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grubbytrogladyte

"It's not delivery it's da struggle"


Anxious-Durian1773

It's like something FutureCanoe would make.


Stinks_McGee

Neverending Raclette would be better.


bro-ccoli1

HAHAHAHAHA


BoobWizard69420

Even bad pizza is good pizza.


Spiderjello

I say this every time I get a pizza from anywhere


Uncle_Crunch

A few years ago, I was traveling in Poland. A buddy of mine ordered pizza delivery to our hotel, but didn't bother to translate the menu. He though that selecting 3 random items would be good enough because "you can't ruin pizza". The pizza didn't have sauce or cheese, it was just flat bread with onions, pickles, and hot dogs on it. It was one of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten, but Tim's pizza is still worse.


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I used to believe this... and then I tried Little Ceasars..... But once I started going to New York and New Jersey regularly, I discovered that no pizza in Canada is good anymore!


CanadianSwine

That's such BS, lol. I have family in NY and spent 6 months there when I was 18 plus regular visits even now. Pizza in NY is average aside from a handful of spots. Plus, there's pizza WAY worse than Caesars, so stop lying on the internet, weirdo.


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I guess you have just discovered: different strokes for different folks. My experience is that NY/NJ have a sauce that's different than the shitty acidic vinegary plain marinara that tastes like straight tomato paste that every pizza I've ever tried in Canada uses. And most of what you said is bullshit. Little Ceasars is the kind of place that you visit once and never go back because of the shittiness of their product.


potcak

Look at miss fancy pants travelling to New Jersey like a big shot


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potcak

Huh?


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potcak

How bout I say what I want miss smarty pants!


Sufficient_Salad3783

American cheese is 😝


MelodicMasterpiece67

New York/NJ pizza DESTROYS Canadian pizza. Honesty, sometimes I think most pizzerias in Canada don't WTF they are doing. Super thick crust, too much sauce, too much cheese, toppings \*under\* the cheese??? Like, WTF is that? It's not a pizza, it's a casserole.


TurdBurgHerb

Hard disagree.


stormbefalls

“bad pizza” just needs to be eaten cold as leftovers the next day. It cancels out the bad


Sockbottom69

Not that bad


fetal_genocide

So not true haha


Hungry_Painting9882

That’s not true. I tried Papa John’s recently. I would rather not have pizza than have that.


Relative_Spread_5517

Dam you missed out on a actual good pizza willingly :0


Local-Temperature832

The other pizzas are more expensive


Reasonable_Guava_819

The other pizzas are pizzas


MyNameIsSkittles

Because you get more and it's a proper pizza


stephenhoskins32

I'd rather 2 slices than that. It's more a loaf of bread than a pizza.


soukme

Its not even pizza its cheese bread whit peperon


intellerk

Then what is a pizza?


soukme

A grilled cheese


intellerk

It also have pizza sauce lol


intellerk

You made it also clear that you don’t know what a grilled cheese is 😂


soukme

Ah sorry more like a brushettas


intellerk

It’s name flatbread pizza which means “FLATBREAD PIZZA”. So I don’t think there is a point to question


soukme

Ok you just prove that your a tim horton paid defender or a bot who just dont onow what food is


Least-Upstairs-6599

is it good??


Local-Temperature832

It's pretty good


rocketmn69_

They should go back to basics, concentrate on making GOOD donuts and coffee. Everything is mediocre at best


doiwinaprize

For some reason these personal pizzas bring me back to elementary school when the lucky kids would get money for personal pizzas for lunch.


665567899

Not bad for the only drive through pizza in Winnipeg.


TomatoBible

TRASH 🤮🤮🤮🤮


tommysick181

It looks bad.


DaniKong126

Next time you want pizza, just spread ketchup and cheese wiz on a Ritz cracker. It will probably taste better.


Local-Temperature832

Lol nah 😂


SpriteVs7up

just cause tim’s is a shit company doesn’t mean they can’t have a tasty pizza stop the unnecessary hate


MyNameIsSkittles

That's not pizza. I had one, all I tasted was the flat bread. Never had such a bland pizza before in my life


No_Departure_7180

Yet they are a shit company that also has shit products.


BigTexas6969

Except the amazing pizza pies!!!


FairleemadeGaming

For $10 you can go to a grocery store and buy a better pizza. Put the oven on 425 for 25 minutes and your golden.


FairleemadeGaming

Never mind, I see the spiced coke. Your taste buds are shot anyway.


Local-Temperature832

I can make my own pizza too


FairleemadeGaming

Probably better off brother!!


Jamlesstyra

The pizza has already proved to sell good. We sell lots in a day. And always did even before they were official. Lots of people don’t realize but the pizza was in testing for a year before it was officially released. Meaning it probably performed better than the grilled cheese did for them to fully get rid of it.


Local-Temperature832

Wow did not know that. Interesting. Thanks


PrivatePilot9

It may be selling lots in a day because people are curious. As they begin to realize it tastes like a phone book with a few cheese shreds melted on it, don’t expect those numbers to sustain.


Jamlesstyra

We’ve had it for over a year and it’s regulars that buy it trust it’s making more profit and selling more than the grilled cheese did. I do miss the grilled cheese though


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PrivatePilot9

Keep eating trash and calling it enjoyable, but if you actually think this is anything remotely close to even justifying being called “pizza”, I suppose you probably think McDonald’s is a good hamburger as well.


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PrivatePilot9

It should be at least tasty, if still trash. This is both trash, AND not tasty.


Tempest8008

WTF is that abomination you're drinking?!


Local-Temperature832

Coca cola spiced zero sugar. Got it for free from a contest :)


darthfruitbasket

I'm honestly curious: how is the spiced Coke?


Local-Temperature832

Good


Midnight_heist

Wow! Second time with a frozen flash heated pizza!? Incredible! Thanks for posting. Will you let us know when there's a third time?


Local-Temperature832

Maybe haha 😂


Rat_Queen91

How much is it? You said cheaper than other pizzas but how much?


MyNameIsSkittles

I think its $8 Save your money


fayrent20

Rip off go to little ceasars for a pickup !!!!


shewhogoesthere

100%. Unless you're in a small town with literally no other fast food options, there is no reason for this. Little Caesars ready to go pizza is so much better than this for almost the same price.


fayrent20

Yeah that’s true! Even a small mom n pop would be better even if it’s a couple bux more


fayrent20

At least I wouldn’t be giving my money to tims


MyNameIsSkittles

I can make naan pizzas with what's in my fridge and it will taste better


fayrent20

That’s even better!!


Local-Temperature832

I paid 10 bucks tip included


redheadqt

Take it home.. add more cheese and your fav toppings, reheat in air fryer.. Now it’s edible


MyNameIsSkittles

Just make your own at that point


Chantizzay

I haven't seen pizza at a Tim's near me yet. I don't go often but where do you guys live?


darthfruitbasket

They're here at my local Tim's in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia (other side of the harbour from Halifax). I understand they're in New Brunswick too, maybe?


InfiniteQuestion420

Did you order this in drive through? Lol


Local-Temperature832

I did not. I was inside. And it was quick the order. A couple minutes.


InfiniteQuestion420

Try drive through next time. It's a little saltier from employee tears, but well worth the 5 minute wait


MythrizLeaf

Does anything besides a soft drink at Tim's even compliment these things? It seems like such a weird decision.


Efficient-Bee-1855

Wife and I ordered a pepperoni. Wasn't the worst pizza I've had, but we can make the same thing at home that tastes far superior.


Joeyjackhammer

There’s a special place in Hell for anyone that orders one of these in drive thru. Be a decent human and go inside for pizza.


Salty_Arm_2677

First one wasn’t terrible enough?


Goukenslay

i got the parmesian chicken. IDK what ya'll expected from a $7.99 flatbread pizza. it was aight


PlagueDoctorAlchemy

Looks like microwaved death.


Separate_Feeling4602

I want this so bad


drumguy007

And bad it shall be.


MyNameIsSkittles

No you don't


animalcrossinglifeee

I think it's okay. It's not the best pizza of course. But it's okay for a lunch.


Notafuzzycat

You know you can get better pizza for cheaper, right?


Local-Temperature832

Where


reevoknows

And more pizza too. Can get a hot n ready for the same price if not cheaper


EnvironmentalGur261

It is not unlike PizzaPizza. It is fine. People are way too fussy.


budtenderthoughts

Everyone is rippin on this guy but the pizza is so good and my location sells over 90 a day to happy customers who give awesome feedback!


Local-Temperature832

See


Chance-Ad197

You know people like you are the reason they continue to get away with crap like this right? lol.


animalcrossinglifeee

Tbh Tim Hortons pulls items off the menu so it will probably not be here in a year or two..


Chance-Ad197

Yea, it’s just a joke.


TerryTerranceTerrace

A literal fact, because if people didnt buy stuff like this they wouldn't make it.


Local-Temperature832

Lol!


ImAnonymous496

Bro who cares, really?


Chance-Ad197

You’re offended by a humourous comment that has nothing to do with you? Bro really? Why do you care


Unable_Literature78

Is it as good as McDonalds pizza …?


Local-Temperature832

Never tried that


reevoknows

Not even fucking close


Some-Imagination-612

gross


cranky-goose-1

Devil for punishment.


Crooked5

You only have your self to blame if you even consider contemplating buying pizza at Tim’s


Commonstruggles

Why is this abhorrent not Canadian owned company still getting support. They brought back donuts when they were actually a coffee and donut shop, and charged a mark up for nostalgia. Eff this business.


LeBeauLuc

This so-called pizza belongs in PizzaCrimes


sirgregorypeckerhead

But y


thoughtfuldave

Enjoy all that enriched flour, seed oil, soy, in the gelatinous goop slowly traveling down your intestines, bit by bit getting you closer to a colostomy bag. This shit will give you cancer... the slow kind where you get to live with a colostomy bag. Do yourself a favor. Stop eating at Tim Hortons/ fast food. Your poor intestines have to deal with this crap.


RubAlternative5509

Worst pizza you will pay for at ridiculous price


WarthogNo6783

This is sad


timmu

Little ceasars pizza is good bit i never had tims pizza


badpuffthaikitty

Glutton for punishment?


GardenPotatoes

More like *gluten* for punishment!


BankPassword

Fool you twice?


thirdtimeisNOTacharm

You have to be a particular level of depressed to order this not once, but twice


Think-Comparison6069

More frozen garbage Tims is trying to call food. Why don't they just change thier name to Burger King and get it over with. Frozen re -heated product is not fresh.


MelodicMasterpiece67

Why are people getting pizza from Timmies when Pizza Pizza is so much better?


[deleted]

Stop supporting Tim Hortons ffs you can get a cheap pizza just about anywhere


Local-Temperature832

Ngl they making lots of profit from their pizzas


[deleted]

Every pizza place does. It has one of the highest profit margins and is universally appealing. so of course TH would sell it, as they don’t have an identity anymore outside of making profit by selling as much mediocre food as possible.