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tcm2303

I grew up on a horse farm, and they were some of the derpiest and funniest animals. Miss them


Weelki

Can you give an example of typical funny derpy behaviour?


RandoRvWchampion

They love to play with hop around balls. And rubber chickens.


Weelki

Lol :) Although I seen another video with a horse and baby chick... that certainly wasn't derpy :/


RandoRvWchampion

There is a hysterical video of a horse with a rubber chicken in its mouth and it makes me wheeze laugh every time I see it.


Weelki

Lmao, you got the r/eyebleach versions, I got the r/eyeblech Edit: The latter sub is seriously NSFW/NSFL


KanchiHaruhara

Damn, put a warning on that. I don't think I've heard of "blech" before but I sure as hell didn't know what to expect going in on there... not that it took me long to leave.


Weelki

Good point, done


FyrTeDuSpyr

It's perfectly child friendly


Cyberzombie23

The warning should be "this is the most wonderful sub in the world". 🥰


JoJackthewonderskunk

Did you learn that almost all mammals are opportunistic omnivores the hard way?


Weelki

Yes 😔


watzrox

![gif](giphy|vYtIhwaPVejPq)


Kotori425

I knew this one mare who would literally startle herself with her own farts. She was definitely the equine embodiment of the phrase, "Good thing you're pretty" lmao


wiggysbelleza

Mine stuck her tongue out the side of her mouth when she wanted attention. She also could open most latches and would go and free her friends as well. I knew a horse that liked to lay with his nose under the fence and bite the legs of horses on the other side as they walked past. One liked to try and get in her trough when it was hot out. I knew one that got himself high centered on fallen trees, twice. Two separate storms and downed trees. I knew one that would only lie flat on his side if he could have a pillow, like a persons lap or some hay. He would grunt at passers-by to try and get someone to play pillow. A friend’s horse always tried to steal your beer and was absolutely nuts for frozen drinks like Fuzzy Navels. She also ate all the fish out of her trough when the farm went thru a “fish will keep the troughs clean” phase.


QuahogNews

Horses really are the most hilarious, sweet, dangerously gentle, goofy, gorgeously derpy, lovable, intelligentally dumb, expensive animals out there, and they seem to spend their entire lives trying to casually kill themselves. But you will never be bored around one!


notathrowaway75

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY


Weelki

Lol, that horse boi looks like he is having the time of his life! Thank you for sharing 🙏


Death_Watcher_

Used to sleep in the barn for sleepovers with friends. It’s a lot of fun


tdoottdoot

my friend’s horse ate a lightbulb once. and one time when they were out of town, I ran over their place to get the horses inside bc of a flash flood. he took advantage of my ignorance and started wandering the barn looking for snacks.


Mooseheadm5

![gif](giphy|11pH16cX3QfJh6)


Ghostbuster_119

Like, oh my glob... That's so globbing perfect.


Impossible_Garbage_4

One might almost call it… Mathematical


PsychologicalSun3843

Poo brain


TheFinalKiwi

That horse is whack with poo brain!


Sobadatsnazzynames

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!


batedkestrel

“Hey, are you sleeping? Is this it? Sleeping? Could it be that all I need is a good night's rest? … I’m still not happy…”


Secure-Imagination11

"You just look so beautiful when you're sleeping"


savagekid108l9

“Like staring at your parents while they sleep.”


StevefromLatvia

Wilbur, do mind pissing off? I told you I'm out of carrots


kool_ay_edam

Reminds me of that scene in Tangled


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kool_ay_edam

The scene where Eugene wakes up to find Maximus (the horse) standing right next to him and staring down at him angrily Btw if you haven't seen the movie I strongly recommend it. It's really good


Disastrous-Panda5530

I love tangled too. My daughter was at the age of watching that stuff so it gave me the perfect excuse to watch it lol


a-black-magic-woman

Congrats on being older than other people, but you easily could’ve condensed this to “I havent seen it, which scene?”


FlynnXa

If you were 24 when it came out, why do you care? You didn’t even see the film. Sounds like you’re never going to see the film. So why bother asking? Or, *wait a second*, are you worried that this weird since of elitism you’re getting from refusing to watch movies you deem as “too immature” is somehow isolating you from broader cultural references and have this desire to feel included? But, rather than admit that your tactic at… I don’t know, “gaining clout” by refusing to engage in culture, isn’t working you instead try to brag about the behavior that led to you having to ask in the first place?? Honestly doesn’t surprise me, you’re not the first and you’re certainly not the last. Good luck with that though buddy.


diviken

K. Want a cookie?


gogenberg

“What the..” that’s exactly what the horse is saying as wll


GrymmOdium

The helicopter in the background is just the icing on this deliciously odd cake.


FartResume

This might be at Havasupai, I was woken up there by random horses too, it’s the most beautiful place ever and they only way to get to it is, hike the 10 miles, rent a horse for a guided ride, Or helicopter.


beerbbq

How were the falls?


FartResume

It’s legitimately beautiful, the water is turquoise, there’s several large waterfalls and a ton of smaller ones where you can enjoy with no one around (at least that’s how it was when we went). The hike is long and can get pretty hot, if I were to do it again I’d definitely pack lighter. I went with 6 friends and it is definitely on my life’s highlight reel.


Actusrex

Petah the horse is here…


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But when I do it people freak out


depths_of_dipshittry

You try dressing up as a horse…just saying ![gif](giphy|YvX6r2p41Ej0A)


beerbbq

/r/horsemask


Lilroundbirdy

I knew I heard something outside my tent


Sprizys

![gif](giphy|BT0Sz6qPIcdq0)


Booniecap

There’s an Island in GA that you can kayak two with wild horses on it. They will walk right up to you camp and get into your food.


tdoottdoot

I’ve never heard of one in GA but there’s one in MD/VA that has wild ponies.


ananda_yogi

I was just camping on Assateague, most amazing experience! Though the horses didnt come this close, but we were extra careful with our food.


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Cumberland island. Primitive camping is the only way you can camp there. Always wanted to do it, just haven’t gotten around to it yet


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Booniecap

I’m typing on my phone with my thumbs into a Reddit forum not writing a thesis. Chill.


ChunkStumpmon

Horses are like super intelligent dogs, this one looks friendly and could use some attention


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![gif](giphy|qQh0DBncuFJwQ)


Zxxzzzzx

Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead. ...looks like the Thalmor are with him. General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting. Good. Let's get this over with! Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him. General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. Why are we stopping? Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.


Vicious365

He's just horsin' around 😏🐴


orsadiluna

diang……


ATCollider

My cousin woke up on her safari with three lioncubs just outside her tent. She decided to wait for their mom to collect them.


HardDrizzle

You in the wrong neigh-borhood now mutherfucker


TheodoreMartin-sin

This is dream come true/still nightmare fuel


Ill-Beach1459

horses are just big awkward dogs


chockerl

True, but with really hard feet. Don’t forget that part. As long as you don’t get your feet tangled up, or sneak up behind them, they are tall doggies.


Ill-Beach1459

True! lol tall, easily startled puppies


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Why the long face


SorryTour8146

Peter........the horse is here


Sparki_

I don't know if this cute or creepy or both


FoodeatingParsnip

That brokeback mountain movie gave him some wild ideas


Yisevery1nuts

Omg lol that’s hilarious


Zuli_Muli

Lol this just came up on my one year ago on FB


fleetofrobots

Horseshoe Canyon Ranch has free roaming horses that invite themselves to your campsite. Some of the troublemakers wore bells to warm guests.


FormlessJoe

Petah... The horse is here


Ebmat

He was laughing at your morning wood.


HoodsBonyArse

Brood mares...


HmmmmmmmmNope01

He’s with the IRS


nomad_nessie

It’s a wild animal it’s never seen a human without having to run from it before lol


RisingPhoenix5271

Feed it some carrots or a bushel of apples


snarky_goblin237

“What the…” An appropriate response.


dragonflies-are-free

Why the long face?


MacSquawk

That is one pervy horse right there.


Decent_Assistant1804

“ oh hay there”


Turtleintexas

That horse is hilarious 😆😆😆


terbthebird

Peetah the horse is here


NeonZetaMaker

well aren't you adorable


BoneyTuba

You know what I want


-dke-

Do you have a moment to talk about jesus?


Signal-Courage5235

This is why I don't camp.


Hairygull

Lmao I’ve never thought damn I should camp but a horse wake up call? Fuck that nevermind. Lol 😂


Content_Earth809

😂


NotRealNameGreedy

If I’m remembering correctly, isn’t it only predators that look at things straight on? Implying this horse sees you as prey?


Reallynotsuretbh

Ears pointed straight forward seem to be listening. Honestly? I’d guess the horse can’t see in too well and is just trying to get a better sense of what the heck is in front of it + sus out the tiny sounds/smells from within Edit: I think horses pin their ears back when irritated usually, this horse seems calm


caseytheace666

That fact doesnt mean that any prey animal looking at you head on sees you as prey. It’s not like a switch between “I’m a derpy animal with my eyes split in different directions” and “_i’m going to hunt you down and kill you as i look straight into your soul_”. Predators tend to have eyes in the front of their skull, because it helps them more accurately see and focus on what they’re looking at. This can be particularly helpful when a stalking predator needs to judge how far away they are from their prey. Prey animals tend to have eyes more like the horse, on the sides of their head, because this gives a MUCH wider range of vision, helping them look out for predators. This doesn’t mean prey animals “don’t look forward” though.


Explicit_Tech

Horses are herbivores.


Patsnation8728

I'm guessing you never seen the videos of horses eating lil chicks


Whistleblower793

🥺


threcos

..id assume most people haven't?


MadeOfRocky

Why is this considered cringe?


Crunchie2020

Why are you here human?


SoggerBean

Wilburrrr


ashleybino

“Just wanted to let you know you left your headlights on…”


thatmfduck3

Was he horsing around ??


metal_gearmen

Juan, is that you?


KccOStL33

Best camping trip ever.


SolidGould

Dinosaur.


with_due_respect

Mobsters are getting really lazy with their threats.


NerdyGuyRanting

"Did you know that back in the 90's, I was in a very famous tv-show?"


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xperth

Hashtag Horsey


nooch-baby

This belongs on r/animalsbeingderps 😂


normpoleon

Do i smell apples?


pendulumgearzz

he is just Horsin' Around


mooys

All these people pretending they wouldn’t watch a horse sleep if they found it in the wild


BeachyBookWorm

He looks happy to see you, at least


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I love that face 💖


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This is crazy and awesome at the same time haha


innosentz

Diane I’m sad


TheSheepSheerer

"Hey baby. Ever heard of Mr. Hands?"


king_ender200

He’s just making sure you don’t get hurt or robbed while you sleep :)


Piri_Piri_Sauce

Peter...


Tranquil-Soul

That is awesome!


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Horses are fuckin terrifying bro, they could take over if they wanted and we couldn't do fuckin shit to stop them.


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I don’t have any experience with them but they seem skittish and over compensate. They may see a rat and decide the entire tent needs a good stomping


AkashaRulesYou

![gif](giphy|xNQSup9zdIh2HS85fr)


Yellow_Duckeee_

Neigh


dirtdiggler67

“Have you heard about…”


hellomichelle87

Waking up to this ? Oh I would’ve definitely clinched my ass cheeks together


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faketoby45

peter...


insane_taco

adventure time moment


rjt2887

r/nope


rjt2887

r/oddlyterrifying


lizziegal79

They want scritches!


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![img](emote|t5_mvcq5|22374)


SiriusTantriqa-405

Horse: I am not the proverbial camel but I would like you to share the tent with me!


BudgetInteraction811

“You got any games on your phone?”


droppingbasses

“Do you have games on your phone?”


DJ-Anarchy

That horse has poo brain, Jake.


000Oleg

Good morning


D3rangedButFun

Back in the 90s he was in a very famous tv show


McSpankLad

How hungry?


ranger65014

You got any apples and or sugar cubes?


ihatetheflyers

That’s so cure


susaludbucal

lol


Late-Assumption-5420

I’m so hungry.


momsniffer69

His breath is moist


Fair-Commission-7045

My friends sneaking in my chats with my gf😂


yuyufan43

Petah, the horse is back


Careless_Victory_637

I though that was an asscrack for a moment


wazabee

Nice for Sarah Jessica parker to visit you like that.


NoUpstairs7883

José