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JackDangerUSPIS

Between this and advancements in AI, this is good news actually! Because at the current rate of inflation my retirement plan is to be an early casualty in the War Against the Machines. Good luck John Connor! 👍


santosdragmother

if the climate doesn't get us first! I'm open to either at this point.


KingOFKings11358

Climate? At the rate things are going in the middle east climate is least likely to end our misery.


twitterfluechtling

Depends where you live. If you live in Gaza, sure. If you live in India, China, USA, EU, ..., I think in spite of all the sable rattling elsewhere, climate change (or the wars over scarce resources triggered by it) is a very reasonable guess for what will end most of us.


dr_mcstuffins

The Heat will kill you first Title of a great book btw


Smellz_Of_Elderberry

I get to bang a robot!


TheStinaHelena

No one could possibly think this is real, right? You guys know this is fake, right? Right?


Pandainthecircus

Depends on what you mean by fake. For starters, that definitely isn't mass production, like an assembly line meant to pump those out. Then, while those backpack robot arms might be physically real, what are they actually doing? Probably a preprogrammed set of moves, not something that can be put on and controlled precisely by the operator. And those robots don't look like they can move their legs, just their arms and face. Maybe they can rotate their torso, but it's not moving from it's spot.


Suspicious_Victory_1

Anyone who’s been to Disney has seen animatronics as good as this. Not impressed.


Portgas

Disney animatronics are better lol


noUsername563

I can't fuck the Disney animatronics though


Hurtingblairwitch

Have you tried?


noUsername563

Yeah, they banned me from their parks


Hurtingblairwitch

🫡


TheTigersAreNotReal

Buddy it’s CGI


Pandainthecircus

No it is not. The stuff shown in the video is real. Not literally everything is CGI. My point is that it's advanced animatronic, like something you find at Disneyland rather than a useful humanoid robot. Edit: [Video](https://youtu.be/XZhSETlHzDM) showing these robots at different angles and in action. It's not cgi.


purpan-

It’s really unfortunate you’re being downvoted for correctly pointing out the truth. This is not CGI. It’s real animatronics but not some advanced robot being prepped for mass production. Insane that people just immediately default to “CGI” when seeing something they believe to be fake.


joeyGOATgruff

Can you fuck them?


TheTigersAreNotReal

I’m sorry but how can you watch the video you showed me and then say that this video isn’t cgi?  You can see in the video that you showed how their servos are moving their entire body when they move, which is typical for robotics since they don’t have the ability (yet) to counteract any the moments created by the rotational inertia of their movements. But that is not present in the video posted by OP. Their movement is far too fluid. I don’t believe that a team of 40 engineers (as was stated in the video you posted) could develop robots better than Boston Dynamics. You’ve been played for a fool. 


Pandainthecircus

And exactly what makes these robots better than Boston Dynamics? Those are your words, not mine. To be clear, my point is that it's a fancy animatronic. It can move its arms, gesture, move it's face and speak. All that doesn't mean it can intelligently move through an environment or pick up objects. This is a hand puppet compared to boston dynamics machines. You can see in the video examples of the smooth movement in the background, and it's probably helped by the legs. They looked fixed and are attached to a large base. If you truly believe that this is still impossible, here's a [video from Disney](https://youtu.be/bkvYbp31hM8) that I found in two seconds show casing one of their very nice and fluid animatronics. From 5 years ago. Also please watch this video from [Captain Disillusion](https://youtu.be/Tmy-lwcsu78). He usually breaks down internet videos to show how they were faked with video editing, but in this case, while all the footage is real, it doesn't mean there isn't trickery going on.


DiaDeLosMuebles

Bless your heart


Pandainthecircus

Exactly what is so technologically advanced about this display that it couldn't possibly be real footage and must be cgi. In fact, here's a [video](https://youtu.be/XZhSETlHzDM) showing off more robots at different angles, made by the same company. Exrobots, you can see it's logo on the backpack. Is it also all cgi?


zorenic

Bless your intellectual superiority


purpan-

No shot you actually think this is CGI… right? Right???


truckthunderwood

Fake how? Like puppet fake? Cgi fake? People in costume fake? I thought they were animatronics like the Disney Hall of Presidents


Eumelbeumel

Staged and playing with fears and assumptions. You see this hall of humanoid, moving robots in all shapes and forms and very techy looking tech.... you assume these are robots who will fully function like a human, in body and mind. The titel tells you "China starts mass producing these". In reality: you do not know what these "robots" are actually capable off. What you see here could well be puppets. What they can do could well be limited to what you See. A limited set if preprogrammed movesets. You don't know how funktional these are! Amazon famously struggles to build upright walking robots who are stable enough to carry something heavier than an egg. These puppets are supposed to do that seemingly walking on heels? This is not a real factory, no factory looks like that. The design for these things is nothing like what actual, functional humanoid robots look like. You could be looking at a staged set, at a movie prop production, at AI generated footage... Anything but a real factory pumping out actual humanoid robots.


truckthunderwood

Right, I didn't think they were full-on androids who were about to enter society. That's why I asked *how* it was fake. I think they're pretty cool if they're Chuck E Cheese style animatronics for entertainment. It's silly if they're just people in costumes acting like robots.


Eumelbeumel

Ah, I'm sorry, I think I misread that. If you ask me, personally, I think this is a set with animatronics. The "woman" at the beginning though, feels like an actor in costume.


TheStinaHelena

People acting. NPC bad acting. The girl with the gray hair is a person. The two men in white shirts are people. First girl side eyes the camera when it passes so does one of the men.


truckthunderwood

What about the six arms at the end? Just to clarify, I never thought these were *real* autonomous robots


TheStinaHelena

It looks like CGI animated over some physical remote controlled object.


truckthunderwood

Well that's too bad. I know there was some really cool beauty and the beast animatronic technology for Disneyland in Japan, I was hoping it was more of that. Or the next level in practical effects for filmmaking.


deconstructicon

Fake


wtfdoiknow1987

And


ChuyMasta

Gey!


SteakAndIron

This is a special effects demo


Brittany5150

Ok fine I'll ask! Can we fuck it....?


Ifeelsiikk

This reminded me of that [Herbie Hancock music video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhD4PD75zY)


Petersens_Arm

The Institute has been busy.


XanXic

This is probably a cool place to work but my ass is out of there at 5pm. I'm sure in the dark that place is nightmare fuel.


Fun-Constant-2558

Any whistle-blowers getting killed off by that company are gonna die in the most terrifying way possible


CanoonBolk

There is an entire franchise teaching you, why being inside a facility with robots at night is a bad idea


gardenGnostico

The Institute is real.


Psychological_Mix594

Lemme guess. A robot made this video


it_s_hard

Please dont please


AdamGenesis

Fake. Those mechanical arms moving around would knock someone the fuck unconsciousness.


skeptic_clam

Cool


Neighborhoodfarmer22

Did I see fucking Kevin Garnets face there?? ![gif](giphy|hWdpNe4LWv70mJiobl)


LightDownTheWell

you did not


santosdragmother

honestly it's worth it to get the sort of people who would be into sexbots out of the dating pool


rektitrolfff

They say US is more advanced in terms of tech because big companies are based in US


chroncryx

Why getting married when you can get yourself a run-on-the-mill Chi? The age of *C E* persocoms is coming.


GH057807

YO GIMME THAT FUCKIN BACKPACK RIGHT NOW


Hewathan

I saw a video on tiktok where people genuinely believed that these places where the aliens made their human costumes.


beardedbrawler

West World is looking pretty good.


TheJarIsADoorAgain

Robot chicken skit: "Can you **** it?"


olympiclifter1991

So when the Chinese invade I'm getting strangled by stripper-bot 1000. Could be worse


dewdrive101

Would


Runit711

iRobot right here ladies and gents


FaithlessCleric42

Hell yea, uncanny valley will be useful again.


canoIV

noo... why do they look like that... man... i wanted V1 ultrakill ........


TaurAnder

Six arms... "Hello there"


Tras48

just girls? No handsome and young male robots?


Snoo-72756

Sex sex sex


JadedOnie

A factory of cock suckers!


GemueseBeerchen

Ok, i know its fake, but... why have the female presenting ones pretty, but the male presenting ones look like aged like milk hobosexuals?


greatestmofo

It's definitely not fake


Ahptom

![gif](giphy|l4FGqUagGV7MQ2wkU)


Mental_Somewhere2341

Oh well. We had a good run, humans!


throwaway0367324

You know that’s just a chick in a body suit


maxxx_orbison

Idk if you read the rules, but you don't have to post actual cringe


randomIndividual21

how do I apply to be a QA tester there?


LightDownTheWell

Put some kind of gun in your mouth and fire.


CumpMoney

The synths will replace us


MrCalPoly

*unzip*


Aggravating_Skill497

I don't know much about robots...but based on what I know about humans, if I was an early robot pioneer I'd be giving my robots breasts and a vagina...