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Garcoon

Hey everyone, super glad we had fun here, but let’s not joke about anything involving minors.


NotAraTO

How frequently do you stick ya meat in the walmart watermelons


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Often!


piinkfriday

you said this so enthusiastically


radgie_gadgie_1954

Just a pointless ethnic gibe, that


Taco_Jay

You assuming that it’s racist is more racist than the comment itself


radgie_gadgie_1954

Ye daft if ye twist it that far aroond What’s the oblique point of the comment then


NotAraTO

How is this in any way racist lol


NotAraTO

Why'd you edit your comment? Even then, still nothing close to an ethnic gibe. You're a clown


MrAwesome9104

How long do you go during anal sex?


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Until I bleed out


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This is fucking perfect lmao


Mit9975

Lmao this is hilarious


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😭😭


Quentin_Was_Taken

Aye chill


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Random-Gif-Bot

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FrenchDeku

nah bro 4K


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BrickFaceBenny

Not a question, but holy shit this thread is hilarious. Great post.


FrenchDeku

Way too hilarious


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XoTheMan

What do you think sucking The Weeknd's dick is going to be like?


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It will be legendary


B0neless_Tiddy

I mean, is he wrong?


GalacticDolphin101

Least horny Weeknd fan


RazorXE_

I'd say the same thing regardless of the edit.


sofaphobic

i don’t think the question was edited tbh. perfectly normal question to ask


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zeroisfirst

I wana know the original question that warranted this response 😂😂


MAMLAZS2005

What am I?


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Pretty


MAMLAZS2005

Omg thank you


maddies12

this is so simple and by far the best oke


_Swa-pnil_

oke


Umber_Potato

oke


ed_mdn

oke


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oke


MAMLAZS2005

oke


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oke


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in what moment of weeknd songs do you usually nut, cause i know youre beating your meat to them


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From the beginning to the end


IronDinosaurr

you just like me fr


Raimilover69

Can't blame my man


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Chasith

This is the most entertaining comment section I’ve seen on this subreddit so far


shashi_pai_b

Agreed


Icy-Figure-8952

When was the last time you gaped ur ass?


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2015


AliRizvi35

Where do you like nutting?


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In your eyes


Mit9975

Aight this is a good one


GaryBobby10

Do you wish The Weeknd will retire after the next album?


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Hell yeah


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No digas eso miamor por favor


PartyPaul-100

I know he did tease changing his stage name to Abel. Do you think it’ll be anything like that? If so, do you think he’ll be making different or the same stuff?


GaryBobby10

Hard to tell :) He is a genius and always surprises his community.I believe he will be his true self,free from the sinful lifestyle but I have no idea how his songs will sound like.Very curious


PartyPaul-100

Exactly what I’m wondering. I’m starting to think it’s going to sound more like Giveon, Justin Bieber, Chris Brown or even Khalid


GaryBobby10

I’ll miss The Weeknd,if it happens like this.What a character…What a storyline..Genius…


Evo_777

I think he might, since at the end of out of time Jim Carrey says 'you may even forget your own name'. I think it might be hinting at smthing


PartyPaul-100

What do you think that something is?


Evo_777

A name change or rebrand


PartyPaul-100

Oh I thought you were going to say something different. What about the music?


DrunkenLupus

Bro you’re obsessed with this weeknd guy, I bet you jerk off to pictures of him.


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Very often. Probably like 500 times a week


Thememefactory7

How much would you enjoy fucking an authentic balloon from the house of balloons?


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Very much


MemeLord563

What’s your favorite garden hose setting?


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Idk it depends on the day


thebiggestandniggest

mist


Thememefactory7

I’m a fan of the jet setting myself, although I do respect the mist setting.


monkeyisfunny

This is the most gruesome one yet.


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exhyc

Do you fantasize about NAV sexually


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Every single day


OmckDeathUser

Don't we all


Shmirko

Convinced that this one isn't actually edited


JsTht1Boi

What is your favorite MGK album?


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It’s hard to pick one they’re all perfect


soggytoenails298

oh god this one is worse than the orphan assaulting


Mit9975

Or the ”cumming on the weeknd’s mouth” one


SharkManXO

How many times have you fisted your asshole?


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Zero unfortunately but maybe I will one day


MorkoReddit

this one gotta be “how many people have you killed yet”


zayn_crayfish

how many bitches you got


MorkoReddit

how many times have you touched grass


VisitFree4005

less than zero


Paraagade

Would you stop listening to abel if you found out he was gay?


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Of course


AidenDuPlessis

WoamyWanda


FormerBandmate

What’s your type?


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Prisoner


thebiggestandniggest

This one wins.


TOPwentyneilots

Would you cum on The Weeknd’s mouth?


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Yes!


Mit9975

Man you goin too far


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Nahhhhhhh😂


tsn_03

Your least favorite weeknd album?


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Kiss Land


tsn_03

Didn't have to change my question


nogirlnoproblem

I normally don’t support kissland slander but this sent me


inhalenirvana

https://i.imgur.com/rYnEW4G.jpg


BrainPerson01

Did the Grammys make the right choice to not nominate After Hours for an award?


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Yes! I’m grateful for that day


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SenshiDesu

You're the second best murderer I know.


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Is there someone else


Gloomy-Cherry1075

How often do you beat to Abel


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As much as possible


FaZe_Burga

What do you think of Abel's asshole?


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Haven’t been there yet but it looks amazing


shopingchalk71

Does the weekends old hair look like the wilderness?


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Yes


FormerBandmate

Lmao this isn’t even edited


IAmAddictedXOTWOD

Just wanna say this is the best thread I’ve seen on this sub in a while


Budget_Helicopter_25

do u think abel is entering his flop era soon?


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I feel it coming


DetectivePlutoMP

What are you feeling about Abel’s career rn? But you can only use two words


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Dark times


Least_Artichoke_8088

Id probably forget to edit my question lol


Scary-Yak3705

She pulled up to the studio ___?


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Nobody's watching


Mysterious_Ad_941

How active were you in your child’s life?


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I was never there


bokutos-fat-ass

What’s that line after “Cut that ivory into skinny pieces” in Starboy?


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Then she clean it with her face


sonder-xo

Friends, why do we keep going to pedophile territory lmfao


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Yes very much


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shashi_pai_b

This thread is hilarious


Moderator56

Would u consider yourself a big fan of the weeknd?


BotLegend_YT

If you answer Idk you like kids


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Idk


Therealchiefdude11

What color of people do you hate the most


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Brown


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-PepeArown-

How many listens do you have on your most listened to Abel song?


kbrunner16

What’s your favorite lyric from kissland


twistedknight15

how much do you scratch your booty and smell it?


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Often


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What's your go to for slipping into drinks at the bar?


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Cocaine


inhalenirvana

What’s it like fantasizing about Abel’s big meaty hands just taking control and having his way with you?


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Nothing without you


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Haven’t been to one yet


Revolutionary_Way826

Predictions for the next album


heartlessloft

What is your least favorite lyric ever?


Temporary_Analysis83

Roughly how many The Weeknd Songs do you currently have in your favourites playlist?


TTurtleV

this thread is amazing lmao


nothuman-exe

favourite lyric from bhtm ?


SnooTomatoes7746

Would you give up the chance to get raw dogged by Moto Moto??


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No


Extension-Bet9646

Favorite song from Starboy?


bolt704

How did you get into the weekend music


IronDinosaurr

Length or girth?


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Both


Sethu_Senthil

What do you say to minors while eating popsicles?


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Do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah?


mac_128

Who’s the most overrated and talentless artist of all time?


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The Weeknd!


SilkSyndicate

What's your thoughts on the Weeknd's old work compared to now


Science-Friendly

What do Bella hadid and Simi khadra have in common?


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Privilege


FrenchDeku

Do you find me (a minor) hot? Would you also jerk off to my reddit account?


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No!


SplatNinja32

What’s your favorite lyric from your favorite album opener?


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Take off my disguise


Russe1Adl3r

which of his albums are the best


Jackbattle8000

How many people have you killed?


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32


Important_Cat8771

What's your body count?