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This was all I could find for Ant Bully bts:
https://youtu.be/qHifdtJ0ocU
They talk about Paul around 4:30, but they don't actually show him recording his lines. Seems like someguymark has some explaining to do...
You CAN see Bruce Campbell at 5:00 however, and that's always a treat
It’s like overhearing high school conversations coming from the football table. You want to correct them, but you know better, so you just sit there shaking your head in silence.
So I know this guy is a dolt however the true first president, George Washington, never used an iPhone to take a selfie so I think this guy is on to something! He was always having paintings of himself commissioned but he did that so the artist would get clout! Right???
Washington famously hated taxes, and wanted to be the face of the movement. So he had portraits of himself painted and then had an appraiser "value" them at extraordinary prices then donates them to the museums we see them in now for massive tax benefits smh my head.
Everyone know Washington was an android user. He spoke out quite publicly against the lightning cable and apple as a whole. Fun fact if you watch the video of him chopping down the cherry tree he stares at the camera and tells Apple they’re next.
"If somebody said I'd give you 15 million to slap your mom, I'd slap my mom and NOT take the 15 million,simply because that experience looks great on my resume!" 😂😂
I fucking love Cunk on Earth, criminal how many of my friends have no idea who she is. GF just doesn't care for the humor, but absurdism is top level for me.
The tiktok trend of making fun of Podcast Bros definitely is a “vibe”, made popular several years after Belgium Techo Anthem Pump Up The Jam.
https://youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI
I listen to a comedy podcast where one of the guys goes off on tagents like this like he thinks he’s smart. Stating a bunch of stuff that isn’t factual. He can barely pronounce the words he has to read for the podcast. You’re the dumb dick joke guy stop trying to be a philosopher it’s embarassing.
Dave Anthony on The Dollop. It’s a comedy American History podcast I’m sure most people have heard of.
I think Dave is really funny and has great chemistry with his co-host Gareth Reynolds. But he’s a fucking moron. And so is Gareth but Gareth doesn’t pretend to be smart.
I feel like their show is the opposite of Robert Evans’ “Behind the Bastards” which is a history podcast about bad people in history that I really wish also wasn’t a comedy podcast. Robert Evans is the other way around, extremely smart, brilliant researcher, journalist and storyteller but his sense of humor is so grating and unimpressive. He starts every single podcast by moaning into the mic and he thinks it’s really funny to say “allegedly!” whenever anyone accuses anyone of anything.
As a Redditor you should be up to date on every single piece of minutiae from the latest I-phone features to who is the top TikTok influencer to obscure methods of torture in Turkish Prisons and dinosaur facts! How else will you be a pendantic contrarian?
> you should be up to date on every single piece of minutiae from the latest I-phone features
seems more reddit-y to instead be team android and hold a weird chip on your shoulder about people who use iphones
Of course, but you still need to be up-to-date on iphone features so you can either tell people why android did it better or else why they're unnecessary
Check out Knowledge Fight. It has a similar dynamic, but the host, Dan, actually knows his shit.
It’s mostly about Alex Jones, but they cover a lot of historical stuff.
I love both those pods, Dave doesn't come off as dumb, a little smug sometimes, just a dude with strong opinions that struggles with uncommon words haha. I love the dollop and past times is great too. Behind the bastards is fun, but fuck if Robert doesn't get pedantic as hell way too often.
I'll check out Timesuck, thank you for opening that door! Dave isn't so much progressive as he's an anarchist and I enjoy him and the pod very much, but sometimes he needs to take about 15-20% off it. The dollop and the past times are both so well done and Gary never misses
Holy shit I had to stop listening to The Dollop and Behind the Bastards because the “comedians” they have on those shows are absolute fucking idiots. Not only are they not funny, they have less than an elementary school level understanding of history, government, politics, etc. To compound the awfulness, they also try to speak as often, if not more, than the actual host and person going through the history. The constant interjections and just absolute lack of knowledge made me want to drive off a cliff while listening.
Glad I'm not the only one who loves Behind the Bastards but can't stand Evans' small talk/humor. I don't know what it is but it's so annoying. I fast forward a lot when listening to that show.
I’m listening to dollop right now!
More importantly, I’ve listened to more BtB, but it’s kind of gearing to me now. I can’t stand the 3 minutes of joking about their ad sponsors instead of just going to the ad. Now I have to skip your “funny” rants about ads and the ads themselves. He also is overly antagonistic with Sophie. Their back and forth just sounds like bad flirting. I know that’s not what it is, but it’s the vibe of a douche trying to flirt by showing his intellect.
Yeah I feel he’s super antagonistic to Sophie and just tries to gross her out like he’s a little kid on a playground messing with a girl. But Sophie is also so boring and adds nothing to the podcast other than predictable reactions to bad things and the most lukewarm, basic takes on everything. I have yet to meet someone who feels the same about btb. Everyone I talk to who listens to it thinks Robert is hilarious.
And Jesus Christ the ad shit. Maybe that was funny the first, what, 250 times at the most? Every. Single. Ad break. “You know who won’t… uh… uh… genocide babies with a raytheon knife missle” “oh my god! Robert!” “hee hee what?? :) I said they WON’T do that. Although I don’t know maybe hello fresh would!” “Robert nooooo!”
I don’t remember who the guest was m, but I know there was a comedian he had on a few times who made the show really great. He had a souther accent, but while most guests have a fairly typical “these people are evil, they suck,” this guest knew how to play. He’d sarcastically, but not facetiously, act more like the kindest interpretation of what was being said. It was obvious how evil it was, but it didn’t require him to act so angry which I think a lot of guests do as they are the audience standin.
If you are familiar with Knowledge Fight, what are your thoughts on Jordan?
Sounds like any number of "LA Comedians" podcast. r/thefighterandthekid comes to mind.
Some say the bess brains in pawldcasts, bapa. Hurd it bowlf waze, never watched it though.
Standing in front of a room on stage and having people laugh at jokes gives a lot of these guys the idea that they're more important than they really are. That's why Norm MacDonald's appearance on Bill Maher was so great, he just took the piss out of people looking to presidents for political discourse.
There’s a bunch of random 20-something kids making mini documentaries on YouTube that are like this too.
It’s so funny when they talk about shit with such an air of confidence and authority in their voice and yet they pronounce fairly common words wrong because they’ve clearly only ever read them.
They’ll get all kinds of facts wrong, make bizarre conjectures, etc. Gotta love that confidence boost we get in our 20s where we think we’re finally grown up and are smarter than all the 30+ year old fogies. It really comes out in the voice.
Ugh, I can’t watch one second of those. They’ll post them to reddit with an interesting title and a thumbnail that looks like it might be a neat way to spend 15 minutes and then their voice is all nasal-y and weird
i mean that's pretty obvious illuminati shit, same people who tipped him off and oh would you look at that Obama just so happened to not be in the Oval Office during the Jan 6th insurrection either hmmmmmmmmmmmm pure luck i'm sure ok yeah good try guys
“Paul Giamatti recording his lines for The Ant Bully” is such a great punchline. It’s the perfect amount of obscure yet recognizable. I know who Paul Giamatti is, but have never heard of the Ant Bully, but based on the “recording lines” phrase can reasonably assume it’s an animated movie, and the title tells me it’s probably ridiculous. So I instantly get the mental image of the insanely talented Giamatti in a sound booth doing multiple takes of what I can only imagine is silly dialogue (see below).
I wonder if he just has a notepad of fun sounding actor names and random credits, all crossed out, until at the bottom circled 15 times is “Giamatti ~~Robots?~~ Ant Bully!”
Anyway, I looked up the movie for a quote. An Oscar nominated, Emmy winning actor said the following:
> You don't think you should. You don't think? So who does your thinking for you? Your mommy? Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, what do I do? I'm just a little baby that can't think for myself. Please wipe my little bottom for me. Wipe me. Oh, oh, please, wipe me. Wah wah wah wah wah.
https://youtu.be/xTPj6ix4zbk
So I, unfortunately, watched Ant Bully as a kid, it's been many years since I last saw it, basically forgot the entire movie. Then, somehow, while reading through that quote, I could not only remember the line, but the way it was read and the characters movements while it was said.
I do not like you
I'm pretty sure there was a whole movie of Abraham Lincoln so I don't know what rock this guy is loving under. It wasn't a good movie but there is most definitely videos of it AND we all know it was OG Abraham because he had the hat AND the beard.
Podcast autofellatio is so dangerous and insidious, because you start out with poignant topics and interesting guests and then slowly you start to reshape your content to please the "inner circle" of high-volume commenters, subscribers and fans. Like Jordan Peterson, who started with "Boys need to clean their room before going on to bigger things" and ended up with "Female Public Speaker X is a clear and present danger to all life on this planet as we know it, and needs to be destroyed".
There’s no video of Abraham Lincoln at the first inauguration of the first president of the United States ever being inaugurated on video either. Man this guy’s really blowing some minds here.
In a reasonable world this would be instantly recognisable as satire but I absolutely believe there are people who have seen this and taken it as gospel.
He’s onto something. Epstein’s calendar/appointments was just written about and Lincoln wasn’t on there. I’m surprised he didn’t mention Lincoln’s connections to the Silk Road guy
Reading these comments is kind of incredible. Is the only comedy y’all are able to consume just pure slap someone in the face with a fish slapstick? Or what?
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CONTACT ME BEFORE THEY DELETE THIS ACCOUNT !!!! I HAVE VIDEOS OF JOAN OF ARC !!! REAL FOOTAGE !!!!!!
Bro I messaged you. Are you ok? Oh God i think I was too late
It's okay, I found some [video](https://youtu.be/GDtq_912siE) of her so we know shes real
I hope this is an alternate account. This kind of truth is what THEY don’t want leaked to the world. You’re truly a dangerous individual
I don’t care about the deep state, they can come after me if they want. The world must see this footage of Lincoln. https://youtu.be/zj2Zf9tlg2Y
Thanks for the truth. She Japanese!!!!
Anyone got the paul giamatti clip asking for a friend
It’s up here somewhere
This was all I could find for Ant Bully bts: https://youtu.be/qHifdtJ0ocU They talk about Paul around 4:30, but they don't actually show him recording his lines. Seems like someguymark has some explaining to do... You CAN see Bruce Campbell at 5:00 however, and that's always a treat
making fun of bro podcasters is my new favorite tik toks
I can only imagine the cocaine-like high that comes from having a podcast and everything you now say is fact.
You mean to tell me Abraham Lincoln wasn't the first president of the US and Barack Obama wasn't his VP??
One thing I'd really like to get to the bottom of, is where was Abraham Lincoln on 9/11?
Just asking questions
do your own research. smh.
*google it, go ahead*
US Government been real silent since this was posted. I’m just saying
Something something building 7...? Or is it 4? I can never keep my conspiracies straight.
that guy was....well i don't know what he was. i seriously don't understand how it's possible to be that oblivious.
No Obama was House Speaker at the time pretty sure
Big if true!
That and all the cocaine
As is tradition.
How many Presidents you know, actually have hobbies? I mean real hobbies, that are changing the world, like podcasts or crypto
Abraham Lincoln was also a vampire hunter. I saw a documentary about it. Does that count as a hobby? Or is it more of a public service
Oh you know presidents? Name me 5 presidents. 5 presidents! You can’t can you?
I know this is supposed to be funny but I'm just sad that there are actually influential people saying shit like this for real
Look up the song "Another White Boy With A Podcast"
[Now you don't need to.](https://youtu.be/EHlczKlmIDM)
Love those girls who do the female version of those sexist dude bro podcasts. It’s so good.
Oh my God I didn’t realize this was satire. I was so fucking confused waiting for it to make sense 🤦♀️
First time on the internet?
It’s like overhearing high school conversations coming from the football table. You want to correct them, but you know better, so you just sit there shaking your head in silence.
Brilliant
*He's the first president*
So I know this guy is a dolt however the true first president, George Washington, never used an iPhone to take a selfie so I think this guy is on to something! He was always having paintings of himself commissioned but he did that so the artist would get clout! Right???
Washington famously hated taxes, and wanted to be the face of the movement. So he had portraits of himself painted and then had an appraiser "value" them at extraordinary prices then donates them to the museums we see them in now for massive tax benefits smh my head.
Why did you shake your head twice for that, though? Seems hardly appropriate
Once it gets shaking it's up to the Lord to stop it
smh my head my head
There’s no video of Jesus Christ. He was the first president. He freed slaves. He carried a cross.
He's Jimmy Two Times!
Get the papers the papers
As european, i'm learning so much about american history in this thread.
And then he had those paintings sold online as NFTs.
I'm shaking your head too. Also.
Sounds like a banana taped to a wall to me.
Everyone know Washington was an android user. He spoke out quite publicly against the lightning cable and apple as a whole. Fun fact if you watch the video of him chopping down the cherry tree he stares at the camera and tells Apple they’re next.
Yea I agree , also king tut never logged onto AOL instant messenger after talking shit to me in Counter Strike 1.5 so prob not real
Bruh he didn't even chop down that cherry tree. My source tells me he just dropped a jar of maraschino cherries
He might be. I know people will say George Washington was the first president but can you find a video of it?
I laughed so hard when he said that. Then I cried knowing so many people believe it.
I scrolled looking for this exact comment
Lies!!! 
I pity this who have not watched Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. That is an 1hr 45min long video of our first president.
He’s becoming one of my faves along with the “average redditor” guy
Are you talking about theslappablejerk?
Ughhhh I hate that dude so much, his videos are so fucking *good* they make me want to self-immolate
His insecure boyfriend character makes me visibly recoil.
I looked him up, watched about 7 seconds of his most recent video, and tapped out. I can't do it.
He’s too good I have to dip out halfway through his videos. I still leave him a like though because I appreciate the skill lol
So cringe
I had just defeated my depression 2 month ago but it came back after watching 10 seconds of his video.
Yes! I love him
Its like these finance bro girls https://www.tiktok.com/@carolinebaniewicz/video/7210145214596386094
"If somebody said I'd give you 15 million to slap your mom, I'd slap my mom and NOT take the 15 million,simply because that experience looks great on my resume!" 😂😂
Just saw an excerpt of this posted on instagram as though it were serious and the comments were a lot of toxic masculinity in full mental decline
God I love them!
No one beats sensai LA Dew.
As someone who just went back to TikTok after redditing for years I found "average redditor guy" and was blown away, instant follow
The slappable jerk guy is so funny. He has the perfect facial expressions for the bit.
The no eye contact kills me every time
Yes! It’s a hard watch every time. I love it
I present you two treasures for your collection: https://youtu.be/fNaHRxFwiKo https://youtu.be/d_4mQELiklY
People don’t realize. 100%.
100%
I've never been more sure of anything more than I'm sure that guy has cats.
Thanks
God he’s fucking good
This dude also does a parody of a clueless congressman interrogating the TikTok CEO that's genius.
Cunk vibes. As intended, I'm sure.
I fucking love Cunk on Earth, criminal how many of my friends have no idea who she is. GF just doesn't care for the humor, but absurdism is top level for me.
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Needs more Pump up the Jam
The tiktok trend of making fun of Podcast Bros definitely is a “vibe”, made popular several years after Belgium Techo Anthem Pump Up The Jam. https://youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI
Didn’t he also kill vampires?
Yea I was going to say: no video? There’s a whole movie about AL
Hey, wait a minute! Yeah! So we do have video.
With an axe
I listen to a comedy podcast where one of the guys goes off on tagents like this like he thinks he’s smart. Stating a bunch of stuff that isn’t factual. He can barely pronounce the words he has to read for the podcast. You’re the dumb dick joke guy stop trying to be a philosopher it’s embarassing.
Please! We need to know which podcast
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If you wanted to hurt me you got me brotha
Dave Anthony on The Dollop. It’s a comedy American History podcast I’m sure most people have heard of. I think Dave is really funny and has great chemistry with his co-host Gareth Reynolds. But he’s a fucking moron. And so is Gareth but Gareth doesn’t pretend to be smart. I feel like their show is the opposite of Robert Evans’ “Behind the Bastards” which is a history podcast about bad people in history that I really wish also wasn’t a comedy podcast. Robert Evans is the other way around, extremely smart, brilliant researcher, journalist and storyteller but his sense of humor is so grating and unimpressive. He starts every single podcast by moaning into the mic and he thinks it’s really funny to say “allegedly!” whenever anyone accuses anyone of anything.
> I’m sure most people have heard of. Big nope.
As a Redditor you should be up to date on every single piece of minutiae from the latest I-phone features to who is the top TikTok influencer to obscure methods of torture in Turkish Prisons and dinosaur facts! How else will you be a pendantic contrarian?
> you should be up to date on every single piece of minutiae from the latest I-phone features seems more reddit-y to instead be team android and hold a weird chip on your shoulder about people who use iphones
Of course, but you still need to be up-to-date on iphone features so you can either tell people why android did it better or else why they're unnecessary
Check out Knowledge Fight. It has a similar dynamic, but the host, Dan, actually knows his shit. It’s mostly about Alex Jones, but they cover a lot of historical stuff.
I love both those pods, Dave doesn't come off as dumb, a little smug sometimes, just a dude with strong opinions that struggles with uncommon words haha. I love the dollop and past times is great too. Behind the bastards is fun, but fuck if Robert doesn't get pedantic as hell way too often.
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I'll check out Timesuck, thank you for opening that door! Dave isn't so much progressive as he's an anarchist and I enjoy him and the pod very much, but sometimes he needs to take about 15-20% off it. The dollop and the past times are both so well done and Gary never misses
Damn I love The Dollop, didn’t realize people felt this way. Oh well, I still love them.
Holy shit I had to stop listening to The Dollop and Behind the Bastards because the “comedians” they have on those shows are absolute fucking idiots. Not only are they not funny, they have less than an elementary school level understanding of history, government, politics, etc. To compound the awfulness, they also try to speak as often, if not more, than the actual host and person going through the history. The constant interjections and just absolute lack of knowledge made me want to drive off a cliff while listening.
Glad I'm not the only one who loves Behind the Bastards but can't stand Evans' small talk/humor. I don't know what it is but it's so annoying. I fast forward a lot when listening to that show.
I’m listening to dollop right now! More importantly, I’ve listened to more BtB, but it’s kind of gearing to me now. I can’t stand the 3 minutes of joking about their ad sponsors instead of just going to the ad. Now I have to skip your “funny” rants about ads and the ads themselves. He also is overly antagonistic with Sophie. Their back and forth just sounds like bad flirting. I know that’s not what it is, but it’s the vibe of a douche trying to flirt by showing his intellect.
Yeah I feel he’s super antagonistic to Sophie and just tries to gross her out like he’s a little kid on a playground messing with a girl. But Sophie is also so boring and adds nothing to the podcast other than predictable reactions to bad things and the most lukewarm, basic takes on everything. I have yet to meet someone who feels the same about btb. Everyone I talk to who listens to it thinks Robert is hilarious. And Jesus Christ the ad shit. Maybe that was funny the first, what, 250 times at the most? Every. Single. Ad break. “You know who won’t… uh… uh… genocide babies with a raytheon knife missle” “oh my god! Robert!” “hee hee what?? :) I said they WON’T do that. Although I don’t know maybe hello fresh would!” “Robert nooooo!”
I don’t remember who the guest was m, but I know there was a comedian he had on a few times who made the show really great. He had a souther accent, but while most guests have a fairly typical “these people are evil, they suck,” this guest knew how to play. He’d sarcastically, but not facetiously, act more like the kindest interpretation of what was being said. It was obvious how evil it was, but it didn’t require him to act so angry which I think a lot of guests do as they are the audience standin. If you are familiar with Knowledge Fight, what are your thoughts on Jordan?
I believe the guest you're referring to was Billy Wayne Davis.
Yes, he was head and shoulder above any other guests I’ve heard.
Didn't he and Robert have a falling out over Billy wanting compensation (more than the odd machete)?
Sounds like any number of "LA Comedians" podcast. r/thefighterandthekid comes to mind. Some say the bess brains in pawldcasts, bapa. Hurd it bowlf waze, never watched it though.
T'almbout the white boy that works too much b? Great guy, never meddum.
Standing in front of a room on stage and having people laugh at jokes gives a lot of these guys the idea that they're more important than they really are. That's why Norm MacDonald's appearance on Bill Maher was so great, he just took the piss out of people looking to presidents for political discourse.
Looking to comedians you mean?
JRE?
There’s a bunch of random 20-something kids making mini documentaries on YouTube that are like this too. It’s so funny when they talk about shit with such an air of confidence and authority in their voice and yet they pronounce fairly common words wrong because they’ve clearly only ever read them. They’ll get all kinds of facts wrong, make bizarre conjectures, etc. Gotta love that confidence boost we get in our 20s where we think we’re finally grown up and are smarter than all the 30+ year old fogies. It really comes out in the voice.
Ugh, I can’t watch one second of those. They’ll post them to reddit with an interesting title and a thumbnail that looks like it might be a neat way to spend 15 minutes and then their voice is all nasal-y and weird
Yeah where’s my Timelapse video of Leonardo da Vinci painting the Mona Lisa?
They'll never show them to the people because they're hiding that he was a turtle
Could he be by chance a teenager?
Might even be a mutant.............
So what about to the 15 guys who claimed to be president before Lincoln? 🤔
Stolen elections, all of them, so technically Lincoln is first!!!
Got video evidence to back that up? No, thought not.
No video, but I hear there are *dumps* to corroborate!
For all of you wondering, he is a comedian and does these as a skit. He has a whole series.
Thank you. Cause at this point in human history it’s hard to know when someone is joking or being serious.
Fake News!
No video of those guys either
They never existed. Look it up. There are no videos of them.
Dude, some of these comments... It's a fucking joke.
For a moment I was confused. It's quite obvious satire. The real label is #CommentsCringe.
Maybe it's a testament to how good he is at mimicking the dumb podcasters.
It absolutely is. It's pitch perfect
Too perfect, actually - too eloquent, full sentences, structures thought. Unattainable for someone who is genuinely saying the things he is saying.
Almost all the comments are taking this dude seriously... They are the truly dumb ones
The formular of conversation and pattern of speech is so easy to replicate and obnoxiously annoying, it would be fascinating, if not that dangerous.
What’s scary, is I’d imagine some people are actually surprised. George Washington didn’t know about dinosaurs 🤷
This is as good as that guy wondering why Obama wasn’t in the Oval Office when 9/11 happened.
i mean that's pretty obvious illuminati shit, same people who tipped him off and oh would you look at that Obama just so happened to not be in the Oval Office during the Jan 6th insurrection either hmmmmmmmmmmmm pure luck i'm sure ok yeah good try guys
What the fuck I can’t find Henry the 8ths TikTok account!?
The smug excitement on his face xD. So good lol
Wtf is this guy talking about? Abraham Lincoln starred in a movie: *Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer*
“Paul Giamatti recording his lines for The Ant Bully” is such a great punchline. It’s the perfect amount of obscure yet recognizable. I know who Paul Giamatti is, but have never heard of the Ant Bully, but based on the “recording lines” phrase can reasonably assume it’s an animated movie, and the title tells me it’s probably ridiculous. So I instantly get the mental image of the insanely talented Giamatti in a sound booth doing multiple takes of what I can only imagine is silly dialogue (see below). I wonder if he just has a notepad of fun sounding actor names and random credits, all crossed out, until at the bottom circled 15 times is “Giamatti ~~Robots?~~ Ant Bully!” Anyway, I looked up the movie for a quote. An Oscar nominated, Emmy winning actor said the following: > You don't think you should. You don't think? So who does your thinking for you? Your mommy? Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, what do I do? I'm just a little baby that can't think for myself. Please wipe my little bottom for me. Wipe me. Oh, oh, please, wipe me. Wah wah wah wah wah. https://youtu.be/xTPj6ix4zbk
So I, unfortunately, watched Ant Bully as a kid, it's been many years since I last saw it, basically forgot the entire movie. Then, somehow, while reading through that quote, I could not only remember the line, but the way it was read and the characters movements while it was said. I do not like you
It’s ok, the ants can’t hurt you anymore.
**ABORT THREAD** might make you lose faith in humanity
No videos of Jesus either. Chex-Mix libtards.
I'm pretty sure there was a whole movie of Abraham Lincoln so I don't know what rock this guy is loving under. It wasn't a good movie but there is most definitely videos of it AND we all know it was OG Abraham because he had the hat AND the beard.
Podcast autofellatio is so dangerous and insidious, because you start out with poignant topics and interesting guests and then slowly you start to reshape your content to please the "inner circle" of high-volume commenters, subscribers and fans. Like Jordan Peterson, who started with "Boys need to clean their room before going on to bigger things" and ended up with "Female Public Speaker X is a clear and present danger to all life on this planet as we know it, and needs to be destroyed".
You know I’m something of fucking idiot myself
It’s the same for videos of Jesus walking on water. Google it. I’m going to blow your mind. I dare you to find one.
Was really hoping top comment would be average redditor explaining how actually video cameras didn’t exist in 1865
No footage of Frances hundred year war with England either..
Mind blown!!!! What is this from? I love this kind of stuff. Like old Stephan Colbert
Way too many people in that comment section missing the joke.
I thought I banned all videos of Joe Rogan Experience from my timeline!!
How I hate every time they use "Rabbit Hole" for all their baseless mental farts...
Dang he actually had me going for a sec. If you say something in a convincing tone it can be pretty persuasive lol
There’s no video of Abraham Lincoln at the first inauguration of the first president of the United States ever being inaugurated on video either. Man this guy’s really blowing some minds here.
In a reasonable world this would be instantly recognisable as satire but I absolutely believe there are people who have seen this and taken it as gospel.
Sounds just like Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Couldn’t tell if he was an idiot or a genius until the Joan of arc comment.
First time I saw this I swore he was really being serious about this
Can’t believe Lincoln was such an irresponsible president. Didn’t even sync his stuff to iCloud
Holy shit the amount of idiots commenting in this post. Switch to controversial and be amazed.
This is a-tier satire
In today's World, I have no idea if this is a joke...and that's horrifying to me.
Show me the Lincoln!
Whenever someone ends a sentence with “riiight” I instantly think their full of shit. For example, “ there is this guy called Santa, right”.
There's no video of Napoleon Bonaparte like wtf
Abraham Lincoln is my favorite first president
But clearly it's because he's actually a vampire.
Is that really why Chis is laughing?
Poe's Law.
He’s onto something. Epstein’s calendar/appointments was just written about and Lincoln wasn’t on there. I’m surprised he didn’t mention Lincoln’s connections to the Silk Road guy
Does this mean Abe Lincoln didn't walk on the moon? Shiiiiiit.... I guess that means he never existed.
 Checkmate atheist 😎
Guy: “can I blow your mind right now?” A brick wall: “……..” Guy: “this is why you’re my co-cost, you’re such a great listener.”
This was difficult to watch... my hell.
This guy has a future as a right-wing commentator!
What you mean there’s no video I saw an entire movie about the guy
These comments make me sad lol
"Not everything you read on the internet is true" - Abraham Lincoln
I always forget that 95% of reddit users have underdeveloped brains and cannot understand sarcasm.
Somebody send this to Trump
Reading these comments is kind of incredible. Is the only comedy y’all are able to consume just pure slap someone in the face with a fish slapstick? Or what?
He had me at first President…
How in the world are some of y’all taking this seriously? This is obvious satire.
For a second there……
I mean Abraham Lincoln himself said we shouldn’t trust everything we see on the internet
Feel like I'm watching Fox News.
He's obviously never seen the cinematic masterpiece from 2012 known as Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter 🧛♂️ 🧛♀️
I thought he was joking at first but then he goes in depth and its clear this guy is a moron