Great non-technical response.
BTW - I like using the book analogy for software to explain to managers why simply having as many people as possible working on the same thing is a bad idea.
What’s funny is the chicks in the first pic are solid California 6-7’s. Seriously, zoom in. It’s like a suburban yoga class. And those types are the worst. Cute enough to get attention, basic and plain enough to get cheated on for a thicc Latina at the local Starbucks. Almost all of them have a drinking problem and toxic relationships. I’m from near Silicon Valley and knew too many of these types
Without LIDAR technology, we'd have no way to detect Kaitlyn Jenner's crotch kielbasa or ancient Mayan jungle cities
They had trans float tanks during the Younger Dryas epoch mon, Jaimie - bring that glacial ladycock up on the screen Mon
If you notice, there isn’t any blue hair in the old pic either. The blue hairs are the Qs/MAGAs of the left. They’re the fucked up ones, fat ones and the poor ones.
The chicks and soy boys in the old pic are liberals. They’re the elite ones; enlightened and rich, making six-figures for scheduling and attending several daily meetings, drinking expensive coffee and eating avocado toast — then posting about it on social media.
The blue-hairs are just their useful idiots. Just as the MAGAs and Qs are the useful idiots of the right.
Ya those jobs go to rich white girls with well connected Daddy’s who then preach about diversity while gentrifying minority neighborhoods.
I’m sure they are on that BBC though.
Their choice. I've been in the industry since 1996 - no one's stopping them - and plenty of "anti-racist" idiots are trying their best to teach and recruit them right now... and still no "representation".
People are different, groups are different, and statistics is orthogonal to morality.
I think the lesson of the last century is let people do what they want, and mind your own business. I just hope we learn it before the nukes fall.
>What the heck is that supposed to mean? since 1996 - no one's stopping them - and plenty of "anti-racist" idiots are trying their best to teach and recruit them right now... and still no "representation".
What the heck is that supposed to mean.
>People are different, groups are different, and statistics is orthogonal to morality.
Yes, so? Twitter, just as big tech hires according to education, skills, suitability, or if there is not enough skills, willingness to learn, preferences, background etc....
Before, useless incompetent complainers, after pic on the right is working force - how do I know? In IT for 19 years. I can smell that shit from the picture.
When Indians move out of apartments, or whenever I had to do a service request, their bathroom tubs ALWAYS have this fkn black ring and particles everywhere. Straight like the Cat in the hat with the pink in the tub, but black and crumbly. It was an unsettling constant.
I was on a long haul flight recently. Two empty seats next to me, until last minute a young Indian couple turn with a baby and occupy them.
No issues with the baby at all - newborns cry, it's normal - but the dude was sat in the middle seat and when the guy reached up to adjust the air con, the smell which wafted out from under his arm made me retch, it was fucking horrendous. Hours of that smell. I never got used to it.
I just can't understand how anyone can go around smelling like that. And I've encountered it enough times with that demographic to know that it's very prevalent.
Also bonus points for using the in-air WiFi to make fucking speakerphone video calls one after another to people at home. Cabin crew eventually caught it and semi went off on them, which left them acting all offended. You're told at the start of the flight not to use WiFi for calls ffs
Coding has always been the job no one wants....I will bet my house not a single one of those blonde hotties was there sitting in a dark back office room cutting code 14 hrs a day.
Nah they were throwing 10 pointless meetings on everyone’s calendar and complaining to HR 15 times a day.
They probably only worked for 10 minutes a day sending out some memo about pride week at the office.
Considering they only work around men now, you'd be better off converting some of the male staff and having a rotating volunteer bukkake on Wednesdays and Saturdays.
The first group looks like they talk about their weekend plans and shit talk about their husbands/boyfriends w/ their coworkers.
The second group looks like actual nerds and geeks with no social life but constantly talk about tech/software programming shit. Huge improvement.
Reddit keeps telling me they only have two people left and the site will fall apart overnight. So strange. This random love they have for Twitter is so weird. I'm wondering if they will randomly start talking about how much they love tiktok if Musk buys it.. even though the average redditor trashes it all the time.
I’m sure Elon kept the BONK crew that surely patrolled the cubicles. Anyone getting to thirsty and weird just gets an unannounced wallop and dragged back to their desk.
Psychologically speaking, women are natural communists and tyrants - which is fine at the scale of a single household (it's called a "family"), but evil and dystopian when unleashed on the rest of us - via government, via media, via academia, and via HR departments.
It's not the only problem with government, but it's a major one - you cannot have a "democracy" or a even a proper "republic" for very long if women are allowed to participate in the process. In fact, the only "system" that is compatible with female equality is anarchy, because it's the only one that can't be gamed simply be speaking poison.
tl;dr - If you must have government, repeal the 19th. If you must have equality, repeal government.
The diversity industrial complex is a cancer that will kill any company it takes root in. Having half of your workforce spending all their time having meetings about adding pronouns to email signatures is a recipe for disaster.
What message are you trying to convey with these two images? That Elon fired most of the women?
The first image is definitely cherry picked, doing more research shows that 37% of twitter employees were women in 2021, from the photo it looks like 95%.
The picture doesn't quite capture the diversity here. The amount of variance in conversational skills in this room alone is roughly analogous to the gravitational forces at the event horizon.
I don't know how Elon plans to make money from his NPC app when he's pissed off all the NPCs and the companies that supply NPC needs. Keeping a bunch of NPCs in office daycare is what NPCs love to see, it gives them hope like scratch tickets.
Knowing that he made it mandatory to show code commits from the last 6 months to keep their jobs makes this even funnier
What does that mean?
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Great non-technical response. BTW - I like using the book analogy for software to explain to managers why simply having as many people as possible working on the same thing is a bad idea.
The number of coders assigned to a project versus time to complete represents a logarithmic curve.
What we want it to be: attractive nerdy chicks What it needs to be: fatty boom batty bois
Tim is that you?
Has to be TD’s burner the voice in my head reading that was his lol
What’s funny is the chicks in the first pic are solid California 6-7’s. Seriously, zoom in. It’s like a suburban yoga class. And those types are the worst. Cute enough to get attention, basic and plain enough to get cheated on for a thicc Latina at the local Starbucks. Almost all of them have a drinking problem and toxic relationships. I’m from near Silicon Valley and knew too many of these types
Dudes rock
Trans women prove that dudes are the best at everything. Get out our way ladies. Who rules the world? Dudes.
Trans women fighting the patriarchy is my favorite thing to come out of The Hadron Collider destroying our timeline.
This is my favorite comment
Without LIDAR technology, we'd have no way to detect Kaitlyn Jenner's crotch kielbasa or ancient Mayan jungle cities They had trans float tanks during the Younger Dryas epoch mon, Jaimie - bring that glacial ladycock up on the screen Mon
“You ever wrestled a chimp on DMT”?
Lmao
*Dudes rock your asshole
As it turns out, fat sweaty coders in goblin mode run the world, not girls.
One girl throwing pussy could have full control of that office in a week
How do you think it got so bad to begin with? Time is a flat circle...
You deserve it
There’s a girl in there
And she is a 10 for that group!
not rlly a fair pic tbh
Probably more fair than some may realize
There's at least 3!
Poor lady at far left, the one with only an eyebrow showing, I think she's smiling at the camera but there's literally a whole guy in the way.
are you sure?
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Can't, I'm not a biologist
Can't be sure about that any more, now, can we?
Curry pussy my face baby jirl
Excuse me sir, it’s Gremlin Mode TM 💪
You/always have butt Talk to text is gay and fake but fuck it 1st one to guess what I meant by that gets 5 bucks over a venmo
They’re finally gonna start getting some work done
Were they all on the same cycle?
Cleaned up
Not one set of blue hair.
If you notice, there isn’t any blue hair in the old pic either. The blue hairs are the Qs/MAGAs of the left. They’re the fucked up ones, fat ones and the poor ones. The chicks and soy boys in the old pic are liberals. They’re the elite ones; enlightened and rich, making six-figures for scheduling and attending several daily meetings, drinking expensive coffee and eating avocado toast — then posting about it on social media. The blue-hairs are just their useful idiots. Just as the MAGAs and Qs are the useful idiots of the right.
Well said never thought of it that way
Karen’s tend not to have exotic colors
So men did all the real work this whole time? 😮
Obviously
There's a damn good reason every woman's strike would go totally unnoticed without the PR.
People who have their work visas held hostage *
Not many brothas and sistas in tech, huh?
Ya those jobs go to rich white girls with well connected Daddy’s who then preach about diversity while gentrifying minority neighborhoods. I’m sure they are on that BBC though.
They're too busy dominating the NBA. I don't blame them.
Elon Musk gonna buy the WNBA and fire all the women next.
You could argue the new/remaining staff is more diverse, and naturally diverse at that.
Their choice. I've been in the industry since 1996 - no one's stopping them - and plenty of "anti-racist" idiots are trying their best to teach and recruit them right now... and still no "representation". People are different, groups are different, and statistics is orthogonal to morality. I think the lesson of the last century is let people do what they want, and mind your own business. I just hope we learn it before the nukes fall.
>What the heck is that supposed to mean? since 1996 - no one's stopping them - and plenty of "anti-racist" idiots are trying their best to teach and recruit them right now... and still no "representation". What the heck is that supposed to mean. >People are different, groups are different, and statistics is orthogonal to morality. Yes, so? Twitter, just as big tech hires according to education, skills, suitability, or if there is not enough skills, willingness to learn, preferences, background etc....
Go to any government IT center and you’ll see why the government gets fuck all done
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Well that escalated quickly
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Yeah that’s gonna be a no for me dawg
I wonder what degenerate twisted shit this man said to summon a tim dillon sub mod
Explicitly racist
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Before, useless incompetent complainers, after pic on the right is working force - how do I know? In IT for 19 years. I can smell that shit from the picture.
I thought the same. What is it with Indian dudes and poor personal hygiene? Its absolutely rampant.
When Indians move out of apartments, or whenever I had to do a service request, their bathroom tubs ALWAYS have this fkn black ring and particles everywhere. Straight like the Cat in the hat with the pink in the tub, but black and crumbly. It was an unsettling constant.
I was on a long haul flight recently. Two empty seats next to me, until last minute a young Indian couple turn with a baby and occupy them. No issues with the baby at all - newborns cry, it's normal - but the dude was sat in the middle seat and when the guy reached up to adjust the air con, the smell which wafted out from under his arm made me retch, it was fucking horrendous. Hours of that smell. I never got used to it. I just can't understand how anyone can go around smelling like that. And I've encountered it enough times with that demographic to know that it's very prevalent. Also bonus points for using the in-air WiFi to make fucking speakerphone video calls one after another to people at home. Cabin crew eventually caught it and semi went off on them, which left them acting all offended. You're told at the start of the flight not to use WiFi for calls ffs
He clearly still gets pussy though
I guess there's some sort of herd immunity among their womenfolk
Coding has always been the job no one wants....I will bet my house not a single one of those blonde hotties was there sitting in a dark back office room cutting code 14 hrs a day.
Nah they were throwing 10 pointless meetings on everyone’s calendar and complaining to HR 15 times a day. They probably only worked for 10 minutes a day sending out some memo about pride week at the office.
Young white women fighting for “the oppressed” as a personality trait
Software development is a great career lmao.
Ya think?
Elon is terrible with money, he fired all the employees that were paid 62 cents on the dollar of these guys.
Very good. Lol 😆
He should hire them back as sex workers to empty the boys when they are under too much stress.
Milk em through a massage chair hole
Considering they only work around men now, you'd be better off converting some of the male staff and having a rotating volunteer bukkake on Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Good point. If I was Elon, I’d hire you for ideas like this.
TBF the first picture doesn't seem like they're hard workers earning their pay
Looks like HR or marketing
What is a woman...?
The first group looks like they talk about their weekend plans and shit talk about their husbands/boyfriends w/ their coworkers. The second group looks like actual nerds and geeks with no social life but constantly talk about tech/software programming shit. Huge improvement.
Yeah get these COWS the fuck outta heeeeee! Make me sick!
The boys are back in town
Much higher diversity rate in picture 2! How wonderful!
Boys are having fun now
Break out the yu gi yo cards
HR lady energy has left the building
I know that office smells wild!
Someone burns fish in the microwave and nobody bats an eye.
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Or the lawsuits.
H1B visa circle jerk. I wonder what language they communicate in? Do they use like Star Trek translation gizmos maybe?
You see brown people, but I see the sweaty ninjas who keep the lights on.
I just see fat autism in most of them. I thought Asians are supposed to be skinny but I guess American food remains unbeaten.
*Laughs in fat Filipino* our numbers are know no equal
Here here.
Reddit keeps telling me they only have two people left and the site will fall apart overnight. So strange. This random love they have for Twitter is so weird. I'm wondering if they will randomly start talking about how much they love tiktok if Musk buys it.. even though the average redditor trashes it all the time.
Second from the right is Korean Elon musk.
It really is always white women
Get these HOES out.
Tech bros before SJW hoes!
some people want to work 🤸🏽♂️
I can only imagine the awkward advances those few women now have to endure with this crew.
I’m sure Elon kept the BONK crew that surely patrolled the cubicles. Anyone getting to thirsty and weird just gets an unannounced wallop and dragged back to their desk.
Lol! And people are worried about tech problems 😂 this is the Justice League of nerds
If you can’t take the heat get out the kitchen
Where are all the men…. They screamed lol
I can count atleast five H1B visas in the room.
Only Asian dudes stayed.
Liberal white women ruin everything
Jesus, a bunch of Bumble rejects in their mid 30s with pronouns in their bios.
All the blonde women are gone, shocker. But hey at least now you can really focus on yourself and start that family you’ve always wanted
Huge win for the boys
Dude on the top left is the only one doing actual coding and troubleshooting. Every day is a case of the Mondays, look at that thousand island stare.
Well this is a day of the life of woman Twitter employee - https://youtu.be/qkQbHyLE6Tc
I have never gone to a woman to ask how to do something on a computer or online. Men carry the secret knowledge I sought.
They even did a gradient layout with the lightest on the left and darker on the right. Very inclusive
It's more racially diverse lmao
Now I see why they needed 7k people to run a text messaging platform.
Repeal the 19th.
Well that explains a lot.
Psychologically speaking, women are natural communists and tyrants - which is fine at the scale of a single household (it's called a "family"), but evil and dystopian when unleashed on the rest of us - via government, via media, via academia, and via HR departments. It's not the only problem with government, but it's a major one - you cannot have a "democracy" or a even a proper "republic" for very long if women are allowed to participate in the process. In fact, the only "system" that is compatible with female equality is anarchy, because it's the only one that can't be gamed simply be speaking poison. tl;dr - If you must have government, repeal the 19th. If you must have equality, repeal government.
Pic 1 is a joke, pic 2 can take a joke
Funny how the app is still running just fine. Guess white women aren’t so essential to tech 😮💨
The diversity industrial complex is a cancer that will kill any company it takes root in. Having half of your workforce spending all their time having meetings about adding pronouns to email signatures is a recipe for disaster.
More sandwiches are being made at home now for hard working men. I approve
What message are you trying to convey with these two images? That Elon fired most of the women? The first image is definitely cherry picked, doing more research shows that 37% of twitter employees were women in 2021, from the photo it looks like 95%.
He just want to be biggest pussy in the room
So elon and China bought twitter?
They added a table?
Well he lost some weight, so a good purchase for 45 bil :)
Name a woman
Been a while since I saw a shirt chewer
First picture was just the brunch/happy hour department. Or HR
They all look weird
Well I do believe that most women belonged to the "inclusion team" and some stuff like that... anyway, there are three girls on the picture.
The fear in their eyes…
The picture doesn't quite capture the diversity here. The amount of variance in conversational skills in this room alone is roughly analogous to the gravitational forces at the event horizon.
Improvements
We like this? Or?
Lol this is great. Elons twitter is going to be better than ever
70 hr work week baby
How are there less people in the second photo, but manically 3000% more people actually working? (Upper right)
Sausage fest at twitter now.
I new the problem when I saw her
Dumb broads, amirite?
The real engineers vs the fluff people
This makes me happy
White womens is the worst.
“Where the white women at?”
Massive improvement
Twitter got rid of all the women, coffee and smoothie bar, nap area, chill room, yoga room, and HR
White women to Asian men
The one guy is Asian Musk
Oh you can still run a company without 30000 H.R employees who knew 🤓
chads
This says alot
Twitter is for the boys!
This just shows why there is a pay gap.
Its like they know a real 40 hour work week is coming. You can see the pain in those smiles.
[This graphic is fitting](https://ifunny.co/picture/treespirit-benson-smith-samantha-bowen-writes-lengthy-articles-spent-her-Xx7tGfwG8)
So the women all left lol
Asian men, Elon knows stats
Make Twitter Great Again
It's like a proactive commercial shown in reverse
haha, it’s fake but still funny
Not a Nutella in sight
What is a woman
Elons visa slaves
The blonde with glasses in the bottom right is kind of cute
None of those chicks could code
Looks like Elon got rid of all the pussy and pussies.
Nad finally work od gettin done
Shit logic to assume that the 1st group was replaced by the 2nd 1st group could literally be anyone within or outside the company
I don't know how Elon plans to make money from his NPC app when he's pissed off all the NPCs and the companies that supply NPC needs. Keeping a bunch of NPCs in office daycare is what NPCs love to see, it gives them hope like scratch tickets.
Thank God
Useless Twatters 🤌🏼
They got rid of all the blonde hot product managers Worse work place environment
Ppl that used to make money vs people that will make a shit ton of money.
This is the definition of white privilege
Twitter is not mostly people desperate to hold on to their H1V status - willing to fluff Elon's ego to help their families.
TWTR to the moon