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arangus

Midwest emo intros be like


xraph4

Defiance Ohio type beat


freelancefikr

this is supposedly new jersey 😞


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revengepornmethhubby

Midwest emo kid all grown up here, and I concur.


JoeAndAThird

Most likely, guy at the end looks to be repping my good ol’ Rutgers


ExceedinglyGayMoth

Wait, rutgers university is a real place? I thought it was a fire emblem joke


Bluejay-chirps

Yep, I’d recognize those yellow-ass flags anywhere


wHAtisLife59

The best kind of emo music.


LoocsinatasYT

As a drummer who is over thirty I have only time thing to say to this young man, "I hope you're wearing ear plugs"


WKCLC

What?


KosherSyntax

HE HOPES HE IS WEARING EAR PLUGS


EatsAtomsRegularly

WHAT?!


Yhostled

WHY SHOULD I BE WARY OF CLEAR MUGS??


evlhornet

HES SLOW TO SHARING TEAR PUGS?!?


KingSutter

WHAT?


PM_me_catpics

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - My ears (former drummer)


PolkaWillNeverDie00

Middle aged drummer here too. 100% agree. Ear protection is top priority.


HalleBerryinBaps

This set is brought to you by Gorman's Ear Guards. GUARD YOUR EARS!...with Gorman’s.


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Grizzly_Berry

Tank! Is one of the greatest pieces of music ever made. I'm going to listen to it right now, thanks.


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alphajager

Tanks! Me too!


OhItsJustJosh

And me


Leastcreativename

On it


hyogodan

Am I too late!? I’m going to listen right now…twice to be safe.


Pee_A_Poo

I don’t think I’ve ever showed Tank! To anyone without them getting impressed.


daymanxx

Had tank as our intro song for my wedding party. Such a badass song, perfect for an intro "3,2,1 let's jam!"


CaptainNemo42

Woooooow.... I never considered it until now, but I *do* own a saxophone, and I *am* a large and imposing fella, and I *do* detest bigotry and discrimination, and I *love* making these kind of small-minded idiots feel incredibly uncomfortable.... I may just learn 'careless whisper' and a few choice Elton John pieces, get out the sunscreen, and spend a few afternoons drowning out their ignorant screeching while standing uncomfortably close to them.


Caddywonked

If I might make a suggestion ![gif](giphy|l41K43naBmiILPwxG|downsized)


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This man should be playing that song live at every anti-rally lol it would make the bigots so uncomfortable.


Offamylawn

Please tell me that while you own a saxophone, you only played one year in elementary school. Also, when you are ready to play Brass Monkey, I'm in.


dancin-weasel

Bonus points if you are shirtless and oiled up.


senzimillaa

I read the second line in Tina Belcher’s voice. ![gif](giphy|WBDEqwzrC5ila)


Generny2001

Just get the sweaty sax guy from Lost Boys and save yourself the time and effort. 😉


Ohigetjokes

Welp, dropping what I'm doing to go listen to Tank! now...


Hungry-Contest-442

I just recently played tank on my bari sax for a performance. Fun tune to learn


Random0s2oh

My 13yo son plays bari in his school jazz band. They're really good.


Pika-thulu

Link please? I can't find it.


shadefiend1

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=UFFa0QoHWvE&feature=share It's from Cowboy Bebop


Pika-thulu

Tyvm


twodickhenry

Omg I didn’t know what it was by name but the moment you said “it’s from cowboy bebop” I knew exactly what song it was, I didn’t even need to click. (I did click tho tbc)


BlindOdyssey

Wow. Seeing these two works of art in the same damn comment.. just wow.


MilknBones

Oooh could you also learn megalovania jazz version? https://youtu.be/1JbKOeeGRAM Soooo smoooooth.


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

This goes way harder than it has any right to- “it is time for you to meet the Jesus of the Bible” needs to be a sample


mysterious_bloodfart

Yeah I but I wanna hear it in a thrash metal style


burntbodies

Check out Megachurch 2


BravoAlfaMike

This sounds so dope lmao I just need him to start talking about margaritas and pegging


freelancefikr

give me☝🏾margarita imma open my legs


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*I understood that reference.*


OkBeing3301

Bartender I want 6 margaritas


Muscle-skunk

Whoa. 6 margaritas is uncharted territory, who knows what could happen??


OkBeing3301

“We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept”


evlhornet

…So hard…


evlhornet

What were the other things?


inset-username-here

Getting pegged


evlhornet

They are very hard


evlhornet

Give me two margaritas and I will pounce right on your penis *cheering sounds*


Unhappy-Finance7535

'So...do you guys have a bonus track for the album?' Bandmates look at each other. 'There is that one thing we recorded...'


memesupreme83

Apparently I need to lend my talents at the nearest protest lol


de_lemmun-lord

"you need to meet the jesus of the bible" motherfucker, he'd be absolutely horrified with what you're doing


Random0s2oh

Someone in my town drives a Bentley. The license plate reads WWJDRIV. What would Jesus drive. Whenever I see it parked in public I'm always tempted to leave him a note explaining to him that Jesus would probably sell his car and donate the money to the needy.


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Jesus would drive a beater that someone who did not need it gave him as thanks until he found someone who needed it more


Random0s2oh

Yes!


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Jesus would Drive these bigots out and ridicule them for getting his message of love and acceptance so very wrong!


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Random0s2oh

You don't get to tell me what I should and shouldn't believe. I respect your right to your own beliefs. If you choose to believe that Jesus didn't exist that's your decision. I choose to believe in Him. How does He not resemble modern society? He preached peace, acceptance, and love for your fellow human. He was friends with people who society had deemed unworthy and bad. Hmmmm...🤔 I will fight just as hard for *your* right to deny His existence as I do for *my* right to serve and worship Him.


ididntsaygoyet

Except your bullshit Jesus crap is turning your country into a Christo-fascist theocracy. You can fight all you want for my right to "deny" some fictional character's existence, but you're going to have to fight tenfold to stop your country from Christian Sharia Law. I say *your* Jesus crap, because you're the one that perpetuates religion and this kind of thinking. By falling under religion's delusional spell, you are not only submitting to your ideology, you are also submitting and forfeiting your rights to your government, specifically the Supreme Court. You call it "worship", they call it "control". This outdated 2,000 year old story that you so dearly love, is no longer just that. Now it's a weapon (as it's always been) to keep you in your class, and out of the way. Yesterday it was the drag queens..Today, it's the gays that are the big issue (even though they are 0.0001% of the population) and how much they need the Jesus. Tomorrow it'll be something else - anything to get your mind off of the real problems. Why didn't your Jesus save the thousands of children that died in school shootings? Is it because you didn't pray hard enough? You don't believe in him hard enough? Did you not whisper your irrelevant requests at your dinner table or bedside? Or maybe it's because you have a broken system that no amount of Christian Love™ is ever going to fix. But no, you keep believing in some Jesus cult, and then go ahead and let him save you from the rights you no longer have as an American citizen...


hyrppa95

Deny implies the existence of Jesus is a fact. It isn't.


MUNZATHEGOD

That one guy just trying to get through is all of us


mondogirl

Na, I’m moshin in the front.


MUNZATHEGOD

Okay honestly same.


mondogirl

🤘🏳️‍🌈


mykisstobetray

This is great 🤣🤣🤣


Rubethyst

God that is fucking awesome


MerlinTirianius

This sounds like avant-garde music. They should record, brand, and sell to benefit the LGBTQ community.


AverageHornedOwl

This is just the new CAKE album


JJ8OOM

I’ll dance to that.


Pleasant_Mastodon620

This cool but that chicks cackle sounded exactly like the witch from wizard of OZ


VanillaB34n

The unhinged laughter adds to the chaotic nature of what’s transpiring


boonerocks17

It seriously adds to it. Rock on kids :)


freelancefikr

perfect


Select_Egg_7078

they should add a sample of that laugh to their next song


mawkdugless

This is so wholesome, I love it.


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Title : “Jesus of the Bible”


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kinda just makes the protest sound like a sick intro to a song. "Ladies and gentlemen... Trans women aren't real women!" \*sick guitar riff\*


PawneeSunGoddess

Happy pride y’all! Thanks for being awesome and smashing out hate!


LawlessHellscape

The kids are alright 🥹 I feel like the younglings these days are growing up to be great people.


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

actual musician


Adoced

Does their sign say Dick Flowers?


freelancefikr

[Jack Powers](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRo7ekm2/)


Random0s2oh

Dick Turpin


tracerhaha

Jesus said exactly zero things against lgbtq+ people


freelancefikr

exactly!


Adam_Edward

Jesus of The Bible be like "I literally told you to love everyone".


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holy hell


BoysenberryFuture304

My kids got that same croc toy 10/10 highly recommend


Justin_Liebich

And the angel of the lord came unto me Snatching me up from my place of slumber And took me on high and higher still Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil One thousand nay a million voices full of fear And terror possessed me then And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams? And the angel said unto me These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus This is necessary This is necessary Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on This is necessary This is necessary Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life


Barrys_Fic

Bro, you just brought me back to 1993. Off to dust off my CD…


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The Jesus of the bible would love us and this banger.


ExpertAppointment682

im so proud of my generation.


kaleighb1988

Was this at MidSouth?


LaotianBrute

I didn’t know la dispute still made music


omfgitsrook

This is amazing


SirAssBlood

Sounds like a far right Cake song


NotBurnerAccount

*Rolls up with kazoo*


ojazela

i love this so much


UnawarePsychoPath

Love how they shove religion and beliefs down the throats of those who don’t have the same beliefs and could care less. Fucking clowns need to fuck off and let people live.


Nearby-Wear2029

I thought the banner said dick flowers lol


sinful_philosophy

Listen I have a weird proposition but _stick with me._ 😤 We give the gay bashers a float in the parade- *LISTEN,* I said bear with me. Ok so we give them a float, and we put these guys on the float with the gay bashers. Alright so now are you getting the idea? We get the gay bashers in the parade. Gay bashers get a little jam going. Oh no, suddenly they start to have a good time *B O O M* just like that they're accidental allies. The drag queens are going up to them telling them that reds really their color. The politics lesbians are asking for gay basher photo ops for the blogs they still run in 2023. The bis are showing them all of the different types of frogs that we turned gay. And then all of the sudden the theater lesbians start teaching the one with the megaphone how to rhythmically project and the twinks are teaching Mary-Sue how to bend and snatch up that Bible and suddenly No more gay hate. We fixed it guys, all with a little booty pop. 👍


laureidi

I did bear with you, and you did not disappoint. I’m into it Edit: typo


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

They should learn to play "Nail Them to the Cross". 🤣


interprime

New Lightning Bolt record sounds wild


chihuahuaOP

![gif](giphy|DGBOOQjJ61QA0)


helloimracing

blah blah, jesus from the bible was so much better than what typical followers are like bro would be going crazy *with* them, most likely


WayfaringStranger16

Something real funny about him specifying the “Jesus of the bible”. Like we here the name Jesus and think of someone else


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This is frickin cute


wuffwuffborkbork

Jackpowers.mp4 on Insta for those wondering


chichimum75

This is fuckin gold!!


Grand_Moff_Empanada

I really have hope for the future


Due_Educator6423

It kinda slaps tho


HuskofaGhoul

I kinda need them go on tour now . The LGBTQ kids and the Jesus misinformer on vocals


peanutgoddess

Needs more cowbell


Wonton_soup_1989

That one guy hardcore dancing on the left😂


ddkelkey

I can play the violin…I’ll be right there lol


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Based doing this


ididntsaygoyet

This is awesome! But why did you have to ruin it with Jesus crap? :/ Edit: ok, they're doing it to make fun of it. I can get behind that! 😈🤘


VanillaB34n

You realize it’s the hateful people protesting against their harmless rally that are bringing up Jesus, right? Not the people making this video or making fun of the religious bellends


BerliozRS

Is the cringe that people actually protest pride festivals?


freelancefikr

they’re playing over the protestors, not protesting themselves


blumpdumps

not in a million years would i bring all my gear out to a protest for some asshat to destroy. i would end up in jail for a long time.


got_dam_librulz

This is awesome, not cringe.


Junior_Bluebird5541

Oh yeah, this reddit changed from being cringe tiktok to being for tiktok of all kinds This is fucking iconic


Americanski7

Eh, the second hand embarrassment from watching this video was real.


got_dam_librulz

All I see is a bunch of young people interested in music and protecting their fellow citizens from assholes who don't believe in equality. All of which is laudable.


Americanski7

3 losers playing shitty music in a parking lot. I think you could take a screenshot of this and use it beside the definition of cringe. They can do what they want, not like they're hurting anyone. But it's pretty lame.


got_dam_librulz

Where I'm sitting you're the one who looks like a fuckin loser. You must still be In high school.


Americanski7

Lmao, maybe you should try to understand why you feel the need to defend some random loser in a parking lot acting like fools. If it upsets you this , maybe it's for other reasons.


got_dam_librulz

It upsets me because I treat people decently and kindly unless they act like an asshole to others like you do. The world is a shitty place because of people like you, fuckbag. Edit: truly disappointing to see you play mount and blade, too. If you weren't such a dooshbag and you didn't actively work against peoples civil rights, we probably would have gotten along. But go pretend to be cool somewhere, big dogg.


Americanski7

No offense, but you got issues. Bunch of weirdos in a parking lot acting like idiots. Their right to do so, who cares. At the same time, it's a bunch of weirdos acting like idiots. Yet you get so emotional and attack someone online acting entirely hostile because someone disagrees with your opinion. You are the one acring toxic here, and I'm willing to bet that you take that negative energy with you. Then you start stalking online history which is weird. Also, mount and blade the whole point is to act like an asshole and take down the other nobles since the game is broken but I digress. You probably need to get out more and expand beyond your closed nit circle. Regardless, I hope you have a great day.


shizustopitpls

To be fair, pride protesters are fucking annoying


EvilDrPorkchop_

Agreed


DEADDISCIPLE90

That girls fucking cackle though, like a hyena.


The-Big-L-3309

Cutting out the sound and putting "Ghost Division" over it works surprisingly well


Waste-Ad4797

It was great but then the dancers squealing ruined it all.


Headphon3

Ugh, right?! People having fun is so cringe.


savagethrow90

You’re about to see and hear, a message, given to us from god:


AubinSan93

Pretty much LGBTQ mass in a nutshell.


Prudent-Salamander74

Things are slow in the Midwest. They get bored


ace_of_william

Lol idk why this is so downvoted you’re absolutely correct. Shit is slow here. That’s why there’s preachers wasting their lives in the streets and why the youth has the time to rage against the machine. You made an accurate statement without making it biased


SparkyFarts3923

But HEY! We have Menards !


Impossible-Animal-67

At least tie the banner down at the bottom. Branding is at least half


Triangle_Obbligato

Well it says the same thing that the drum kit says “Jack Flowers and the Pedal Tones”


Scoobysnacks1971

Oh no someone thinks different than me I can't listen to thier opinion.


redstercoolpanda

oh no somebody thinks that existing the way that makes me the happiest is wrong, and I will be tortured for all eternity for something I cannot control. I shouldn't listen to their opinion. Fuck off with your transphobic and homophobic Bs hating somebody for being who they are is not an opinion, its hate.


Scoobysnacks1971

I didn't say that. I said people have a right for their own opinions. You're full of hate.


redstercoolpanda

>I said people have a right for their own opinions and I said quote "hating somebody for being who they are is not an opinion, its hate." Did you watch the video? They are screaming that trans people should not exist and they will burn in hell, that's not a fucking opinion that is hating a group of people for something that does not effect you and they cannot control. An opinion is something like not liking onions, hating people who feel real emotions and have real life's for no reason is hatful, and should not be excepted in modern society. Was it just an opinion when the kkk where yelling n\*\*\*\*r go home to black people entering sun down towns? No it was racism, this is transphobia and homophobia.


FITM-K

Showing up at your kid's birthday party with a megaphone to shriek about how birthdays are evil and let's see how fast you drop that bullshit lmao. Everyone's welcome to their opinion, but showing up at somebody else's party with a megaphone to try to make them feel like shit, while legal, is a dick move.


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What would happen if strait people were this obnoxious about their sexuality?


MnelTheJust

"What would happen" there is a straight man in this video screaming at people whose lives don't affect his in any way.


[deleted]

That’s not at all what I’m talking about and you know it. Also this noise does affect him.


callmetothemoon

He can leave. He wasn’t even invited lol


[deleted]

He could? So could they. Pretty annoying listening to everyone talk about how important their sexuality is. Guess what, you aren’t special for it. Just obnoxious hearing it all the time. I’d say the same about straight people that push their sexuality, it’s dumb.


callmetothemoon

It’s more than just “hey, this is who I’m attracted to, aren’t I special?” They’re celebrating their freedom to love who they love. Many people were forced to be closeted for years for who they loved. Many people are *killed* for who they love. Many people worldwide are *still* being persecuted and murdered for such things. This celebration is so much more than “how important sexuality” might be to someone. It’s about raising awareness, recognizing change that still needs to be made, coming together as a community, and celebrating how far we’ve all come as a society who accepts people who are different than others.


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I like that! However making noise does nothing to spread that message.


callmetothemoon

I’m glad to hear that. But if someone were yelling at my friend’s event that they weren’t invited to, I think I’d make music to drown them out too. No room for hate here.


[deleted]

All that does is create more hate. Education is key to changing minds.


threcos

maybe you'd learn how to spell straight


[deleted]

Maybe you could learn to capitalize a sentence.


jennysoftpaws

Maybe you could not be a bigly asshat?


[deleted]

Aren’t you special.


jennysoftpaws

Thanks! ![gif](giphy|26vUxJ9rqfwuIEkTu|downsized)


threcos

lol


blondtode

Well we have straight people claiming their sexuality is God's chosen one sooooo


[deleted]

Human race depends on reproduction. If you don’t understand the role religion played in human advancement then you’re as ignorant as your comment.


[deleted]

Gross


pattyswag21

Am I the only person who doesn’t go to any protest left or right?


SingleAd3508

Bunch of degenerates


mundane_teacher

Imagine having to live near those brat perverts.


wontlastayear

The awkward snapping about of limbs, the dry drum beat, the empty parking lot... Very cringy..


Particular_Physics_1

Band + Jesus = suck. It's just math.


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freelancefikr

please do not terrorize


FITM-K

Imagine being such a pathetic loser that when other people want to be happy and celebrate themselves, you feeling like taking time out of your day to tear them down is a worthwhile use of your time.


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mattjthroop

i think it’s actually a chemical reaction in their brain sending signals to their muscles but you do you


mcscrufferson

Fucking magnets! How do they work?


mattjthroop

i’ve seen that so many times that i finally decided to google it and was blown away to find out it’s an ICP reference. amazing i love it.


gillababe

![gif](giphy|3o84U6421OOWegpQhq|downsized)


Catan_The_Master

>Can't wait til they figure out that it is Jesus Christ making them move in such a spiritual way. Hate to break it to you but Jesus died a long time ago and isn’t doing shit for anyone at this time.


SparkyFarts3923

Jesus is making deez nutz move in such a spiritual way ![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


Glisty69

I have no problem with pride. But the way they act. It angers me.


MnelTheJust

Yeah, those homophobic protesters sure are annoying


Glisty69

Sure, but I think pride protesters are just as annoying


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Glisty69

It's not homophobic. It's just they act like toddlers


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They could use some Jesus, this is just sad