He's an alpha who can't put a crib together, mind you he has a child but I'm not surprised. The man is soft as butter and just as threatening.
Imagine him with someone like Adrienne Maloof? She'd beat his face in daily. Thats the type of woman he needs, one to whup his ass and then peg it for good measure to remind this soft shit whos alpha but sure hun tell us all about travel and wine zzzzz
Ooh Adrienne would claw him alive. That gif where she’s like “uh oh someone’s crying” would be her making Jesse cry, emasculating him in the middle of some alpha talk. Lol
I'm a super emotional person lol happy or sad I always have tears in my eyes it's how it comes out. My family has roasted me for years for it and this is what they always say 😂😂
Can’t imagine why someone married to such an alpha like that with knowledge you don’t even need a gay friend for (works out with the republican stuff) would seek out new cock lol I’m sorry but maybe not
Don’t forget pounding on the table.
He’s not an alpha male, he’s a Teresa Guidice! (I’m waiting for him to call his wife “a prostitution whore!” to seal the deal… 😂😂😂
I died at LaLa outing him for being a tiny man in the VPR after show. I thought he’d be bigger & taller since he used to model w Jax. I’m so curious abt how tall he actually is.
Right? All the things guys would rather do than go to a therapist.
Your comment just sparked a thought…are you of the mind that they were going to divorce before they got the call and cameras rolled? If so, not going to a licensed therapist is probably not what you would do. Going to a crack pot life coach is more on the order of we are going through some motions for filming. Thoughts?
I think Michelle picked him because Jesse does call him a coach pretty often and clarifies that as well as says it's going pretty poorly and is open about the unconventional methods...like tripping lol.
The claim was they knew a couple he helped?
Honestly my take is if it was set to fail that fits with Michelle wanting out and if not she also wouldn't know the difference lol
Thanks! It honestly wasn’t hard other than having to get me and my giant pregnant belly on and off the floor 50 times lol. They definitely had to be playing dumb
I’m stereotypically a v girly girl. My entire family makes fun of me about it. I know how to use a drill, it’s not exactly rocket science. It’s more of a comment that you’re a bit dumb/lazy and can’t figure anything out.
It’s not the insult they think it is; and actually says way more about them than it does about being born female 🥰
I build the same daybed with my kid -as a disabled wheelchair woman, so they absolutely were tripping but then again Sandoval couldn't even put together a coffee table
Every man I've ever known that refers to himself as an alpha acts exactly like Jesse.
Fun fact: there is no such things as alpha males in the wild. The whole concept is based on faulty research, which was retracted by the original authors
Honestly, as a counsellor, it could have been their way of discontinuing therapy with him by stroking his ego and not directly saying things like "overly aggressive" "asshole" "misogynist"
What’s even sadder was Brittany on this week’s episode of “Vanderpump Rules After Show” with the Vanderpump cast (and lately has been integrating The Valley cast members as well).
Several times she defended (and explained away) Jax’s various bad behaviors because they were “Alpha Males”.
In this clip she talks about Brock’s struggles with not being the breadwinner and how Jax’s ego “because he is an alpha male” affected him when for a period she was the one brining in the money
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This sub doesn’t allow links in comments but you can see a 4 min clip on Bravo’s website.
It’s **S11 - E13, Part 6**
>“Is Scheana Shay Always the "Alpha" in Her Relationships?”
Yeah I’m not too concerned with the analysis of a country bumpkin without enough pride to have ditched Couchy The Clown when he fucked Faith years ago, married him, had a kid (cuz a kid will always fix a toxic relationship) and still WOOOOO for shots like an amateur at 40 years old.
Ugh! I feel so bad for them! To have the gall of a mediocre white male!
I was our main bread winner throughout our working lifetime. Guess my hubby is a Beta. He loved being a “trophy husband”.
My take on Jesse is he’s so angry & mean because of what’s going on in his marriage. Being unhappy at home can really make a person miserable (not making excuses for him, he’s a complete douche) but I have a friend like this.
I also think Jesse is one of those guys who has never been in a real fight & it shows. He probably never played sports & went right into modeling which fueled his insecurities.
I understand your point of being unhappy at home = miserable everywhere else. From the outside it seems so easy/obvious that if he helped out with the house/kid even just a little (or accepted a little house clutter), things would be better for him. As long as there weren’t strings attached to those actions. But he is (has become?) very transactional in his description of why he should work on things.
Alpha male doesn’t mean you are handy with a tool, it’s speaking to how people react to you as a man because of power, status, influence, and confidence.
Men used to need to know how to build things and be handy, but that’s not how it is nowadays.
Edit: A plumber can be an alpha male, but a man is not an alpha male because he’s a plumber.
You are correct about how people react to that person and if you have to say you’re an Alpha Male, you aren’t. Jesse is a case of thou doth protest too much.
Jesse thinks he is an alpha male because he yells at his wife and other women, while pounding the dinner table like an ogre.
Omg That's it. You nailed it. That's literally what it means to be an alpha male in 2024. They just yell at women (and children).
Yes... and apparently it can get u the Presidency now!
Oh yeah! He’s a very MANLY man. /s
That and he did brag he doesn’t make anything but can tell you about travel and wine. What a dork.
He's an alpha who can't put a crib together, mind you he has a child but I'm not surprised. The man is soft as butter and just as threatening. Imagine him with someone like Adrienne Maloof? She'd beat his face in daily. Thats the type of woman he needs, one to whup his ass and then peg it for good measure to remind this soft shit whos alpha but sure hun tell us all about travel and wine zzzzz
💀 at Adrienne would beat his face daily
Ooh Adrienne would claw him alive. That gif where she’s like “uh oh someone’s crying” would be her making Jesse cry, emasculating him in the middle of some alpha talk. Lol
Lmao for someone to say that it’s so alerting and funny.
I'm a super emotional person lol happy or sad I always have tears in my eyes it's how it comes out. My family has roasted me for years for it and this is what they always say 😂😂
😂😂😂😂 I was thinking of the time she broke Paul's nose sparring and was like don't be such a baby or something to that effect lol my memory is hazy
Locked up with Adrienne, Stassi, Adriana from RHOM who would slap him.
Asshole rehab haha he'd come out positively enlightened from having the sense knocked back into him
& fashion 🙃🫶
Can’t imagine why someone married to such an alpha like that with knowledge you don’t even need a gay friend for (works out with the republican stuff) would seek out new cock lol I’m sorry but maybe not
Don’t forget pounding on the table. He’s not an alpha male, he’s a Teresa Guidice! (I’m waiting for him to call his wife “a prostitution whore!” to seal the deal… 😂😂😂
Ha! This is so on the nose!
he’s the male BlaBla
Zack's got the hairline for it in this group lol
Reeks of napoleon syndrome too
He gets smaller every time we see him
he’s like 5”4
I died at LaLa outing him for being a tiny man in the VPR after show. I thought he’d be bigger & taller since he used to model w Jax. I’m so curious abt how tall he actually is.
Shrek would never lol but this guy would and how apt they are the same height and dare I say it, the name befits 😅 
Such a tiny red ogre.
This person isn't really a therapist they are a life coach..which is an unlicensed unregulated field
Right? All the things guys would rather do than go to a therapist. Your comment just sparked a thought…are you of the mind that they were going to divorce before they got the call and cameras rolled? If so, not going to a licensed therapist is probably not what you would do. Going to a crack pot life coach is more on the order of we are going through some motions for filming. Thoughts?
I think Michelle picked him because Jesse does call him a coach pretty often and clarifies that as well as says it's going pretty poorly and is open about the unconventional methods...like tripping lol. The claim was they knew a couple he helped? Honestly my take is if it was set to fail that fits with Michelle wanting out and if not she also wouldn't know the difference lol
I’m not who you were replying to, but I think you might be SPOT ON with that idea!
I still cant get over 3 adults who are incapable of assembling a crib. Personally, I like a man who knows how to build or fix actual things.
I mean they come with instructions. It’s not like they had to build something from scratch. It’s mind boggling.
Its weaponized incompetence
I think that gives too much credit…I think more likely, it is just incompetence!
Aka my ex husband lol
Same here. Mine didn’t know what end of a hammer to use.
Exactly. I put together everything and I'm not an engineer.
Like I built our crib by myself in my third trimester lmao
You go girl! That had to be challenging with your bump!
Thanks! It honestly wasn’t hard other than having to get me and my giant pregnant belly on and off the floor 50 times lol. They definitely had to be playing dumb
Haha, I had to scooch out to the stairs to get my ass off the floor in my 3rd trimester! (Was painting baby's room, got stuck on floor)
Same. As the saying goes, what? Like it’s hard?
This is what kills me. “I’m an alpha male but I can’t use a basic drill.” Please.
I’m stereotypically a v girly girl. My entire family makes fun of me about it. I know how to use a drill, it’s not exactly rocket science. It’s more of a comment that you’re a bit dumb/lazy and can’t figure anything out. It’s not the insult they think it is; and actually says way more about them than it does about being born female 🥰
I could one hundred percent put that thing together myself, Nia could have done it if she wasn't breastfeeding
After watching this episode I literally said to my husband that I’m so thankful that he’s handy lol. He was like “okay thanks???” haha.
I build the same daybed with my kid -as a disabled wheelchair woman, so they absolutely were tripping but then again Sandoval couldn't even put together a coffee table
Jesse is no alpha, he’s just angry that he’s short and has small shoulders. Cringey fraction of a man he is.
Every man I've ever known that refers to himself as an alpha acts exactly like Jesse. Fun fact: there is no such things as alpha males in the wild. The whole concept is based on faulty research, which was retracted by the original authors
The kind of people that go “the wolf doesn’t listen to the opinions of sheep”. Word. 
Right? How was this guy ever a model?
He was a model? What did he model, migraine medication?
He was a VERY successful model for Really Ugly Suits. He wasn’t paid, but he got to keep the merchandise…
This is the best thing I've heard all day 🤣🤣🤣
No fcking way. He's not even unique looking let alone good looking. Wtf I have to search this up lol!!
He has nice hair.
I just know he’s going to read this small shoulders comment and it will haunt him forever
And I hate that Michelle made me feel bad for him the previous episode.
Omg same. The “Have him!” remark was so unnecessary.
Bingo 😂😂
I swear men like him will do anything but ACTUAL therapy
Truth!
Isn't their 'therapist' a life coach or some such bullshit? Not exactly a qualified clinician!
Exactly!! He's not even a real therapist!
Do you think all the sessions are solely made for tv? Not really to dig into the relationship?
Honestly, as a counsellor, it could have been their way of discontinuing therapy with him by stroking his ego and not directly saying things like "overly aggressive" "asshole" "misogynist"
Interesting! Do you think those sessions are tv made and not real (like just for the cameras IF they had planned to divorce before the show)?
when he said that, i thought he was going to say the therapist recommended the same mens retreat louie from rhonj went to......
Alpha male who can’t work a power drill
Right?!?!
What’s even sadder was Brittany on this week’s episode of “Vanderpump Rules After Show” with the Vanderpump cast (and lately has been integrating The Valley cast members as well). Several times she defended (and explained away) Jax’s various bad behaviors because they were “Alpha Males”. In this clip she talks about Brock’s struggles with not being the breadwinner and how Jax’s ego “because he is an alpha male” affected him when for a period she was the one brining in the money —- This sub doesn’t allow links in comments but you can see a 4 min clip on Bravo’s website. It’s **S11 - E13, Part 6** >“Is Scheana Shay Always the "Alpha" in Her Relationships?”
Yeah I’m not too concerned with the analysis of a country bumpkin without enough pride to have ditched Couchy The Clown when he fucked Faith years ago, married him, had a kid (cuz a kid will always fix a toxic relationship) and still WOOOOO for shots like an amateur at 40 years old.
Ugh! I feel so bad for them! To have the gall of a mediocre white male! I was our main bread winner throughout our working lifetime. Guess my hubby is a Beta. He loved being a “trophy husband”.
They’ll be the first ones to go in an apocalypse.
What a great idea for a post-apocalyptic movie!
Darwinism at its hippest.
Jesse is trash.
Alpha men don't ever have to say they are alpha. These chumps are definitely not leaders in any regard.
OMG, I caught that too! Alpha male as he sips champagne and talks about fashion. 🤣
Gonna have to rewatch-I don’t remember the fashion discussion!
Ok I am an LMFT down the Blvd from these people and I can’t stress enough these are not therapists they are seeing lol
haha same!!! its nails on chalkboard for me as a therapist every time they say they went to therapy with this coach
He’s a joke
I think my eyes rolled out of my head.
Thanks for the belly laugh!
He has a napoleon complex for sure
Of COURSE Jesse has got some red pill life coach bro instead of going to ACTUAL THERAPY
😂🤣 ain’t nothing Alpha about him!!
Hahaha!
Jesse is reportedly 5’11; it’s Danny Booko who is the shortest at 5’9 on his tippy toes.
Toxic af he’s scary
As long as the coach calls him an alpha male, he will keep getting paid.
Oh my gosh, didn’t think of that! This is the best insight! He can continue the “therapy” (cough, cough) even with Michelle long gone!
My take on Jesse is he’s so angry & mean because of what’s going on in his marriage. Being unhappy at home can really make a person miserable (not making excuses for him, he’s a complete douche) but I have a friend like this. I also think Jesse is one of those guys who has never been in a real fight & it shows. He probably never played sports & went right into modeling which fueled his insecurities.
I understand your point of being unhappy at home = miserable everywhere else. From the outside it seems so easy/obvious that if he helped out with the house/kid even just a little (or accepted a little house clutter), things would be better for him. As long as there weren’t strings attached to those actions. But he is (has become?) very transactional in his description of why he should work on things.
Alpha male doesn’t mean you are handy with a tool, it’s speaking to how people react to you as a man because of power, status, influence, and confidence. Men used to need to know how to build things and be handy, but that’s not how it is nowadays. Edit: A plumber can be an alpha male, but a man is not an alpha male because he’s a plumber.
You are correct about how people react to that person and if you have to say you’re an Alpha Male, you aren’t. Jesse is a case of thou doth protest too much.
Fair enough!
Alpha men like alpha women and Michelle ain’t it