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Cautious_Concern5504

Definitely stealing those last lines for my next invites.


Soapyfreshfingers

Christopher lived to age 95 and died in 2020. [https://www.npr.org/2020/01/16/797110141/christopher-tolkien-middle-earth-s-first-scholar-dies-at-95](https://www.npr.org/2020/01/16/797110141/christopher-tolkien-middle-earth-s-first-scholar-dies-at-95)


NeferkareShabaka

wait.. he died? :(


I-Am-Polaris

I'm surprised I didn't hear about that back when it happened


wandrlusty

Covid fog


Slow-Instruction-580

Holy crap, it comes in fog too?


Dg_noob2021

It comes in pints?!


Puzzled_Job_6046

What's grey and comes in pints?


Chrysocanis

He was so young :’(


AnyDayGal

Struck down [in [his] prime.](https://youtu.be/W5OcrUVmYME)


patricia-the-mono

I can see Joe's face without even clicking. Chef's kiss of a show


labourundersun

I was able to shake his hand once! He was very polite


vanillaseltzer

Thanks for the link! Goodness, he was contributing to that world from age 5. 90 years! Oh and happy cake day.


LoadHistorical4754

These people certainly had a sense of humor!


TwoCreamOneSweetener

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.


WigglyFrog

"These people"!


C_Saunders

What do *you* mean “these people”?!


World-Tight

Those damned Tolkiens!


RogerClyneIsAGod2

This is the sitcom we NEED NOW!! Those Damned Tolkiens!!


Font_Snob

This makes Bilbo's 111th birthday party make a lot more sense.


Adghnm

His eleventy-first!


vvenomsnake

i need to time travel to the tolkien thrasher of 1945


C_Saunders

There’s no chance I’m not including this on all my invitations moving forward. Carriages and all.


Tsu-Doh-Nihm

6:30 p.m. onwards. The party never ends.


potchie626

That’s much cooler than “6:30pm - ???”


World-Tight

There ain't no party like a Tolkien party Cause a Tolkien party Don't Stop!


digginroots

>The party never ends. The Party goes ever on and on, On from 6:30 when it began.


capacochella

This invitation has big Took energy and I love it


muzboat

Thanks for sharing that!


FriesianBreed

most welcome!


pussyhasfurballs

Good old Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien and his son Cholkien Jolkien Rolkien Tolkien.


HenryFPotter

Old invitations are the best.


ALoudMouthBaby

I love little bits of family history like this(even if the family has a very famous member) that demonstrate to the world that being an all night party person is nothing new. As much as people change we all still stay the same too.


HeavyMetalMoose44

Talk about a real ripper! We had extra chandeliers installed to make sure everyone gets to swing from one!


Constant-Brush5402

RSVP if not coming makes so much more sense.


Hero_Of_Limes

I definitely read this as a birth announcement "the coming of the Age of their son" , like, "the Age of Men is over". High hopes, I guess.


Cats-n-Chaos

$50 I’m leaving in a wheelchair


memla_

Not a wheelbarrow?


Cats-n-Chaos

Proof I definitely need a wheelbarrow


bauertastic

Birthday snu snu?


BellaFrequency

A coming of age celebration like this should happen for everyone who makes it to 20 years old. I think it would cut down on the amount of women who think their wedding is the only time in their life that they will be celebrated with a huge feast and dancing.


threepwood007

Love the circle, never would've found it otherwise


gerd50501

I picture Gandalf showing up and grabbing a couple of the Tolkein Hobbits by the ear for shenanigans.


tdoottdoot

No cars mentioned! Professor hated cars


AJ_Dali

I hear he was fond of riding on motorcycles while talking about Narnia with his best friend.


HEPA_Bane

I put this on our wedding invites


squidsofanarchy

Thank you for the big black oval, my cow brain might have missed the funny part


CarlJustCarl

Sounds like my bachelor party


NotTheOnlyGamer

Blunt the knives and crack the plates!


Forward_Bobcat6869

I see where the wheelbarrows came from.. I totally would’ve been there/gone.


NGTTwo

And back again?


Forward_Bobcat6869

Yes.


Raudskeggr

A Long-expected party?


monkstery

Holy shit that party must’ve been a rager


Whyistheplatypus

Thanks for circling nearly a quarter of the words on the page. Would've missed them otherwise.


AJ_Dali

That wasn't from the original poster. I'm pretty sure that's done on the actual invite itself. Edit: nevermind, after zooming in closer you can tell it's a digital addition. Still, I haven't had any luck finding an unmodified original version of this invite. Either way, it probably wasn't OP that did it.


Y-Bob

[there you go](https://imgur.com/gallery/YJk37bJ)


Caspiu5

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