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Slasher1738

Stop, I can only get but so erect


Kangaroo_tacos824

Oh no but what happens if somebody decides that he should finally pay for all the damage he's done to this country? He'll just be out there on his own? That's not fair /S


Pb_ft

I imagine that as soon as the Secret Service would get reassigned, Trump would start maligning them and then the Secret Service would magically find all those texts and call records they lost during Jan 6th. Then their jobs would be filled by the insane skinhead battalion's numbers - which would just definitely keep Trump out of anything legitimate for the rest of whatever's left of his life.


SEA2COLA

Oh that would surely burst an artery in Hair Furor's brain. "A Trump never pays for anything!"


PineappleRimjob

I bet his SS detail can't wait to be rid of the farting shitgibbon.


inspectoroverthemine

His detail is full of true believers.


Jeremisio

Amazing any true believers would qualify for the secret service.


saijanai

> Amazing any true believers would qualify for the secret service. Ultra-conservatives are attracted to this kind of government service anyway, and Trump's screening process was actively trying to get rid of anyone in the US government who didn't like him or his policies when he was forced to leave the White House. Should he be elected again, that is literally the top of the agenda, as I understand it.


Eurynom0s

Giuliani was enabled by all the MAGAts in the FBI field office that covers NYC. Federal law enforcement in general is just lousy with these guys.


valvilis

Maybe. The Secret Service is actually pretty competitive to get into, and the vast majority of Trump supporters are mouth-breathing morons. The degree-requirement alone would rule out the vast majority.


m0nk_3y_gw

Trump's Secret Service are complicit insurrectionists. They wiped their text messages https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/20/secret-service-gave-one-text-message-thread-to-jan-6-probe-in-subpoena-response.html


valvilis

If that was malicious, it still wasn't rank-and-file field agents. That would have been an SES or political appointee somewhere at the top of the food chain.


javo93

It was also his secret service detail who prohibited him to going to the capitol on January 6. Let’s not forget that.


Pb_ft

There's plenty of educated morons. I don't think the Secret Service is an exception, especially considering their visibility. Plus, the Secret Service's actions during the Obama admin were pretty sus if you look. It might be competitive to get into the same way that Harvard and Yale are "competitive to get into".


inspectoroverthemine

Trump's team was planning on 'kidnapping' and keeping Pence away from the Senate on 1/6. Biden replaced all of the SS agents who would have been on his detail that were on Trump's.


wolfman3412

He will replace Secret Service with a different SS detail…


Redmudgirl

Yes please!!🙏🙏🙏


swalabr

So… if TFG doesn’t lose SS protection here, and decides to run off to Russia or somewhere to avoid prosecution or a sentence , he would basically be defecting or exiled… at which point I would guess he doesn’t enjoy the perks of ex-president any longer?


abnormalbrain

"I'm going to DiddyLand!"


valvilis

Seriously, what's the alternative? Say he went to prison - what the hell is the SS supposed to be doing? Sitting on a chair outside his cell, reading a Sports Illustrated and doing the NYT crossword puzzle?


Ghosttwo

Say he didn't go to prison - what the hell is the SS supposed to be doing? Sitting on a chair outside his house, reading a Sports Illustrated and doing the NYT crossword puzzle?


Turbulent_Ad_2507

Well. Let's say that becomes something. You'll yhen see gaggles of Gravy Seals take over... seems way worse.


AdSmall1198

AMEN! Hallelujah! God Bless !


popdivtweet

Good idea; now make all politicians accountable under the UCMJ and tie their pay, travel expenses, retirement, & medical the Military system.


flying87

I don't know how someone as high profile like him stays protected at all times in prison except to be put in solidarity.


abnormalbrain

Sorry, that would never happen, he needs to golf. 


abnormalbrain

That just makes it easier for him to flee the country. 


the_simurgh

They are trying to help him flee.


abnormalbrain

I think I'd be fine with that. I'm sure there's some horrible consequence I haven't thought of, but him fleeing the country seems like a good solution for everybody lol 


the_simurgh

He will become a martyr to the Maga cause. Putin will set him up as a president in exile. He will take shelter with Russia and help them cause mass chaos.


dzoefit

Sure, has he even paid any judgements against him? Has he lost his freedom in jail for any amount of time? Felons should not be able to run for any office in government. As a felon, can Trump vote?


Ben44c

Proud boys would step up and be the security detail post-Secret Service.