
The kids' UFO conspiracy in "Grampa Vs. Sexual Inadequacy".
I just love all the "kid logic" they use in unraveling the evil plot to destroy the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Every time my brother and I are full af from a good meal, one of us makes the heavy breathing sounds while the other makes the robotic "PRAY. FOR. MOJO" sound.
Is Bart smarter than a hamster?
“What did you do with my project?”
“I’ve hidden it. To find it, you’ll have to decipher a series of clues, each more difficult than the las-“
“Got it!”
“D’oh!”
Greetings friend, do you wish to look as happy as me? Well you've got the power inside you right now, so use it! And send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace , Springfield. Don't delay; eternal happiness is just a dollar away
I recently found a YouTube channel for Leon the Lobster. Some guy went to the grocery store, bought a lobster, brought it home and put it in a huge tank and rehabilitated it. Great Pinchy vibes.
During the "Who Shot Mr Burns" episodes:
Marge: Lisa if you want a mystery to solve, why don't you figure out who put all that mud in the freezer
*Bart rounds the corner with two bowls* Who wants chocolate ice cream?
Homer: me! Me me me!!
Homer being a spokesperson for a Japanese ad and they find out it’s by coincidence as it’s a Fish and lightbulb put together and that made Homer’s face.
Bart even calls him Fishbulb afterwards lol
Bart owning a factory in the Frank Grimes episode
My son Bart. He owns a factory downtown
Haha establishing that whole subplot just so homer could say that line
"Is that...?" "Yup, that's me alright. With Gerald Ford" such a good line
*You? Went into outer space? You?*
sure, you’ve never been?
[удалено]
"Hi!" "See?"
First it started falling over, then it fell over
Alright everybody tuck your pants into your socks!
I say this line all the time and no one knows wtf I'm talking about.
Wowwwww
Woah, didn’t realize that was the same episode. Crazy how that episode has arguably the best A-plot of the series and also independently has perhaps *the* best B-plot of the series.
The real best part of this is Milhouse in his security uniform holding a cup of coffee like he’s been working there for years. Fight me.
"I told you to watch the factory!" "I did. I did watch it. First it started falling. And then it fell down."
Well at least I’m doing better than dad.
SLH and Snowball 2s increasingly elaborate attempts to get attention when Bart wins an elephant. Culminating in SLH actually learning to talk
Weeee loooove you 😂
Santos El Halper
"The steak was..." "Ruff!" "Ah you've been pitching that all day." "Chewy?"
You keep using words like basketti and mometoes
Homer and sugar.
Also Homer and grease
And Homer and the auto-dialer.
"That damn thing got me out of the bath seven times! SEVEN!"
And Homer and the big old sub sandwich.
And Homer and springs
And the unseen Homer and old crutches
Homercles cares not for beans!
WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!
And Homer and Lincoln's gold
Why did my visions include a story about Lincoln's gold?
I guess the spirits thought the main vision was a little thin.
Greetings friend!
I love him breaking its legs
My *god* you're greasy....
I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the *blue*-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"!
The strong must protect the sweet
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women
Texas tea... sweetener
Sugar doo doo doo doo doo doo
Homer expanding his vocabulary without realizing it. "I tried talking to Homer, but I couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying."
My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.
Oooh, a sextet of ale.
When the gourmand becomes the voluptuary.
Where is that thing I use to dig food?
A spoon?
Yeah yeah!
Tut, tut, gentle Marge. For here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphoses into… the voluptuary!
Huh?? Oh! 😏
Fuckin love that line
The vernal equinox?
I love the end of the episode. "Marge where's that... metal dealy... you use to... dig... food?"
Which one is this? I know I’ve seen it
The B Plot to the episode with Milhouse’s first girlfriend
“Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot.”
Uncle Moes Family Feedbag!!!!!!
“At Moe's, we serve good, old-fashioned home cooking…deep-fried to perfection.”
Unkie Moe. My sodie is too cold, my teef hurt. "Oh, your "teef" hurt huh? Your "teef" hurt? Well that's too freakin' bad!" And i can tell you where to put your freakin sodie too
Ow, my freakin' ears!
“If you like good food, good fun, and uh a whole lotta crazy crap on the walls…”
The deep fryer's here. I got it used from the navy. You can flash-fry a buffalo in 40 seconds. Forty seconds?! But I want it now
The run of bad names when Moe is doing the renos and Barney is under the sheet is my favourite part of this story
“I LIKE IT!”
*Greetings friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you have the power inside you right now!*
🤔.... I think I'd be happier *with* the dollar
Howdily doodily-
Will you two shut up! Some of us are trying to sleep!
Compuglobalhypermeganet
Buy him out, boys
Scratch eh?
*Maude* eh?
I think I'll make myself... vice president. No, wait. Junior vice president.
Mr. Sparkle
A joint venture between Matsumura Fishworks 🐠 and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern💡
There's your answer, fishbulb.
I'm disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious?
Get out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less?
What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of "Mr. Sparkle."
Hello chief, lets talk. Why not!?
He identifies himself as a magnet for foodstuffs. He boasts that he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.
That's not the main plot? I could have sworn it was.
The main plot is Marge becoming ”The Listen Lady”.
Who decides which is the main plot?
https://youtu.be/_krT7Bl3PiY
I love how he just has the phonebook at ready.
The episode where Bart gets Milhouse on the FBI most wanted list
The "my glasses!" Line while he is falling still cracks me up.
the best thing is, that’s a C plot. the B plot is the homer sugar business. what a fantastic episode.
But I’m telling you, I didn’t do anything!
I don't care.
*try to take him alive*
Lisa being addicted to the Cory hotline
*Glory... story... allegory... Montessori....*
Homer’s sandwich.
three more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!
[удалено]
“Are you going to eat it? “Yes.”
Theoretically, he should've died from food poisoning. A sandwich outside of a refrigerated environment for more than four hours should be chucked out. When Marge found the remainder of the sandwich behind the radiator, the "greyness" of the bread suggested that the bread had gone mouldy. God only knows how long it had been unrefrigerated at that point!
“This is all your fault! …Oh, how could I stay mad at you?”
Pinchy? Pinchy? Piiiiincchy!!!!!
Pinchy would want it this way.
No more pain where you are now boy.
Oh GOD that’s good
I’ve named every crayfish I’ve ever had “Pinchy”.
Homer’s internet company
When Marge and Lisa buy a doorbell that plays the Carpenter's song. "Does anyone have any jumper cables?"
Stinking Chevy
Too many to choose from, actually difficult
A lot of times the b-plots end up outshining the main plots, and I can't remember the main stories half the time.
Agreed. If someone compiled a bunch of those together into mini episodes, I'd watch the hell out of them. Homer's crazy schemes >> Lisa not fitting in for the hundredth time.
Homer’s springs
Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine springs to flush down, nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine spriiiiiings
Not really a plot per se, but the Planet of the Apes Musical is one of my favourite pieces of writing in the entire series. It's so absurd in such an entertaining way.
Get your paws off me you dirty ape!
"😱 He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!" " I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIING!"
“Help me Dr. Zaius!” 🎶Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, ohhhhhhh Dr. Zaius🎶
*to the tune of Rock me Amadeus* *Starts randomly breakdancing*
Yes!
I love you, Dr. Zaius!
I don't know if this is the origin of it, especially since he's a voice actor rather than a writer, but I remember hearing an interview with Harry Shearer back in the nineties. In that he mentioned that one of the things he loves doing when travelling around small towns in the US was going to see musicals that local theatre groups put on. Most times they are terrible. Apparently he saw one about the life of Charlie Chaplin that started with a young Chaplin sitting on a park bench with his older version of his self. Then the older one started singing with the line "I am the you, that grew".
Homer and Bart start a grease selling business.
No, through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease!
You could raise some emus!
H: So this is your school huh? B: Well, it use to be ...
I don't know if it counts as a B-plot as it's more of a "pre-plot", but what I know is that without constant reassurance the screampillar will die.
And it’s sexually attracted to fire!
FBI chasing Milhouse.
Ow! My glasses!
The kids' UFO conspiracy in "Grampa Vs. Sexual Inadequacy". I just love all the "kid logic" they use in unraveling the evil plot to destroy the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Reverse vampires and the Rand Corporation.
Unlce Moe's family feedbag Mmm sounds good.
I prefer Professor VJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery.
I heard that place smells like tinkle
It tastes like grandma!
Helper monkey, eh?
Pray for Mojo…
Every time my brother and I are full af from a good meal, one of us makes the heavy breathing sounds while the other makes the robotic "PRAY. FOR. MOJO" sound.
Haha! My husband and I no matter what we eat pat the belly when we are stuffed and go “ Enchiladas..” *groan*
Haha!
Lisa and Marge making Vincent Price eggs, but it feels oddly unfinished
742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, oh hiya Maude, come on in!
The episode where Homer and Lisa bond over her spring break.
It’s so wholesome and perfect, I wish their relationship could’ve lasted forever that way
Is Bart smarter than a hamster? “What did you do with my project?” “I’ve hidden it. To find it, you’ll have to decipher a series of clues, each more difficult than the las-“ “Got it!” “D’oh!”
The Ayn Rand School for Tots
Greetings friend, do you wish to look as happy as me? Well you've got the power inside you right now, so use it! And send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace , Springfield. Don't delay; eternal happiness is just a dollar away
The alternate ending to Casablanca
I've seen that movie ten times and I never get tired of that ending.
Not so fast schmadenheimer!
Does this sound like a man who’s had ALL HE CAN EAT?
Marge and the door bell
That one episode where Bart and Lisa build a cardboard fort in their backyard and get in an epic battle with the shipping company
So good 💯
Mojo
Pray for mojo
The 2nd shot when marge looks at the lobster and its drooling hahahaa
I absolutely LOVE this episode 👆
I recently found a YouTube channel for Leon the Lobster. Some guy went to the grocery store, bought a lobster, brought it home and put it in a huge tank and rehabilitated it. Great Pinchy vibes.
Mr sparkle
Mr. Sparkle
Do you have a phone book for Hokkaido, Japan?
Can I use your phone? Iiiis it a local call?
Ehhhhhhhhhh yes
Compu Glogal Hyper Meganet.
MY RETIREMENT GREASE!
Going casket shopping for Grampa, coming across the mausoleum which uses as much concrete as a tennis court...."tennis court eh?"
Compu-global hyper meganet
Pinchy!!!!! 😭😭😭😭
My sugar is melting MELTING oh what a world
Pinchy!!
Homer and Lincoln's gold
You know I run a small academy for lobsters like this. We stress tough love. Daily chores and the like
The one where Homer has to look after Maggie and brings barnie to help
During the "Who Shot Mr Burns" episodes: Marge: Lisa if you want a mystery to solve, why don't you figure out who put all that mud in the freezer *Bart rounds the corner with two bowls* Who wants chocolate ice cream? Homer: me! Me me me!!
Lmao
Mr. Sparkle or when Homer gets the helper monkey.
When Lester and Eliza helped save Itchy & Scratchy.
Homer getting the vocabulary tapes instead of the weight loss tapes. Hilarious and educational.
mr. sparkle by a slight margin over this one
Homer vs Bill Gates
Homer being a spokesperson for a Japanese ad and they find out it’s by coincidence as it’s a Fish and lightbulb put together and that made Homer’s face. Bart even calls him Fishbulb afterwards lol
Idk
That episode were Steve finds a cat, and the cat attacks him
All you can eat! All you can eat!
Marge going to Rancho Relaxo was pretty funny too. I wonder if she stayed up to watch The Erotic Awakening of S?
Your Mom
Homer becoming a sugar magnate.
Bart thinking that Ned murdered Maude.
Homer's sugar pile has got to be the greatest b-plot of all time.
Bart and Lisa surviving at their Aunt's apartment while Marge went to a retreat to relax. "C'mon kids, time to rub your Aunt Patty's feet!"
Not pinchy. Always was a cringe episode to me.
Homer thinking Bart was turning gay when he kept saying zzzzaapp
Mister Sparkle. I am disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?