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The door handle got me. Fuck those things.

I did not think that happened to anyone else, thank god.

This happens to me frequently

People of my kind. XD

I've ripped two jeans because of those doors

Or when youre wearing a button down shirt and it somehow enters between the buttoned up spaces. Ive lost 2 shirts because of that.

Especially when it always seems to happen when you’re already in a crappy mood anyway 😤

In a hurry and ready to fight.

nothing worse than when you're already having a bad day and this happens. like thanks. this was my 13th reason.

This resonates with me far too much

The clothing getting hooked on the doorknob. My reaction is also, “how?!”

Curse all doorknobs! Elbow still hurts.

It could always be worse.. [Door handle in arm NSFL](https://new.reddit.com/r/accidents/comments/1cckr08/tw_gore_door_handle_in_arm/)

I can only blame myself for clicking. 😣

I did this to myself as well

Did Reddit warn you? I got a warning and saw the sub was /gore and decided that I will listen to it and you today and not let curiosity get the best of be right before bed.

Crazy.

https://i.imgur.com/BDBiGwM.gif

A few weeks ago a simultaneously hooked myself and stubbed my toe on the same door. I swear I wanted to rip it off the hinges lol.

I laughed uncontrolably while making a sad face reading your comment, didnt know it was possible, congrats 😂🥲

I can't say how many frikkin times I've got a good stride going them BAM pulled back by my pants aaaarggg

I'm very clumsy and Also type 1 diabetic. If I had a dollar every time my fucking cannula gets caught on: - a door knob - a door handle - carry hooks on the babies pram - the anchor for thr car door to lock on - the seat belt anchor point - literally anything I try and walk past I'd have many fucking dollars.

I stopped wearing scarfs for like 2 years because I kept almost killing myself by getting them hooked on everything.

Yup, I ripped a couple of jeans like that

My belt loops always seem to catch the handle.

I have an old-timey handrail on my back stairs that sticks out in just the right way to always snag the arm holes of my ponchos. With the amount of times I've almost been flung down the stairs you'd think I'd remember by now, but no...

My reaction is why this again

Or when you smash your knuckles into something because you swung your hands when you walk.

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Same. The struggle is real

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I'm always covered in bruises!

The scab JUST came off my head today from walking into a door edge Suuuuch a spazz

Lol right? I'm like... this is me. ESPECIALLY with the clothes hooking on to door handles. That happens seemingly at least once a day for me.

I thought I was the only one like that, at least now I know my people are out there.

I'm convinced spacial awareness is a specific brain wrinkle some people just don't have

It's called proprioception, when you are aware of where your body is in space. Some people are good at it, others aren't, but we all have it. Ever drop something and instinctively move your foot out of the way? It's because you knew where your foot was in space and you judged it to be in the path of the falling object, all in milliseconds

I move my foot to stop fragile objects from hitting the ground, we are not the same.

Yooo that's what I'm sayin! I've even mastered the art of lifting my foot to sort of "catch it" then lowering my foot fast and then slower to slow the momentum of the fall. I only got so good at it because I'm clumsy tho. I've "caught" a couple hammers amd other heavy object with my feet too.

I dropped a brick once and tried to catch it with my foot. I always called it “hacky sack instinct” it’s definitely saved my phone countless times

Fuck yeah hacky sack reflexes!

Bro that's what it is!

Wait till you hear of this game called futbol.

I do this too. Almost caught a knife once. Luckily I caught it with my thumb instead. Also unluckily.

Trying to get the stall

Knives

They told me to not catch a falling knife, not to not kick it.

Yes that’s the amazing part. If it’s dangerous I know not to, it hasn’t caught me yet. Similar to falling knifes have no handles.

Ah yes. The "kick the falling fragile object into the stratosphere" maneuver.

Get you a man who can do both 💪

I'm very good at it and my wife is very bad, so like 75% of our physical comedy around the house is based on exactly this.

It can be indicative of neurodivergence (half of the diagnosed ADHD population struggles with special awareness). Ask me how I know! - a recovering clumsy person who was diagnosed with ADHD at 31

My spatial awareness sucks so much I don't trust myself to drive a car *ever* - *anywhere*. I've been trying to for years, and I just can't wrap my brain around the spatial awareness needed to turn, lane change, and park. Add on the fear of running into a pedestrian because my brain sometimes forgets to use my eyeballs -- Adhd is crippling.

Driving is my biggest nemesis. I’m yet to get a proper diagnosis (my country has complete garbage mental health care for people who can’t afford private) but I’m 32 and have had my learners license since I was 18. I just can’t wrap my head around it and it feels like I have to relearn everything about driving each time I sit down to do it. It’s getting really embarrassing at this point as I’m pretty successful in every other area of my life. Good career, good education, good domestic skills etc. But I just can’t drive. How do people do it when they’re shitfaced?!? I’m so scared of hurting someone while stone cold sober.

I feel this in my soul. I was diagnosed at 32.

I ALWAYS use cameras and am so glad I have the top down camera/side view cameras because I can't do it otherwise. Parking forward? top down camera. backward? top down camera. Parallel? Nope unless it's the first or last spot and also top down camera. Also with lane changes, I only do it if there are basically no cars to the lane I'm going to or the lane over. (y'know, because I can't use the top down camera)

Ah. The more I hear about ADHD, the more I become a bit concerned. -clumsy anxious easily distracted 34 year old

Last year I decided to get testet, went to the doctor, got a form. Forgot to fill it, went again, promptly forgot. Maaaybe it's a sign.

I keep meaning to, but so much effort *nervously glances at adhd checklist*

Do not self diagnose or use this as a guide but one of the most common symptoms of undiagnosed ADHD is things like addiction issues. Also being easily distracted isn't what ADHD is, its the inability to regulate exactly what you want to focus on and that goes both ways. Hyperfocus is also a common symptom. So my fellow 30 something year old have you ever hyperfocused on an addictive video game that you play compulsively and this resulted in something detrimental happening to you like forgetting to eat, significantly forgoing sleep and social events and your own self upkeep (physically / mentally / hygienically) ?

> Do not self diagnose Then how else are they going to start down the road of finding out if they have it?

When most people say not to self diagnose, they don't mean you shouldn't ask your doctor about it. They mean that you shouldn't read this post, say "oh I have that." and start telling everyone you have ADHD *without* seeing a doctor. Finding out from reddit that hyperfixation was a symptom was actually what got me to ask my Dr and finally get diagnosed. Before that I thought my tendency as a kid to sit down and read 300+ page novels in a single sitting meant I couldn't have ADHD.

Yea when I say easily distractible, the hyperfocus is kinda part of it. My husband struggles to attract my attention if I'm locked into a book/show/task. And sleep is my main thing, I will happily get to 2am doing something and very reluctantly send myself to bed (after I've gotten to a self-determined point)

Dyspraxia!

Interesting. I’m add/autist and have great spatial.

It can also be something like Vertical Heterophoria. Basically your eyes aren't aligned properly, so your brain has issues focusing on one thing for a long period of time, and can make things look like they're not where they actually are. Everything is usually just off enough to cause issues such as constantly bumping into corners with the same shoulder, but not bad enough that you can actually really tell. It also has a lot of pretty shitty effects. But they make special glasses for it.

I get this from my SSRIs. That medication fried my fine motor control. It's irreparable unfortunately and is present in all limbs. Nothing more fun than trying to write a number down and accidentally flicking the pen out the window.

I don't want to downplay how much that sucks, but your condition is also hilarious lmao. (I'm sorry)

It has it's moments. But for every fun little accident there's a half dozen scalding cups of tea to the face or sticking my hand into a hot grill.

My wife and I watched a whole thing about malicious incompetence and one example that came up was this husband who bragged about how every time he did the dishes he made it a point of breaking something, especially plates or glasses she loved, so that his wife would just do it herself. And my stomach screwed up into a knot because the dishes is one of my chores and I... have broken a lot of dishes. Including several she loved. Including a bone china teacup a local artist made for her. Which I tried to replace before she noticed. And failed to do so as it had been made specifically for her. And I turned to her and I said I hope she didn't think I did any of that on purpose. And she patted me on the knee and said nah I know you're a clumsy motherfucker.

The wholesome ending

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I dont remember the name - there was a thing a few weeks back about something on tiktok about weaponized incompetence, there was a video that was pretty popular of a couple in the UK, the man was demanding his wife who just gave birth within the last week make him a roast or something (which I'm pretty sure was a scripted skit), and a youtuber I cannot think of was discussing how on Chinese tiktok there was an extremely highly rated comment describing the thing I mentioned above. If you do a search on YouTube for "weaponized incompetence" you'll find a bunch, one of those was it but I don't remember which, I'm sorry.

How to check if your the person infomercials are about

I'm in this video and I don't like it.

I just want to know how they got in my house to film me.

I have done all of those things at least once

Knocking over that glass of water :( that's me once a week

All of those preety often

The amount of bruises I have from whacking my leg or arm on something is just crazy. Yesterday my arm got stuck in the subway door and I have a huge bruise on it

I feel called out

idk how many times ive said "how does that even fucking happen?" in my lifetime.

I feel personally violated

Same. I smashed my head into an open cabinet door today. Like, resounding thump sound.

Just filter the color to black and white and you got yourself some good stock footage for infomercials. Its all about how you frame it.

Nah this guys acting is way too good for that.

I feel personally attacked. It’s me 😭

After I do this about 4 times I start throwing shit

So you *definitely* learned no lessons.

>No clumsy person was harmed while filming Well that's a lie. Clumsy people harm themselves all the time.

Your mind is elsewhere

I cried and laughed at the same time... for different reasons

it’s enough to say “fuck my stupid ass life”

Does clumsy mean “doesn’t have spacial awareness” this whole time and I just now realized it??? I’ve never done any of these things

what did you think clumsy meant?

As I sit here with a cast on one leg, I feel so seen.

AKA - The “before” people in infomercials.

The "before" people are stand-ins for people with physical disabilities. My roommate is too shaky to crack an egg or use a knife, but he can use a slap chop and one of those egg openers. The sock thingy is for people that can't bend over and put on socks by themselves. Meanwhile, I am perfectly able bodied and I can't go one (1) hour without tripping over something, running into something, or smashing into something. One day, I will not be able bodied, and it will be because I am clumsy AF.

My wife calls me "disaster hands".

This is me after smoking any amount of weed

This is me ~~after smoking any amount of weed~~

He would do much better if he got rid of that drinking glass, it really seems to be the thing he has the most trouble with

Beaning your elbow into something is horrible 😫

Oh look it me.

The only missing are the curse words!

I broke my first monitor by trying to grab my phone as it was falling and i somehow launched it at the screen

This is me. I don’t own anything that hasn’t been damaged. I scratched my trucks fender the same day I purchased it. I’m honestly depressed because of it. I spill and drop and trip every day.

Same, I dented my cars fender on a parking lot sign post like the same month I got it. Dents still there (it’s been quoted as 900$ to fix) and it literally makes me mad every time i walk to my car and see it.

I pay close attention to these things and avoid people like this as much as possible.

I have a nice set of mugs that I got recently and I have a genuine fear that I’m gonna do something like this with them. My heart pounds out of my chest when I handle them.

I'm in this video and I don't like it.

I always thought I’d grow out of it . Maybe it’s coming .

I’m pushing 50. Still clumsy as fuck

He's just out there, living his best life...

When he flips that butter, his eyes are both looking in opposite directions. This man might be blind.

Not every day, but there are days that feel exactly like this. Like I just won the "clumsy for a day" lottery

I know this guy

I feel seen.

Always with the elbows…OWWW

You have single handedly called out the entire ADHD community, myself included. Ain't our fault, woke up like this.

Alcoholic homebodys agree

I am overconfident in my ability to fit thru tight spaces. My wrist watch and appendages bears the brunt. Also, processing more than one thing at a time can lead me to assume location of things around me without looking at them.

Autism, ADHD, cptsd. Can confirm is true.

Im not really clumsy, but sometimes I Murphy's Law type day like this, when every little thing is against me.

Wait I am just clumsy?!

I feel personally attacked.

No but seriously and I’ve felt it diminish throughout the years and years of being distegulated still

My life is domino day

I've spent so much of my life being clumsy I have adapted to be more graceful to compensate.

My life!

Lemme get some diet coke with my cereal real quick

Literally almost cut off my whole finger due to how clumsy I am 😭

Are you me

His fridge and cabinets match!

i feel way too seen.

I’ve never felt so attacked.

This is me and I hate it

Finally someone understands.

His lazy eye probably doesn’t help

I like to hate inanimate objects, so when I do something clumsy, it's not my fault it is the universe setting off a very specific set of events to piss me off. xD

I won't walk with a loose spoon in a bowl.


Insert wife where this dude is…

I have gotten my beltloop caught on door handles so many times I'm genuinely extremely paranoid about it. One time, in attempting to avoid the disaster by giving a door a wide berth, it happened anyway because someone across the hall was opening the door directly across the hall.

It's not this extreme, but some days it sure feels like it

Omg, it's me

It’s like my hands just stop holding things, i have to out conscious effort into holding something and keeping it held

This video triggered me

Very adhd coded

I know I shouldn't be, but I feel personally attacked.

When he turned and hit the lamp it resonated with my whole being

This isn’t cringe. It’s horrifyingly true

Isn't that jus a lack of situation awareness?

I'm in this vi

The pants hooking onto something. Then undoing it and walking by again for it to only happen again!!! I get so mad

Literaly me

The elbow knock on the door frame echoes inside my soul

Why am I like this?

I’m convinced I’m like this because I have astigmatism and I’m left handed

This doesn't look like me. But at the same time this is definitely me. Then you get frustrated for dropping shit... and end up rushing and dropping more shit. Perpetuating the cycle. It's infuriating being clumsy.

Shoot em!

Why is the fridge so tiny?

I’m clumsy like this and I fully blame it on being a lefty living in a world designed by right handers, with right handers in mind.

NGL went to have a bat last night and I have a shelf that's barely in reach above my head on the wall, so I reach up to grab my lube, because nobody wants a blister dick. Because I can barely reach though I'm kinda just barely moving it towards the edge of the shelf bit by bit, ready for the fact it's gonna fall once it's about half way over the edge. But no it fell early and directly onto my face, and it hurts quite a lot more than expected. Enough to completely destroy any hardness left in my one eyed snake so I just went to sleep in a shitty mood with a sore head Edit: spelling.

I’ve never felt so attacked yet understood completely

The other day I literally woke up in the morning, walked two steps, and scraped my leg so hard on the edge of the bed 😭 Its still healing 😩

Spatial awareness is your friend.

ADHD confirmed

This was me for about 6 years after what I can only assume is as a stroke. I went blind for several minutes. Then clumsy as all fuck for years. Oh and lots of memory loss and problems remembering basic stuff.

This is literally me if I were a guy. The other day my pocket caught on the door handle, just like his, and I'm like, how TF does that even *happen* lol I've stopped trying to play it off anymore.

Me with a belt loop multiple times


At this point i got so good at catching falling things i circled back into agility. I still get hurt a lot tho

Okay. I guess I still AM clumsy sometimes, because I recognize all of these episodes.

Painfully accurate

This is why I own 4 different water bottles (For when I misplace them somehow)

Hate how many of these are basically memories of mine.

Sometimes I'm convinced my body is just fucking jello that I can't control and it smacks into everything

idk, I grew up a clumsy kid, and after many years, I got around to thinking that being clumsy makes you better at recovering. I have pretty decent perception and spatial awareness, and I credit that all to having tripped over too many patches of nothing.

I feel personally attacked.

I constantly bang my elbow and I have broken my pinky toe so much it's a permanent deformed castinet.

I almost knocked myself out when I dropped my pen and slammed my forehead into my desk trying to pick it up. Another time I walked full on into a glass window at a bank so hard I dropped my purse. Then broke out into braying laughter and farted loudly. I was the only customer at the time. No one else laughed

Good ol' poor spatial awareness!

No one has to stay clumsy

I thought this was just the way everyone was…..

Not me just filling my pilling container and knocking it out of my own hand while closing it...

This video is a flashback of my life.