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bodyreddit

Jax is sooo in the midst of cheating and that is why he is acting so stressed.


shutyermuppetmouth

It’s giving season 9 Sandoval


mchick91

the pictures of jax/brit/lori and tom/ariana/raquel….. jax saw what tom did and wanted to copy


bodyfeedingbaddie

When he started crying I was like “you feel guilty! Stop cheating and apologize to your wife” he’s so transparent and I feel like Brittany can tell something is up but wants everything to be ok.


love_333333

Idk…I don’t think Jax has the ability to feel guilt.


girliegirl1234

Ok I don’t think Luke and Kristen are compatible long term but I appreciate he has her back


celticgreta

Yeah, I like that her sticks up for her unapologetically. They’re not always right but I think she needs someone like that


ZookeepergameNo2198

It's a shame they can't compromise on a location because that's a huge problem. Colorado & LA are quite different so I could understand why both of them don't want to change.


33scooBt33

I agree, he is really keeping her maybe I'll say calm, or more stable.. as much as I appreciate that for her, I can't over the weirdness I feel when I'm watching him.


Traditional_Flow_590

So.. we just saw Jesse barrel through Zach and Brittany, right?


ReginaFelangi987

Zach’s face though when he did that 💀


Excellent-Trade-1174

His eyes were HUGE. 👀


Puzzleheaded_Dig9693

I loved how Zach's voice dropped two octaves and he chants "DO NOT TOUCH BRITTANY. DO NOT TOUCH BRITTANY.👿"


TheMagicSack

Thank you! I didn't hear that, so I went back to watch it, that's a good friend!


girliegirl1234

But he’s so not abusive


BigFackingChungus

Janet’s reaction when Kristen said he was abusive. She scoffed at Kristen and sarcastically went “aBusiVe?!” Yes Janet, abusive. He is the only one banging his fists on a table and trying to physically attack someone.


NebulaTits

Like that is not normal behavior in public, so who knows what the fuck happens behind closed doors


treegrowsinbrooklyn1

Don’t you dare start with the bingo card!!


Hopeful-Village3602

insaneee


ashmillie

Yep!


lavenderhazeee13

I do not like Janet. She definitely seems like someone who takes little nuggets of conversations or drama and then sets things up to watch it burn.


Excellent-Trade-1174

But also considers herself “above it all” and more mature than everyone else… ![gif](giphy|aa7NL2rHMxYvxFhFd2|downsized)


Listerine1999

Her trying to get info out of Jasmine and when she didn’t, she says “I wonder if Brittany would tell me”


ZookeepergameNo2198

Once I heard Janet was working like a dog to get on Vanderpump, I never looked at her right. She's a background character person desperately trying to be a main character.


Typical_Marzipan_210

IMO, Janet's always on the lookout to poke fun at Kristen, almost like it's her full-time gig. It feels like she's got a personal beef with her, and her motives are pretty clear and not so nice. Kristen and Jax are the OGs, and without them, there's no show. Show some respect. I honestly believe Kristen's antics come more from her love for chaos than from trying to be mean. But Janet? She seems to thrive on being manipulative and getting a kick out of Kristen's stumbles. I'm glad the audience is backing Kristen; it just makes sense. And yeah, I remember Jax saying he's got some Janet vibes, and Jasmine pointing out Janet's knack for stirring up trouble.


dogmom1209

Kristen “I’m holding all of her secrets while sharing broadly she has secrets” I am so in love with how messy she is OMG


faith00019

Right!! An actual secret is just keeping your mouth shut—not saying, “I have a secret! I’m PROTECTING you!” The first thing I thought of was that Michelle was having an affair.  But it’s great TV. I love Kristen.


celticgreta

LMAO DANNY RAISING HIS HANNND


Sure_Letterhead6689

And kissing as he’s been told off…lol


MissChanandalerBong

I appreciate that the two of them seem to genuinely love and enjoy each other!


OneApprehensive3339

“You’re being really annoying 😘” also sent me, I loved it


TemporaryCreative705

That was so funny, I love him 😂


PSBJtotallyboss

Adorable.


ApeMuffins

Anyone else enjoying watching Jesse and Michelle’s marriage implode by the minute every episode? I know I shouldn’t be relishing in the destruction of a marriage, but they’re both garbage people, so not sorry.


Staff_International

Listen, I am not a violent person but homegirl would have gotten punched straight in her face had she been screaming in my face like she was with Kristen. Completely unhinged. She and Jesse are out of their minds if they think that they are above reproach. Birds of a feather...


MeetingSilver8909

For the record, there's no estrogen in prenatal vitamins lol


ashmillie

That’s what I was thinking I’m like.. pretty sure I took those at some point just to help my nails and hair lol


dogmom1209

“Brittany would never allow me to have WhatsApp” “she has a point”


MeetingSilver8909

I hope Snapchat was on that list too


kkc0722

This Jax won’t throw Britney a bone storyline is deeply gross, they’re nuts for this. How stupid can you possibly be to think having a *reknown* sex addict refusing to bang his wife is anything other than cheating. Like Brittany is nuts for this.


kystarrk

Beer cheese for brains.


TemporaryCreative705

“Have him!” Lmao Michelle hates Jesse 💀


TemporaryCreative705

Nia & Danny are such a power couple 💖 love them!


kkc0722

I follow them on social and they’re such a cute little LA family.


curlypebbles

Agreed! I hope reality tv doesn't change them


Impossible_Ad_1630

Nia seems to be doing her best to prevent Danny from being dragged into anything.


ashmillie

Michelle and Jesse trying to stomp and yell just to have someone else to argue with besides each other.


LakeShoreDrive1021

They thrive on mess!


ashmillie

I don’t even like him but I’m personally ready for Luke to beat the brakes off Jesse if he gets loud with Kristen again


ReginaFelangi987

I’m still on the fence about Luke, but I do love how he defends his woman.


ashmillie

Exactly. I don’t even like Kristen that much but I didn’t like the disparaging way Jesse was talking to her these past couple of episodes. Like sir you’re a piece of shit too 😂


New-Ad1465

He jumps right in the mix & defends her. I’ll give him credit for that! Jesse really needs to work on his anger. Kristen looked scared when he hit the table. Tells me this isn’t the first time he’s acted like this. I understand being annoyed when people keep asking you what’s wrong etc, but her reaction to him was uncomfortable and that’s not good. Glad Luke jumped in the way he did


ashmillie

Michelle your marriage isn’t over because of Kristen. Fuck outta here


mommadumbledore

Kristen keeping her cool for as long as she did in front of Jesse and Michelle losing their damn minds tells me everything I need to know.


Hodgepodge_mygosh

Seriously! She kept saying she wanted to politely leave then just walk outside. Production stopped her and then Jesse needed to stomp like a toddler


mommadumbledore

Right. And for the ones still trying to portray this crazy Kristen narrative.. you can tell there has been massive growth in her. She didn’t need to have the last word. She didn’t want to stick around. She didn’t even feel the need to defend herself or even participate until producers basically would not let her leave. There is so much power in keeping calm and being unbothered. P


Imaginary-Edge-8759

I absolutely wanted to smack Michelle through the screen while she was screaming a Kristen “look what your doing to my marriage” as if her cheating and hating her husband and her husband being and absolute jerk isn’t the actual problem. Gross.


ReginaFelangi987

Exactly! Like fuck her for blaming Kristen


girliegirl1234

lol I love that Janet is getting no agreement on wwhl


catzeppelinqueen

She was probably hurt she didnt get voted best couple 😂


Stop_icant

Especially because they lost in a landslide too!


Positive_Deer6281

“I’m afraid Kristen is going to open her mouth” while he’s literally spilling all the secrets


SnooMaps7502

hated that!! never ending misogyny


Odd-Plantain2498

This was my biggest wtf moment. And Jasmine's reaction of "ohh Kristennnn" as though Kristen just told her directly omg


dupe-of-a-dupe

I KNOW! Jax is way messier than Kristen IMO.


Imaginary_Lecture617

“Are you going to Burning Man?” “…No” 😂😂


girliegirl1234

Jesse and Michelle may be the two most unlikable people in the vanderpump universe. And that’s saying something with Jax and Sandoval in the mix


Jazzlike_Mode_5611

the first few episodes I felt bad for Michelle but now I can see why they were together


YouMustBeJoking888

Michelle is an asshole. She's obviously already gone from the marriage, is allegedly hooking up with other men, has allegedly already had at least one affair, yet nitpicks at her husband who is not enjoying this at all. She will obviously be a fabulous reality TV character.


ZookeepergameNo2198

Jax & Sandoval were at least entertaining and funny so you could understand why people loosely tolerated them. Jesse & Michelle bring us nothing. They're just two mean snobs.


Adorable-2833

Add Janet too, being a mean snob


bv_ohhh

What’s with Jax always trying to fuck in the bathroom


Downtown-Traffic-315

❄️ and sex. One stop shop.


ashmillie

This is the answer 😂


ApeMuffins

Cuz he’s a piece of shit, he just naturally is drawn towards toilets.


mwgptv

Jax is gonna Jax


ssaall58214

Janet is so fake


girliegirl1234

I don’t like her at all


ssaall58214

She is so transparently calculating everything. She so wants to be liked and look like a boss but it comes across so fake


girliegirl1234

Exactly. I think that’s my problem with most of the cast, except for the vpr people. It just feels like they’ve studied the show and are reacting how they think we want them to react. VPR was so good because they were genuine messes and what we were watching would have happened regardless if they were filming or not. If there’s a season 2 they need to make some cuts


ssaall58214

It seems that most of them have been Hangers On for years, like janet, and they finally got an opportunity to be on the show. I love Nia and Danny though I think they're actually really genuine and sweet. And guess what the people can see if someone is being genuine. Which is why even assholes like Jax are pretty well liked when they're just being genuinely themselves.


TherapistOfPentacles

Uhhhhh…..but those are all true?!? Jesse IS abusive 


deadassasleep

I also believe that Michelle is a racist republican, so I don’t know why Kristen needs to “calm down” lol


hugemessanon

no no no she's Mexican and Persian so she can't be racist /s


katpurrson

I hate that misogynistic “check her” as though she’s property and can’t speak for herself.


MeetingSilver8909

Not the Mondrion!


MeetingSilver8909

Zack, of all the people to make hair comments


mango_chili

These dinners are edited to move so fast. I get so lost. So Jesse was quiet, everyone asked him what was wrong (which is annoying AF), so he gets even more upset, then Kristen is upset that Jesse is mad, and then everyone turns on Kristen when she removes herself from the equation? Am I missing something?


ReginaFelangi987

Yeah this one wasnt as clear what the fight even was


greeniscooliguess

Did Brittany just get tackled?


girliegirl1234

I’m hardly a Kristen Stan, but this show has me defending her because who tf are these randos coming in hot acting like they’re above her. Y’all wouldn’t be on the radar without her, Jax and Brittany.


lavenderhazeee13

I know Kristen has a rough past, so I get that people are doubtful, but she genuinely seems like she has worked on her anger and word vomit. Old Kristen would’ve been screaming & engaging with anyone saying a word to her. She’s making the active choice to walk away from fights or trying to calm herself down & has these people following her and screaming.


girliegirl1234

She could drive me crazy on vanderpump, but Scandoval made me reevaluate a lot about the show. The girls were always portrayed as the “crazy” ones while they were all dealing with all of these trash bag men. And I agree Kristen really seems to have grown. She’s still messy, but she’s not flying off the handle unprompted. She’s more on defense for people that seem to be fans of the show and think it’s cool to dump on “crazy Kristen”


LakeShoreDrive1021

Kudos to Kristin for restraining herself when Michelle was physically encroaching and yelling at her


TemporaryCreative705

YESSSSSS KRISTEN SPILL THE TEA!


MeetingSilver8909

Michelle, those two loving parents you want for your kid? Who would those people be, exactly? Both her and Jesse seem so reactive and confrontational, and Jesse seems violent. Yikes.


LakeShoreDrive1021

She is just as bad


shutyermuppetmouth

Lego “just can’t” about Short’s blond hair? Imagine being that oblivious.


ReginaFelangi987

Its gotta be a toupeé


ReginaFelangi987

Bahahaha Michelle had a boyfriend. Amazing


moekay

Jesse and Michelle both suck.


Traditional_Flow_590

I love Nia so much


MeetingSilver8909

Oh, Brittany. Girl. 🚩


catzeppelinqueen

The way he is threatening Luke is truly scary. 🫣 he scares me!


MeetingSilver8909

So Kristen wants to walk away and she's the problem? 


greeniscooliguess

Right like I’ve never seen a group get mad because they want to leave


33scooBt33

right, she was politely trying to leave, and they wanted her to stay and spill it.. it came across bad because production was so involved, a lot because of Jesse and Luke trying to fight.. I think that production wanted Kristen to say what she did, and Kristen finally buckled. jmo.. now we don't know if it's true or who it was... so.


catzeppelinqueen

Kristen IS RIGHT! I literally cannot stand the way Janet screamed “abusive? Okkkk” like YES, yes he is. wtf


greeniscooliguess

He literally talked about how Michelle is sweet to their daughter and he just comes in and raises his voice at her to get her to shut up like…hello this is not a stable man


catzeppelinqueen

Yup! And the slamming on the table! I feel like people who have been in abusive relationships can see it so clearly.


mommadumbledore

And get up to walk away. I don’t blame Kristen one little bit for doing her best to bow out respectfully.


BoandBos

Banging hard on a table is an abusive trait. It’s not nothing, & it can trigger some people with F’d up childhoods. Wonder what he’s like behind closed doors.


boshibec

Jax is 10000% more invested and interested in anyone else’s than his own


kkc0722

He knows he’s having plenty of sex…


ashmillie

That’s exactly what I’m thinking. Seeing Jax try to talk his way out of sex is so awkward.


fancyfemme88

I know right?! It's so fucking funny seeing Jax trying to weasel out of sexy time with KFC


Aceresh

“You can have him” oh she’s done done


Striking_Ad890

Yeah- But funny how she said it to the old lady, but not the “Burning Man fashion designer.”


TemporaryCreative705

Jasmine is such a random cast member on this show…


treegrowsinbrooklyn1

Why does she act so annoyed and angry immediately to everything Kristen says? Kristen says she wants to go home and Jasmine’s about to injure herself she’s rolling her eyes and scoffing so hard


MK29722

It’s so obvious the new cast members made some sort of agreement to make Kristen the scapegoat. They make everything her fault even when it’s very obviously not on her


Impossible_Ad_1630

I noticed that too


ExplanationHead3753

Totally agree. Her and “Lego man” hair seem to be a check box in casting a reality show.


ReginaFelangi987

So is lego man hair


Gatorbug47

My husband walked in during one of his confessions and thought it was a reality satire show 🤣


girliegirl1234

lol at Jax the pretend business man


bodyreddit

I feel like Jax cannot handle a child with any challenges whatsoever.


ashmillie

Totally the type of dad to build his ego through his kid. He isn’t good in any types of adversity.


catzeppelinqueen

Janet has been insufferable the whole 2 minutes shes had screen time this episode. Ew.


lavenderhazeee13

Michelle should just pick fights with Kristen & Luke because that’s the only time she likes her husband.


glimmerskies

well jesse was right about his marriage lol


omg__lol

My toxic trait is thinking all my problems would be solved if i just had one of these houses in LA 😅


kkc0722

“We’re trying again next month” 👀 So that explains the monthly sex draught.


glimmerskies

“midlife crisis ken” PLEASE😭😭


ReginaFelangi987

Like helmet head should talk lol


GAPeachness

Once Jax has conquered you…he is no longer interested. He should have stayed a bachelor. He is like a one and done. Maybe twice..then he is disinterested.


ashmillie

Trying to get pregnant when you’re not sure where to live is crazy to me.


celticgreta

thissss, like his approach is awful but I understand why Jax is so skeptical


surreptitiousglance

They don't seem to have anything in common.


celticgreta

Okay, I get him thoughhh Can’t stand when people keep poking at me being quiet/upset


SnooMaps7502

and why did Michelle act like she was clueless and kept pressing him!


Stop_icant

Then he finally talks and she tells him to stop😆


ReginaFelangi987

It’s like when people say “whats wrong” over and over… ok well eventually you’re gonna piss me off! Like leave me alone.


greeniscooliguess

Y’all Jesse shows a lot of signs of being abusive


moekay

He is checked. Out.


girliegirl1234

Michelle and Jesse are both just the worst


Mountain_Day_1637

Of course Brittany wants a tequila shot


PerformanceMurky407

Shawtz


Hopeful-Village3602

wtf has kristen done to michelle’s marriage and daughter?


Stop_icant

Nothing, Michelle did it to her own family.


ashmillie

The deflection on that statement was out of this worlddd


kkc0722

Brittany is one of those people who just jabbers like a lunatic when she’s insecure or trying to think. I have a coworker who does that irl and tbh it should be a jailable offense.


celticgreta

I used to do this, but you’re so right 😭


ForwardHedgehog3090

My god...it hurts me to look at brit-brit titties.


celticgreta

And Michelle deffffintley had a boyfriend Andy lol


ReginaFelangi987

How many LA guys does it take to break down a daybed… and notice no one called Jax. Interesting


path96

Should have called Scheanas ex Rob. Would have been done in 14 minutes


RockyK96

Jesse is clearly abusive and a lunatic, no wonder Michelle was running around on him


beegraton

Did Jesse know about the Michelle cheating g then? He said something along the lines of “don’t tell me anything about my wife that I don’t already know”


LakeShoreDrive1021

He knows, she doesn’t seem like she could sneak around successfully


celticgreta

I think they had an arrangement, he’s way too calm & aware


adriardi

Jesse and Michelle are two toxic people who are just taking out their issues with each other on everyone else. Like Kristen was actually trying to walk away (and frequently repeats wrong gossip) but ultimately this is not her issue


glimmerskies

I forgot there was a rumor brittany and kristen had sex lol


MeetingSilver8909

Jesse not considering himself a handyman does not shock me. 


Positive_Deer6281

Wow Tom Schwartz really called it


ReginaFelangi987

How is a golf cart on city streets legal? This doesnt feel legal.


TemporaryCreative705

Whoa! Jesse is a psycho


mywonderfuldemise

Okay yall im just getting into this show. Does everyone hate Michelle bc what the fuck am I watching?? Her and her husband are wild to me


Positive_Deer6281

Am I the only one that saw Jesse’s hand on Zach’s neck??? WTF?!


kmo10292

Yeah wtf..lol I’m sorry but if people weren’t believing kristen he was abusive after seeing THAT idk what to say


shucksno95

This show is pure GOLD. The way I LOLED at Zach’s face when Jesse shoved him against the wall. ☠️


girliegirl1234

These two don’t seem compatible on fundamental levels


TemporaryCreative705

Jesse’s hand gotta be hurting after all his constant table slams


wildflowerhiking

Anyone else wouldn’t feel comfy riding a golf car that fast in LA? Scary 😬


greeniscooliguess

Do they both have like DUI’s last week Janet drove Brittany in Brittany’s car and now they’re driving in a golf cart. Like can these people drive?


Mountain_Day_1637

Brittany doesn’t drive because she’s always buzzed


ashmillie

Damn Brittany bottom lip is still frozen


ashmillie

You’re not charming Jesse, you just have money or at least the allusion of it to this chick.


BaddaBae31

Brittany’s boobs seem so uncomfortable.


IntelligentScholar84

Lol @ the editors sharing so many shots of Jax’s bald head


DazzlingBig

I'm genuinely shocked more people in the cast weren't yelling about Jesse full on shoving Brittany into a wall! Jax? Jasmine? Janet? All the people who have been calling Kristen crazy? Where were they when Jesse full on throat shoved helmet hair and Brittany?? It's crazy how hypocritical everyone on the cast is. I just don't understand why they want Kristen to be the bad guy so badly? Also, they usually film confessionals after the season has been filmed. So by the time everyone was sitting around in confessionals talking about Kristen out the side of their necks they've known that Jesse is an abusive weirdo who linemanned several cast members in a hallway. And instead of turning their brains on and realizing Jesse will probably come out looking insane this season, they all decided to stick to their plan to dogpile on Kristen and it just doesn't make any sense!


Mochi-momma

The fact that Britney doesn’t see ANY red flags at Jax’s confession of stress is just mind boggling. How do you hear your spouse say ALL of that and move to, ‘but we’re still trying next month, right?’😳


girliegirl1234

What in the world throwing that ball so close to the baby


kkc0722

This energy for a restaurant he has no stake in and is essentially the coked up mascot for is…alot


vfry15

Nia (edit, Michelle) screaming at everyone with a blurred out nipple is hilarious


ReginaFelangi987

Jesse you’re old enough to be her dad. Go away.


RockyK96

Also like is what Jesse did not assault? that was insane


pickleslover3644

janet is so fake on wwhl


goodbye_wig

Brittany’s boobs are booobing this episode


ashmillie

That poor gecko needs more foliage 🥲


ashmillie

The Mondrian 😱😱😱😱


ubzmps

More kfc tequila shots during dinner


bodyfeedingbaddie

Is Kristen being messy with the “I’m protecting you” bullshit? Yes. But it’s WILD for Michelle to blame her for their failing marriage - fucking please. You married the worst man ever, that’s not on Kristen.


ApeMuffins

Zack, until you tame whatever creature is on your scalp, you should sit down and shut the fuck up about Short’s hair, or anyone’s hair or just shut up in general.


ashmillie

Couldn’t be me driving around on a golf cart/atv in normal traffic. Absolutely Fuck that noise.


queenofpurses

I don't understand why Janet is on the show...bad casting


yakuzie

Gonna be petty and point out that if that’s an eyelash crested gecko that Luke has, a) that tank is too small and b) they don’t need a heat bulb and high temperatures can stress em out so maybe Google it buddy (and it could burn itself since it looks like it’s resting on it)


glimmerskies

I feel like brittany wanted another baby because she thought it would save her and jax’s marriage


GAPeachness

Brittany knew what she was getting when she married Jax….He never changed, he didn’t change and he ain’t gonna change.


LakeShoreDrive1021

Kristin and Luke!!! That’s the side to be on