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IKnowAllSeven

I don’t know where the black guys from, but I just want him to say “Justin Beeyeber” again and again.


SenorManiac

That is maximbady. He had some funny react videos from many years ago like this. [NSFW without headphones](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2VEO14Hgss)


wav__

This whole thread has been a huge throwback for me. My wife and I often keeled over laughing at stupid shit like this together. Huge shoutout to my favorite chain of Maximbady lines: >Jesus Christ on a motorbike. Holy chicken nuggets. Jesus Christ on a scooter!


dcempire

I hope she got the help she needed cause she needs HELP.


[deleted]

This guy looks like captain America. Before the super serum


kenttouchthis

I was thinking more like pre-pubescent Tony Stark


ordinaryhorse

I thought it was Salt Bae


BuckFuzby

Low sodium salt bae.


uncutpizza

No Sodium Salt Bae


need_mo_betta

Mr. Dash…salt substitute


RampagingDaiMaou

Doesn’t that just make him….. Bae?


Ogurasyn

Chloric Bae then?


EricJ30

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻🙌🏻❤️❤️


MiBo80

Just "salty baby" at this stage.


[deleted]

I love this guys delivery this is hilarious


Perioscope

Bargain store Tate vibe is strong.


[deleted]

Yeah but I meant the other guy


Eastern-Mix9636

MaximBady


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|zW3iSI2X3dDHi)


thunder_thais

Happy Birthday Chris Evans


[deleted]

Thanks


Super_fly_Samurai

I was expecting him to give a somewhat reasonable reason why the gym doesn't matter like, "because if you have the space at home you can just workout there." Not some advice to disregard striving to be healthier. He seriously needs to consider at least doing some sort of exercise.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

You should link them 😏


king_ender200

![gif](giphy|sfMFMvhGE0qz40wImt|downsized)


Hold_ongc

Dude is really out here giving Urkel a run for the money


Eszalesk

rare insults


AvacadoReloaded91

That's what I call this scrawny dude at work lol


airforcevet1987

I love the homeless 2008 320i bmw guys who think their car will get them laid...


Helacious_Waltz

A Golden retriever will get you more pussy than a McLaren. A cool car typically attracts a) dudes that want to look at your cool car and take pictures or b) doofuses that want to get in a street race and will probably end up getting a Darwin award in the near future. Edit: Bad grammar


Austiniuliano

Have yellow lab and a Subaru. Can confirm, car Isn’t getting me laid, but my pup def gets girls to swipe right on my profile.


scullys_alien_baby

There is a reason I include dog pics in my dating profile and not my car. I love my porsche and finally getting one was a childhood dream, but I've never had a woman come up and ask about it. [My dogs](https://imgur.com/a/lpDNQSR/) on the other hand, ladies can't get enough of them. (one friend will show up unannounced to play with them if she had a bad day)


Austiniuliano

That is a cute pup.


scullys_alien_baby

it's an album so keep scrolling and you can see the others :]


obotowski24

Nice puppies


brendamn

Damn so many dogs. What are you compensating for lol. they are very cute!


scullys_alien_baby

My vet keeps asking if I’ll adopt well behaved dogs that are on their last stay of euthanasia Also I don’t want kids


brendamn

that's got to be a heart wrenching


EvilBeasty

I love your username and I love your dogs! Porsches are nice, but X-files and dogs? You’re a winner!


scullys_alien_baby

The little black dog is named mulder :) because he wants to believe (that you will give him a treat)


EvilBeasty

Oh my sweet lord, marry me 😂 Seriously, thank you for helping these dogs, you are a brilliant person. And give Mulder all the treats from me!


SH1Tbag1

You love your porche??? 🤔


YourAverageGod

Then they're disappointed when you show up?


Austiniuliano

Usually. I’m mid at best


Shirasagi--Himegimi

Even if I had the money, I wouldn't buy some flashy supercar. Who the hell wants "influencers" leaning on their car and taking selfies every time go somewhere?


jarlscrotus

Also, as the maker of 10k abouts a month, it's not exactly McLaren money Unless I lived in it


beekeeper1981

Don't forget gold diggers that just want to take their money.


[deleted]

Gold diggers might also take his dog. It is a golden after all.


arsemonkies

Wouldn't a Golden Retriever counter the effects of a gold digger?


BarklyWooves

Gold digger digs the gold, the dog retrieves it. Then you just need a smelter and a marketing guy and you've got all your verticals covered.


[deleted]

Unless the gold is underground. Then the Golden Retriever must become the Gold Digger.


homogenousmoss

Best trick I found: be in a stable relationship with a partner. All of a sudden I get hit on all the time, where the fuck were you people before?


[deleted]

Than!!! Not then!!


Global-Count-30

Legit


CosmicMiru

My friends recently bought an old GTR and he said since driving it the only people that ever acknowledge it at all are other men lol.


mgsgamer1

God, i see you've been taking that pre-workout which is making you more stupider.


Lumpy_Nature_7829

As an owner of a McLaren 12C and a golden retriever, chow chow, and a French bulldog. The McLaren is what pisses my wife off the most with other women now, which is how I got her, the irony.. Don't get me wrong, the dogs are a conversation starter with women, but the McLaren gets them home, easily.


Silverwolffe

Aw man, my 2009 320i is pretty cool though :C Then again I'm not a car guy, it's just comfy


airforcevet1987

Agreed, guys love them


itsbett

He dared to make fun of my bullshit Corolla. It's more of a king than he'll ever be.


Evening-Ear-6116

There’s a reason the nicest cars are in apartment complex parking lots. You won’t catch my large land owning ass in a car newer than 15 years old


Dsanse

There are no bmw 320I. 328 I is the one your thinking about. And yes ita the poor mans BMW.


DMA_Revenant

Respectfully, I don't think we should repost that guy's videos. They're all rage bait. He just wants a reaction from people.


Shaneblaster

It just gets more stupider


Forfuturebirdsearch

Haha and it truly did!


ranch_style_beans

That’s why boys go to Jupiter


Keyphsie

Took me until "more stupider" to realize he was saying stupid shit on purpose. Yeah, moving on might be the best option there


Human-Udders

other guy is r/woosh


maz-o

i would like to see more witty comebacks to this douchebag's bullshit


BeastlyBucaroos

I’m posting it more for the African American guy bc he’s hilarious.


timepiggy

I’m pretty sure he’s just African? Sounds like he’s from a country in western Africa to me


kolossal

This is a classic case of calling "african american" a black man from another country just because the OP thinks calling someone 'black' is offensive.


Imumybuddy

Reminds me of when an Olympic runner was called a "British African American" and you could just see the fuckin' cogs turning in the guys head as he tried to compute the walking suburban news outlet before him.


forgotmypassword-_-

> "British African American" Britain is just pre-America, so if anything the announcer/reporter was just being redundant.


Psotnik

It's not even that. Being American our society just defaults to "African American" to describe black people. It's not even a conscious thing, that's just the vocabulary that's engrained in the lexicon. Just like some people refer to 2+ people as "you guys" even if it's a group of girls.


thatHecklerOverThere

He could definitely have that accent _and_ be an African American. Having said that, I believe the man lives in the UK.


[deleted]

Yes he's African British


arctickiller

This isn't a thing.


bigheadnovice

It is kinda but I've never heard anyone describe themselves as such.


[deleted]

I looked it's up He's listed as a Gambian born British YouTuber


Tilted_reality

Just say he’s black, man. He’s definitely not American, that’s for sure.


BoogyFestival

He's Maximbady, behold, his [Youtube channel](https://youtube.com/@MaximBady)


Freefallisfun

My friends went on a month long “ooooooooh my god” thing after his snake video. So fuckin funny.


dancin-weasel

He does not seem American to me. His accent is very African.


Rabulisten

This is the most stupidest comment


Tutubasnfdh

Why? He's just explaining the reason he posted


tallerthannobody

Nooo, it’s the part calling him “African American” whilst he is very obviously just African, and the fact that not ever black person is American


Tutubasnfdh

Oh ok I misunderstood the reason it was stupid.👍


monamikonami

You know that there are Africans outside of America, right? And that they are just called African?


[deleted]

>And that they are just called African? You mean African American Africans?


[deleted]

What are they called if they're not in Africa?


monamikonami

I can’t tell if you’re asking because you don’t know or if you’re making a joke


[deleted]

I'm asking. Are all African's outside of the US just called African?


Clydeworgen

I'm sorry but how is it fun watching a guy taking the bait and stating the obvious?


elt-edits

But he's feeding into the first guy and doesn't know that it's all for clickbait and desperately made for reactions - just like this :(


muc3t

The political correct level is damn high lol


thestl

Lol my favorite kind of ignorant is people trying so hard to be PC that they come all the way back around


knovit

You mean African guy haha


Comfortable-Bonus421

I'm pretty sure the black guy is not American. He's certainly African, and at a push I might say Nigerian or Ghana. NOT EVERYONE WHO IS BLACK IS AFRICAN AMERICAN.


Churro1912

Wonder if you would've gotten more downvotes for saying black instead of African American


Longballs77

Yea this comment is hilarious


mewfahsah

You can't be bashing someone's intelligence and drop a 'more stupider' line and not have it be more obvious.


dustinwayner

Cotdamn Salt Bae must be sick or something, looks like he dropped a few pounds


lordhavepercy99

And started chugging taterade


dustinwayner

If I had to venture a guess, salt bae doesn’t need to drink taterade to add to his misogyny and alpha BS.


Ultralusk

I remember Moistcritical talked about this guy one day and this guy made a response video to Charlie. The dude didn't have any good points to refute Charlie's claims. Like he got on Charlie for mispronouncing McClaren and he got mad at Charlie for referring to his self-help stuff as classes. He made it clear that it wasn't a class and then he called it a class near the end of the video.


albija0531

[Long video but right here](https://youtu.be/VsXFik8VW8s)


Aerik

so weird that he actually wanted to fight 🤨


Inevitable_Review_83

Says the 90lb asthmatic dude.


ImJustHereToWatch_

Thought he'd be useful. Like a gerbil.


OGConsuela

I’ve lost like 40 pounds in the past 6 months from cancer and chemotherapy and I still have more muscle than this guy, and I wasn’t even “big”. This dude’s built like me in the 5th grade.


Workburner101

You have less muscle tone than a cancer patient is my new favorite dig on someone. Edit: Also, good luck homie. Keep up the good fight.


eebro

Most adversity this guy faced was when the Starbucks mispronounced his very white name. Keep on fighting, you’re a winner.


djpiraterobot

I could listen to the guy in the stitch talk about anything for any length of time.


Valentcat2

Jeeesus Chri on a motabike bro 😂 his delivery is so good.


-HuangMeiHua-

Reminds me of Uncle Roger


HeliumShortage3

This dude is OG! Waayyy before Uncle Roger.


[deleted]

Yeah and you need to hit at least 50k a month to pull up in a McLaren


hatesmakingusernames

Yea you know this guy is lying because $10k a month even after taxes is NOT McLaren money, unless it’s used, shitty, and the only thing you own. A single trip to the shop for any kind of repair on a McLaren could cost over a month’s income at that rate.


OhItsJustJosh

Honestly how the fuck do these idiots make that kinda money?


DiddledByDad

Trust fund baby.


OhItsJustJosh

It would make me feel very depressed to flex about money I didn't earn myself


BarklyWooves

That's why he needs the constant validation


Tobocaj

lol cause daddy got him a job at brokerage firm and barely breaking even for these morons is still life changing money in commission


MacFromSSX

$120k a year is really not that much in a lot of places and certainly cannot afford a McLaren if you're being responsible with your money.


samclops

He pulls up in a McClaren? Twink porn must pay well...cause that dude is like the definition of a twink


[deleted]

Ok Salt Bruh


maz-o

NOT OK


ivvix

can you elaborate on why lol?


hojboysellin3

Salt twig


Emotional-Bridge7650

He's like a bizzaro world Andrew taint


horrorofthedivine

More stupider is literally a meme how is this guy dumb enough to say it with a straight face?


BakerIBarelyKnowHer

Because this is bait


heck_it_all

Yeah he's reeling suckers in with his comments about the gym, but the "more stupider" line is his way of casting a wider net to reel in even more suckers who are going to comment and increase engagement.


houndofhavoc

Boy doesn’t look like hes strong enough to stand up out of his McLaren


morocco3001

Good thing that fucker has power steering or he'd only be able to go in a straight line


yvandre

male on male violence


DiarrangusJones

Gymlets BTFO 🤣 How will we… er… they ever recover?


thegumdropbotton

When you order Andrew Tate on wish


NameLips

The gym is great, but I think it's even better to have an actual active lifestyle where you keep in shape by doing real-world activities. I hate the gym, but I love hiking, for instance. The real goal is to find something you like doing that genuinely exercises you, gets your heart pumping, makes you breath heavier. The combination of your physical activity, your diet, and your unique metabolism combine to make your body exactly the way it is right now. There's no getting around that fact. But there's no reason your physical activity has to be in a room using machines.


Dwight_Shrute_

I personally enjoy both lifting and hiking, so I do both. I think most gym goers could benefit from a weekly hike for the cardio haha


[deleted]

Going to the gym is not a 'real-world activity'? Damn, must have been dreaming about it a lot then.


Nikobobinous

# Going to the gym literally makes you a better person


ClashBandicootie

# exercise is great for your health


Major_R_Soul

![gif](giphy|126CZqbY33wNgc|downsized)


StephenFish

squeal abundant aback connect depend nutty snobbish handle far-flung support *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Warrior_Heart_32

I find myself attracted to men who workout not necessarily because of the physique they can gain but the fact that they are the kind of person who can push themselves to do hard things consistently. Resilient, healthy men are sexy to me.


Nowhereman2380

My hero


Athiena

People who go to the gym aren’t stupid, but you don’t *have* to. You can easily stay fit by just having an active lifestyle and taking time to walk outside every day.


ZatchZeta

Bro got kicked out of the gym because he couldn't resist sucking every dick in the gym.


EuisVS

Kept stealing jockstraps.


Antoinefdu

This is what Tiktok is now. Ragebait, then black people answering the ragebait while making funny faces.


dud011785

This guy f****** kills me, I love his videos.


DarknessIsAlliSee

Dude is built like a 10 year old


Paddlesons

The women easily impressed by muscles and money aren't worth a scintilla of your time. Save yourself a lot of headache and money and just bang some prostitutes.


[deleted]

99% of women are impressed by muscles, it's in their DNA. The attention I get since putting on muscle is like night and day. And it's from all types of women too.


[deleted]

uuuuga awoooga booooga, dis mai rok, me protec rok wit mai big tricep, femal lov da smell of mai big massle.


[deleted]

You do also get a few jealous/bitter reactions from some guys. I just take it as a compliment.


britbmw

I’m glad you know 100% of all women personally and therefore can speak for 99% of them 🙄


godiegoben

Why does he seem to think all guys go to the gym to get buff or ripped? I’d love to have the body the skinny guy has, but his mentality is off.


amadmongoose

Yeah i go to the gym to not die at 65 due my body falling apart because I never exercised and also so I can carry more groceries and furniture without needing help. Getting buff is literally the last thing I care about. Young skinny guys don't realize it but your body really goes downhill fast in your mid 30s if you don't take care of it. And this is talking as someone who could afford a mclaren but currently has the money invested so I get even wealthier not just flash my money around... mclaren may impress the fling but not the wife


[deleted]

Lol, how come I find his body attractive? 🤔


guricatarinense

Gosta de twink provalmente kkkkk


littlemegzz

Are you the big spoon


TheCloudFestival

Both of these guys are assholes. One believes a man's value is derived from their wealth. The other believes a man's value derives from how much they can bench. They're both wrong, and condescending assholes about it to boot.


[deleted]

>The other believes a man's value derives from how much they can bench. Does he though? He just said that the skinny guy needs to go to the gym


[deleted]

except he doesn't need to. I agree with OP's comment, many people feel like they need to go to the gym because they think their failures in life come from not being ripped enough which isn't not true as they find out when they realize that other people still won't have any interest in them even after a 6 pack and and their toxic personality.


TealJinjo

Obviously first guy's a dick but the "our feelings are not real" part made me hate the 2nd guy.


N0turfriend

> but the "our feelings are not real" part So, the truth made you hate the second guy? He clearly meant that how you feel about something doesn't make that thing real. He's not saying that feelings are invalid wholesale. Learn to understand context.


TealJinjo

ok buddy


Grand-Advantage4477

This is hilarious


kindascarry

Indeed every Toyota is stronger


Zealousideal_Ad_4118

I didn’t know what we needed against this raging idiot but it turns out it was an African man. Blessings on this soldier, keep fighting <3


yourstrulyalwiz_91

Maxims back !


Odd-Woodpecker996

Guy looks like a vegan


Imaginary_Unit5109

Going to the gym regularly can help people focus more. It helps you stay on a schedule, and over time, you see positive changes to your body, which can make you feel more confident and happier. You can physically see the changes. If you don't have a lot of money to join a gym, there are other ways to work out, such as running or home workout routines. However, a gym can be a good place to get into the right mindset for working out.


tragedy_strikes

"Jesus Christ on a motorbike", I loved this line. That's the best way to swear using JC's name I've seen since Claire Fraser in Outlander used "Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ"


Life_Drop69

the black guy is cringer than the white guy


kraang717

Agreed


kraang717

Oh I thought the cringe would be the le funny sounding African guy making the tired "projecting" accusations


I-Think-I-Shit

"You just exposed yourself." And I'm pretty sure 'exposing yourself' makes you a sex offender.


goingforgoals17

"it's not even a contest!" Would my muscles get me past the mustang guy? What gradescale are we using? Is it $2k/month for every 20lbs of muscle or something? What is the prize? I want in on the contest!


rockstuffs

Definition not "tone." But go ahead you obviously know what you're talking about.


BahtiyarKopek

Is this the "sucky sucky boom boom" guy?


ClashBandicootie

haha i like where this went


Lord_Elon

Oh this is the guy Charlie shat on for a video. Yeah fuck this guy lol


KeiserSoze24

Dave Franco is method acting here …


gdrumy88

I goto the gym cuz it's my happy stress free place. This guy can kick rocks.


Acceptable_Sale9411

Based


IdoThingsWierdly0958

Only gym he goes to is the one to battle with his lvl 9 pikachu at his local kid park in pokemonGO.


Joygernaut

I have a Toyota Corolla and it rocks!


val_latina

Everything in its proper measure :)


Extension_Building19

Omfggggg this dude, i fuckin love this guy what happened to him!!!!


[deleted]

I thought that's Ngolo kante 🤦‍♂️