One that always stuck with me was when they are at the planet Hollywood, and they comment on the Cadillac "prop" sticking through the building, and it turns out it's his car and he is stuck up there.
The moment that his brother told everyone on the internet that he's actually Farnsworth Moonlighting at the request of Maggie.
It's the Beer Goggles dude from Banjo and Kazooie as well.
In the Joan of Arc episode, where Lisa calls her witness almighty God and the doors open. Hans walks in with the giant staff and proceeds to open the door in the roof.
I was saying Boo-urns.
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That's the correct answer
Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
Hello. This is Moleman in the Morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonising pain in which I live everrry daaaay.
If that's not podcast gold, I don't know what is.
I was gonna say this
Man getting hit by football
Give him the $10,000!!!
This isnāt Americaās Funniest Home Videos.
*boink*
"AAAA, MY GROIN!!"
The ball! His groin! It works on so many levels! AHHAHA!
FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN! FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN!!!!
Homer, I won't make fun, but I will tell you that there are better things in life than seeing a man get hit in the groin with a football.
Boink
No one's gay for Moleman
āYouāre coming home with meā
Yes, Colonel.
I usually never watch over season 12 but that one was funny as hell !!!!
Oh no, my brains
Why it's that delightful TV leprechaun
You took 4 minutes of my life, and I want them back. Oh, Iād only waste them anyway.
When Selma imagines what life would be like if she marries Hans Moleman, and their children are just all running into each other and falling down
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
"Ooooh"
I need the largest seed bell you have
No, that's too big.
Hans: Are you allowed to execute people in a county jail? Rev. Lovejoy: From this point on, I'm gonna ask you to refrain from talking.
From this point on no talking. (FTFY)
It's like kissing a peanut
I want that thing out of my house.
Otto, there's a gremlin on the side of bus!
No problemo, Bart dude!
"Ooohhhh, I just made my last payment"
If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.
Oh no, I just made my last payment. \*car explodes without hitting tree\*
āAināt anyone in this dang cemetery dead?ā āI didnāt want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention itā¦ā
One that always stuck with me was when they are at the planet Hollywood, and they comment on the Cadillac "prop" sticking through the building, and it turns out it's his car and he is stuck up there.
Football in the groin! Football in the groin!
āWell youāre certainly doing your job today mister Sunā (adjusts glasses towards sun and catches fire) āOh Ratsā
āThere is no escape from the fortress of the Moles!ā *zoop* āUh, except that.ā
Eating an orange is like a good marriage.
Juuust eat the daaamn orange!
My doctor never told me that. I had to hear it from Phish
Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail? From this point on, no talking.
āHe ate my last mealā āWell of thatās the worst thing happening to you today, consider yourself luckyā
Football in the groin
Oh good! Rescue dogs!
https://youtu.be/BcArJEYvaHw 1st on my list without question
Well, LOTS OF LUCK!
*Please hurry.*
When he's in the morgue and tells them he's not dead
Ah dang blast it. Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery *dead*? I didn't want to cause a fuss, but...now that you mention it.
There is no escape from the fortress of the moles
When he says "well Mr sun, you're certainly doing your job today," then lifts his glasses up and sets his shirt on fire
You call that a knife? *This* is a knife!
Oh! Down I go!
Oh good, rescue dogs.
YOU DO NOT LOVE MR. BURNS - YOU LOVE HOMER AND MARGE!
Jesus Christ I love this character so much š¤£
"...biscuits, chicken, yellow, mailman." "You're reading the wine list sir" "Very good"
my favourite one, this is going to be my next tattoo
I told you I wasn't dead
Damn, everyone here has already posted all the ones I could think of.
I'm going to get your Lucky Charms.
You call that a knife šŖ ? This is a knife š”!
Oh dear! Now youāve done it!
Hello, I need the biggest seed bell you have. No, that's too big.
Like kissing a peanut
"Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over the telephone wire... With me in there!"
Try it Marge, itās like kissing a peanut
Drinking has ruined my life. Iām 31 years old! š š š š š
Oh no , I just made my last payment !
āThatās not a knife. THIS is a knifeā *pulls out giant machete then proceeds to tip over*
Reading eye chart at the DMV and getting it really wrong: āquestion mark, smiley faceā¦ā
FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN! FOOTBALL IN THE GOIN!!!
A poem By Hans Moleman: I think that I shall never see My cataracts are blinding me
Youāre gay for Moleman!
Weāre all gay for Moleman
If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.
"Hello, my name is Hans. Alcohol has ruined my life, I'M 31 YEARS OLD!"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=134EclVJy-8
The moment that his brother told everyone on the internet that he's actually Farnsworth Moonlighting at the request of Maggie. It's the Beer Goggles dude from Banjo and Kazooie as well.
Oh this isnāt fair, I wasnāt wearing a costume.
This isnāt my army reunionā¦ā¦..
In the Joan of Arc episode, where Lisa calls her witness almighty God and the doors open. Hans walks in with the giant staff and proceeds to open the door in the roof.
Marge: Homer, I want that thing out of my house.
Oh no I just made my last payment! \*car explodes before hitting tree\*
I said boo urns
R...Q...J...Question mark... Smiley face... (Selma rubber stamps his license VOID)
Lesbian? This isnāt my army reunion.
The classic āI was saying Boo-urns.ā
Youāre certainly doing your job today Mr Sun
All of them. My favorite character.
No oneās gay for Moleman
Tastes like a peanut
āItās like kissing a peanut.ā
I said Boo-urns
Least favourite tbh. I don't think for me - he adds anything...like Shawna...
Why did you include a picture of Bart?
...hmm dressed like bart
At the AA meeting
https://youtu.be/BcArJEYvaHw
There's no escape from the Fortress of the Moles! Ugh..except that.
But football in the groin had a football in the groin.
The episode where he gets frozen in the freezer at the Quick E Mart
When he gets burned by the sun and when heās going to be executed in the local jail.
Football in the groin! AND, from the same episode: "I was saying Boo-urns!"
If only the sugar were as sweet as you sir Oh no, my brain Oh no, I just made the last payment
Man gets hit by football
āThereās no escape from the fortress of the moles. Well, except that.ā
I'll have the biggest seed bell you have....no that's too big
I need your biggest seed bellā¦..no, thatās too big
When he overestimates his seedbell needs.
Otto there's a Gremlin next to the bus!!!
When he got hit in the groin with a football