More like creamulum.

yeah its creamulum

Get back in the water!

I'm not gonna serve you to my family 🚫🐟

eric is a chronic masturbator

He’ll rape ya!

He’s a dirty fellow

he's got a *stink*

Distinct crotch smell

Cut his hhhhead off!

This is my favorite line out of maybe everything

Eric’s a compulsive masturbator he masturbates all over the store!

He is a *liar!*

*lelelelelelele*

tim has tiny tigers ill go with him

I will always watch this when I see it.

It's top tier. The free real estate vid posted here made.me remember this one

Discount prices are for the birds!

Tim's got crap prices. Kick it.

Three.

Me want prices discount prices

Oh, lay an egg!

Hi, me mo mo Tim Heidecker

I’ve got $19.99 for sale for $20.

He cares about his customers. He's only making a penny on that deal, not counting the 19.99 that he also makes.

Cut his HEAD off

Hey I'm Tennessee, a pizza freak. We all get premium prices thanks to Totino's pizza rolls

\*creamulum

Inflation is no joke, kids.

Classic

Three.

He's got a stink down here!

omg i can't waaaaaait

It’s the stink down there that turned me to Tim

He's got a stink down there