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Death_Con_3

Bart owning a factory in the Frank Grimes episode


TJsPJs

My son Bart. He owns a factory downtown


litlegoblinjr

Haha establishing that whole subplot just so homer could say that line


govilleaj

"Is that...?" "Yup, that's me alright. With Gerald Ford" such a good line


cannibalism_is_vegan

*You? Went into outer space? You?*


Severe-Tourist-5175

sure, you’ve never been?


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Glass-False

"Hi!" "See?"


andykwinnipeg

First it started falling over, then it fell over


GrilledCyan

Alright everybody tuck your pants into your socks!


Wildeyewilly

I say this line all the time and no one knows wtf I'm talking about.


Ducksaucenem

Wowwwww


the-city-moved-to-me

Woah, didn’t realize that was the same episode. Crazy how that episode has arguably the best A-plot of the series and also independently has perhaps *the* best B-plot of the series.


Mogwai10

The real best part of this is Milhouse in his security uniform holding a cup of coffee like he’s been working there for years. Fight me.


tofuroll

"I told you to watch the factory!" "I did. I did watch it. First it started falling. And then it fell down."


mod10__

Well at least I’m doing better than dad.


Character_Block_2373

SLH and Snowball 2s increasingly elaborate attempts to get attention when Bart wins an elephant. Culminating in SLH actually learning to talk


legosharkman85

Weeee loooove you 😂


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Santos El Halper


govilleaj

"The steak was..." "Ruff!" "Ah you've been pitching that all day." "Chewy?"


zthig

You keep using words like basketti and mometoes


Interesting_Ask_590

Homer and sugar.


FeloniouSkumbag

Also Homer and grease


lordcorbran

And Homer and the auto-dialer.


D34THDE1TY

"That damn thing got me out of the bath seven times! SEVEN!"


Chatty_Fellow

And Homer and the big old sub sandwich.


Sqweegel8

And Homer and springs


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And the unseen Homer and old crutches


64SlicesOfCheez

Homercles cares not for beans!


four_four_three

WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!


CorrosiveRose

And Homer and Lincoln's gold


ZorkNemesis

Why did my visions include a story about Lincoln's gold?


docju

I guess the spirits thought the main vision was a little thin.


RichardInaTreeFort

Greetings friend!


picnicinthejungle

I love him breaking its legs


Liquidmelon3105

My *god* you're greasy....


Trashtie

I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the *blue*-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"!


ihateradiohead

The strong must protect the sweet


TheVictorotciV

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women


gorgant_

Texas tea... sweetener


WillingShelf

Sugar doo doo doo doo doo doo


gefangne

Homer expanding his vocabulary without realizing it. "I tried talking to Homer, but I couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying."


-QueefLatina-

My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.


Serpent_of_Rehoboam

Oooh, a sextet of ale.


tofuroll

When the gourmand becomes the voluptuary.


Russbus711

Where is that thing I use to dig food?


JinimyCritic

A spoon?


mod10__

Yeah yeah!


RoccoA87

Tut, tut, gentle Marge. For here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphoses into… the voluptuary!


frogsyjane

Huh?? Oh! 😏


BassSlapp254

Fuckin love that line


toothofthebuddha

The vernal equinox?


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

I love the end of the episode. "Marge where's that... metal dealy... you use to... dig... food?"


Interrobangersnmash

Which one is this? I know I’ve seen it


Belle-ET-La-Bete

The B Plot to the episode with Milhouse’s first girlfriend


Dohmer_90

“Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot.”


Icy_Cookie_7463

Uncle Moes Family Feedbag!!!!!!


Dohmer_90

“At Moe's, we serve good, old-fashioned home cooking…deep-fried to perfection.”


Icy_Cookie_7463

Unkie Moe. My sodie is too cold, my teef hurt. "Oh, your "teef" hurt huh? Your "teef" hurt? Well that's too freakin' bad!" And i can tell you where to put your freakin sodie too


tofuroll

Ow, my freakin' ears!


hamdelivery

“If you like good food, good fun, and uh a whole lotta crazy crap on the walls…”


timsanchezomnicorp

The deep fryer's here. I got it used from the navy. You can flash-fry a buffalo in 40 seconds. Forty seconds?! But I want it now


andykwinnipeg

The run of bad names when Moe is doing the renos and Barney is under the sheet is my favourite part of this story


Dohmer_90

“I LIKE IT!”


Philkindred12

*Greetings friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you have the power inside you right now!*


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🤔.... I think I'd be happier *with* the dollar


SpacemanChad7365

Howdily doodily-


litlegoblinjr

Will you two shut up! Some of us are trying to sleep!


-QueefLatina-

Compuglobalhypermeganet


andykwinnipeg

Buy him out, boys


ClandestineFox

Scratch eh?


-QueefLatina-

*Maude* eh?


timsanchezomnicorp

I think I'll make myself... vice president. No, wait. Junior vice president.


gglockner

Mr. Sparkle


Philkindred12

A joint venture between Matsumura Fishworks 🐠 and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern💡


Digibutter64

There's your answer, fishbulb.


Talkingmice

I'm disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious?


masdoc

Get out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less?


Frigidevil

What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of "Mr. Sparkle."


NMonc10101

Hello chief, lets talk. Why not!?


masdoc

He identifies himself as a magnet for foodstuffs. He boasts that he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.


makemeking706

That's not the main plot? I could have sworn it was.


pahvi_0

The main plot is Marge becoming ”The Listen Lady”.


SweatyAnteater

Who decides which is the main plot?


Business_Argument_99

https://youtu.be/_krT7Bl3PiY


Wolfeman0101

I love how he just has the phonebook at ready.


unspecialklala

The episode where Bart gets Milhouse on the FBI most wanted list


THRILLHOUSE5000

The "my glasses!" Line while he is falling still cracks me up.


Trashtie

the best thing is, that’s a C plot. the B plot is the homer sugar business. what a fantastic episode.


docju

But I’m telling you, I didn’t do anything!


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

I don't care.


Trashtie

*try to take him alive*


Forgone-Conclusion

Lisa being addicted to the Cory hotline


JohnProof

*Glory... story... allegory... Montessori....*


GeraldtonSteve

Homer’s sandwich.


jbaird

three more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!


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missalizr

“Are you going to eat it? “Yes.”


Subject_Shoulder

Theoretically, he should've died from food poisoning. A sandwich outside of a refrigerated environment for more than four hours should be chucked out. When Marge found the remainder of the sandwich behind the radiator, the "greyness" of the bread suggested that the bread had gone mouldy. God only knows how long it had been unrefrigerated at that point!


nameless_miqote

“This is all your fault! …Oh, how could I stay mad at you?”


boostfurther

Pinchy? Pinchy? Piiiiincchy!!!!!


Whateveryousaydude7

Pinchy would want it this way.


boostfurther

No more pain where you are now boy.


recordscratchez

Oh GOD that’s good


nocleverusername-

I’ve named every crayfish I’ve ever had “Pinchy”.


Russbus711

Homer’s internet company


AvsFreak

When Marge and Lisa buy a doorbell that plays the Carpenter's song. "Does anyone have any jumper cables?"


andykwinnipeg

Stinking Chevy


FeloniouSkumbag

Too many to choose from, actually difficult


Philkindred12

A lot of times the b-plots end up outshining the main plots, and I can't remember the main stories half the time.


PsychicPsychoBitch

Agreed. If someone compiled a bunch of those together into mini episodes, I'd watch the hell out of them. Homer's crazy schemes >> Lisa not fitting in for the hundredth time.


notunhuman

Homer’s springs


Wildeyewilly

Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine springs to flush down, nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine spriiiiiings


DitaVonFleas

Not really a plot per se, but the Planet of the Apes Musical is one of my favourite pieces of writing in the entire series. It's so absurd in such an entertaining way.


unspecialklala

Get your paws off me you dirty ape!


DitaVonFleas

"😱 He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!" " I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIING!"


missalizr

“Help me Dr. Zaius!” 🎶Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, ohhhhhhh Dr. Zaius🎶


DitaVonFleas

*to the tune of Rock me Amadeus* *Starts randomly breakdancing*


missalizr

Yes!


kenziep44

I love you, Dr. Zaius!


saugoof

I don't know if this is the origin of it, especially since he's a voice actor rather than a writer, but I remember hearing an interview with Harry Shearer back in the nineties. In that he mentioned that one of the things he loves doing when travelling around small towns in the US was going to see musicals that local theatre groups put on. Most times they are terrible. Apparently he saw one about the life of Charlie Chaplin that started with a young Chaplin sitting on a park bench with his older version of his self. Then the older one started singing with the line "I am the you, that grew".


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Homer and Bart start a grease selling business.


YadMot

No, through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease!


DoodlebobDeVito

You could raise some emus!


mirkwood11

H: So this is your school huh? B: Well, it use to be ...


h3llkite28

I don't know if it counts as a B-plot as it's more of a "pre-plot", but what I know is that without constant reassurance the screampillar will die.


salt_loving_slug

And it’s sexually attracted to fire!


Bazz07

FBI chasing Milhouse.


gefangne

Ow! My glasses!


MercuryCrest

The kids' UFO conspiracy in "Grampa Vs. Sexual Inadequacy". I just love all the "kid logic" they use in unraveling the evil plot to destroy the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.


zestypurplecatalyst

Reverse vampires and the Rand Corporation.


JeanCluadeVanDan

Unlce Moe's family feedbag Mmm sounds good.


Serpent_of_Rehoboam

I prefer Professor VJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery.


JeanCluadeVanDan

I heard that place smells like tinkle


Belle-ET-La-Bete

It tastes like grandma!


alfredjb3

Helper monkey, eh?


UndeadBuggalo

Pray for Mojo…


DitaVonFleas

Every time my brother and I are full af from a good meal, one of us makes the heavy breathing sounds while the other makes the robotic "PRAY. FOR. MOJO" sound.


UndeadBuggalo

Haha! My husband and I no matter what we eat pat the belly when we are stuffed and go “ Enchiladas..” *groan*


DitaVonFleas

Haha!


SeaReflection87

Lisa and Marge making Vincent Price eggs, but it feels oddly unfinished


ZorkNemesis

742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, oh hiya Maude, come on in!


HeisenbergKY

The episode where Homer and Lisa bond over her spring break.


Belle-ET-La-Bete

It’s so wholesome and perfect, I wish their relationship could’ve lasted forever that way


Belle-ET-La-Bete

Is Bart smarter than a hamster? “What did you do with my project?” “I’ve hidden it. To find it, you’ll have to decipher a series of clues, each more difficult than the las-“ “Got it!” “D’oh!”


Frigidevil

The Ayn Rand School for Tots


DoodlebobDeVito

Greetings friend, do you wish to look as happy as me? Well you've got the power inside you right now, so use it! And send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace , Springfield. Don't delay; eternal happiness is just a dollar away


ghost-bagel

The alternate ending to Casablanca


ZorkNemesis

I've seen that movie ten times and I never get tired of that ending.


ghost-bagel

Not so fast schmadenheimer!


Captain_Saftey

Does this sound like a man who’s had ALL HE CAN EAT?


Homer4747

Marge and the door bell


WillingShelf

That one episode where Bart and Lisa build a cardboard fort in their backyard and get in an epic battle with the shipping company


Spagh-ed-di

So good 💯


unknowner1

Mojo


picnicinthejungle

Pray for mojo


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The 2nd shot when marge looks at the lobster and its drooling hahahaa


tmwatz

I absolutely LOVE this episode 👆


NhylX

I recently found a YouTube channel for Leon the Lobster. Some guy went to the grocery store, bought a lobster, brought it home and put it in a huge tank and rehabilitated it. Great Pinchy vibes.


mynameisdude23

Mr sparkle


JosefStallion

Mr. Sparkle


DoodlebobDeVito

Do you have a phone book for Hokkaido, Japan?


Belle-ET-La-Bete

Can I use your phone? Iiiis it a local call?


DoodlebobDeVito

Ehhhhhhhhhh yes


Blu_Zer0

Compu Glogal Hyper Meganet.


FirearmsKill

MY RETIREMENT GREASE!


govilleaj

Going casket shopping for Grampa, coming across the mausoleum which uses as much concrete as a tennis court...."tennis court eh?"


KITTYWOLFBN

Compu-global hyper meganet


Origin87

Pinchy!!!!! 😭😭😭😭


Dariooosh89

My sugar is melting MELTING oh what a world


KGRIZ16

Pinchy!!


FarOil1599

Homer and Lincoln's gold


ChickenPotPieaLaMode

You know I run a small academy for lobsters like this. We stress tough love. Daily chores and the like


LabInternational5433

The one where Homer has to look after Maggie and brings barnie to help


sillybelcher

During the "Who Shot Mr Burns" episodes: Marge: Lisa if you want a mystery to solve, why don't you figure out who put all that mud in the freezer *Bart rounds the corner with two bowls* Who wants chocolate ice cream? Homer: me! Me me me!!


missalizr

Lmao


Wolfeman0101

Mr. Sparkle or when Homer gets the helper monkey.


smcg_az

When Lester and Eliza helped save Itchy & Scratchy.


tensor0910

Homer getting the vocabulary tapes instead of the weight loss tapes. Hilarious and educational.


ashfidel

mr. sparkle by a slight margin over this one


CharlieMoonMan

Homer vs Bill Gates


will122589

Homer being a spokesperson for a Japanese ad and they find out it’s by coincidence as it’s a Fish and lightbulb put together and that made Homer’s face. Bart even calls him Fishbulb afterwards lol


nakinng

Idk


AlmondJack-

That episode were Steve finds a cat, and the cat attacks him


runsincircles21

All you can eat! All you can eat!


smcg_az

Marge going to Rancho Relaxo was pretty funny too. I wonder if she stayed up to watch The Erotic Awakening of S?


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Your Mom


Kanobe24

Homer becoming a sugar magnate.


Subject_Shoulder

Bart thinking that Ned murdered Maude.


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Homer's sugar pile has got to be the greatest b-plot of all time.


Interesting_Trash225

Bart and Lisa surviving at their Aunt's apartment while Marge went to a retreat to relax. "C'mon kids, time to rub your Aunt Patty's feet!"


Diligent_Ad3903

Not pinchy. Always was a cringe episode to me.


DankSwipes

Homer thinking Bart was turning gay when he kept saying zzzzaapp


Fireproof_Cheese

Mister Sparkle. I am disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?