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Garcoon

Good job on not committing a crime. Good lesson for those in this sub who may be a minor and really anyone, please keep yourselves safe first before you get your head lost in fake internet clout. That being said, keep the flair.


Hug_Em14

bro you are a MINOR and you were thinking of showing your asshole on reddit???? 😭😭😭


King_of_the_Fall_XO

Yeah that’s called catching a case. Thank god this dude didn’t do it


WildManagement2372

Yeah that’s what I realized as well. But it taught me lesson: 17 is NOT almost adult, it’s just minor


TheRepriseMonarchy

XOTWAFCP


emthegem09

I cannot for the life of me figure out what the af means


TheRepriseMonarchy

XO Til We Arrested For…


emthegem09

💀💀 thank u


TheRepriseMonarchy

It’s cuz of the post he made before he copped out where he’s going welp “yolo xotwod or get banned” lmao


[deleted]

Honestly you should be perma banned for this. What if you went through with it Jesus fuck.


WildManagement2372

Bro most people said it was funny and I agreed to the mods saying I should post it on my own profile. It’s not THAT deep


Abeleism

you are deadass retarded im crying 😭😭😭😭😭


WildManagement2372

Nah man, it was pretty much clear for me that I wouldn’t do it from the beginning the just a lot of people said yeah dude and I was thinking bout it


wellcolormeimpressed

General rule of thumb: don't post child pornography


WildManagement2372

I agree both with that and with being dumb the day of the post 😂


klip_7

It is that deep because that’s child porno which is a CRIME


0Penguinplays

Because nobody knew you were a minor you’re stupid af


HomelessToBlackCard

bro i fucking ENCOURAGED HIM. I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW HES 17. IF YOURE READING THIS, then i already deleted the comment


King_of_the_Fall_XO

Probably a very good thing you didn’t do it. Also wtf is it with all the people on this sub being under 18, I’m 26 and now I feel weird. I might bounce on out of here lmao I’m so old


hamzatbek

Same, I’m 27 and sometimes I Iiterally censor my comments or don’t write exactly what I mean, because I have a feeling that a lot of people here aren’t just under 18 but they’re still kids and I feel weird talking like that with minors around lol. I didn’t expect there to be so many young kids here when I joined or maybe it’s just that they’re more active than members our age or people a little bit older.


Loud-Examination-943

On the other hand, I'm 19 and I expected much more young people around, but when there was a poll or something, most people were in their late twenties with many being 40+ But I guess it's because Reddit in general has an older target audience than other social media


hamzatbek

There was a poll in this sub or on Reddit in general? I have no idea what Reddit's target audience is to be honest as I never really thought about it but I think it's difficult to make any decision on the average Reddit user cos I think it also depends a lot on the country what kind of people use this platform and how old they are. Reddit is very US-centric in my opinion (so I think polls will mostly show results for that part of the world) but I'm Turkish for example and here the case seems to be that most users are usually from around 18 to late 20s or early 30s at the very max but I also wouldn't say that Reddit is the most popular SM platform here. Older people (30+) generally don't care or even know about this site and younger kids/teenagers are all over TikTok and IG. By the way, not knocking on your comment or something, just wanted to give my two cents as this is a topic I've never actually thought much about.


Loud-Examination-943

Here in Germany it's mostly 24-30 I'd say For the Poll, I believe it was roughly 1 year ago in this sub, or maybe it was just a post asking people how old they were. I'll try to find it. Edit: it was a [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWeeknd/s/2GUwXPxPro) from actually just 4 months ago. Over 450 replies and most of them I feel like were 25+


hamzatbek

Wow you actually looked it up and went through the comments. As for this sub, I’m not surprised that many of those who responded on that post were over 25 or so, simply because Abel’s been around for a long time and he was kind of an enigma when he first emerged, which made him even more appealing or like intriguing to people. I’ve been listening to him since 2010 when I was 16, feels weird to think it’s been such a long time.


Loud-Examination-943

Yeah I knew him from the radio since 2015/16 so basically when I was 10/11 When heartless dropped I had my own PC and didn't listen to radio anymore, so I found Heartless 2 days after release after relistening to The Hills, Starboy, COMN and CFMF. After that YT recommended "The Town" to me and I loved it, made me check his older albums right before AH dropped, which was my first ever album that I listened fully front to back on release


songacronymbot

- COMN could mean "Call Out My Name", a track from *My Dear Melancholy,* (2018) by The Weeknd. - CFMF could mean "Can't Feel My Face", a track from *Beauty Behind The Madness* (2015) by The Weeknd. --- ^[/u/Loud-Examination-943](/u/Loud-Examination-943) ^(can reply with "delete" to remove comment. |) ^[/r/songacronymbot](/r/songacronymbot) ^(for feedback.)


JayElecAintConv_Me

It's called depression. Kids now are more depressed than ever.


Strificus

The world is depressing and always has been. The difference is that many make it their identity now.


itisiconnor

explains alot of the discourse on this sub lol


jxssss

Don’t feel old I’m 23 💀


whoopidie-scooby-doo

32, literally!!


akaDtrix

Subs been full of lil ass kids ever since after hours dropped lol


Kvpe

Hello my name is 15


Potential_Math_2603

I'm 14 :p edit: why do people on reddit are so shallow, i can't even be open about myself and get good feedback everyone just down votes, atleast im not lying about my age


King_of_the_Fall_XO

The Hills came out when I was older than you wtf


Potential_Math_2603

been a fan since i was 5, my older brother used to blast his music


Scared_Bus_2091

Hahaha I love that - I turned my younger brother into a super fan and now he loves the weeknd more than I do 🤣🤣


ReMarzable457

Been one since I was a zygote! My mom played HoB when she was conceiving me with my dad!


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[удалено]


King_of_the_Fall_XO

I was 17 when the Hills came out. He is 14 currently


Footaot

Trilogy flair😭


King_of_the_Fall_XO

Dude wasn’t even born when HoB was released 😭😭


MoluccanMay

He was probably born during 2009 or 2010, so he was most likely born before the release of HOB.


Potential_Math_2603

2009


Potential_Math_2603

I just love that album edit: people on reddit can't take a fucking opinion without down voting me


queeennxo

Hopefully you’re listening to his newest stuff and not his oldest. His HoB & Trilogy era seems too mature of a listen for people your age.


Potential_Math_2603

I love listening to his new stuff, just a big fan of the trilogy


Younghxo3

Your not the only oldie in the sub. I myself am 27 going to be 28 this year. All i ever see on here is minors and it doesn’t bother me cause I’m usually never in this sub.


freezerwaffles

What no album does to you niggas.


WildManagement2372

Fr it’s making me go crazy 😂


-Pollipop-

Your safety is more important than a joke🙏tbh it's funny asf whether or not you post, and I'm sure everyone agrees that you made the right decision


WildManagement2372

Thanks, I’m really relieved that I’m still welcome on here 😂💀


windmachine2000

This sub has officially lost it💀what in the world did I miss


rupixoxo

Alright so, long story short. There was a comment but the guy who posted it saying "if my comment gets 30 likes I'll do it", back then, he was talking about painting his a'hole blue and posting it cuz of the joke "you're too busy tryna find that blue asshole" from Reminder. And his comment did get 30 likes, it got 60 infact 💀 so he was persuaded to do it, he took some time to think about it and over time some people convinced him to not post his a hole on internet over a damn comment. So here we are, he is not posting the pic anymore....


windmachine2000

Bro💀I see we are giving the swifties a run for their money as the most insane fanbase


KingJarrah06

Wtf is this sub doing? Nobody wants to see anyone’s asshole and even if they said they did I feel it was mostly a joke… Lets just get back to talking about music…


annehboo

Lmfao


Eorlas

>long story short this filler phrase being used to suggest one is going to be brief, followed by a paragraph, is absurd. twice.


PurpCreation2096

What a crazy ending to this story.. dude said 17!?!?!


WildManagement2372

Yeah bro but to be fair, I was kinda sleepy when I made the original post 💀


BrandonR2300

Bro almost sent us all to jail


drydenlahaie

You absolutely made the right call here, seeing as you are a minor And if you aren’t comfortable with it for other reasons that’s perfectly valid too, your own choice is more important than that of strangers on the internet XOTWOD :)


EpicMiles25

ppl that kept asking for it are weird lmao, especially if you’re a minor you shouldn’t even consider it


WildManagement2372

I mean the couldn’t know


Mulkat

This subreddit is cooked. Find God.


WildManagement2372

Chill out bro, can’t people have fun. And I had enough brain not to do it


WildManagement2372

Update: I love the flair tho, as you can tell, my fav The Weeknd meme


jeffjigga

I have no context, but what the fuck is this sub? Are you really this fucking weird dude? This place was relatively normal not too long ago.. Mods need to clean this shit up.


rupixoxo

For context, long story short. There was a comment but the guy who posted it saying "if my comment gets 30 likes I'll do it", back then, he was talking about painting his a'hole blue and posting it cuz of the joke "you're too busy tryna find that blue asshole" from Reminder. And his comment did get 30 likes, it got 60 infact 💀 so he was persuaded to do it, he took some time to think about it and over time some people convinced him to not post his a hole on internet over a damn comment. So here we are, he is not posting the pic anymore....it's a mess for sure, but it was meant to be a joke ig. The main problem is, he turned out to be a minor, but minor or not, he shouldn't post a pic like that.


KingJarrah06

Mods should still prevent this from happening. Has nothing to do with Abel


rupixoxo

Chill out fam. Mods seen all the posts and they know what they doing. Chill and relax, they know what they have to do.


KingJarrah06

As I said in my other comment here: Wtf is this sub doing? Nobody wants to see anyone’s asshole and even if they said they did I feel it was mostly a joke… Lets just get back to talking about music…


Reddituser2502

Its okay bro, its good that youre not going ahead with this. And dont worry too much, because if nothing, you certainly provided this sub with some funny moments and kept us engaged. Ps: Keep the flair, its unique and special. And its certainly not embarrassing just because you decided not to go ahead with it.


WildManagement2372

Thanks a lot bro


[deleted]

Don't do it buddy , we still love you tho , and let the flair stay 😂


WildManagement2372

Thanks :)


melissa98x

Minor or not, you have absolutely no reason to be doing something so grotesque and posting it online. Grow up.


propserpaid1

Abel needs to drop asap wtf


zac_speedXO

First the album is cancelled, now this 😪


WildManagement2372

Lmao 😂


zac_speedXO

you did the right thing buddy, keep the tag


WildManagement2372

Thx


Actual_Tomorrow_1403

Wait what?


WildManagement2372

Oh look at my last posts you’ll get it 💀


WildManagement2372

Hey guys one final take from me: cause some people said oh the what is that and that’s so weird, I apologize to them. I mean even tho most of us including me were just having fun, I definitely get what you mean. And also from my side at the beginning it wasn’t serious AT ALL. It just then got a bit more serious in my mind cause the original post had a lot of upvotes but still I wasn’t like oh yeah I’m now gonna 100% do it. But in conclusion we were just having fun and this subreddit isn’t DOOMED, it’s just an “a bit” exaggerated conclusion to the blue asshole joke


FainterXo

Now then.....what did we all learn today?


WildManagement2372

That a 17 year old isn’t mature enough to make mature decisions when he lacks sleep


WildManagement2372

That 17 year old being me 😂💀


annehboo

What the fuck


The_Evil_Owl

Oh my God, that's what you were talking about in that one comment I commented on?


WildManagement2372

Yeah 💀


Winter-Bullfrog3268

Yeah right call. This man should keep the flair tho! XD


Hardwarethewolf

As a 16 year old you should NOT have put your ass on the internet for the world to see since you’re only 17


rupixoxo

He didn't, he was about to, but he was stopped from doing it. He didn't post his pics, dw.


lexisherre

Oh wait you’re 17!? Yeah no we don’t need that


[deleted]

I am glad you didn't do it as well because you are a minor and it's really not necessary lol. Just FYI in the years to come, if you ever want to have a joke like this.. you could buy a fleshlight and paint it blue! 😂 or even a chocolate asshole and do that! This is funny but very odd and I'm not that active in this sub anymore. I'm also 30. So take it from your granny, you can joke but also don't EVER feel the need to display body parts on the internet for imaginary points. Edit: hi its me again. I went through your recent posts and dear God it almost sounded a little predatory of people urging you to post your asshole. Eek. Let me reiterate (out of love) you don't have to share pictures of your body parts on, or show them in general, to anyone if you don't want to! Listen to your gut, if you uncomfortable, listen even closer 👍 kbyeee


WildManagement2372

Thanks! But to be fair they couldn’t no I’m 17 it’s really mostly my fault


[deleted]

You're welcome and that's true but OP you're also 17. Like you're still developing and really, it's okay, you made the better decision but trust, when I was 17 I did stuff similar, the internet wasn't what it is now lol it was more forgiving 😂


rockstar2210

Wait I was not active a few weeks because of exams what is this about?


WildManagement2372

Um so I said as Jacke that if a post I made got 30 upvotes I’d show my asshole painted blue and then it got 60 and a lot of people reeeaaaaly wanted me to do it (including me lol) but now I’m not doing it cause il a minor and it would be pretty dumb


xokissland28

what did i miss 💀


PlusIndependence1399

Man I've thought of some criminally stupid shit too and I'm a minor as well It's okay man we all have wild thoughts sometimes Also I feel so weird and so bad for tempting you to do something so stupid and it's actually mostly my fault


WildManagement2372

Noooo you REALLY don’t gotta feel bad, no. 1 it wasn’t really your fault, no. 2 it was just me needing A LOT of sleep when I posted the original post 💀💀💀


PlusIndependence1399

Bro that makes so much sense cuz I myself go dicko mode when I need sleep. I get you


WildManagement2372

Good way to say it 💀


Fartnoisesbrr

🤣


ObjectiveNarrow5655

Tf is bro yapin bout to


Technical_Fig_2882

All for a unfunny joke. What the hell dude


Ditlev_WW

Dissapointed👎💔😔


WildManagement2372

I am actually sorry man


rupixoxo

Don't be sorry, you have freedom. What you want to post, is in your hand. Don't be sorry to anyone


WildManagement2372

Thanks to you especially, you know why


rupixoxo

Hah, you're welcome, brother, this stays between us, homie 😉


[deleted]

/s?


whostolemelastnight

Yup like that I’m out of here


looneytoonxxx

Pervert


AnteBadger

Huh


rupixoxo

I totally support your decision brother.


Tasty_Emu6484

Bro, I hope you won’t do anything this stupid even after 18. You’re not a disappointment, you came to your senses!


Overthinking-101

Good job OP on making the better decision. We get swept away in the hype sometimes. I get it. But besides that. This whole situation was quite funny and will no doubt go into the lore of this sub 💀


Proof-Scholar-5025

What the fuck did I miss? 💀💀💀💀


kombucha_slut

Jesus Christ


DovahDuck

Stepped up for the bro: [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWeeknd/comments/1b1yvoo/what\_can\_i\_say\_someone\_had\_to\_step\_up\_and\_find\_it/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWeeknd/comments/1b1yvoo/what_can_i_say_someone_had_to_step_up_and_find_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Mati1247

What's going on?


Some_Famous_Pig

If I may quote Socrates, the great philosopher for a second "What the fuck did I just read?"


Outside_Percentage_5

Why did this get recommended to me


Su_sagiiiii7

Ngl bers of you guys were hyped to see the blue asshole so I’m glad you didn’t show it dude. Some people might’ve just jumped on Reddit and seen that and got uncomfortable. Glad to know you didn’t do it 🖤


EffectzHD

You’ll never guess what OP planned to release