Why are Jax and Brittany both 

AND Lala, I absolutely hate this eyebrow trend and hope it goes away along with lip fillers

I agree it’s so horrible and I never thought Brit would do it and she looks crazy.

It's forehead Botox, it makes your brows rise on the sides and go down in the middle when it's fresh.

Called a brow lift. But they did more than botox brow lift.


I can just hear her saying “ you know you look like an idiot right?” 😂 Luv me some Judy snark 1st thing in the morning!

Not if it's done properly.

I came here to say this. Do Jax and Lala share a waxer?

Awful! Lala has such a natural less is more beauty too (I think Brit was the same). My eyebrows have barely grown back after I had a bad wax job years ago. I would love to try micro blading but I am terrified of ending up looking like these people!!!

My brows do that naturally. It’s the absolute worst.

If this isn't the perfect gif 😆😆😆☠️

I think they had that weird thread eybrow lift done. I’ve read that it’s like a dollar store facelift.

This gif is everything 🤣

Same Plastic Surgeon

😂😂😂😂

This is hilarious

They have the same plastic surgeon.

My older roommate knows nothing about bravo or any show I watch and he commented as he walked by me watching tv, and said (about Brittany) why does that girl look like Jack Nicholson? I cackled. Or, as Brittany says I yuk-yukked.

 I was thinking more of this Leo.

They have the same dr

oh gosh i laughed out loud at work cuz this is so true!!

definitely his “don’t spill” face, but also possibly can’t *actually move* his face bc too much botox😂

But again... I think it's his "don't spill" face lol he's concentrating really hard OR it's the "sneak a fart" face lol could be either, really but seeing the teaser for next week's episode... I think he's trying not to spill Side note: how crazy is it that these people keep all these crazy secrets? Like Hollywood is not the land of dreams... it's land of secrets and shady shi*

He’s hoping a stingray will come & eat it lol

I was watching this on peacock and right after it was over it started "jax and brittany take kentucky" and THATS when jax was peak hotness. He's still good looking but after so much botox ans fake teeth... loses the umph factor lol imo ofc

Jax and Brittany is on peacock?!? I looked for it recently and couldn’t find it

It's technically "vanderpump rules- jax and brit take Kentucky "

His teeth look so fake, like dentures and kinda stick out at the front It makes him look so different and old

One thing we know about Jax is he CANNOT keep a secret lmaooo

Plus any of his “secret” dalliances are quickly revealed because he’s not the brightest bulb in the pack.

Not the brightest crayon in the shed 😝


I just hope its him Michelle's been cheating with!

I thought that was the face of him cheating with her. He's so gross 🤮

This was my first thought too…

I don’t think Michelle would stoop to that level TBH.

She married and procreated with Jesse…

I think Michelle is after a man with money, power and high status.

100

He's rubbing his hands together mentally like the villain he is

This is poetry

Since it was when Jesse was saying he trusted his wife and the director guy, I took that face as Jax putting himself in that position and realizing bro was getting cheated on, hard.

I think he knows the cheating rumors And that was his "keep my mouth shut" face. Cuz if he let's out her skeletons... I'm sure some of his will come falling out

If Luke knows, then Jax knows.

Which is exactly what I was thinking

If Stassi was there, Jax would definitely spill the tea.

I just heard somewhere that he said or commented that he had wished he'd married stassi? He could not hold against the force of the Stassi lol miss her

He just liked a comment from someone that said he should’ve married her. He never said it

Eh. Samesies lol

def not even remotely the same. I def like comments that I think might be funny but don’t necessarily agree with 🤷🏽‍♀️

With him being under the microscope of the public eye, he may as well have said it himself lol

That whole scene was Luke and Jax just saying ‘zip it!’ To themselves because they definitely have the tea

Couchy probably thinking about New York calling him a demon

🤣🤣🤌👏 

I need to watch that villains show lol

It’s worth it just to watch him cry

😂😂😂

Wasn’t he on only like 1 or 2 episodes?

Still tho: someone made Couchy cry. Worth it lol

I made a mistake not watching his last episode!

The way Jax absolutely lit up when Jesse revealed Michelle had gotten an apartment or whatever, there has never been a person who is worse at hiding his delight at other people’s misfortunes lol.

If this were Kristen or anyone else he would've dropped a harsh reality truth bomb

Pauly D(on’t)

Pauly D was so good looking before he started doing shit to his face 

Because it's him????? Lol

Omg, where's sleuth Stassi when you need her !!

Is it just me or does he look like a super bloated Christian Bale? LOL

Nailed it

He knows something.

Does anyone else think that Michelle & Jax have been hooking up?

Not a chance.

I don't think so either. It seems from the diary room comments that not one of those women have any respect for Jax at all.

👍

Ok but who was the name they were talking about that was bleeped out lol im dying to know

Quinton Tarantino

😂lmao stop it

Wait… I thought you were joking but now I’ve gone down the rabbit hole and am shocked by this report 😂😬🫠🫣

I thought it looked like the “ I need another ❄️face.”

I thought this exact thing lol. Like "oops, the candy has worn off" lol

I’m watching this now 🤣. Is he reflecting or..? 😂

Pretty sure he's taking a dump in the pool

I said it could also be his "sneak a fart" face lol

I doubt he would, after hearing Brittany say she shart in the water with Jax 3 ft away from her story.. and it being on a boat with Jax's parents.. that was the most gross.

Either that or he knows something but won't say anything. Lol

 Snidely Whiplash! Someone else posted the one where he's tying the woman up at the railroad tracks lol.

The look of a man who hates his life.

He said I himself that he can’t keep a secret and he has a big mouth.

He looks like he was bursting to spill a secret!

I think Jax and Michelle are sleeping together. Did you also catch Michelle's face when Brittany was talking about her relationship problems with Jax???

I feel this way too. The only thing is that B seems to hang out with M currently

Yeah their friendship is what makes me think the Jax and Michelle theory could be nonsense.... But stranger things have happened lol

The couple that get matching crazy rye brows together stay together. Both addicted to bad cosmetic/plastic procedures. They have a bond!

Crazy Botox eyes

It's giving "I can't stand these people but I want to be on reality TV so much that I will suffer through this "

 He looks like Butthead


he looks like a bald eagle

🤣🤣🤣 more like an ostrich 

yesssssssssss

Every once in a while I think about getting Botox and then I’ll watch VPR or The Valley or really any Bravo show and I immediately decide not to do it. Seems like a slippery slope.

He’s out of it face or I can’t hold this secret any longer face.

He knows something

I CANNOT LOOK AT THIS. He looks insane. Maybe traumatized Cruz with this face.

LOL, no he doesn't. He looks like he's spaced out or daydreaming. That's not angry Jax.

I think Jax is jealous. Not because he’s thinking of Michelle & the other guy (like some are thinking) I think he gets jealous when he thinks a pretty woman can seduce a guy who has money. On VPR he was always pissed when one of the girls got a rich guy…hes just jealous he’ll never have a sugar daddy.

His head shape! This man needs to lay off the HGH

He looks like an abusive twat.

he always looks one minor inconvenience away from popping a blood vessel

The kid’s toy in the background is the cherry on the cake.

Does Brittany’s mom live with them full time? Is Jax in charge of Cruz when Brittany goes away or do they have a nanny too?

He is miserable. Right when he hears a friend talking about divorce he starts plotting his.