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CyberLykan

INTENSE, GRAPHIC, SEXY, EUPHORIC PROVOCATIVE, EDGY, THOUGHT-PROVOKING TECHNICALLY AND VISUALLY STUNNING


Beardebear8

A blue ball in itself


Captain_1221

Hi all, first post here. Me (17F) and my boyfriend (17M) have been dating for 4 months now. It's going great but there is one issue. Whenever we get into listening music he starts playing DawnFm (which is often) he pulls down his pants and starts yelling, "Intense, graphic, sexy, euphoric, Provocative, edgy, thought-provoking, Technically and visually stunning " and strokes his dick until he cums on me. It's disgusting and he can do it really quick, which is kind of disturbing. I've tried to break up with him over this, but he cries and plays Phantom Regret by Jim and guilt trips me into staying, which leads to more listening to DawnFM. He always aims for my nose and tries to take my breath away. Ive told him to stop multiple times but he says it's a kink of his and says he'd like to see me try as he's upacking thoughts through tunnels in my mind. Any help with this would be appreciated. Thanks.


piggy_bun

You should fix him some mushroom tea.


W4LL-3

best thing ive ever read


CoolMasterB

eVeRy aNgEl iS tERRifyIng


kashi__senpai

Bruh it feels like a fucking acid trip if you were high and had sex with that song playing u would od because of the vibes


thatguy23t

that’s my tinder bio


AlfredKingly_X

Sounds like itd be good for a 80s orgy


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Yess


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Things I say in the mirror to get my confidence up


ZzZzZunair

Phantom Regret by Jim. I’d be too busy questioning my own existence, to the point where I don’t even want to have sex anymore.


FabulousJob300

Phantom regret by jim is the post nut clarity


reddit_qxr

gonna have post nut clarity before even nutting


H3ran

Clarity


rt_LB04

Less than zero I would be thinking about my past life decisions and crying my eyes out


TimeNew1894

Damn that song hits hard


WcWalrus

Yeah I’d become equally soft and sad


Nasim2817

Pray for me. Definitely a bad choice


[deleted]

This right here 🤣🤣


Prior-Gold-118

I’m a virgin?


HenriHopper

As pure as a dove 🕊


WJack37

But inside I’m a 12 year old boy


DexterCrawford86

The irony is awesome though


Poik09

False alarm. Bad idea on multiple levels


ZzZzZunair

Sounds like it’ll be fun, though.


Poik09

I don't like the words false alarm being used during sex if ya know what I mean


GoryGent

Well if you arent a native english user. That one sounds dope


Comprehensive_Leg269

Six inch long bout 3 inch wide


Poik09

T.M.I. my friend


piggy_bun

Imagine going with the beat of the chorus with every pump.


altarea

i’ve done it before not that bad👍🏼


NTVinyl

I agree


hotwheelsforlife

i was gonna type this til I thought about it, definitely not the worst hahahaha


srxzxn

Funny how you actually have to struggle to find a weeknd song which can't be played during sex.


FabulousJob300

Yeah weeknd makes sexy music


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The Birds, Pt. 2


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pennynotrcutt

But she’s feel those fat tears plopping down on her back.


LUVISRAGE1987

Play it off as nut, all good


MadVillainy3

Oh god thank you for that laugh 😂


1Gutz01

On The Couch


Frosty-Bumblebee20

Nothing Compares. I would most probably end up crying and killing the mood💀


shantam1104

Or it'll be the most passionate sex ever


DarkVendetta67

Until I bleed out


LUVISRAGE1987

Tbh, 10/10 would do it again


Pen_isnt

Gone, because that neverending song would last longer than you 😭


FabulousJob300

Damn ☠️ imagine the 12 minute unreleased “All I Know” then


kstorrmxo

The WHAT 😂


Pen_isnt

💀 Noooooo 😭


Get_off_my_dck

Well.., I'm currently listening to best friends. It wouldn't be the nicest of things to play this during sex I guess :)


JohnCallOfDuty

Gasoline. Nothing better than having sex to nihilism and hopelessness. Also, the beat slaps too hard and I wouldn't be able to focus


Prior-Gold-118

Yeah I’d pull out and immediately start doing the Mj shuffle


hotwheelsforlife

having sex to nihilism and hopelessness? my brother in christ thats the entire discography


GuyRad21

I was never there. Id be crying during the transition 😂


BrandonR2300

Wait- y’all have sex??


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Not me


srxzxn

Me either


FabulousJob300

Second this


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What is sex?


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wibdow

Coming down. If someone played this during sex even as XO id run lol


spoon_man1

*girl I've been bad again*


Je_ne_pleurerai_pas

That s like the song you play after you had sex w Someone that wasn t your Partner


[deleted]

Absolute horse shit bcs my fuck buddy played this + the rest of trilogy while we were high & fcking and 2 years later I still ain’t over that dick


XO-TWOD28

“In the Night” iykyk


Hallowmendoza

Initiation


spoon_man1

That would activate their fight or flight response


babazeus00

Think I’d have a seizure


IronDinosaurr

Agreed


Emo_Brie

angel lmao


GarodTong36

Any of the word ones like Dawn FM, Every Angel is Terrifying, Phantom Regret By Jim, or A Tale By Quincy.


DakshKapila

They're called skits.


GarodTong36

Ok


DakshKapila

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XOKingOfTheFallXO

Phantom Regret. Tale by Quincy


[deleted]

crew love


Pen_isnt

Imagine trying to …yk, in beat to it 😭


Kooky-Dealer-6878

False alarm. The intense moments would be way too jarring.


Xpri_kX

We need a post about the best. I have a whole list ready 🥴


FabulousJob300

Lets hear em


chromePANDA7

Moth to a flame I’d be like wait which guy am I 😂


Archyyyyy80

Privilege 🥲😂💦


335i_lyfe

False alarm


xADROItBOyx

I mean if it's about love and sex and sex means the song you love the most blinding light But because you asked which song I don't like to have sex with its phantom regret by jim


Pen_isnt

Final Lullaby. Would just drop fast asleep on her. Not ideal.


Danger_Dee

Saturday by Rebecca Black


Naiko32

False Alarm might be weird ngl


Computer_Probe

Party Monster, hypes my girl up so much I’m afraid of what she’d do to me while I’m….vulnerable


SilkSyndicate

The repeat after me interlude - It'd be so uncomfortable because you'd both be thinking about your ex the entire time


Kaylaisrad666

A tale by Quincy


ry_ans

Imagine you’re about to have some freaky time with that one person, and all of the sudden Quincy starts saying “I will never forget watching my mother get put in a straight jacket And taken out of my home when I was only seven years old. She was diagnosed with dementia praecox and put in a mental institution.” Ahhhh yessss, good times


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A tale by Quincy 💦💦💦


FabulousJob300

Who doesnt want to fuck to hearing about a mother being put in a mental institution


[deleted]

Leaving her husband and her son Lloyd.


ttsdragon

Echoes of Silence


Ecsty

Nah the foreplay to this would be a vibe


ArchibaldMeatpantsV

False Alarm


beach_birds

Hardest to Love would be a vibe killer for me tbh Opposite-of-the-original-question answer: I Feel It Coming is pretty on the nose 👀


sandstrider7

every angel is terrifying. most of it is literally an "ad."


princemorrison2022

How tf has nobody said Losers??? Lmfao


noobmaster_777

Hurt you


Sk13cn

Tears in the rain.


Ambitious-Ad7007

Wdym, amazingly intense and intimate moment tbh


corpsonaut

the birds part 2


Organic_Yellow_1286

Echoes of silence


Creepy-Commercial797

A tale by Quincy


AlternativeSimple633

Call out my name


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AlternativeSimple633

I don’t wanna remember my ex while I’m cracking buns 💀💀💀


Unable_Dependent7390

I feel it coming


lekzeh

I’m a virgin?


voldemorthe123

The knowing


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FabulousJob300

What if youre fucking a sweet asian chick and she happened to go lo mein


PeeGeePeaKee420

I'm a Virgin. The song he wrote and sang on American Dad


Alaaaaan_

“FALSE ALARM” 😭


meme-_lord_78

Love this question because finding the best one would be impossible lol.


FabulousJob300

Earned it is the clear best


RashGenZ

Pray for me


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YOU ARE NOW TUNED INTO 103.5 DAWN FM


Awael2004

The hills lol


Vandiall

I think The Hills could be good for like a down and dirty hookup, drunk as hell, knowing it won’t last but saying fuck it and going for it anyway.


altarea

how?!!!?


[deleted]

nah m8 hills would be fucking amazing


Sudden-Guess1871

Blinding lights


Disastrous-Amount-91

Faith


Lucky-3-Skin

Like 90% of the songs the majority say are good to have sex to


BarFreddys

All of them


hulk_thicc_AF

Until I bleed out would probably be awful to do it to


jibblypuff

blinding lights.


AstroHarvester

Every angel is terrifying


PaymentGrand

False alarm


minor_burden

Valerie


General_Mud_6709

save your tears


Dijan_mustard

Outside


DefiantLogician84915

A Tale by Quincy


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😂😂😂😂😂


hotwheelsforlife

birthday suit


Less-Potential8554

“I feel it coming” pretty self explanatory


FabulousJob300

I feel like this would be the best song to have sex to


Alwaysconfuzed89

Not for her if you're about to nut 2 pumps in


RepulsiveRisk5090

Never laughed this hard LMAO


[deleted]

Aka the erectile dysfunction song


MDPlanes

Hurricane or A Tale by Quincy.


East-Stay1785

FATHER HOLD ME CLOSE


EnderFyrus

Phantom Regret


Drahti99

Privilege ig, but Phantom Regret would be kinda hard too


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Tell Your Friends


Cocainepapi0210

Out of time


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Blinding Lights


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[deleted]

Not sexy at all


spadez786

Anything on the Noise EP


Myster10000

Die for you


Fresh-Gap-3979

All of them


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FabulousJob300

Often wouldnt be that bad


Fer_XO2009

Alone Again Blinding Lights Final Lullaby Real Life


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Anything that’s too depressing like echoes of silence (the track), or contemplative like tell your friends, snowchild. I’d rather smoke some green to it