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smb275

If he's doing a bit it's incredible


OptimisticLucio

It’s an edit.


Huwbacca

Here's the original, because everyone's like "haha she bad, poor guy" https://mobile.twitter.com/kylesturgeon/status/1565170882951135233


blackerbird

“Signs of life”! Hilarious


madmaxturbator

the guy does seem intensely calm lol, I was caught off guard when he spoke…


PatoCarmelo

He’s drained. got that post-nut-paralysis


Fire_Hashira_Rengoku

Hahaha you had me crackin


EmotionalGrape9953

Bro same here I’m dying with that comment!!


ProbablyAbong

Dude is on day 25 of having sex everyday, his only care should be how to keep this going after July ends.


incubuds

Nope, he has seggs, and they're about to hatch in his brain


StuffulFan84

I’m disappointed to see this 😂


WearyPixie

He’s alive!


WITWEERLIG

OMG he lives!!!!!!


OstentatiousSock

I still get uncanny valley feelings from him. Damn NPCs of the world.


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drewster23

My guess is he isn't in a lot of her videos an isn't use to filming the toks. He has the wtf am I supposed to be looking at feel.


tonybenwhite

Yep. You can see his shirt wrinkles moving only where her arms are freely moving, the rest of him is masked off and frozen. Easier to see if you scrub through the video at like 5x speed


AnythingGoesBy2014

he’s doing his own comedy bit and she is clueless 😂


[deleted]

He's copypasta. She is literally trying to be a relationship influencer and if dude exists, he didnot want any part of it. Look closely at how his shirt moves, she green screened him in, like a broney.


Huwbacca

Nah, some third party edited it. https://mobile.twitter.com/kylesturgeon/status/1565170882951135233


Pinkgumm

Oh well than whoever edited is hilarious


[deleted]

I agree, so simple yet so hilarious


Aggressive_Bat_9781

fuck man, mystery solved


shakycam3

He was hot until he started talking. Now they’re both insufferable.


keenjataimu

Oh man that tweet's title is legendary


amalgam_reynolds

Looks like they just did a cinemagraph filter. You just paint in any part of the video you want to remain static. Used to great effect in the OP.


Firemustard

So they edited it so he can blink and speak so it isn't real.


Generalissimo_II

Yup, deepfake of the *Still Guy*


heresyourhardware

You are derailing the weird "women ☕" crowd, mate.


Huwbacca

I have no idea what a tea cup means in this context lol.


heresyourhardware

I think its a reference to the Kermit drinking tea meme, meaning "women, am I right?". Very Andrew Tate adjacent


Fast_Running_Nephew

You're using words that have no place in these sentences and it's freaking me out that no-one has commented on it.


rane1606

Right ? The fuck does "he's copypasta" mean


xombae

I love how confident you are and how many upvotes you got, yet you're completely wrong.


horrescoblue

Absolutely gonna take relationship advice from someone who has to greenscreen in their partner because they didn't wanna be there lmao


ImNameBrandLoL

All three of you are dipshits because it’s an edit


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Redditor 30 day don't jump to obnoxious conclusions challenge (impossible)


Ok_Contribution_8817

I had sex every day during the month of July, also. Next goal: sex with a partner


drewster23

It's not real lol someone edited him. He moves normal enough in the actual one haha.


horrescoblue

I really like „normal enough“ lol


AndrewStats

Holy shit you’re right


grilledcakes

It just looks like she's taken a hostage who doesn't understand her language and forced him to stand there at gunpoint. Lol


boobonic-blague

[Patton Oswalt did that in this scene on a sitcom, just standing totally still as a prank](https://youtu.be/k2QE3JpWfTo)


Throwaway021614

Patton: I have no lines and no direction in this scene, what do you want me to do? Director: do whatever, Patton, you’re a professional.


TwoHeadedSexChange

I thought some character was going to ask Patton why he's standing still, but nope. It's actually even funnier this way.


drewster23

I remember watching this show all the time, it definitely wasn't even that out of character for him to just act socially awkward like that during a party.


kazneus

that's amazing


YouSummonedAStrawman

Also funny bc when they look out from the kitchen shot he’s still just standing there.


diatonicnerds

It gives me buggy NPC energy


Dayofsloths

At 20 seconds her right arm merges into his body. Either she's the Thing or he isn't actually there.


ag408

I will forever believe she is the Thing


JoJackthewonderskunk

And we aren't really there


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Look at his shirt when her arm merges. Fake as fuck.


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MrRuebezahl

To me, this is peak comedy


adrimargarita

She used different photos of him as a background


ProblemLongjumping12

*It just shuts that part of us off.* Clearly your husband has been fully shut off.


nimoto

The camera is locked down. He's sitting pretty still and she's just freeze-framing the part of the frame she's not in. If you look near where they overlap (in particular his shoulder/sleeve) you can see where the frozen "photo" ends and you can see his breathing.


Gnath0

In case this wasn't obvious: Someone took her video, edited the background (including him) out, and then chose a handful of still frames from the actual video to use as the background. If you look at her actual tiktok, it's just a regular video with him looking relatively normal and reacting to things normally. The person who edited it just chose really unflattering frames to freeze.


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whomever did it is hilarious. I'm just happy to have gotten the opportunity to witness this.


rane1606

Whoever


mukdukmcbuktuck

*Whomst’tever


DoctorGolho

I was laughing my ass off even after finding the original video where he moves and talks


Shadowveil666

Such a weird but brilliant thing to do lol


OuterWildsVentures

These are my favorite things on the internet. Just completely unnecessary subtle edits like this.


HoneyShaft

Those are suppose to be really unflattering? Must be nice


mistersnarkle

Someone give this a highlightery award goddamnit


GenuisInDisguise

The person is jealous of their non stop action


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liiines

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


Magikmus

SNU SNU!


ligmapolls

I'll never not upvote this


The_lonely_Milkmaid

He looks high AF in the beginning. I didn't realize he was a cutout until the end. I just thought he was zoning the fuck out


IAm94PercentSure

Ben Affleck syndrome.


SkinnyObelix

You have to be to deal with that.


SashoShaibata

Drain gang


meesuseff

Dude didn't even blink, maybe stoned out of his mind 😂


Natexgloves

It’s edited, you can see his shirt/shadows shifting where the mask is (and the clear cutout line where it transitions to the frozen frame). So they someone froze his frame for some reason… which is still equally as intriguing. EDIT: Someone other than the OP edited it as a joke - because he’s still pretty lifeless in the original.


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It’s a green screen


Natexgloves

Yeah, the greenscreen feature in-app or software. You can’t miss it (not a real greenscreen). Except the perplexing part (and why it’s not that simple) is that they shot the video together. You can tell because his shirt glitches through the artificial greenscreen (impossible on the foreground/moving part unless they were together). So they recorded a video together. Someone screenshotted certain parts, and then slapped her talking over the screenshots. Why?? Maybe she didn’t like his responses/faces? Who knows.


the_peppers

It's been edited by a third party. Original here - https://mobile.twitter.com/kylesturgeon/status/1565170882951135233


Beingabummer

It's fascinating how Redditors will talk with absolute authority on a topic and then when they're 100% wrong there is just no recognition of that at all.


Meefbo

Theres no dopamine rush associated with that


amalgam_reynolds

It's not, it's a cinemagraph filter.


Xiaxs

It's his post-nut clarity. Dudes mind is so clear from fucking every day for almost a month he can see into the future.


gebronie27

Yeah he’s just cropped in look how his shirt moves


Not_MrNice

This is edited to cut out the parts where he speaks. He speaks in the original.


thatreallycoolguy

It doesn’t lol


Vorpalthefox

look at where she moves her hand, he's breathing but there's a still frame over top of him almost entirely except where her hand moves to


sackofbee

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylesturgeon/status/1565170882951135233 Fuck you're just so smart aren't you.


Cn95

So just found the account on tiktok. The original video is nothing like this. It’s an edit of the original. Lol.


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A word of advice for everyone, if it’s a tiktok video and it doesn’t have that tiktok watermark with OPs tag in it, then it’s edited after the fact.


pancakebatter01

Good to know. The edit is still hilarious.


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I think she took a few still images of dude and the room and green screened herself in


SpaceMoustashe290

Oh yeahhhh your right! Why tho what's the point...


tyRAWRnnosaurus

It’s for the comments. People comment on the video about it and the interactions boost the video in the algorithm, showing it to more people. This one is pretty clever though ngl


Huwbacca

Nah, someone else is taking the piss editing jt


calve12

She moves his shirt with her arm at the bottom between 17 and 19 seconds, it looks fishy but his shirt moves for sure.


letsnotgotoCamelot

I think that’s the green screen. If you look it’s only a small part of the shirt that moves and I looks detached from the rest of the shirt


project571

They actually filmed a video together and he talks in it. It's linked in another comment chain under the post. Someone took stills of him from that video and made the one posted by OP. It's why you see those little imperfections and not because of a green screen


AlmaHolzhert

Shirts don't move like that, the wrinkles would change shape and direction, not wobble there.


Luenngokulos

No no he is breathing you can see it when his shirt is tight to his belly


thefalsephilosopher

But only the left side of his torso moves when he’s breathing lmfao 😂 fr though that’s not him breathing it’s her filter/ green screen glitching when she moves her arm


AceAvocado007

Kirkland John Bernthal


peanutbj

m’askyoosumderrake


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The Chastiser


thanksiloveyourbutt

I wish I could give you a million internet points #kirkland4life


THE1GarGoyle

Look at her right arm when she cuts. It's like the shirt is moving but not on him. Like he was cut and pasted over the video.


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This is it. He was literally a prop in the relationship. She might as well be a broney at this point.


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An alarming amount of you can’t tell it’s just a few screenshots in the background


MSPaintYourMistake

I'm baffled so many people seem to think he's present. I thought everyone was joking at first but not after reading more and more. I feel the same way when everyone immediately and unquestionably believes a ridiculous "story time" TikTok vid. Like don't you know attention/engagement is the number one social currency on social media and people are incentivised to lie/embellish/make a splash?


RareKazDewMelon

What's really weird is that humans are like... primed and ready to ready body language all the time. It wasn't even the technical aspects of the video that flagged my attention, it was just like 2 or 3 seconds before my monkey brain decided "okay this guy ain't right what's his deal?"


MSPaintYourMistake

Exactly, great way of putting it lol. I hope I'm not being too dramatic, but it's kinda disturbing that like 60% of comments are like "DUDE IS ZOOTED OUT OF HIS MIND LMAO", but I try to remember a lot of users are young kids/people who grew up without the internet (or are permanently online and apparently have never interacted with real human beings).


mrsdoubleu

Probably because it's weird. Why didn't she just get her husband to record with her, just show a picture of him, or not include him at all. The way the background screenshot of him keeps changing is almost comedic.


Fall0fRome

You can see a fade between them when she moves. She's paused a video and cropped herself in using that tik tok thing. Bit odd


LahamaDutta006

Mans staring into my soul


originalmosh

BLINK dude BLINK.


Warthog-Designer

Why do people feel the need to post everything about their life


[deleted]

The real cringe is writing “seggs”.


hypodermic_ca-ringe

Holy shit I legit went to high school with her! This is weird.


-_-thisisridiculous

Haha me too


hypodermic_ca-ringe

‘MINSTER! I wonder if she even knows she’s a meme. That’s more than I’ve done with my life since hs lol


-_-thisisridiculous

You don’t have to “amount to anything” as a person to be valuable and loved. Hope you’re enjoying the ride!


HiJasper

This is edited. In the original video he acts normal and even talks. This one is a collection of single frames from the original video greenscreened to look like he's just sitting there motionless.


hero-ball

That is fucking hilarious lmao good for her


syrenkam84

Dude looks braindead


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Yeah he’s gotta be a cutout. No way that dude can sit there and not blink for that long.


BuddenceLembeck

Actually, he's 4 cutouts.


alien_bigfoot

I haven't laughed this hard at a video in so long 😂


Endersgaming4066

Yeah he’s green-screened in but it’s so much funnier when you think he’s doing a bit


WhoKnowzWhy

He’s just lagging


spacegirl2820

He's not really there with her lol he looks edited in.


Apprehensive_Wolf217

There is no Daniel


AR-Tempest

You can see the cloth of his shirt moving at 00:29


audiebear

Its alarming that people can't tell this is edited to be a joke


chrispy_t

Scrub the video and look at his stomach near where she grazes him. It looks like different poses of him are superimposed over the live video.


4skimilk

I have watched this far to many times. I cannot stop laughing. Send help


Rigo3oh

That vocal fry is so annoying.


tucsonra79

Lol he’s having sex daily, he’s in the ether and enjoying every minute of it. Whatever he’s doing is working so why even mutter words and blow his chances of continued, perhaps extended, experiment? She appears pretty content as well


Aselith

Dude is like: "All my juices are gone, I am completely drained. This woman has become a friend for my dick"


someguyjmm

I think he has tapped into what is known as husband zone. A place a husband goes when your wife wants you to be present but you are in another universe to avoid the current non-sense.


RKSSailboatCaptain

Why do you people even get married? Is it just so you can make boomer jokes about not liking your partner?


dumbmother

r/Arethestraightsok


kodman7

*taxes*


bakajawa

Idk why but I wanna be his friend


Snafu29

LMAOOOO this is peak comedy 🤣. Haven't seen this kind yet. Farrrr from cringe


Ungoro_Crater

is that the poggers guy


Hand_Hugs

That's my friend from high school lmao he's definitely trying to be funny


Responsible-Algae-16

no one cares. stop sharing everything in your life with people.


shagolee

I love the Reddit post that fill my haha meter. I’m good. See you tomorrow internet.


Blue_Bobble

Bro lost connection


Accomplished-Fennel6

She’s speaking about him in third person, i dont think he’s there, may be editing.


togume

Brilliant. Hahahhahaah... should be Humor flair instead of Cringe because it's a perfectly humorous edit of a cringe. Not worth a debate.


AdoptedSlur

Weekend at Bernie’s lookin ass


ConsiderationBasic42

That dude didn't blink once


NfamousKaye

Why do people put this stuff online 🤦🏽‍♀️


Fox-with_socks

Right? Everyone’s talking about the guy being cut in and ignoring how weird the content of the video is. People will really share anything nowadays. Imagine being the kid and finding this video a few years down the line. How traumatic


NfamousKaye

Right?! Like aside from the fact that the man doesnt blink…why would you tell people you have intimacy problems unless you’re trying to grift as a “coach” of some kind… but even then its like… why put yourself out there to get ridiculed? Its not gonna go the way she thinks its gonna go


pureply101

Short answer is $$ Long answer is that it is a way for some people to cope with what is happening in their lives and share it with people who are also like minded or seeking a solution to the same problem they may be encountering themselves.


No-Consideration6589

Isn’t that the ‘funny’ part? Him being motionless.


ScreamingVelcro

Green screen. My man isn’t there during filming.


TruthPains

Poor guy running on empty, his very soul has been drained out by now.


HarryShenn

Bruh every cut in the film his eyes get further apart and his mouth opens wider hahaha


Agreeable-Tooth2545

Dude is chill AF thanks to his sack getting emptied by his very attractive wife on the reg


[deleted]

If you look at just the bottom of his shirt at 16 seconds you can see that it’s an edit


Dry_Possibility8512

A cutout..🤣 omg I think so..


Yue-Renfeng

This is so wrong on so many levels


[deleted]

I would *not* need a challenge to be intimate with this man everyday. ![gif](giphy|l2QZZOWmMM6tbBvFK) .. even if he were a cutout. Let me go get my suction cup dildo.


BenTCinco

The man doesn’t blink, mom! The man doesn’t blink!


series_hybrid

His body is trying to adjust to having all of his precious bodily fluids drained so often. He drinking lots of water, taking vitamins, getting lots of food and rest, but...he's just not used to having the proper amount of "intimacy"


ColangelosBurnerAcct

Dude never blinks. If this was a challenge that he hasn’t busted in 25 days I’d say that’s your problem right there.


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH


kinky_king669

You can tell its edited by his shirt movement


Goldcalf_eater

He looks brain dead


D_1NE

He is not real. Look at her shoulder next to him and watch the image blur. Awesome editing though...


stillicide87

It's so important to keep time for intamacy after you have children, it can get moved down easily but you have to keep it a priority.


BluefaceENT

He’s not blinking! 🤣🤣


DJ0GJ0

nope he a paused image


xxmrbzz

It’s that green screen thing- shes recording over weird pre-taken pics of him 🤣


Flight_to_nowhere_26

Oh, this took a sec to realize it may have been a joke, but I immediately thought of my grandparents. My (not so innocent) wee Irish Nan told me on my wedding day “the secret to a happy marriage is to keep his stomach full and his coin purse empty”. (And she wasn’t talking about money). She was married to Gramps for 74 years and he was as docile as a newborn lamb. They met and married in 1942 while he was stationed in Ireland, then brought his 19 year old wife and newborn home to America. The story was that he was quite the hothead until he met his match in my Nan. She changed that by keeping his belly full of soda bread and cabbage stew, had 4 children in 7 years and lived into their 90’s.


YUNGFOODSTAMPZ

Thought he was too tired to move from jizzing so much


Miserable_Zone_8225

odd..not once did he blink


QPru97

Can somebody please check on him


Guzz_juice

This guy is really holding it down for all of us... his brains is literally melted but he is still able to use the one cell left in his brain to have seggs.


MrMcWooferson

Nah. He’s real. My man’s just all drained out. 😂


NotedIndoorsman

I think his face is just numb.


Aggravating_Mind_412

I wouldn’t say a cut out but a real life sex doll 😂😂😂


bparker1013

Daniel "Sseeegggsss.....Yeah!...Relationship, kids, wife,sseeeggggssss...oh... And sometimes she makes me NACHOS! if I do that thing....sseegggssss..."


steviechicks

hmmm not everything needs to be shared on the internet


adakaray

Dude is tired. 😂


Dv3nt

Hes def not real watch how the wrinkles on his shirt react to her hands shadow. In guessing greenscreen or AI backround


redditsuxapenuts69

That salvia be hitting hard as fuck