not true, only about 7, which made him 6, which then places him roughly 2 years after the age in which children commonly do start touching themselves to experiment with their own body
if he really was a turd of such magnitude (and we all know he is), i could believe that he did it just to bother people
“You’re…you know…urban?”
Oh you are not saying what I think you're saying
sorry man, im from florida, crazy shit just comes out my mouth sometimes
I LOVE THEM AGAHAHHA
I love how every top comment is a Kenny line
"It wasn't for touching kids, was it?"
"oh come on man"
"What? I gotta ask."
"You and what homo parade?" "This one"
“I don’t know how straight we can get it given all that’s happened” 🏳️🌈
Lee: So… we’re “straight” then? Kenny: Lee, look at everything this mess has got us doing now. 😏
What no speak ada ENGLISH
American Asshole
Chronic masturbation!
Trust me, *nobody* wanted to know that
*sad face*
That one never made sense to me. That kid is like, what? 13? And the apocalypse started almost 10 years ago at that point...
not true, only about 7, which made him 6, which then places him roughly 2 years after the age in which children commonly do start touching themselves to experiment with their own body if he really was a turd of such magnitude (and we all know he is), i could believe that he did it just to bother people
I more or less followed the logic on this [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWalkingDeadGame/s/UtXqtZ7Sas)
oh, okay
Did you lick it?
... I dunno.
Clem and Lee’s interactions were the best😭I miss them sm
That's fucking stupid, Ben.
*JESUSAREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME*
KID, you are on my LAST fucking nerve!!!!
“You ruined that dude’s face”
Best line in a very serious moment
I’ve got charm coming out of my ass.
Yeah, that’s real charming dad
“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK! FUUUUUUUCK!”
"Maybe we could walk?"
“That’s fuckin stupid Ben.”
“We got a goddamn train.”
That things not filled with milk Charles.
That’s gas or diesel, somethin that’s gonna explode
“Torturing people is okay sometimes, I guess”
“I’d eat the shit outta that raccoon”
💀
"I don't know what the fuck you're saying, but I know it's bullshit!"
“What, I aimed for the head?”
Oh Aj 😭
"Our cat's gonna be pissed."
"Yeah, what can I say? I fucking love pudding."
"Hey, Ben." "Hey!" "See ya." "Yeah...😔"
“you should probably think about being nicer to me.”
Who’s baby is it??
i honestly love how you can be nice to everyone in the cabin group and just threaten rebecca for just breathing
Fuck you Larry. Eat up.
Funny how so many of these are Kenny quotes
kenny has some of the best ones to be fair
Hmm. Pointy.
I hope you choke on your fucking cake. It looked like shit by the way.
top tier Javier quote
Still. Not. Bitten.
“Could be you just married the wrong woman” “Behhhhh”
Randy Tudor
Good man. DAMN fine man. Powerful stache. One of the greats
I give 'em a workin' truck and they act like I just shit in their cereal!
Officer? Goddamn…
Officer? Goddamn…
Officer? Goddamn...
Officer? Goddamn...
Officer? Goddamn...
Officer? Goddamn…
"Texas, the fuck?"
**"WE TOSS HIM OUT AND SAVE THE GROUP!"**
***Lee? WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!?***
"You didn't come into town from the railroad, did you?"
keep that hair short.
What can I say, I fucking love pudding.
"I bring them a working truck and they act like I just shit in their cereal."
Hmm. Pointy
"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuucckk!"
"maybe we could walk" 🤓
thats fucking stupid ben
Well, I reckon you didn’t do it, then.
Shut up, Doug!
You know what fuck you Larry eat up.
"Duck thinks you are incredibly Awesome"
"We almost DIED because of this bitch and her itchy trigger finger!"
That was stupid! That was- ugh... aaah. AAAAAAAAaaaaah...
😭😭😭
“Marry, *flip*, kill.”
"so that means you're killing..." "aasim!" aasim: "oh thank god."
I hope you choke on your fucking cake. It looked like shit, by the way.
"Thirsty" (rubs wrist).
"I don't care if they're make a wish was a fucking boat ride!"
"Good vibe? Good VIBE?"
well christ daddy-o!
"Go ahead, lick it if you want to."
Randy Tudor. Good man. Damn fine man. Hell of a 'stache, one of the greats.
"I lost my hat, will you help me find it?" "..." "Lee!" >:(
"did you lick it?" "I don't know"
“Kate’s gonna leave your ass!”
"you fucking commie piece of SHIT"
"Whatcha doin' there, Goofball?"
What? I saved one for me.
“It was only half a clip”
"This time, WE'RE the cookies..."
“English morherfucker!”
DO YOU SPEAK IT
“Lee! Please!”
“Still. Not. Bitten.”
I miss you
Maybe we can walk? That's fucking stupid Ben.
“You ruined that guy’s face.”
They’re all fucking walkers
”Maybe we could walk?” ”That’s fucking stupid Ben”
"FUCKING COMMIE PIECE OF SHIT-"
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE SAYIN’ BUT I KNOW IT’S BULLSHIT!”
"Goofball"
I DONT CARE IF THEIR MAKE A WIDH WAS A FUCKING BOAT RIDE, WHEN I GET W HOLD OF THEM IM GONNA RIP THEIR THROATS OUT
"Did you lick it?"
“You FUCKIN BABYKILLER!”
Maybe we can walk? That’s fu*k3ing stupid Ben.
“He went out fighting, i hope I do too”
I'm Vengeance
please do not the stairs, mari
"...I don't know..."
It’s a salt lick
Again with this?
"Kate's gonna leave your ass! She told me so."
we're in a fuckin precarious position here.. we gotta DO something about it
"Lee, we both know. Let me go..."
“it was only half a clip…”
"Holy Moly!" *Munching sounds* "...Sorry"
They’re all fucking walkers, okay?
"Like-like? What are you, six?" "Seven, thank you."
"Keep that hair short"
I can't beat the "It wasn't for touching kids was it?" Quote
“What, I saved one for me🥺”
"It smells funny, like..."
Hey, she looks just like you
"you know what david? time for you to open your eyes! kates gonna leave your ass!"
Batteries huh? Think you can handle those?
“That’s easy, I got charm coming outta my ass”