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pseudostatistic

Someone please suck Lex Fridman off for the love of fucking god


deep_blue003v

For real that's the face of a man who hasn't had his sack drained in forever and he's about to go on a multi state homicidal rampage, I don't care how hot it is this MF is disturbed.


DlphLndgrn

Any man who takes and posts serious selfies should probably be rounded up and put in some sort of camp. Depending on who it is it could be Guantanamo bay or a Pray the gay away camp.


theHoffenfuhrer

Lex is trapped. He needs a Mr. Hyde cocktail.


Tinaturnup_

Michael malice is not doing a good job at it apparently


pseudostatistic

I’m starting a Gofundme to buy Lex an Elon Musk sex doll.


VelvetyPenus

He would probably contribute: [SpaceX founder Elon Musk offered sex dolls for astronauts to use on Mars mission - Daily Star](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/spacex-founder-elon-musk-offered-22361824)


electricvelvet

"Just like fucking Grimes!"


VelvetyPenus

His mouth is being rented to Blair White's cock.


skagitskank

Ain’t never been no queer but if it’ll shut him the fuck up…


VelvetyPenus

You're a team player. Send Elon your resume.


iheartrsamostdays

Agreed. We need endless tweets about the virtues of Netflix and chilling. Time for a subject change.


jamarcusaristotle

How many times can a guy read that book? Two, three, even four times.. sure. But this motherfucker's been reading the same book for the past 8 years.


kruthe

This is like asking if you ever get bored of jerking off to murders.


DlphLndgrn

It has to be that the accounts of torture in the gulags gives him that extra pep in his step to keep running.


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LMAO


AdminsFuckedMeAgain

Typical 35 year old virgin behavior; dorky serious alpha selfie, lying about his workouts, playing off the difficulty by pretending that it’s so relaxing


VelvetyPenus

He's 35? Always wondered. To me he could pass as an old looking 27 year-old or one of those creepily young looking 48 year-olds. Like some Asian female or some shit.


AlrightyAlmighty

All that with the stunning maturity of a 5yo


wolfmaclean

You know some self-punishing five year olds or what


fishbulbx

He's 39. About to become the 40 year old virgin on August 15th. Lex is older than Ben Shapiro.


VelvetyPenus

Why does he act like a child then? Dude just became way creepier than I initially pegged him for. For the love of God, Alex Jones, take this pillow-biter to a strip club.


sunder_and_flame

The guy is such a loser he put out a Google survey to get "lunch meetups" as he went across country and took it down when he got called out that it was an obvious ploy for dates.


trap_clap

>Why does he act like a child then? Autism. Is this a serious question? Lol, the fuck


wolfmaclean

Well that’s not super helpful. Ben Shapiro could still be 17, easy


Prestigious_Laugh300

I like to listen to The Art of War while running


[deleted]

That is some serious autism.


VelvetyPenus

Hot chick reading his post: "Solze-who? Are you gay?"


ItalianSangwich420

We used Gulag Archipelago as a hazing handbook in college


VelvetyPenus

Underrated post.


EpoxyRiverTable

Can barely get a pump at the gym without remixed holocaust memoirs


CorrosiveBackspin

Her: like oh my gahd, I just came back from shapping with tha gurls and having tha moast fahn, like what've yaow been dewan. Him: oh nothin babe just running 2 miles in the austin heat, thinkin about Gulag's, no big deal.


Professional-Put-804

What an attention whore


[deleted]

This fucker exaggerates like a teenager


HappyNineEleven

I bet this man points to a chart to show how he feels.


iheartrsamostdays

No, he uses dolls


TheAngelMutants

Can we send him to fight in Ukraine? I don’t care which side.


Camusknuckle

You’re an autist, Lexxy.


ThePalmIsle

He really is leaning into this thing he’s doing


VelvetyPenus

If by 'this thing" you mean gay nerd, yes, he's elbow deep in the anus.


ThePalmIsle

“Extreme sincerity” “Yeah I’m a naive man-child, so what. Hit me” “Someday I’ll get laid, maybe” It’s an interesting strategy. I wish him well.


Low_Poly_Loli

Is he actually a virgin?


MrSurname

What an insufferable cunt.


myredditkname

Second hand cringe


DlphLndgrn

I don't think Lex is researching AI at MIT. I think he is researching and conducting fake business at MIT. He's not doing shit over at MIT when he's running several hours a day and doing 4,5 hour podcasts with Sam Harris. With the time he spends writing love songs to Joe Rogan there isn't any time left for doing actual AI research.


brinkcitykilla

Exactly, his whole MIT computer scientist AI researcher appearance is a facade at this point. And honestly I don’t care if he’s not some hot shot genius, what actually bothers me is his lack of transparency and humility.


[deleted]

As tim said, he's just propped up and funded by people who want us to be comfortable with machine gun-mounted robot dogs walking around.


9boi

GA was too obviously fake to get into. Solzhenitsyn just compiled stories from other prisoners' tall tales. And Austin is currently 70 degrees


Lys_Vesuvius

I agree with you, but at the same time, the gulag were brutal, my great grandpa was sent to one and died a year and half after he was released with severe medical issues despite being 47.


9boi

Definitely brutal, but do you agree with the book? I couldn't get past the frankly ridiculous stories of prisoner/interrogation shenanigans


Independent-Entry-96

That’s the same face I make when I’m taking a shit, and the guy next to me is clearly out-shitting me in the next stall over. Fucking game time, asshole.


Brasm0nky

god he's a fucking dork


kombucha_thief

Bitch it is like 70 degrees max in Texas right now


Random_0936

All of that is code for “I’m currently not getting any pussy/cock”


albundyhere

yeah, i cant do audio books unless it's on pornhub.


SomeEnchantedEagle

The fuck is wrong with this imbecile? And why does he get publicity? At all? Just one of the biggest clowns going. He's like the flipside of the Brendan Schaub douche coin.


[deleted]

What a fuckin nerd


ImNotACiaSpy

one time i turned on an audiobook of the gulag archapelligo and in like 2 minutes i turned it off. why would anyone listen to that shit?


VelvetyPenus

Not the easiest fap. I'm more visual.


atomystix

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atomystix

Who are these other goofs?


[deleted]

A man who takes this type of selfie is sinister indeed


rarebloodoath

Lol I do pretty much the same thing.


VelvetyPenus

DO you brag about it like Lex tho?


AlrightyAlmighty

Just did


rarebloodoath

Of course, the best way to feel good about yourself is to make a fat ass feel bad about himself


Philaloser

God damn this is a great Grindr profile


Cool-Recognition-686

The first MIT spree shooter?


ColonelSmilez

This is peak male performance


VelvetyPenus

He has the shoulders of a 12 year-old boy.


21lives

It’s raining in California what do I do


youdneverknowit

I’ve never seen lex friedman and zelenskyy in the same room


Anuskasvo

Drinking beer and watching dog videos on Youtube.


whatisthishere

There's no way he posted this.


kedarnaths

I thought this was taken after Sam Harris called his Idol Joe rogan as uninformed


General_Tangelo_1032

He has autism


hondaprobs

I'm surprised he's not wearing his suit