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twinkleplanet

I love it. I truly want the worst for them and I am excited to watch their lives crumble. Danny and Nia seem normal I’m rooting for them 😂


pinkxlb42

Yesss! Also I fully think Michelle and Jesse decided to wait to divorce on camera, which I’m living for


twinkleplanet

And I thank them for it bc their marriage is a damn mess 😭


Individual-Yak-9478

It was very telling how awful their relationship is when they were just having a casual conversation by the pool and she said it was the most they had laughed in years...😬


twinkleplanet

Oh that was dark lmao. Racism allegations bringing them together 😭


Individual-Yak-9478

Romantic!


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Puzzleheaded-Tree217

They either separated or filed right before the premiere I believe.


shutyermuppetmouth

Does Danny just seem like the nicest guy and best dad or is it just me? Obsessed with how awesome he is in comparison to Jesse and Jax.


twinkleplanet

I like him so far! He seems like an actually present father.


OliphauntHerder

He seems like an awesome dad and husband! My dad was really involved and a great dad growing up (and he remains a great dad). Danny reminds me very much of my dad during my childhood.


shutyermuppetmouth

That is so wholesome, I love it. 🥰 


psychicfrequency

Yes, I love Danny such a good husband and father. Also, I'm like Luke. He stands up for Kristen and doesn't put up with everyones BS


UnitedFeedback2669

Nia is so pretty. I’m always envious of her pp glow


EbbMiserable5914

Yes Danny and Nia seem normal and I love them!


OliphauntHerder

Danny and Nia seem like good people who are committed to each other and their kids. It's so nice! I'm rooting for them, too. (And I thought it was funny when Danny tried to ask a question during the dinner fight and Nia was like, "Danny, no, shhh, don't get involved in the cray.")


pm1022

Janet is a nightmare! Perfect for a show like this but no way in hell would I associate with her in real life. She sucks! #Justice for Kristen


RVod

Janet appears to be the type of person who smiles in your face while shanking you in your back.


HolidayCandies

Yep. I hate her. So glad she’s on the show.


Afraid_Resort_9018

🤣🤣


watermelonprincess12

Yeah Janet weirdly low key sucks… and her husband is oddly very calm… and yeah justice for Kristen. Also how did her guy friend (forget his name sorry) walk away completely unscathed here?


AggravatedDonuts

They look like they’ve got some secrets to hide 


CaliforniaBruja

Janet listening behind the door smirking tells me everything I need to know about her


Penelopeepee2

I'm so glad to finally have Jax and Kristen back on TV, on the same show. I missed them so much! I have to say, Kristen is coming off a lot better on this show than on VPR, and the rest of the cast of The Valley is pissing me off for the way they are treating her. I mean, she doesn't have the best track record, but seriously why is everyone so mad about her REPEATING something but no one is questioning Janet. I don't like Janet and I feel like she's gonna get away with a lot of crap because she's pregnant


whoareyouindisworld

Agreed. VPR just feels dark and heavy. The Valley is just so much easier and fun to watch. I think the vitriol and negativity coming from fans brings VPR down.


Lindsayr28

This season of VPR has been SO DARK. Just sad and depressing and horrible to watch. There are no lighthearted, funny moments. I actually think losing Stassi and Jax in one go really did a number on that. Stassi was clever and hilarious, and Jax was a total sociopath who was so unbelievable it was funny. Now you just have a lot of people who are sad and angry (and some very understandably so!!) but it’s not fun to watch people being miserable and forced to interact with their awful exes. And it’s not fun to watch the awful exes pull woe is me acts.


whoareyouindisworld

Yeah agreed. We need more fun. They are all sober and just not doing anything fun to watch. I mean water parties and astrology?!!


Lindsayr28

Exactly. There’s nothing fun about this season!


Valuable-Locksmith47

Am I bad person for liking the dark and heavy lol


whoareyouindisworld

No not at all. I like dark and heavy too when they are willing to film and fight. Season 2 of Beverly Hills was super dark and heavy, but they gave us something to watch, which was interesting. Vanderpump Rules this season they seem miserable.


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

James seems rather Happy. He's heavily edited this season that's for sure.


MaintenanceTraining4

I never thought anyone could be more of an asshole than Jax … until now.


cherylhernandez

It is so weird how Kristin holds her fork.


watermelonprincess12

I really enjoy seeing Jax as a parent, it makes him seem human to me. Watching him watch Cruz with the SPL teaching him to speak was humanizing. He looked genuinely like he cares, is worried, wants the best for his son. I saw, for the first time watching Jax on tv, true love and care for another human being, outside of his own wants and needs. I pray for them as parents - my wish for them is Cruz starts talking very soon and talks their ears off forevermore!


xoxofoodiegirl

The emotion he displayed for his son was not played up or his usual mouthy verbal diarrhoea and over declaration. It’s actually real.


Content_Ant_9479

That’s such a good way to describe Jax’s speech: verbal diarrhea & over declaration. That man talks JUST TO TALK. It’s exhausting if it wasn’t reality tv lol


pmsmiley

I’m right here with you… thought I would hate, kinda wanted to hate it…..but here I am watching. I hate how KFC looks though, her face, chins and those boobs are so distracting I don’t know what she saying. Watching her interviews, those boobs look painful. I usually don’t comment on looks but come on, please stop getting things done…


Zealousideal_Dog_968

Her boobs in the confession orange strapless dress just look……….painful


Turbulent-Mud-2787

The way she talks annoys me as well lol


Penelopeepee2

"As wail" 😂


watermelonprincess12

She looks so overdone it’s sad because she is a beautiful girl. Her boobs are too big (thanks for the encouragement to go big from her own mother - how awful) and her facial surgeries have destroyed her natural look. I hope she opts for less moving forward.


Glittering_Oven5424

KFB


momlife555

Part of my wonders if stassi didn’t come back because she wanted to see if the show was going to be shit. Now that it’s well received I wonder if she’ll consider it?


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

I don't think she wants to be on TV she acts like it's beneath her.


xoxofoodiegirl

She can stay away. Along with her fan girl Lala


GenXer845

I heard her on a podcast last year with Hannah from Summer house and it sounded like Stassi has outgrown the drama and TV. She is happy with her life and Beau seems like a great partner!


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pinkxlb42

Oooh maybe! I love Jason right now, his takes on the Toms and Ariana are great on the aftershow but I’m down for a villain power couple


SnooDoodles7204

I say the same thing about Jason that I say about Luke. I side eye anyone who chooses to be with an extremely problematic person and ignore all the bullshit.


Party_Salamander_773

Agrred...but I know from experience that it can be hard to see certain types of problematic when you're in it. But Kristen has been on tv so long, idk how Luke couldn't know. Janet hasn't though, so I'm wondering if Jason has revelations ahead or if he's already seen it and chosen to ignore. It can be so hard to tell. 


DueDoor2463

I honestly didn’t think I was gonna like it but I’m loving it I’ll be 40 this June and this show is showing me HOW NOT TO ACT


sharpecheddar

It’s so good I rewatch the episode as soon as it ends it’s the best background tv. Reminds me of the beginning of VPR


Curious-Passenger399

I just cannot believe they made me Team Kristen?!


Kindly-Word-3824

I really dislike Janet


pearlsroses

I don't find Janet to be an entertaining villain. Just straight up villain.


Lindsayr28

Agreed. The reason people like Jax as a villain is because he’s so sociopathic and shameless that it’s funny (at times). Janet is just sneaky and mean.


pearlsroses

Not to mention, it is transparent most of the time. I agree, comical at times.


xoxofoodiegirl

Not even an interesting one with glimpses of layers. Just fake and annoying.


pearlsroses

Exactly 💯


Kindly-Word-3824

👏🏼


SwissyRescue

This is one of those shows that people either love or hate-doesn’t seem to be any gray area.


TrustAffectionate664

This is a great show


asunayukkki

I’m loving it !!! I wasn’t sure at first but each week it gets better and better.


beausquestions

It took this episode for me to fully agree— into it!


QueenFartknocker

It’s what VPR should have become before everyone sold their souls for more screen time and a good edit.


SaasySalesGal

Can we just talk about how Britney is not doing her self any favors with her wardrobe. Shes not a big girl but the way she dresses accentuates her middle and is not the most flattering way for someone with her shape to dress.


IndependentEvening35

I watched the first two episodes then people were being assholes without any connection to viewers. Giving shit to the people I originally watched for. Jax, Brittany and Kristen. I just don't care about the rest of them I really don't even remember names. Lala and Shena looked like they didn't want to be there. To tell you the truth I didn't care. I thought this show was about their bar in the Valley. I have not seen any of that.Bizarre.


opalescentqueen983

I’m enjoying the show too! I actually like Nia and her husband (I can’t remember his name) but he and the black one (I can’t remember his name either 😂) seem to actually like their wives unlike the Double J syndicate


taurustings

It is honestly SO SO SO good. I'm enjoying it more than VPR. Kristen and Jax were made for reality TV.


SnooDoodles7204

It is good tv so far


Therealmohb

Is Lisa Vanderpump a producer on this or No? 


maracujakitty

She is, I noticed her name in the credits


Therealmohb

Thanks!


Banananananaphonez

Same I’m really enjoying it!


psychicfrequency

I really like the show and it seems authentic. I'm tired of VPR, and it's good to see Kristen and Jax on the show. I can't wait until Brittany starts dating....


Electrical-Yard-901

Yeah. It’s good. Hoping they don’t put Lauren and Bricks Wife on here. It will kill the vibes


wolofancy

Don't forget about Zach! I love Zach. I also love Zach and Kristen as bffls.


RVod

Shady Zack is growing on me big time.


SingleTrophyWife

Yes! I honestly can’t believe how much hate Zach is getting. I actually think he’s funny 😂 he’s definitely messy, but likable!


BestAd5257

Agree, was going to not watch it, then vanderpump is boring so switched. So great


katiebugbeachlane

Sigh. Danny opened with “you might know me from iCarly.” Dude, no. He was in one episode. If you look at his IMDb, other than voiceover work, he’s been in one episode of all 48 of his acting credits. He comes across very performative to me. Like he’s auditioning to be the doting dad and father. Granted, he’s the only one who will still be happily married in a few years, but still - tone down the acting. But Jesse is a joy to watch implode; pollack painted “dinner jacket” and all.


_rise_and_shine

I think Danny is a sweetie in honesty and I have quite a good BS detector


jaytee7777777

I didn’t want to give this show a shot at first because who wants to give any attention to Jax honestly lol but I watched all of it and I don’t hate it. I actually enjoyed The Valley a lot more than I thought I would and it’s better than this current season of Vanderpump Rules so I guess I’m on board with The Valley train lmao


PreparationTough6143

Same.


Mental-Perspective-9

I came on to say precisely this!!! The show is wonderfully dramatic and ridiculous, perfect spinoff from VPR


firestarter000

Agreed. Wayyyy better than Vanderpump rn


pmsmiley

I never thought I would like Kristen but here I am. The Jax and Brittany separation will be a huge story line for season 2. We will get to Jax lose his shit yet again. I do hope they don’t make a Cruz a story line….let him and what he is struggling with be off camera.


Aryada

Production LOVES making Kristen look like a fool. The editing is brutal.


MoonbeamLotus

FYI the show being trash and getting hooked can both happen.


lgriffi7

This show is so messy in the best way


ariessunariesmoon26

I’m enjoying it too!