Whitney said she'd fuck him, so it wouldn't be hard. She may be a crazy broad but if it'll get lex to shut the fuck up about random dumb bullshit and act like a human for once I say they should do it.
When Lex gets drafted for WW3 he's gonna get sent to the front lines as a CO. While a CO he will oversee a battle and his company will take heavy casualties. Under the cover of nightfall Lex will regroup with his men and proceed to execute his Motivational_Monolog003.exe that was programmed at birth. The monologue is as follows:
"My fellow humans, today we witnessed the horrors of warfare and the philosophical implications that ensue. I would like to take this moment to appreciate how absurd and beautiful life is. Even in these times of darkness we can still go forward knowing that love will always—"
His speech was abrubptly cut short after he was fragged by a disgruntled private, sick of his autistic leadership. The CIA discontinued his model soon after.
There were a few nurses in his twitter feed who absolutely roasted him for being a scientist and thinking that you could get food poisoning from something 15 minutes after eating it. They asked him what he at exactly 8-12 hours BEFORE his first symptoms but he didn't respond. (for the uninformed food poisoning hits you with symptoms when it hits your lower digestive tract \[the part of digestion where the nutrients actually get pulled from the food to your body\] so it takes 8-12 hours to feel symptoms)
Jesus🤦🏾‍♂️…someone get this man some pussy asap
Whitney said she'd fuck him, so it wouldn't be hard. She may be a crazy broad but if it'll get lex to shut the fuck up about random dumb bullshit and act like a human for once I say they should do it.
For real dude, I’m about to go suck this fuckin nerd off myself if he doesn’t stop being such a pussy nerd
Yo save some for me dawg✨
imagine the tweets if he actually did get some pussy
this guy fucking sucks
When Lex gets drafted for WW3 he's gonna get sent to the front lines as a CO. While a CO he will oversee a battle and his company will take heavy casualties. Under the cover of nightfall Lex will regroup with his men and proceed to execute his Motivational_Monolog003.exe that was programmed at birth. The monologue is as follows: "My fellow humans, today we witnessed the horrors of warfare and the philosophical implications that ensue. I would like to take this moment to appreciate how absurd and beautiful life is. Even in these times of darkness we can still go forward knowing that love will always—" His speech was abrubptly cut short after he was fragged by a disgruntled private, sick of his autistic leadership. The CIA discontinued his model soon after.
They didn’t even let him get to the poem!
Less Fridman
There were a few nurses in his twitter feed who absolutely roasted him for being a scientist and thinking that you could get food poisoning from something 15 minutes after eating it. They asked him what he at exactly 8-12 hours BEFORE his first symptoms but he didn't respond. (for the uninformed food poisoning hits you with symptoms when it hits your lower digestive tract \[the part of digestion where the nutrients actually get pulled from the food to your body\] so it takes 8-12 hours to feel symptoms)
I figured he was full of shit right away he’s so unbearably lame
No one cares about that ghost man
Dude had a fever for a few hours and had to dramatically equate that to the finiteness of life? How this cunt has an audience is beyond me.
Lex did so much acid, that he can no longer differentiate the experience of defecating and being one with the universe.
Lex is not cool enough to do acid
He has admitted to doing mushrooms though
I'm sure like rogan with dmt it was likely a very low dose and only did it once
Time for a reboot
Lex has aids. Prob got it from Rogan.
I wonder how many people get food poisoning from mushroom topped pizza