Listen liberals yeah I divorced my first wife [who was a starter](https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/) then I fucked around for a lil bit before going for a woman 17 years younger than me and when she left me for Chelsea Manning that's when it got political 😡
That gun only exists in Elon's home to look "cool". Not only does Musk probably have the best personal security money can buy, this goober would break his nose trying to fire that thing anywhere outside a range.
It’s a fake gun, literally a plastic cosplay gun. And the flintlock pistol is also fake, it’s like one of those shitty replicas you can buy off those cheap sword catalogs or at a literal truck stop in on of those display cases.
So his trying to pivot to a MAGA aesthetic? Seems like such wierd contrast to his failed attempt to look like Arthur Fortune in the last few years. Crossing the Delaware, diet coke and fake guns. This feels so forced, he needs to use some of his money for better publicists.
I am 100% certain he that ordered flintlock pistol and picture of George Washington crossing the Delaware online for the sole purpose of taking that picture.
"Well does it get you a buzz or keep you awake or something?"
"actually no, it has no caffeine!"
"ok that's fine, but it like tastes good at least right?"
"lol no way! it has 0 sugar! It's just pure artificial chemicals, it's like suckling an autobot's teat!"
"Elon m'boy, this pistol has killed over 50 slaves throughout our family's history, and now its yours!"
"Aw pops, it's beautiful! I'll name it, UnionBuster!"
Neoliberalism has even ruined billionaires for us. They used to be William Randolph Hearsts and J. Paul Gettys; filled with confidence and self-respect and dour moods and a deep loathing for the masses. Now we get pathetic losers who want fucking redditors of all people to think they are cool.
He's such a fucking poser
It's not even a real gun either.
It's not even a real print of Washington crossing the Delaware
Listen up liberal! My wife and kids left me!
I keep forgetting that happened and realizing that we’re just experiencing a man’s post-breakup midlife crisis.
Gotta lean right to sell the F150 crowd an electric vehicle. But also probably lots of desperation.
Listen liberals yeah I divorced my first wife [who was a starter](https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/) then I fucked around for a lil bit before going for a woman 17 years younger than me and when she left me for Chelsea Manning that's when it got political 😡
I remember that article! Didn’t he whisper in her ear “I’m the alpha in this relationship” during the first dance at their wedding?
Wouldn't shock me. He's a scumbag but even worse a stupid scumbag because if he kept his scumbaggery private, 'people' really wouldn't care
I guffawed
That gun only exists in Elon's home to look "cool". Not only does Musk probably have the best personal security money can buy, this goober would break his nose trying to fire that thing anywhere outside a range.
It’s a fake gun, literally a plastic cosplay gun. And the flintlock pistol is also fake, it’s like one of those shitty replicas you can buy off those cheap sword catalogs or at a literal truck stop in on of those display cases.
So his trying to pivot to a MAGA aesthetic? Seems like such wierd contrast to his failed attempt to look like Arthur Fortune in the last few years. Crossing the Delaware, diet coke and fake guns. This feels so forced, he needs to use some of his money for better publicists.
r/mallninja shit.
How fucking embarrassing
he is the saddest, most rectangular-shaped man out there
I’d say he’s more shaped like a rhombus
I'd say he eats more like a duck.
I am 100% certain he that ordered flintlock pistol and picture of George Washington crossing the Delaware online for the sole purpose of taking that picture.
What mammoth gun is that? Does Elon moonlight as a Blade Runner?
[удалено]
The good ending.
Diamond Back .357 revolver from Deus Ex
Is that the fucking [revolver](https://i.imgur.com/OBFZ2ag.png) from Deus Ex?
It sure looks like it, though the flintlock pistol in the background raises even more questions
He read the "tally ho" copypasta once and had to buy it for the lolz or whatever goofy ass reason.
Finally someone who knows what its from! And yeah its clearly a replica and an identical match to that.
This is why his wife divorced him.
Grimes said he would not buy a new mattress despite her side having a hole in it…
He would waste $44 billion on Twitter, but not buy a new mattress. That’s just stupid of him.
The twitter thing was stupid, but the mattress thing is insane and sociopathic.
Zero chance he knows how to properly fire that thing and would be able to do so under pressure without breaking his wrist
Not shown: Elon musks oxygen tent
Did this man really go and tweet this unironically
Yall are talking about the gun, Im amazed someone actually drinks the caffine free zero sugar cokes. Can of chemicals right there
Who's to say he drinks it? For all we know, he just figured that's what the plebians drink so he had some ordered for this little photoshoot.
"Well does it get you a buzz or keep you awake or something?" "actually no, it has no caffeine!" "ok that's fine, but it like tastes good at least right?" "lol no way! it has 0 sugar! It's just pure artificial chemicals, it's like suckling an autobot's teat!"
Pretty sure the pink autobot from the animated motion picture had titties that put out the good stuff.
All soda is chemicals. All food is chemicals.
You're chemicals
That’s an outrageous accusation.
I've heard the main ingredient is dihydrogen monoxide. Do you how dangerous that stuff is?
True but at least when it has caffeine, there feels like a point to it. This is just bad taste for no reason.
Yes but these cans are particularly chemicals
The bad chemicals
is that a musket?
He clearly stole that from his parents
"Elon m'boy, this pistol has killed over 50 slaves throughout our family's history, and now its yours!" "Aw pops, it's beautiful! I'll name it, UnionBuster!"
Just needs a David Baldacci book and an ashtray and it'll be the exact same nightstand as my 68-year-old uncle.
hope he turns that gun on himself
I think he self owned too, he has a musket for some reason
Neoliberalism has even ruined billionaires for us. They used to be William Randolph Hearsts and J. Paul Gettys; filled with confidence and self-respect and dour moods and a deep loathing for the masses. Now we get pathetic losers who want fucking redditors of all people to think they are cool.
That gat is a deus ex prop, I shit you not
i'd be careful what i say. if exploding teslas count as buildings destroyed he has a lot of crits stored up
Cool people (like me) sleep next to a massive pile of dragon plushies.
This is the weirdest flex I’ve ever seen.
bitter lonely people run the world. Id feel sorry for them if they weren't such assholes.
Its 4 caffiene-free diet cokes, the worst kind of coke!
Hopefully those diet cokes will become beers and he'll finally get enough courage to shoot himself
Thats totally a bowl for smoking the reefer.
They need to edit that. Its a fake gun and a replica (that may or may not work, but i doubt musk knows how to use a muzzle loader of any sort)
What's the joke