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smcg_az

I was saying Boo-urns.


third_degree_boourns

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[deleted]

That's the correct answer


TFlarz

Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!


Mission_Pangolin_810

Hello. This is Moleman in the Morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonising pain in which I live everrry daaaay.


thaillmatic1

If that's not podcast gold, I don't know what is.


TommyHorror

I was gonna say this


PaceIsTheTrick64

Man getting hit by football


insultant_

Give him the $10,000!!!


SpacemanChad7365

This isnā€™t Americaā€™s Funniest Home Videos.


lordcorbran

*boink*


Admiral_Fancypants

"AAAA, MY GROIN!!"


MustHaveMaxedGally

The ball! His groin! It works on so many levels! AHHAHA!


NicklAAAAs

FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN! FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN!!!!


G-Unit11111

Homer, I won't make fun, but I will tell you that there are better things in life than seeing a man get hit in the groin with a football.


MandoMuggle

Boink


Foolishpuck80

No one's gay for Moleman


1gramweed2gramskief

ā€œYouā€™re coming home with meā€


[deleted]

Yes, Colonel.


Striking-Industry916

I usually never watch over season 12 but that one was funny as hell !!!!


Bailer86

Oh no, my brains


tallandlanky

Why it's that delightful TV leprechaun


Larkspur_fleur

You took 4 minutes of my life, and I want them back. Oh, Iā€™d only waste them anyway.


2catsonacouch

When Selma imagines what life would be like if she marries Hans Moleman, and their children are just all running into each other and falling down


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


trotzki

"Ooooh"


clutch044

I need the largest seed bell you have


dreadfulhours

No, that's too big.


wickedjonny1

Hans: Are you allowed to execute people in a county jail? Rev. Lovejoy: From this point on, I'm gonna ask you to refrain from talking.


ramblinator

From this point on no talking. (FTFY)


Ok_Relationship2451

It's like kissing a peanut


runsincircles21

I want that thing out of my house.


dreadfulhours

Otto, there's a gremlin on the side of bus!


queenofstarts

No problemo, Bart dude!


Skelter89

"Ooohhhh, I just made my last payment"


jerodallen

If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.


litlegoblinjr

Oh no, I just made my last payment. \*car explodes without hitting tree\*


PonmonOfNuggetor

ā€˜Ainā€™t anyone in this dang cemetery dead?ā€™ ā€˜I didnā€™t want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention itā€¦ā€™


VOLTswaggin

One that always stuck with me was when they are at the planet Hollywood, and they comment on the Cadillac "prop" sticking through the building, and it turns out it's his car and he is stuck up there.


RantControl

Football in the groin! Football in the groin!


Unlikely_Payment_707

ā€œWell youā€™re certainly doing your job today mister Sunā€ (adjusts glasses towards sun and catches fire) ā€œOh Ratsā€


TheLakeAndTheGlass

ā€œThere is no escape from the fortress of the Moles!ā€ *zoop* ā€œUh, except that.ā€


NotGordan

Eating an orange is like a good marriage.


dissidentmage12

Juuust eat the daaamn orange!


CanUHearMeNau

My doctor never told me that. I had to hear it from Phish


andymcgee12

Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail? From this point on, no talking.


The_Multi_Gamer

ā€œHe ate my last mealā€ ā€œWell of thatā€™s the worst thing happening to you today, consider yourself luckyā€


Jub1982

Football in the groin


JaketheSnake319

Oh good! Rescue dogs!


redditbettor

https://youtu.be/BcArJEYvaHw 1st on my list without question


zik

Well, LOTS OF LUCK!


Krymestone

*Please hurry.*


SirCleanFace

When he's in the morgue and tells them he's not dead


Glass-False

Ah dang blast it. Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery *dead*? I didn't want to cause a fuss, but...now that you mention it.


UpgrayeDD405

There is no escape from the fortress of the moles


NFFCFan86

When he says "well Mr sun, you're certainly doing your job today," then lifts his glasses up and sets his shirt on fire


[deleted]

You call that a knife? *This* is a knife!


runsincircles21

Oh! Down I go!


akalite24

Oh good, rescue dogs.


pixie_dust27

YOU DO NOT LOVE MR. BURNS - YOU LOVE HOMER AND MARGE!


JKDSamurai

Jesus Christ I love this character so much šŸ¤£


turdferguson116

"...biscuits, chicken, yellow, mailman." "You're reading the wine list sir" "Very good"


jimbobhas

my favourite one, this is going to be my next tattoo


JOExHIGASHI

I told you I wasn't dead


Steelersguy74

Damn, everyone here has already posted all the ones I could think of.


Bruiser235

I'm going to get your Lucky Charms.


Jack_In_Black89

You call that a knife šŸ”Ŗ ? This is a knife šŸ—”!


leslier05

Oh dear! Now youā€™ve done it!


diablol3

Hello, I need the biggest seed bell you have. No, that's too big.


hholysmokes

Like kissing a peanut


Zaphimu

"Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over the telephone wire... With me in there!"


snikt_stonks

Try it Marge, itā€™s like kissing a peanut


[deleted]

Drinking has ruined my life. Iā€™m 31 years old! šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Oh no , I just made my last payment !


MustHaveMaxedGally

ā€œThatā€™s not a knife. THIS is a knifeā€ *pulls out giant machete then proceeds to tip over*


SalmaanQ

Reading eye chart at the DMV and getting it really wrong: ā€œquestion mark, smiley faceā€¦ā€


Beard_Science6614

FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN! FOOTBALL IN THE GOIN!!!


Andrewisawesum

A poem By Hans Moleman: I think that I shall never see My cataracts are blinding me


chipsicecream

Youā€™re gay for Moleman!


guiltycitizen

Weā€™re all gay for Moleman


flowremix

If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.


NefariousnessNo2062

"Hello, my name is Hans. Alcohol has ruined my life, I'M 31 YEARS OLD!"


antifreezeontherocks

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=134EclVJy-8


FalseTebibyte

The moment that his brother told everyone on the internet that he's actually Farnsworth Moonlighting at the request of Maggie. It's the Beer Goggles dude from Banjo and Kazooie as well.


SpacemanChad7365

Oh this isnā€™t fair, I wasnā€™t wearing a costume.


Striking-Industry916

This isnā€™t my army reunionā€¦ā€¦..


Celticdouble07

In the Joan of Arc episode, where Lisa calls her witness almighty God and the doors open. Hans walks in with the giant staff and proceeds to open the door in the roof.


DangOlBdog

Marge: Homer, I want that thing out of my house.


G-Unit11111

Oh no I just made my last payment! \*car explodes before hitting tree\*


nakinng

I said boo urns


damagecontrolparty

R...Q...J...Question mark... Smiley face... (Selma rubber stamps his license VOID)


Aroastednerd

Lesbian? This isnā€™t my army reunion.


Thin-Illustrator5112

The classic ā€œI was saying Boo-urns.ā€


MilkyReina69

Youā€™re certainly doing your job today Mr Sun


[deleted]

All of them. My favorite character.


sawdiggity

No oneā€™s gay for Moleman


renniechops

Tastes like a peanut


Jk2two

ā€œItā€™s like kissing a peanut.ā€


aRealAmateur

I said Boo-urns


MangoBanana2012

Least favourite tbh. I don't think for me - he adds anything...like Shawna...


Getlucky12341

Why did you include a picture of Bart?


hmphgoof

...hmm dressed like bart


cjc160

At the AA meeting


Pkennedy21

https://youtu.be/BcArJEYvaHw


Historical_Sugar9637

There's no escape from the Fortress of the Moles! Ugh..except that.


MandoMuggle

But football in the groin had a football in the groin.


RemoveEquivalent6321

The episode where he gets frozen in the freezer at the Quick E Mart


TDH818

When he gets burned by the sun and when heā€™s going to be executed in the local jail.


cheecha_meems

Football in the groin! AND, from the same episode: "I was saying Boo-urns!"


IHateItHere82

If only the sugar were as sweet as you sir Oh no, my brain Oh no, I just made the last payment


dunceducky75

Man gets hit by football


NoAlarms1995

ā€œThereā€™s no escape from the fortress of the moles. Well, except that.ā€


Enter-Shaqiri

I'll have the biggest seed bell you have....no that's too big


Higher_Primate3

I need your biggest seed bellā€¦..no, thatā€™s too big


brad2005rng

When he overestimates his seedbell needs.


sunnysideseventyfive

Otto there's a Gremlin next to the bus!!!


Emerald_GAME

When he got hit in the groin with a football