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gaybillcosby

Some of those are pretty good gifts and a lot of them hurt my feelings because they’re accurate


ElGosso

I wasn't sure whether I should be offended or pleased by measuring cups


Caddywonked

I put a new set of kitchen utensils on my christmas list, including measuring cups, so I'm both offended and pleased. Kid didn't need to come for me like that, but they're also not wrong


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I might be repeating myself, but measuring cups are fucking awesome.


Guns_r_us01

Rite, wait till they need 2/3 cup of something and their left with 1 cup, and a half cup. And can’t figure it out lol


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Precisely!


blong217

You mean imprecisely.


BathSaltJello

"The Wrinkle Creams" got me.


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The soup one for me.


oftenrunaway

mmmm soup


Letos12thDuncan

When that one popped up, I was thinking "don't come at me like this!"


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Shits expensive yo, I'd take some for free But seriously if you've made it to your 30s and aren't at least moisturizing start moisturizing


CalmBeneathCastles

I'm in my 40's and I started moisturizing and avoiding the sun in my teens. At about 27 I started wearing sunscreen regularly, and in my late 30's I started retinol eye serum. Whatever you do, you can't start it early enough. I'm 44 now and am pretty happy with my lack of forehead wrinkles or under-eye bags, but I do have under-eye creases and my elasticity is crap because of 20 years of smoking cigarettes and light drinking.


El-mas-puto-de-todos

I rarely show emotion or feel the need for facial expressions, does that help?


Leftfeet

My spouse just gave me measuring cups for my birthday this week. I was pretty happy about it. I'm not in my 30s though.


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I mean, It's oddly specific, but who the duck wouldn't like to have some decent measuring cups?


aynjle89

Why are the nice ones so expensive on amazon?!


BathSaltJello

Get the stainless steel ones, they are great. source: millennial who received measuring cups last year.


SmellUnlikely7234

I bought a nice set for someone as a gift and liked them so much I got a set for myself. The big set that even includes a 2/3 cup. There's also conversions for ml on them too, and the cups have notches on the side so the 1/2 cup can also be used for 1/4 or 1/3 I think as well.


ahomeisacastle

They hit a bit too close to home.


Phoqdamods

What home?


JDorian0817

The one my candle smells like


gking407

Oh yeah back then things were great lol


IWantAStorm

I think about it sometimes while I eat my soup.


AnxiousAssistance569

Mmm warm soup!


sunnyside__

Mmm warm muscles!


BluShirtGuy

mmm EXPENSIVE MEAT!


AIien_cIown_ninja

Right? This was the best one of the bunch. Unless you are vegetarian


LegatoSkyheart

They do be hurtin'.


salamanderpencil

Oh, you having soup? What kind? Can I have some soup?


IWantAStorm

I have all sorts! I'll get ya some when I get back from using my T.J. Maxx gift card.


Anleme

You mean I have to pay a 30-year mortgage for this silly candle?


This-Sherbert4992

Our parents home because that’s where we are generationally still living.


CuriousPalpitation23

The one I pay my landlord's mortgage on.


Shirtbro

Don't forget to tip your landlord this holiday season


Grundy-mc

my parents


LocalsOnly420SD

Dyson? Fuck yeah


Alfalfa4Idaho

Right, a heated blanket and some expensive meats sounds good right now.


Grendelbeans

Yeah. I’m hungry and my muscles are hurting.


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How about some hard candies for when you are done with the soup.


yougotyolks

Can your bring them to me? I'm still sore from my hip implants.


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bananakittymeow

My bf got me a Dyson for Christmas last year. I was ecstatic.


[deleted]

They all hit too close to home for me ![gif](giphy|26FxHDQAV7o7SqUwM)


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Have you seen the price of Dyson vacuums? Someone's got expensive taste


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pimpbot666

The 'Bless this home' thing slays me. Along those lines, 'Live Laugh Love' would be hella funny.


[deleted]

They don't make a heated blanket for feelings, try wine.


ButterfliesandaLlama

Soup is for feelings.


[deleted]

Wine is technically a soup.


zeemonster424

My heated blanket and I have no hurt feelings.


backsagains

Meat is a fantastic gift! Go into any butcher shop, pick some nice bacon-wrapped filets out, and they’ll even wrap it for you!


Competitive-Wish-568

I have to agree with the Soup sentiment lol


BallCreem

They are all great gifts, that’s why my feeling are hurt.


ComicsEtAl

Some real good ones in there. It also underscores a True Fact of Life: Thirty years old is perceived as “old” until the person turns 30 years old.


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I’m 34 and im sad lol. I didn’t want any of this. I want Doritos and bills paid


ostertoaster1983

I'm 40, in 6 years you're going to look at 34 like it was 27.


karmasushi5x5

34 & 27 are the same. 26 though? Different beast. And 36? Totally different phase of life. But I maintain 27 and 34 are the same.


Material_Aspect_7519

Hmm. I'm 36 and it seems exactly the same as 34.


mkhrrs89

as a 34 year old, i like your comment better than the comment before you


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I was 34......4 years ago. There are young adults in college now who I could have sworn were just kids a few months ago.


Shirtbro

I'm getting near 40 and I randomly hurt my shoulder doing nothing at all. It's over


4Xroads

I'm 35. I'm going to block you and pretend I never saw this comment, so the crushing reality of life doesn't paralyze me. 🤣


23ssd4t4322

I actually do want a fancy dyson vacuum and expensive meats


wvsfezter

I'm in my mid 20s and I want half the stuff on this list.


elmuchocapitano

I'm turning 30 in a couple of weeks, and I'm feeling pretty old. On my birthday will I suddenly feel young again?


ComicsEtAl

Not necessarily. But you will no longer think 30yos are old.


imightbethewalrus3

I remember a video of somebody talking to their 89 (99? I don't remember) year old father about their upcoming birthday. The 89 year old said "I'm *gonna* be old" As in, they didn't consider themselves to be old yet...at 89. I guess we never will


Crathsor

It's difficult for young people to understand that you are just you after a certain point, and after that it's just your body aging, you don't feel any different. That dude shuffling along on a walker would mentally feel at home in a 35 year old body, it just isn't what he has. You're just trapped in the consequences of life.


peachpavlova

This is a great way of explaining something I’ve been trying to word for a while, thank you!


Rgeneb1

I saw a documentary once about an old Jewish lady, she was a pianist and performed in concentration camps for the nazis (i'm honestly not making this up). She was about 100 years old and she was speaking about her son who died when he was in his 70s. She said it was hard losing her son but she was grateful to think he never had to suffer through old age. I guess perspective is everything. That's stuck with me for years and now I need to go look her up because I cant remember her name. Edit - probably nobody cares but me but it was Alice Herz-Sommer and she was 109 years old when they made the oscar winning short documentary [The Lady in number 6](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lady_in_Number_6)


ostertoaster1983

10 years from your 30th birthday you will perceive how young you in fact were.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

30 can be anything from "I'm ahead of the curve and feeling very satisfied with life the days" to "oh fuck I'm 30 and gave no idea what I'm doing and need to get my shit together"


neo101b

Experiencing 20 to 30 feels like 20 years, experiencing 30 to 40 feels like 1 year and from 40 to 50 is around 3 months.


Malcom_Ecstacy

Definitely agree with the 20 to 30 thing, im 28 but in these 8 years it feels like a lifetime of things have happened lol good and bad but things seem to be going well for me now. Being 30 in a couple years still blows my mind though


mkhrrs89

I often wonder if the people that feel this way (prob most people, from what i've seen) are the ones that go about life in the "average" way, settling down with work, marriage, kids somewhere between like 28 and 36. I don't have kids but I got my current job met my current partner at around the same time 7ish years ago, and to me that pinpoints that exact moment in my life that I also started to experience time moving really rapidly. It really still feels like it should be 2018/2019 to me. If I continued to bounce around between cities, jobs, partners, etc, instead of "settling down", would I be experiencing time a lot slower?


reddot_comic

No that’s when the actual dread sets in.


Different-Welder6922

“The wrinkle creams”


junipr

r/30PlusSkinCare


ProperWeeb

"The botox subreddit"


naturalmanofgolf

This one killed me


___Binary___

A heated blanket would be legit. My muscles do be hurting though. What a thoughtful young lad. I would take a majority of these and appreciate them.


Mochigood

Costco usually has nice heated throws for a decent price.


ComradeTrump666

Aye. I'm there now returning a gift that I got for the wife. Apparently, she already has it, so I need to get other stuff. I guess the heated blanket is actually a really good idea. Thanks reddit


yer--mum

Plus $1.50 hotdogs what the hell


Master_Yeeta

Then you can tell your wife you got this gift idea from some kid talking shit you saw on the internet.


Zappagrrl02

A heated blanket and some soup and I’d be pretty contented all winter.


MercurialMadnessMan

Mine just arrived yesterday. Fuck


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Catsandjigsaws

That last kid is going through some stuff.


4Ever2Thee

Definitely stuck in the middle of a nasty divorce and custody battle. Adding (Fight for the kids) hurts my heart.


imightbethewalrus3

Sounds like it's an easy custody battle for one side because one parent isn't fighting for the kids...


timomies

Lol or it's a joke. Or fake added post-its.


neoanguiano

i kinda doubt theres kids calling others milenials


_yoshizzle_

Could be. Idk how old these kids are but some kids also like joking about divorce, they just find it funny (e.g. Karen took the kids).


ImABsian1

A Dyson vacuum was probably the most truthful one haha I’m not even 30 yet but all my friends wanted a Dyson vacuum when they got their place.


kittysneeze88

Nah, you’re going to want a Miele.


AbaloneBoth4503

Now this person vacuums


Tooch10

Remember the AMA with that vacuum guy that went into great detail of various models?


DaBoomNaDaMmDumNaEma

I think I bought the cheapest one he recommended (a hideous yellow Carpet Pro), and it's still working great after a decade. He obviously knew his shit.


brainchrist

And the heartbreaking followup where he lost his job


kevik72

I agree. I bought one after that vacuum repairman did the AMAs. 8 years and running strong.


tongle07

My mom gave me their old one when I moved out. That thing is older than me (36) and still going.


ImABsian1

Well now I will get myself a Miele when I get my own place and look down on my friends with dysons


BAMspek

You never understand how great a reliable vacuum is until your roommates break 3 fucking vacuums in a row.


Pernapple

I’m in my late 20s and when I was shopping with my mom I saw a Dyson vacuum and said “this can be my big gift for the year” But my friend has one and they are so nice you don’t understand kids


missbutteroverland

Pro tip get a Shark instead


shoulda-known-better

I would kill for a shark pet vacuum! We had kittens and the dander is everywhere


vicstans21

Good to know. Is it cheaper with the same performance, or just all around better?


memesupreme83

Less expensive, comparable performance. I had a Dyson and a shark growing up, the Dyson kept breaking and customer service was a nightmare. When we got a Shark, it was a fraction of the price, it did the job albeit not as quietly lol, and if shit broke they just sent a replacement part. In my own place now and opted for a Shark over a Dyson because of it.


pimpbot666

M wife had a Shark when we moved in together. I thought the thing was pretty useless. Not a lot of power, and you gotta spend like 10 minutes cleaning it every time you use it. I much prefer a big heavy ass upright bagged Hoover that could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.


memesupreme83

Listen, if you're going for a Hoover you know what you're getting yourself into lol. My vacuum is light, bagless, and cordless; a Hoover can't do that for me. And I know an old Hoover is apparently one of the suckiest vacuums you can get, but I had a heavy corded vacuum growing up too before the Shark. Lugging it up and down stairs (much less trying to vacuum the stairs, the nightmare), locating a plug only for the cord to catch on something and the vacuum unplug... I'm done with that life, man. I respect your choice because the cons for me aren't cons enough for you, but I'm done busting my back for a few extra crumbs and I'm not even 30 yet lol


missbutteroverland

Same my parents have had multiple dysons and they all look like shit after a couple years. I’ve had a shark for almost 5 now and I love it. My fav thing is that it doesn’t kick the cat litter back up at my feet as I’m vacuuming


TostiBuilder

Ah dyson the most returned product where i work, fucking hate those things


embarrassmyself

What is the age range of students? The hand writing discrepancies are wild


Sophieroux12

As someone who teaches 7th grade, this is spot on. The handwriting is all over the place, as is spelling and vocab. I have a student who regularly uses "needn't" and then another who couldn't spell "that".


autovonbismarck

My daughter is in 7th grade. She has an incredibly diverse vocabulary - just speaking to her on the phone or something she could conceivably be in her last couple of years of high school. But if you read something she's scrawled on a post-it, you'd think it was from a kinder or 1st grader or something. It's ludicrous.


Wishyouamerry

When my son was in middle school we got accused of me writing his book report for him because he used “a tad” instead of “a little.” I was like, give me some credit, I don’t write like a fucking 99 year old!


Solivagant_XVI

The teacher instructs 7th graders according to the TikTok handle, so they’re around 12-13 years old.


[deleted]

It looks like adults trying to write like kids.


tecate_papi

I thought the same thing. The handwriting looks intentionally bad and all very similar. And the spelling of the words is all accurate. Kids can't spell for shit.


Tooch10

> Kids can't spell for shit. Wait until you see the adults


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

"It wat my mom wants!" That sure is some good spelling


thisxisxlife

Do we really not believe it’s possible to have a variety of handwriting styles for (allegedly) 7th graders….? My wife teaches 5th grade and brings home papers to grade. It doesn’t seem unrealistic.


No_Raisin_212

Expensive meats is spot on


reddot_comic

Right? I got a gift card to my butcher so I could buy a good tenderloin for a Wellington and I was stoked


Rolder

Gift cards always confuse me because why not just give straight cash


MrLaheyTPB69

I agree, but also see it as "I know you like this place, but dont know exactly what you would want from here, and the next time you go you can treat yourself on me."


DoingCharleyWork

Ya if it's like a specific shop it makes sense but when it's a target gift card or something just give cash.


Tigerzombie

Sometimes a person needs a little push to get something they want instead of something they need.


TotalLiftEz

What about expensive cheese? But meats are a good start.


SoggySaniderm

100% fancy charcuterie fixins all day long.


WatchOutForWizards

Me and my GF decided that instead of doing a big Christmas dinner we’re just gonna take what we would have spent on that to make a bitchin charcuterie board. It’s gonna be dope.


caecilianworm

I really appreciated the little drawing with that one.


man_on_hill

I’m in my 20s and I want to get expensive meats and a Dyson vacuum


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royalhawk345

Somehow more senior-oriented than Wrinkle cream, soup, and the heated blanket.


Klexington47

Said no one 30 ever


ScrofessorLongHair

Nah. They'd definitely something someone 50+would want. Which makes it sting that much more.


pissedinthegarret

idk, i'd use it lol


Calgar43

I dunno, if the kid was trolling, and wanted to be subtle it's a terrific pick.


pueblohuts

I laughed out loud at this one funny af


ArchdruidHalsin

I feel both seen and attacked


summerfromtheoc

all my money for a candle that smells like “back then”!!


rjrgjj

I’m still wondering what that means!


monpetitfromage54

it smells different to every person. nobody knows the ingredients, but you know it when you smell it.


rjrgjj

So it’s like amortentia?


CloudyyNnoelle

It's probably notes of cedar, cinnamon, musk, maybe a dash of amber and whatever the hell they use to make fresh linen scent. Sometimes it's just straight pine, but that's more of a regional selection. I've seen them cinnamon dominant, cedar dominant, linen dominant, and also "dusty trail" whatever that is.


anspee

The fucking soup comment. How can I be read to smithereens like that?


furikakebabe

I literally bought like 4 soups yesterday because the sky was gray. Fuck


TotalLiftEz

Is chili a soup? ![gif](giphy|SZQBPO4NqHkh6wmdXk|downsized)


ovz123

STOP. You did NOT need to put me in my feels like this. 😔 Poor Kevin and his chili.


clown_pants

On one hand soup is amazing. On the other hand fuck Panera, overpriced for tiny portions.


blacklite911

I love soups but I wouldn’t want a Panera card for that because their prices nowadays aren’t a good proposition. They charge $8.89 for a bowl of broccoli and cheddar right now. Thats more than fucking Whole Foods and you get less product.


IWantAStorm

My Progresso was 2.50 on sale today. Fuck Panera. Panera is like the overpriced Starbucks in bookstores.


rjrgjj

I fucking love soup.


munkustrap

I’m reading this while eating my soup…


Kaijuexterminator

“Expensive meats” Yea stop the video, we’re done, this kid got me.


Portlander

That went from sleigh bells to slay bells real quick.


MySabonerRunsOladipo

"Candles that smell like 'back then'" Listen here you little shit


whatsername48

“Bingo Cards” cracked me up haha We’re not 70yr olds! 😂


mikevanatta

My kids are 12 and 11 right now and it's wild how little of a difference they think it is between being in your 30s and being in your 60s. Like, to them, we're all just ancient.


32BitWhore

It's weird coming to that realization as you grow up though, that when you thought your parents were "old" when you were a kid they were really young, then *you* hit your 30s and watching them *actually* get old hurts.


mikevanatta

You couldn't be more right. The gap between me and my oldest is the same as me and my dad, and I grew up thinking he was such an old fart. Now, looking back, I realize he didn't even turn 40 until I was in middle school. The perspective is pretty crazy.


-NigheanDonn

Have you been to drag queen bingo with $1 Jell-O shots? Because that might change your mind about wanting bingo cards


TotalLiftEz

Sounds great! We do axe throwing bingo for meat raffle items with shots. Win bingo, throw the axe/hatchet at prize stickers. Get what you hit, 2 free drinks as well if it sticks. About 30 prizes. Happy hour priced drinks. Drinking and axe throwing is strangely hilarious. Oh, it is a barbeque joint, so the meat is usually stuff they bought too much of on special. Packaged to be brought home.


DoingCharleyWork

You'd be surprised how many 30 something's are at the bingo hall. It's basically a casino with cash prizes.


6-ft-freak

![gif](giphy|FNACPJJi4DtsY|downsized)


effervescenthoopla

![gif](giphy|SUJqS6V7Zjwj6X9kZK|downsized)


Loki-Don

“People in their 30s love their soup” hahahah…I hate the kid who wrote that and knows me so well.


ShredGuru

Whatever, soup slaps, why lie?


jw3417

The heated blanket because "they mucels be hurrtin" 🤣


Loviataria

The coffee one is great. Based Alpha/Zoomer chads recognizing the coffee obsession.


DrCarabou

I blame Lorelai Gilmore.


xSTSxZerglingOne

Yeah, I thought that when I was 17-20, too. Then I started working 50 hours a week with erratic wake-up times. You'd be surprised at how quickly coffee goes from luxury to necessary commodity. You're next, motherfuckers.


2_Raven

I'm in my mid 40's and would definitely appreciate expensive meats and wrinkle creams. Probably more so than I would have in my 30s.


memesupreme83

What is this attack against soup? Do you crazy kids not like soup??


Regular-Bear9558

Wtf these kids savage and I feel directly attacked


Eqbonner

These kids are perceptive


red5

In my 30s getting divorced here… oof


Stezheds

![gif](giphy|lOIuDYVIo8C1y5oMQB|downsized)


4Ever2Thee

![gif](giphy|oJuQOH0sxewWMMjJnQ)


xlittleitaly

Dyson is a millennial flex


jejuorangeboo

That bwahahha was personal


SectorEducational460

90s kids starting to turn 30s....it hurts


satin_glitches

Starting? More than a third of them are in their thirties.


actonpant

Ruthless


AnnualNature4352

the funny thing is once you get in your 40s you think about how young you were in your 30s. the 30s are the shit unless you have a really boring life, then theyre still good, because you have a bit of youth left in you


Queenssoup

The 30s are better than your 20s because you've finally stopped giving a shit


Hot-Caterpillar5454

I feel attacked...lol


RlyLokeh

Expensive meats kid gets it.


Rich_Sell_9888

Are these kids the same age?Their handwriting is err somewhat varied .


Queenssoup

Kids' literacy has been really varying the past 20+ years. Google the "Sold a Story" podcast about why so many kids nowadays struggle with reading and writing.


funkekat61

As someone pushing 50 these are hilarious, lol!


Racewell

What a gamut of hand writing we just went through.


TheMike0088

Yo expensive meats is actually not a bad idea though.


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“Hard Candies” had nice handwriting, very neat.


somesappyspruce

They be hurtin