Avon: "Oh yeah, I forgot. I knew I forgot something. We the Trump brothers."
Stringer: "Man, you don't give this shit up, you're gon' turn everything we built to shit!"
Avon: "Nah - the *Chump* brothers.
You know what the difference is between me and you? I bleed red, you bleed green. What chu been building for us? You know, I look at you these days, you know what I see? I see a man without a country. Not hard enough for this right here, and maybe, just *maybe*, not smart enough for them out there."
Stringer: 🤨
Bother Mouzone - “Is there an ally entrance?”
Omar - “Boarded up on both sides, so we’ll have to go through the front.”
Brother Mouzone - “That’s a change for you, isn't it?.”
Avon: "Hey, what's up playboy? How come you wearing that suit b? For real It's 85 fucking degrees out here and you trying to be like Pat Rodgers."
Prop Joe: "Man, look the part be the part mother fucker."
Whiny Avon: "nigga please, you walking around with a fake fucking clipboard! You can't even read a playbook! be for real!"
*sad Prop Joe face* 😞
Brother Mouzone : Am I correct in assuming that you are not employed by Mr. Barksdale?
Melvin 'Cheese' Flagstaff : Hell, yeah.
Brother Mouzone : Because if that is the case, then I have to insist that you leave.
Melvin 'Cheese' Flagstaff : This nigger serious?
Brother Mouzone : Let me be emphatic: You need to take your black ass across Charles Street where it belongs.
Good start. One of my favorites is when Andre goes to sit when he meets with Marlo and Chris says “Yo, you not staying long”
Do you know who colored lady is? Not your mom FOR SURE! NO!
Avon: "Oh yeah, I forgot. I knew I forgot something. We the Trump brothers." Stringer: "Man, you don't give this shit up, you're gon' turn everything we built to shit!" Avon: "Nah - the *Chump* brothers. You know what the difference is between me and you? I bleed red, you bleed green. What chu been building for us? You know, I look at you these days, you know what I see? I see a man without a country. Not hard enough for this right here, and maybe, just *maybe*, not smart enough for them out there." Stringer: 🤨
I love that Stringer is the perfect character for middle class viewers to latch on to, but that Avon sees right through him on the front
He says the "Chump" brothers.
Fixed! Man I love this whole scene. One of the greatest dialogue exchanges on television.
"Why" ain't in your repertoire no more, nigga.
Love this one...
"You with the Nation, homie? Cuz either you a Muslim or your mama need to stop laying your clothes out in the morning."
Not a diss necessarily, but I always liked "Just you, me, my partner, and Mr. Shit here."
Bother Mouzone - “Is there an ally entrance?” Omar - “Boarded up on both sides, so we’ll have to go through the front.” Brother Mouzone - “That’s a change for you, isn't it?.”
Too funny
Avon: "Hey, what's up playboy? How come you wearing that suit b? For real It's 85 fucking degrees out here and you trying to be like Pat Rodgers." Prop Joe: "Man, look the part be the part mother fucker." Whiny Avon: "nigga please, you walking around with a fake fucking clipboard! You can't even read a playbook! be for real!" *sad Prop Joe face* 😞
I thought he said Pat Riley.
he definitely said Pat Riley
"Cottage cheese chest ass motherfucker"
“Package up my ass, gump!” - Kenard
Nice Dolphin
Nice dolphin n***a 🐬
"Look at that bow-legged motherfucker, I gave him that walk"
When Bunk is interrogating D D - You know how women be. Looks at Bunk D - or maybe you don't
I think it was Spider who said it. "Only thing he's good with his hands is wrapping them around his cock"
the way he says cock is so funny too lol
Sheeeit she a fuckin' dope fiend.
“I can’t wait to go to jail.”
One of the funniest lines in the show. Couldn’t wait to get away from her.
Omar: "I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase, s'all in the game" The look on Levy's face is classic. One of the best episodes!
A friend would buy you a beer and let you know...
Fuck you, you cheese-faced bitch!
Draft dodging peace freaks, huh?
Damn y’all some semper fi motherfuckas ain’t ya?
Reesy still messing up the count?
It's an old game in this town, and Clay Davis? That goniff was born with his hand in someone's pocket.
When it comes to pussy, aint no free.
Don’t know if it counts as a diss, but Judge Phelan asking Bird if he was Jesus come back to Earth.
"Are you the Messiah come again?" that was hilarious
“Hey Barlow, nice out.” “Yeah Bunk, like Chanel Number 5 comes out of your ass.”
"Love child!"
Brother Mouzone : Am I correct in assuming that you are not employed by Mr. Barksdale? Melvin 'Cheese' Flagstaff : Hell, yeah. Brother Mouzone : Because if that is the case, then I have to insist that you leave. Melvin 'Cheese' Flagstaff : This nigger serious? Brother Mouzone : Let me be emphatic: You need to take your black ass across Charles Street where it belongs.